HP for world peace

"Angela, I brought a friend to see you today. That's my good buddy Vikram, the professor of ancient runes at Hogwarts. Vikram, come and touch Angela, don't worry, she is very docile. Touch her like I do chin, she'll be fine."

This is a horse and not a cat, and this is a male and not a female. In the last point, he is not docile at all.He's biting you, don't you feel it?I watched blankly as Mr. Unicorn gnawed on the paw where Abbott touched him.

"Don't worry, Vikram, Angela really won't hurt you. Although unicorns like beautiful girls, I think Angela likes handsome guys."

Hi your sister!You are bleeding from the bite!

〖Smell of blood, tusk~bah! 〗The unicorn spat out that hand in disgust.

"Haha, Angela likes to communicate with people like this, which can deepen the relationship." Abbott explained to me casually shaking the saliva and blood beads in his hand, and beckoned me to try it too.

Is it an idiot to be a widow!

〖If you touch it again, I will bite off your hand. 〗

I remained numb, in awe of Abbott's still restless paw.Waiting to see the scene of the horse gnawing on the man, what was waiting was that Mr. Unicorn stomped Abbott on the ground and stepped over.Then the unicorn came to me, 〖This child is pleasing to the eye, so quiet. 〗I looked at Abbott who was lying on the ground, and stroked the back of the unicorn appreciatively. Mr. Unicorn, I am so sorry that you have been molested by him for so long. May I ask if your chastity is still there?

〖The smell of fruit. 〗

The horse's head sniffed at me, and I took out a few pickled fruits picked from the Elven Kingdom from Shan Ruliu and fed them to him.After feeding the fruit, Mr. Unicorn expressed his friendliness to me, and I made eye contact with the unicorn with a little sentimentality.

〖That boy has never brought me fruit, and he is still kind. 〗Mr. Unicorn, how many years have you lived with an embarrassing name, and you wouldn’t like a name like Angela, would you?Just let me give you a new name, and you can hang out with me, follow me to ensure that the meals are good, if you want to eat radishes, you can eat radishes, if you want to eat ginseng fruit, you can eat ginseng fruit, and occasionally provide Abbott's claws for you to beat teeth.

"I'm right, Angela really likes you."

I glanced at Abbott, patted the horse's back and said, "Abbott, let me introduce you, this is Asa, an adult male unicorn. You can come and pet him, he is very 'docile' and will definitely bite you hard of."

"This is Angela, a female unicorn. I have known Angela since I was 15 years old."

It turns out that you have been secretly in love with our Asa since you were 15 years old. Asa, you are so pathetic.Touch ~ 〖This silly boy has never figured out that I am a gentleman. 〗

I gave way awe-inspiringly, "Asa is public, you can have a medical examination."

Examining a unicorn is a tough job, and Abbott gets kicked to the bone at least.Abbott, with a bruise on his face, sighed in amazement that the unicorn he had always thought of as a girl was actually a man. He asked me why I knew Asa was male, and I asked him why he thought Asa was female.

In the end, Ya replied in a daze, "Unicorns like to be close to girls. I guess the one who wants to be close to me is the mother."

Do you think the same-sex repulsion opposite-sex attracts law applies to unicorns?Ah what logic.

"Asa, why are you getting close to this fool?" I asked for the answer.

〖At that time, he was still a human cub, and we had a rule not to harm the cub.As a result, this silly boy came to the Forbidden Forest every day. 〗 "Because I'm a cub, and I come to the Forbidden Forest to take risks every day, so I've become familiar with it over time." I understand, but Abbott is actually pestering you.

〖... Human, can you understand me? 〗

I put on a strong holy smile, "I am Vikram. Slytherin, you can call me Vikram."

The two of us had a good chat, Abbott squatted on the side, dumbfounded, "Vikram, can you talk to Angela?"

"It's Asa." I corrected him, "Of course, I have the ability to talk to Asa."

"I know that some wizards are born with special abilities that cannot be learned by others. Could it be that your ability is to talk to animals?"

I thought about it, this ability can barely be regarded as "natural", nodded and smiled, "Snake language is also within the scope of my ability."

"That's a family tradition. What other creature can you talk to?" he asked with interest.

"I think I can communicate with any creature, but you can't."

"why?"

"Because Asa has called you a fool for six years since I met you. I really have no hope for your IQ."

Suddenly I found that I like to hit this child very much. It is very interesting to see him yelling and retorting in a fit of rage.It turned out that I was also having a bad fun.After knocking Abbott into a corner to reflect on his IQ, I tried to lure Asa to be our family's pet. Unfortunately, no matter whether I tempted him with the most luxurious nest or the most delicious fruit, he insisted that he would not live in the Forbidden Forest.

〖1000 years ago, the Hogwarts Big Four built that castle, allowing wizards to pass on their magic.And make a contract with our Forbidden Forest creatures.They provide us with a home that is free from human persecution, we have no contact with wizards, and we voluntarily withdraw from wizard history. 〗He said these words very calmly, but the indescribable sigh made me give up the idea of ​​taking him away.Elves have also withdrawn from the history of wizards, and they are also unwilling to entangle too much with humans.

Scratching my cheek, I sighed too.Then go back to the castle with Abbott, escorted by Asa.It is said that the recent Forbidden Forest is not peaceful, the reason is not the Banshee, but the basilisk.In recent years, a basilisk has frequently appeared in the Forbidden Forest. Unruly wizard cubs coming to play in the Forbidden Forest will definitely be fatal.

When it comes to basilisks, my first reaction is Nagini.It's been a long time since I said it.It turned out that they all came here to be a disaster, and the Forbidden Forest should become her back garden.

