Riding a panda in the world

Big eyes, obviously, surprised to death.

"Dinner~~? With me? I'm going to eat in the staff cafeteria! Take you there?

If you look like this, you won't be able to get in.You take human form, and strangers are not allowed in. How do you go in and eat? "

Xuanyuan Cang curled his lips in disdain, and his body suddenly elongated, turning into that handsome and rugged human body.

Raising his eyebrows, Xuanyuan Cang took Ye Mingshu and strode forward, "Okay, you think I don't know that you have something called takeaway?

Even the staff cafeteria can be bought back to your office to eat, I will go with you, I am the number one warrior of the Xiong Wei clan, how can I not even know a little invisibility?

Alright, let's go and try your staff meal. "

Ye Mingshu hadn't had time to digest the scene where the panda turned into a living person, but he was dragged forward by Xuanyuan Cang, a big and powerful guy.

After reacting, Ye Mingshu couldn't help but secretly raised the corners of his mouth, "Hmm, I'll let you have a taste of the boulevard service at the end of the zoo's top ten tortures."

But after you have tasted Xiaotong’s magic fart, the solid smell and sticky feeling are not a problem for you, so let you experience our country’s special product-waste oil.

Eat, eat you to death, we Chinese people grew up eating hormone-promoted meat, rice made from gutter oil, dishes with excessive pesticides, and the antibodies in our bodies are amazing.

Just you, a thousand-year-old monster who just came out of the deep mountains and old forests, and an old monster in strange ancient costumes, let you know what it means to have a stomachache!Poison you!

Tell you to swallow the chewing gum in your stomach, and toss you to death!

The author has something to say: These chapters are transitions, transitions, giving adultery/love a space to develop.

Also, sorry for not updating for so long

I'm so busy during the Chinese New Year, there are so many things, the update will resume tomorrow, usually every other day ==

The table has too high expectations for my update speed. . . .

Zoo day trip

Xuanyuan Cang, who had regained his human body, hid his figure and followed Ye Mingshu into the employee passageway.

When they came to a relatively large intersection, Ye Mingshu looked around, and decisively led Xuanyuan Cang to the left.

Who wants to take you to the staff canteen, you guys keep talking all the way, the staff canteen is full of people, don’t answer you, you still don’t like it, answer you, people think I’m crazy with a fever, it’s really troublesome , it is true to lure you to a small restaurant near the zoo as soon as possible.

As a result, just a few steps to the left, Xuanyuan Cang, a big man, grabbed Ye Mingshu, looked forward, and then turned around and said: "This road is not to the staff restaurant, is it? Are you fooling me? It should be Turn right at the intersection ahead."

Ye Mingshu stared at him with wide eyes in surprise, and said strangely, "How do you know that the staff restaurant goes to the right? I'm just used to going to the left, can't I?"

Ouch, do you still know that the word "fudge" is not easy, but it is quite up-to-date.

Xuanyuan Cang narrowed his eyes, "Don't think I don't know, I used to sneak out to play when I had nothing to do at night, the road here is also very familiar, the staff restaurant is on the right, I have seen many people burp and pat Come back from there on your belly.

On the left, if you guessed right, the left side leads to the outside of the zoo. I saw many people coming back with food from there, and there were food delivery people coming from there.

Want to fool me?Do you think we are a family of black bears with strong limbs and a simple mind?We are the vigilant and clever bear family! "

Well, if you are exposed, you will be exposed, Ye Mingshu curled his lips, walked back helplessly with his head drooping.

Cut, isn't it just that he has the reasoning ability of ordinary people, so why are he so proud!

If you go to the staff canteen, let’s go to the staff canteen. You must buy it and take it back to the office to eat. You must not let this curious guy stay there to eat, otherwise there will be trouble, this guy who specializes in stabbing people!

The two finally came to the staff restaurant. It was [-]:[-] noon. There were not many people eating, and the restaurant was empty, just for the convenience of a curious bear.

Ye Mingshu bowed his head and pretended to fiddle with his bangs, and quietly asked the invisible man beside him, "What do you want to eat?"

Xuanyuan Cang looked at the dishes behind the glass, and said with a look of disgust on his face: "Damn! Why are they all fried like some kind of excrement? Why does that person use a shovel to cook?!! Is this edible?"

Ye Mingshu held his forehead, took two deep breaths, gritted his teeth and said, "I really wronged you, thank you for not directly saying it looks like shit, but also knowing how to say it euphemistically.

But I'm sorry, have you seen that the iron shovel is used for cooking, and the pot is super big. This is the legendary cauldron.

All the cafeterias are big pot dishes. Please eat a few big pot dishes at noon today.

actually. . . .What you ate a while ago was considered a big pot of rice. The bamboo strips were all brought back by people's trucks. I grabbed a handful and threw them to you without even washing them.

