Riding a panda in the world

The book deliberately made Xuanyuan Cang a cup of espresso without sugar and milk, and made himself a cup of coffee that was mostly milk, and tricked Xuanyuan Cang into drinking it.

Unexpectedly, this guy seemed to like this taste, and after drinking one cup, he wanted a second cup, which made Ye Mingshu's eyes widen, feeling unreal.No way, God favors me so much?Is it the first time I do something bad so smoothly?You won't be punished next time, right?

Ye Mingshu made another cup of coffee for Xuanyuan Cang, and drank it with an expression of enjoyment on his face.

At this time, Ye Mingshu didn't know that his actions would dig his own grave for himself in the future, and made Xuanyuan Cang fall in love with drinking coffee, especially bitter coffee with a strong taste.

Everyone knows that drinking too much coffee can't fall asleep, but someone who can't sleep can't keep his eyes open until dawn, right?

As a result, someone Ye next to him was unlucky and was forced to participate in bed exercises at night until dawn. This could be regarded as retribution, but this retribution came a bit late.

Cough cough, this is a later story and I won’t mention it here.

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After the lunch break, Ye Mingshu stood up, ready to resume work.

After patting someone who had been obsessed at the computer desk all afternoon, Ye Mingshu couldn't help yawning, and asked, "Okay, I'm going to work, let's go, let's go back to the Panda House."

Ye Mingshu straightened his clothes and went out. As he walked, he didn't hear the sound of footsteps. He couldn't help but look back, okay, this guy is stuck in front of the computer desk and won't leave!

Yes, I know that computers and the Internet are very attractive things, but you have been studying them all afternoon, haven't you enjoyed them yet?

Ye Mingshu tugged at Xuanyuan Cang's strange clothes, and said displeasedly: "Let's go, don't you know everything? What's so good about a broken computer, and I'll be disconnected from the Internet in 10 minutes. If you stay There's no point in going down."

Xuanyuan Cang remained unmoved, staring at the screen, and said: "Sure enough, human beings are really powerful. When I went down the mountain a few years ago, I didn't have these things. At that time, flying by plane was a rare thing. Computers are so powerful. Nothing at all."

Ye Mingshu became interested. Does this guy go down the mountain regularly to learn about people's sentiments in order to keep pace with the times?

"Then dare I ask when you went down the mountain last time?"

Xuanyuan Cang finally shifted his attention away from the screen, looked at Ye Mingshu, thought for a while, and said, "When else, during the war. China is the place where I was born and lived, how can I watch her being killed by others?" The bully won't help?

I remember when the British and French allied forces went down the mountain. At that time, there were foreign devils everywhere, and it was really unpleasant to see. "

Ye Mingshu was stunned. He didn't expect these reclusive non-human beings to be so conscientious and patriotic. He couldn't help but be moved a little. His impression and affection for Xuanyuan Cang soared, Ying "Xiong" ah!

But, one yard is one yard, let me explain to you the waste oil in the rice you eat later, and then I will give you a detailed science on how the waste oil is made, and those four years old A chicken that can grow up in a week with two wings.

Hey, but now, I am still more interested in what this guy did during the Anti-Japanese War, "Then tell me about it, what did you do at that time? Have you ever fought the British and French allied forces? Have you ever fought the little devil? I told you Tell me, my grandfather was a soldier. Although he was an orderly, he also went to the battlefield.

how about you?What was it like at that time?By the way, haven't you fought a war, how come you haven't eaten big pot dishes?Don't know the shovel used for cooking? "

Xuanyuan Cang gave him a look that Ye Mingshu couldn't understand. There seemed to be pain, struggle, remorse, anger, and helplessness in those eyes. . . . .It was so complicated that Ye Mingshu didn't know how to react.

"Who knew that the dish was a big pot dish, and I haven't seen it in the kitchen.

Okay, why are you asking so many questions?Checking the account is not so detailed, what to look at, don't think I don't know what is checking the account!

Okay, okay, didn't you say you were going to work, let's go, it's almost time, for your bonus, shouldn't you work hard? "

Xuanyuan Cang stopped answering, pulled Ye Mingshu, and instead dragged him, the master, out of the office.

And Ye Mingshu didn't remember until he was halfway there, "Damn! My computer isn't turned off yet! It's all your fault!"

The author has something to say: 囧囧囧, it’s past twelve o’clock, 5555, for the sake of the number of words this time is still ok, it’s a slap in the face o(>﹏<)o

Hoho, I will update very diligently recently, these days are daily updates, oh yeah!

Zoo day trip

Ye Mingshu is not a person who gossips excessively. Although he was curious, seeing Xuanyuan Cang's expression of not wanting to talk more, he stopped asking and changed the subject.

The two chatted and walked all the way to the panda house. Xuanyuan Cang turned into a prototype, showed his figure, and walked in with Ye Mingshu swaggeringly, as if he was leading him to inspect the territory.

Ye Mingshu looked at Xuanyuan Cang who deliberately slowed down to accompany him, and couldn't help showing a smile. Is this guy actually quite careful? Generally speaking, he is not bad.

