Riding a panda in the world

Raising a panda of my own was realized unplanned in this way, and it was still buying one and getting one free, and the big one also came with a small one.

Ye Mingshu mixed the milk powder, shook the bottle, squeezed out a drop of milk and put it on his lips to test the temperature, it was good, the temperature was just right, Yuanyuan, dinner is ready!

Holding the five-month-old Yuanyuan in his arms, Ye Mingshu took the bottle and happily fed Yuanyuan.

"Cang, you see that Yuanyuan has grown up a lot, when will he be able to transform into a human form? Didn't you boast that he has your excellent genes and can soon transform into human form and learn to speak?"

Xuanyuan Cang stared at Yuanyuan strangely, and kept staring until Yuanyuan choked on milk.

Ye Mingshu quickly patted Yuanyuan's back to comfort him, and gave Xuanyuan Cang a hard look, "What are you doing? What if you scare Yuanyuan? Don't you know that children can't be scared?"

Xuanyuan Cang looked at Ye Mingshu innocently, "I haven't done anything yet, just look at him, it's over, it's over, this kid hasn't grown up yet, you turned to him, hum! I knew this guy couldn't stay, said Just let the elders take care of it, you have to raise it yourself."

Ye Mingshu snorted, "If you dare to send Yuanyuan away, I'll roast you into a dried panda and eat you!"

"I was wrong, I was wrong, can I not mention sending him away in the future? Let's take him and bring him up by ourselves."

Ye Mingshu nodded, and gently handed Yuanyuan to Xuanyuan Cang, "I'll cook, you feed Yuanyuan, don't feed him too quickly and choke him, you know?"

Xuanyuan Cang nodded frequently, sending Ye Mingshu off to cook with a smile on his face.

As soon as Ye Mingshu walked away, Xuanyuan Cang played with his back and changed his face. He immediately sucked Xiao Yuanyuan's baby bottle, and looked at him fiercely, "I'm your father! You pretend to be a panda for me?! You have the ability to pretend to be a panda for a lifetime , why don’t you hurry up and transform me into a human form?! Do you think Ming Shu and I teach you to speak lies every day? Speak up for me!”

Yuanyuan blinked her small black eyes, and responded to Xuanyuan Cang with a look of "I don't understand what you are talking about", her little paw kept waving, wanting to get the baby bottle back.

Relying on his size, Xuanyuan Cang lifted the feeding bottle high, pinched the skin behind Xiaoyuan's neck with both hands, and dangled him back and forth.

"Pretend again? Pretend again?! When I was five months old, I turned into a human form and ran all over the place. You are my own son. How dare you say you can't change form? Even if you can't run, it's impossible not to change form. Can't say the simplest words! So, there is only one possibility, you pretend to me!"

Yuanyuan finally couldn't help but uttered, "Ahhhh, you're bad! You're bad! You're going to send me away! I want mom! I want mom! Mom, mom, mom!"

As soon as Xuanyuan Cang heard that this guy opened his mouth, he called Ye Mingshu to help him in the battle, and quickly stuffed the milk bottle back to him to plug his mouth, "Hmph, why don't you pretend now? Let Mingshu worry every day whether you are born because you are mixed with humans. Slow development, afraid that you have problems, you feel very comfortable seeing him so worried? Very at ease?"

Yuanyuan held the baby bottle tightly with her front paws, and whispered while biting the pacifier, "It's all your fault! You said you wanted to send Yuanyuan away! If you send Yuanyuan away, you won't be able to see your mother!"

Xuanyuan Cang was holding Yuanyuan, and looked at him strangely, this kid just can't speak clearly, I'm going to send him away and he can't see the instructions, what does this have to do with him not being transformed?I can still send him away without changing his form, but I can also send him away after changing his form. What’s the difference?

I really don't know what this kid is thinking, it's strange.

Too lazy to find out what the child was thinking, Xuanyuan Cang put Yuanyuan on the bed, pinched his ears lightly, "That's enough, stop talking nonsense, quickly transform me, so Mingshu won't worry."

Under the supervision of the violent panda, Yuanyuan turned into a human body -- a fat and white baby boy.

Knowing that the shy Yuanyuan wrapped his little quilt around her body, she looked at Xuanyuan Cang shyly, "Then I've changed, you won't send me away, I want to be with my mother, not you!"

Xuanyuan Cang admitted that he still liked this son very much. After all, he was his own son and was born with Ming Shu, so he naturally liked him very much. Unfortunately, this son seemed to dislike him very much.

"It's up to you. It depends on your performance. If you perform well, you can naturally stay. If you don't perform well, I will send you back to live with those old immortals!"

Xuanyuan Cang looked at Yuanyuan proudly, hmph, you want to grab the booklet from me before you have even grown your hair? No way!Don't even think about it!

Little Yuanyuan blinked her bright black eyes, then suddenly flattened her mouth, and cried "Wow".

When crying, she swung her arms and kicked her legs, using both hands and feet.

"Wow~~!! Mom! Mom! I want a mom! Bad guys, there are bad guys bullying me!"