And that watermelon, an absolute natural green food, do you know why it is so sweet and delicious?because. . . . . .It is said that some kind of pure natural fertilizer is used, you know, soil chemical fertilizer, although the smell is a bit smelly, but it is really useful, isn't it?What, it's delicious, right? "

Hmph, I told you to give me a break, how about it, I just fooled you, a bumpkin in the deep mountains and old forests, and you still use bento as fertilizer at what age, it's not troublesome enough, do you really believe it?

Ye Mingshu raised his head, pretended to be looking at the dishes, and secretly glanced at Xuanyuan Cang's face. Seeing his expression of "You are so unqualified, I am disgusted by you", he felt very comfortable.

Hmph, I don't even have this psychological quality, and I dare to hang out in the zoo, it's useless!

Ye Mingshu no longer cares about Xuanyuan Cang's taste, whoever cares about you, I'll just buy what I like to eat, while you cool off, you can eat my meal for free and dare to be picky about the conditions, there's no way!

He bought a few dishes at random, and specially bought four more steamed buns to feed a guy who looked delicious at first glance. Ye Mingshu walked back with the bags full in both hands.

Xuanyuan Cang knew that the previous sentence had a bad attitude, and was thinking about how to restore his image. Seeing Ye Mingshu carrying things, he wanted to be proactive.

"Come on, let me carry it, you..." Quickly swallowing the words "little arms and legs", Xuanyuan Cang changed his words, "You...thank you for inviting me to dinner, I'll take it gone."

Ye Mingshu nodded, stuffed all the things into Xuanyuan Cang's hands with a look of "this is more or less", and walked forward with big strides.

Hearing the voice coming from ahead, Ye Mingshu woke up suddenly, turned around and grabbed the bag to carry it himself, and made a "shh" gesture to Xuanyuan Cang, "Someone is here, don't talk."

Then pretend to be okay and continue to move forward.

Sure enough, at the corner, I ran into two colleagues from the technical team. After saying hello to each other, Ye Mingshu heaved a sigh of relief. Looking at Xuanyuan Cang, who was nearly a head taller than him, beside him, he felt very upset. , why is this guy so tall?

It looks like 1.9 meters, right?The most annoying thing is that he has such a good figure and appearance, I have to admit, he is so fucking handsome, and the most annoying thing is that he is not an idiot!

Didn't it mean that handsome, tall and tall people are all brainless idiots?How can this girl calculate that one person is worth two?

Pushing open the door of the office, Ye Mingshu dragged Xuanyuan Cang in, locked the door, and was completely relieved.

Poured two glasses of water and handed Xuanyuan Cang a cup. Ye Mingshu opened the bag and took out the lunch box, "Please don't be so curious in the future, it's too scary. Fortunately, I react quickly and remember that you are invisible. Why don't everyone watch you?" Four or five bags were dangling in the air, wouldn't you be scared to death?!

It is estimated that the fourth strange case of the zoo will be rumored tomorrow - the flying box lunch.

All right, hurry up and eat, see what you like, eat whatever you want, I bought a few more steamed buns specially to keep you full. "

Xuanyuan Cang looked at the red, green and green meals on the table, and then stared at Ye Mingshu, watching him break off the disposable chopsticks, and then said: "Why are the chopsticks connected together? You have to break them apart, and return them after you use them up." Do you want to stick it back?"

Ye Mingshu couldn't help but rolled his eyes, and handed him the broken chopsticks, "No need! These are disposable chopsticks, which must be thrown away after use."

Taking out the chopsticks and spoons he usually used for eating, Ye Mingshu continued to introduce, "These are the chopsticks and spoons that are usually used at home. If you eat outside, it may be unhygienic, so you use disposable tableware. Do you understand?"

Xuanyuan Cang looked at Ye Mingshu with contempt, "Cut, you think I'm stupid, of course I know that these are chopsticks and spoons, I also know knives and forks, I understand all your modern things.

I just haven't eaten out, so I don't know about disposable chopsticks. "

Ye Mingshu once again found that getting along with this guy would often challenge his bottom line of reason, so he couldn't help but take another deep breath, hehe, don't be angry, don't be angry, this is not human!It cannot be deduced by common sense. I want to be magnanimous, and I want to be magnanimous.

Rely on tmd generosity!I am not a literati!I kindly introduce chopsticks and spoons to you, but you still dare to roll your eyes at me, go to hell!

Ye Mingshu thought up all kinds of ways to kill bears, biting the twice-cooked meat bitterly, thinking about the next way to kill him, just wait for me!Just bully you illiterate!Just bully you who just came down the mountain, and see how I deal with you!

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After eating enough, the two leaned on the sofa to rest. Ye Mingshu turned on the computer and played the classic songs he had collected, while listening to the songs and turning his mind quickly.

My eyes kept darting around the room, and suddenly I saw the coffee on the table, and I felt concerned.

I don’t know if this dead bear has ever drank coffee, but I tricked him into drinking two more cups. I am looking forward to his insomnia, hehehe.

Bad Ye Ming