Riding a panda in the world

, and then asked: "Didn't Yuanyuan go out in human form? How did she turn into her original body and walk on the road?"

Yuanyuan would answer this question, and volunteered: "I know that! Dad said that I am still young, and there is not enough spiritual energy here, so I am slow in cultivation.

Today I was tired and hungry after playing in the amusement park all day, I couldn't maintain my human form, so I became my original form. "

This is what Xuanyuan Cang and Yuanyuan agreed to say, but Mingshu must not let Mingshu know that they got married with that black bear because they watched a black bear performance in the circus, and decided to use their original bodies to fight that kid. body.

There were too many people, Yuanyuan was squeezed out, and then lost her way, and she was scared by herself, and she was really tired and hungry, so she couldn't maintain her human shape, so she waited for herself at the door.

Ye Mingshu calmed down after hearing Yuanyuan's words, and patted Yuanyuan's head distressedly, "Okay, with you two, I can't finish worrying all day long, so hurry up and wash your hands and come over to eat.

Let me tell you, don’t think that nothing has happened these few days! Just this one time is not an example, if you make such a fuss again, don’t even enter the house, let me turn into my original body and go out to sleep in the grass! "

The two of them said "I obey!" in unison, and then ran away to the toilet to wash their hands.

It's okay, it's okay, this time it's a mess, and I won't do it again.

Mingshu (mother) really got angry really badly.

The author has something to say: After typing the words for a long time, writing, deleting, deleting and writing, finally came up with [-] words. .

Hey, in the end, I still have to thank jzhs1986 for the idea of ​​the bobbin, I. . . .I also wrote a side story this time.

Hey, it’s Chinese New Year’s Eve, cough, I’ll take a little rest for two days, of course I should try my best to type.

Finally, Happy New Year everyone~!I wish everyone a happy family, good health and everything is ok, and all wishes come true!

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Holding the watermelon in his hands, Ye Mingshu went to the Panda House triumphantly shaking his head, looking for the violent panda who had lost his sense of smell after being smoked by the little boy.

Strange, why is that fat man Xuanyuan Cang not under the rockery?The little boy was gone too, it was broken, maybe this guy became angry and silenced the little boy.

Ye Mingshu quickly distributed the watermelon to the panda cubs, and wandered around the garden where the pandas were playing.

It is important to find Xiaotong first, after all, he borrowed from other exhibition halls to bully people, if something goes wrong, I will die.That violent panda has rough skin and thick flesh, so there must be no problem.

"Xiaotong! Where are you? Come out, the perverted panda is gone, it's safe here. Xiaotong? Xiaotong..."

Wow, I yelled for a long time and there was no response, and I didn't see the shadow. Could it be that I can't understand Chinese?

"Toncy? Hey, Toncy? Where are you? Thebtpandaisgone. Comeoutbaby. It's safe now! Toncy?!"

I forgive you for not being able to understand Chinese. You are an outsider. Do you still understand English?I'm a standard New York English-I learned it by watching American dramas.

Ye Ming's book is a combination of Western and Western, and he speaks Chinese English that he thinks is very standard. He searched a large circle around the garden, but there is still no sign.Violent pandas are easy to say, they are big, so they can't be lost. This small one can be stuffed into a handbag and taken away, which is hard to find.

Hey, if I knew it was such a troublesome thing, I wouldn't have bothered this damn Xuanyuan Cang, so I went to borrow the little boy when my head got hot, and I even made trouble for myself.

Ye Mingshu sat down at the bottom of the original rockery, looking at the pile of tender bamboo sticks in front of him, feeling depressed.

Fiddled with the bamboo sticks one after another, Ye Mingshu looked around, hey, both of them are gone, at least give me one.

As soon as I thought of this, Comrade Xiaotong appeared.

Ye Mingshu looked at the little boy who fell from the sky and jumped to his feet, his eyes lit up and his brows widened, and he excitedly picked up the little boy and rubbed him violently.

"Ahhh, so you are here, little Tongtong, on the rockery? You're so smart, so good, come on, I'll take you home, go home and find your father."

Ye Mingshu hugged the little boy, from head to back, gently stroking its fur to calm it down.

Ye Mingshu was walking out with the little boy in his arms, and happened to meet Xuanyuan Cang who had finished retching. Seeing Xuanyuan Cang's face full of pain, Ye Mingshu felt very happy, and it was really worth it to borrow the little boy to treat this girl this time.

The complacency came up, Ye Mingshu hugged the little boy proudly, and walked out swaggeringly, "I'll take the little boy back, I'll be back in a while, you should wait for me at the rockery."

Xuanyuan Cang's face turned pale, and he glared at the little boy viciously, causing the little boy to raise his claws and look at him in an attacking state, bared his teeth and let out a low growl.