After leaving the Forbidden Forest, the sun was set in the west, and the sunset glowed beautifully against the sky and water. Abbott was alone sad that Mr. Unicorn loved beauties and didn’t kiss his buddies. He said that I used my beauty to seduce his beautiful girl Angela.That was Asa, an excellent horse, nature endowed him with a male body, not really a female.And I was seduced by Jiangguo. As a person whose intelligence value is N grades higher than his, I don't think that a unicorn, even a unicorn with human nature, cannot have human aesthetics. . Asa should be the same as me, there are three grades for distinguishing human faces: beautiful, pleasing to the eye, and crippled.

In my eyes, these three types of people can be divided into three types according to the task rewards: the type with a lot of meat to keep an eye on, the type with little meat to keep an eye on, and the type with no meat to roll away.

Looking at the magnificent colors in the distant place where the water and the sky blend, I am stunned to think of the palm of my hand against Shen Han's sword hilt, after a bloody battle, there is a bloody smell in my nose, and the majestic and hollow voice of the Lord God is in my ears. It is extremely peaceful.Sure enough, the red is still pleasing to the eye.

"Vikram, if you don't hurry up, you won't be able to catch up with dinner!" Abbott, who walked a few steps and found that I was behind, turned around and pulled me back, "Don't be in a daze, no matter how beautiful the scenery is, dinner is not so attractive. Hurry up!"

As a result, Abbott laughed like a human sun and pulled me away.Ya starving ghost reincarnated ah!The image of a widow!

But after making such a fuss with him, he felt happy again.

Abbott's mouth is really good at achieving his own goals, so I reluctantly agreed to dine with him in the lobby.I have only attended once since the beginning of the term, but fortunately my place is still reserved for me.

I was sitting there in the limelight, and the students below would always look at me, and my nerves protested to me that I was uncomfortable.Anyone who pays attention to me will find that only vegetarian food is stuffed into my mouth, and Abbott even asked me worriedly like a mother why I don't eat meat.

Dumbledore, who was sitting on the other side of me, gave an answer that Professor Ancient Runes is a faithful vegetarian.

Before Abbott yells about the importance of the combination of meat and vegetables, I can only give a reasonable explanation, "Actually, I have a disease that absolutely cannot eat meat, and eating meat will make the disease worse."

"There once was an Irish wizard who got sick from eating cooked food, Vikram, are you sure you got sick from eating meat?"

The one you said can't eat cooked food is not a wizard but a werewolf!It's a savage!It's a zombie!Don't compare me to that kind of unstyled stuff.

"There is a case in Muggle medical circles that is protein allergy. Patients who eat meat may experience symptoms such as vomiting, vomiting blood, convulsions and shock, and in severe cases, sudden death." Dr. Dumbledore replied.

It turns out that Dumbledore is so knowledgeable and talented, I really underestimate him.Do you really have a protein allergy?I sat between two Gryffindors who were chatting and waving their knives and forks, eating with a calm expression, turning a blind eye to the tableware that slid across the face of the widow from time to time and brought a gust of cool breeze.Although I am very used to this kind of life with danger, the students below were taken aback.Don't worry kids, your idol professors, my ability to resist blows is very strong. Although the physical defense is not as strong as the magic defense, it is not a problem to resist a small tableware.

Maybe I should discuss with the two of them. If I want to cut my face, I hope to make a cross-shaped wound on my cheek. I remember that there is such a strong samurai who also has this shape.

After dinner, the students received countless worried looks, realizing that Gryffindor, who became a teacher, would become talkative on certain topics, and Voldy hadn't appeared in the hall from the beginning to the end.According to his perception, he has been staying at the bottom of the lake, commonly known as the Slytherin bedroom.

After dinner, he used a trip to the Forbidden Forest to get rid of the over-energy Abbott with the excuse of going to the Forbidden Forest because he was tired and needed a good rest. He went back to his room, took a shower, changed his clothes, took the homework handed in today, and went to Voldy's place.

As a result, I turned around the cellar several times but couldn't find the way to Voldy's location.Could it be another secret passage?If I couldn't find the way, I went directly to his dormitory and waited.This is the first time I have entered his dormitory. The room is very big and luxurious, but there is only one big bed. It is actually a single room.I wipe!Are the current student housing conditions so good?

I am not interested in every detail of this house, which is gorgeous and complicated, and the darker tone looks at the depressing classical architectural style. What attracts me more is a window facing the big bed. The night outside the window is dark, but there is no star.When I got closer, I realized that what I saw outside the window was not the sky at all, but the lake water that the light could not penetrate.

The person who installed this window is really talented. If you want to swim in summer, you can just open the window and jump out.Really convenient.Visited the bathroom again, and there was actually a big pool for bathing!Why is there no bath like this in my house?I'm going to complain about discrimination at Hogwarts.But when I looked at the mirror on the bathroom wall that would chatter and praise people, I was relieved. It is not comfortable to take a bath in a bathroom with such a mirror.

After waiting in Voldy's room for half an hour, he finally brought him back.Voldy who came in was surprised when he saw me, "Father, why are you here?"

I pointed my hand to his desk, where the homework I brought for correction and the hard horn of the bicorn he asked me to bring, "Correct my homework for me."

"Don't shirk your responsibilities as a professor." While speaking, he took out a thin object from his pocket and threw it on the bed.

I watched the white, thin thing swell instantly, turning into a white snake with a waist as thick as an adult's arm, and I kept saying, "During the Quidditch match, you promised to help me change it for a month." Homework." The long white snake with thin scales quickly slid down from the bed and swam towards me, and I greeted the transformed white snake girl with a smile, "Long time no see, Nagini is a grown girl now."

【Nagini miss you so much~Vik~】