Moreover, even if this guy doesn't say anything, Ye Mingshu can guess that he probably made a lot of contributions to the war, but don't people say that there are some laws and regulations?I'm afraid I can't do too much.

It doesn't matter, it's enough for you to have that kind of heart, we Xiaomi plus a rifle, we won the same.

Ye Mingshu handed out a lot of young bamboo sticks and handed them out one by one. The giant pandas were very free and only did three things a day—eating, sleeping, going to the bathroom, and occasionally you would push me and I would bite you. Playing and slapstick activities move the muscles and bones.

Seeing a bunch of new food coming, the giant pandas who had eaten all the bamboo got up and walked towards Ye Mingshu, chewing the remaining bamboo leaves.

Ye Mingshu saw the fastest running Tiantian at a glance, and immediately squatted down|opened his arms happily, ready to receive a bear hug, but a certain one could only see fresh green bamboo sticks in his eyes, and didn't even glance at Ye Mingshu , plunged headlong into the large army of predators.

Ye Mingshu froze in place, with a frozen smile on his face, he turned his head mechanically to look at Xuanyuan Cang, who couldn't help but giggle aside, and asked, "Aren't you the same kind, then you should be able to talk to Tiantian, you ask for me Ask him, was he a starving ghost in his previous life? Why is he eating besides eating?"

Xuanyuan Cang sat on the side, licked the bear's paw with disdain, and yelled "ahhh" twice.

Ye Mingshu's eyes widened, and he squatted obediently, looking at Tiantian expectantly.

I saw that all the pandas raised their heads to look at Xuanyuan Cang, but Tian Tian didn't raise his head and was pulling bamboo sticks there, gnawing happily.

Xuanyuan Cang and Ye Mingshu coincided with the same black line, looking at Tian Tian with embarrassment and helplessness.

Xuanyuan Cang yelled again, and the other pandas all lowered their heads to do what they should do. This time, Tiantian finally responded.

The silly Tian Tian raised his head and looked around while chewing the bamboo leaves, holding a handful of bamboo sticks tightly in his arms, finally fixed his eyes on Xuanyuan Cang, and replied.

Ye Mingshu was agitated, trying to calm down his restless heart, and asked, "What are you talking about every day?"

Xuanyuan Cang looked at Ye Mingshu expressionlessly, don't ask him how he could see the expression of a panda, he was very puzzled, he just understood.

"What."

Ye Mingshu was stunned for a moment, then asked again: "What? What did you say? Er, I mean what did you say every day?"

Xuanyuan Cang spread out two big bear paws in a rather humane manner, and spoke human language, "He just said the word 'what'."

Ye Mingshu couldn't help the black line again, looking at Tiantian who had been looking back and forth between him and Xuanyuan Cang, but still didn't forget to gnaw his bamboo stick, completely depressed.Tiantian, did I really overestimate you?You know, you made Dad and I burst into tears like this.

Ye Mingshu hugged Tiantian, stroked his fur, and pulled his little ears, "Ahhh, son, thanks to the fact that you were born in a zoo, a natural idiot like you is still a big foodie, how can you live in the wild? ?You don't want to be a gnawing old man, do you?

Son, cheer me up!Cheer up!If you are like this, there will be no beautiful lady pandas who like you and are willing to give birth to you!

You said that the poachers still need to arrest you?Just put a bunch of cut bamboo sticks on the ground and you're in for a trap! "

Ye Mingshu was still embracing Tian Tian Sui Sui Nian, but Xuanyuan Cang became upset, passed over many pandas, picked a tender bamboo stick, and symbolically held it and bit it randomly.

Suddenly, Tiantian's four little bears moved their paws and let out a soft cry, which immediately made Ye Mingshu very excited. He stopped and looked at Xuanyuan Cang, the meaning was obvious—translate quickly!

Xuanyuan Cang threw the bamboo sticks in disdain, spat out a few rotten bamboo leaves in his mouth, walked slowly to Ye Mingshu, sat down on him, "Cut, what do you expect him to say? Tell you, he Say 'Can I eat it?', that's all, what, what fantasies do you have about him?"

Ye Mingshu was immediately discouraged, drooping his shoulders, squinting at Xuanyuan Cang, "Then... can you fool him into saying something else? It's not about eating. Ask him if he knows who I am? Yes? I don't?"

Xuanyuan Cang asked very cooperatively, and Tiantian also responded very cooperatively, but seeing Xuanyuan Cang's hesitant expression, Ye Mingshu knew that this guy's answer was probably not a good one, "Okay, tell me, I've already I have made full mental preparations, and at worst, he will treat me as an acquaintance who delivers meals. Tell me... I can stand it!"

Seeing Ye Mingshu's difficult delivery, Xuanyuan Cang rolled his eyes, "It's not that bad, I'm just surprised at his thinking, this guy's thinking is really different.

I asked him if he knew you, and he said you were Ming Shu, so of course he knew you. "