Seeing this, Ye Mingshu hurriedly led the little boy out, comforting Shunmao, and said to Xuanyuan Cang, "It's all right, let's talk about anything, I'll be back in a while."

As he said that, he ran away quickly, for fear that this beast would blow up the little boy.

After returning the little boy, Ye Mingshu suddenly felt a little trembling when he thought of Xuanyuan Cang's sinister appearance.

Although this guy didn't do anything too much to him, he is an inhuman after all, there's no need to mess with him like this, he won't get angry, right?And looking at his standard male chauvinism, who can guarantee that this beast will not teach himself a lesson when he gets angry?

After all, he has no reason to put up with himself, does he?

But why do I always have the feeling that he will never be really angry with me and really hurt me?

Where does this blind confidence come from?Amitabha, don't overestimate yourself, just be revenged by this girl.

A while ago, this guy was so bullying and tossing people, and even caused me to be arrested by Yuchilin and suffered so many days. I have to teach him a lesson, or I am too sorry for my title of the most poisonous tongue in the zoo. Huh, repaying grievances with virtue is not my style, Ye Mingshu.

Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, first bully and go back.

Brother, there are people in the underworld. Anyway, the master is my ancestor, or the underworld is always impermanent. Cough, in fact, my background is also very hard, and we are also related people.

Following the principle of giving a sweet date with a stick, Ye Mingshu specially picked a big red watermelon and brought it to Xuanyuan Cang, trying to disassociate himself from the poisonous gas bombs that the boy spread. He's a fart, he can always be fooled by sophistry, there is no evidence and no truth.

Seeing Xuanyuan Cang who was lying on the ground pitifully looking at him, Ye Mingshu couldn't help but gloated, but at the same time, there was still a little, a little bit of heartache.

Throwing the watermelon in front of Xuanyuan Cang's eyes, "Here, let's eat watermelon, I specially picked the biggest and reddest one for you, it must be sweet."

Xuanyuan Cang swallowed his saliva, looking at the red flesh, his heart was very moved, but when Naihe opened his mouth, he remembered the horrible smell, and couldn't help but feel nauseous.

"What's wrong with you? How disgusting? Are you pregnant?"

Adhering to the good tradition of pretending to be stupid and pretending to be stupid to the end, Ye Mingshu began to pretend to be innocent.

Xuanyuan Cang rolled his eyes, opened his mouth wide to reveal his sharp teeth, and came towards Ye Mingshu, frightening Ye Mingshu to a standstill before he could move.

Fortunately, Xuanyuan Cang just gnawed the watermelon with his mouth wide open, not the head of some guilty guy.

Xuanyuan Cang leaned on the rockery and gnawed on the watermelon for a while, looking at Ye Mingshu resentfully, "Cut, do you really think I'm blind or an idiot? You won't be able to see that you deliberately found that farting thing Mine?! You pretend? You pretend! Pretend to be a fart!

You weren't even born when I played tricks to kill the enemy! "

Ye Mingshu moved back, avoiding Xuanyuan Cang's big mouth full of watermelons, his eyes rolled around, it was broken, what should I do if it was exposed?

kindness. . . . .Keep pretending!

"Hey, don't blame people. How did I know that the little boy would fart on you? It's usually docile. I just think it's a rare thing to show you and let you see the world. Anyway, it has nothing to do with me. No proof, no truth."

Xuanyuan Cang was just about to explode, seeing Ye Mingshu pursing his lips tightly and showing a lack of confidence, forget it, don't care about this ordinary person, after all, I did go too far at the beginning, and I also caused this guy to suffer for so many days , these are interest rates.

and. . .Still a heartless smile suits this guy best.

Xuanyuan Cang's anger turned into resentment, he gnawed on the watermelon, and looked at Ye Mingshu with a standard "you bully a good person" look, which made the other person's heart shudder.

Ye Mingshu stood up, patted his clothes, cleared his throat, "Eat first, I'm off to work, I have to finish my work quickly, it's time for lunch later.

Please, be honest, it's really boring, you always turn into a human body and go out to play by yourself, don't bully other animals, especially Tian Tian. "

Xuanyuan Cang stopped gnawing on the watermelon, looked up at Ye Mingshu with his bright black eyes, and suddenly asked, "Lunch?"

Ye Mingshu took a slight step back, stared at his eyes, tilted his head without moving his eyes, and said in doubt: "Yes, have lunch. You... what do you want?

Isn't your lunch here already, such a pile of young bamboo sticks is not enough for you to eat?Shall I get you another watermelon? "

Xuanyuan Cang patted away the half-eaten watermelon with his palm, wiped his mouth and licked the bear's paw, and poked his head forward, "I'm going too, I want to have lunch, human food. I have been cultivating human form for many years, Who would like to eat bamboo? I want to eat with you."

Ye Mingshu froze in place motionless, but seeing the rising and falling of his chest and staring