Ye Mingshu was cooking in the kitchen. When he heard the child's cries and shouts, he was startled. He hurriedly turned off the fire and ran into the room. Looking at the fat little figure on the crib, he couldn't help showing a surprised smile.

"This is Yuanyuan? Yuanyuan, can you transform?"

Yuanyuan stretched out her fleshy little arms, with a standard "mother's hug" appearance, crying and shaking her nose, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo upmom, Mommy, Yuanyuan wants to be with mommy!"

Ye Mingshu hugged Yuanyuan excitedly, touched his little head, and comforted him: "Yuanyuan is good, Yuanyuan won't cry, we will be together, we will always be together, and we won't go anywhere."

While coaxing Yuanyuan, while staring at Xuanyuan Cang, what the hell are you doing again?Scared the son to cry? ! !You wait for me, you will suffer!And why does Yuanyuan call me mom?

I've always called him my dad and your dad, you're done!Xuanyuan Cang, just wait for me!

Looking at the raging anger in Ye Mingshu's eyes, Xuanyuan Cang's heart skipped a beat, it's broken, and now he won't be able to do/love to do for several months, tragedy!

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As Yuanyuan grows bigger and bigger, finally, our comrade Yuanyuan is weaned!Congratulations, Sahua!

The weaned Yuanyuan thought she was an adult, and strongly demanded to go out to play.

It just so happened that Ye Mingshu made an appointment to go back to his parents' place today, so this arduous task was handed over to Comrade Xuanyuan Cang.

Over the past year, the relationship between Yuanyuan and Xuanyuan Cang has improved a lot. Finally, from fighting for Ye Mingshu's favor everywhere to living together peacefully and protecting Ye Mingshu together, the two formed a father-son alliance.

All those monsters who dare to covet his family (mother) go away!All those ugly women who want to take Mingshu (mother) away!Those who dare to point to his lover (mother) and say that he is gay and perverted will all die!

The father and son of the Protecting Wife (Mother) League happily went out to play, and agreed to go to the amusement park for a day.

Ye Mingshu, who came back from his parents' house, checked the time and found that he just had time to cook.

In order to reward the father and son who went out to play for a day, Ye Mingshu made two more dishes that they liked. By the way, he prepared his favorite milk powder for Yuanyuan, who claimed to be officially weaned today. Milk?

When I was bored, I turned on the TV and listened to the incomparable evening news. A piece of news made Ye Mingshu's hands tremble, and he almost dropped the frying pan.

"Today evening, a juvenile giant panda appeared in the downtown area of ​​Songzhou Road near the amusement park.

Just as relevant personnel from the animal protection organization rushed here to take away the baby giant panda, a majestic adult giant panda rushed out and took it away.

Now animal protection organizations are actively looking for these two giant pandas, and hope that those who know the information can provide relevant information. . . . . . "

Ye Mingshu tried his best to control his trembling hands, poured the stir-fried vegetables into the plate, and put them on the table.

As soon as the dishes were served, the father and son came back on time. Looking at the gloomy Ye Mingshu, Xuanyuan Cang felt quite ashamed. Could it be that Mingshu knew that Yuanyuan and I were separated?Impossible, he didn't go, he didn't know how to use mirrors, and he didn't call me, how could he know?

Xuanyuan Cang and Yuanyuan both dared not speak out, shrank their bodies, and looked at Ye Mingshu flatteringly, "Mingshu~!"

"Mom~~Dad!"

Ye Mingshu was even more certain that the two giant pandas mentioned in the news were these two when he heard the "Dad".

This guy Yuanyuan would only call him father when he did something wrong or asked himself something, or when he met someone when he was out, otherwise he would call him mother all the time.

Ye Mingshu slammed his chopsticks on the table and stared at the two people who were obviously guilty, "Xuanyuan Cang! I told you to take Yuanyuan out to play, and you just let him wander on the road like a child? Was he abducted by uneasy and kind people?" What should I do?

What if you arrive late and are taken away by animal rights?

How did you become a father?Have you lived for thousands of years in vain?Yuanyuan is ignorant, so are you? !

explain!Tell me what's going on today?Otherwise, neither of you will even think about eating! "

Xuanyuan Cang had a bitter face, "...Ming Shu~~..."

Yuanyuan wrinkled her chubby bun face, and tugged at Xuanyuan Cang's trouser legs, oops, mom is angry, what should I do?

Xuanyuan Cang gave Yuanyuan a look of "how do I know?", hugged Yuanyuan and walked forward cautiously, and sat down at the dining table.

"Well, you also know that Yuanyuan is a boy, and he is curious about everything at this age, and he loves to play. I took him to the amusement park. There are too many people and too many games. Is it normal for him to get separated for a while? .

Yuanyuan couldn't find me, so she walked to the entrance of the amusement park and waited for me at the entrance. Who knew that all those people came to watch, and there was such a commotion that the road was blocked.It's not that there are no giant pandas in the zoo. What are you looking for? Have you never seen them? "

Ye Mingshu listened, but didn't comment