dream master

Running away with a soft girl ranks third among the top ten things every brave man must do. The first two are falling in love with the devil and getting at least one artifact that everyone envies and hates.

If it was just a pure soft girl, Xiao Yiming would certainly not take her away without incident. He is not a brave man, but this is a hen that can only lay golden eggs!

Even Xiao Yiming, whose goal in life is to be the Great Demon King, is reluctant to part with a crying mermaid who can produce pearls, so by taking her to meet the prince's name, he first smuggled to the Saccharine Empire, and then went to the Cotton Candy Empire, selling pearls in large quantities along the way, earning a lot of money. Be full.

"I've never been so rich!" Xiao Yiming happily swam on the pile of gold coins.

"Now that we have the principal, we can start investing. It's best to get a title first, it will be much easier to do business." Fan Yue is very satisfied that this game has evolved from an unreliable adventure to a business simulation game.

The mermaid princess was crying, and the pearls were crackling and falling: "I want to see the prince."

Xiao Yiming touched her fish head with a smile: "I'll see you soon."

"You have been saying this for half a month, but I haven't even seen the prince's hair. If you don't take me to see the prince, I will cry to death here!" The princess cried even more sadly, and Xiao Yiming laughed. Happier: "It's not a crime for mermaids to cry."

Fan Yue looked at the only soft girl they had ever met with sympathy, thinking that she was the one with the most reason to blacken.

The two came back from a stroll at noon, and found a wanted warrant for the two of them and pork belly at the gate of the city, as well as a missing person notice for the mermaid princess. The reward on it... 20000 gold coins!

Xiao Yiming's eyes were blinded by the gold coins!

"Twenty thousand gold coins! Twenty thousand!" Xiao Yiming shouted excitedly, tugging at Fan Yue.

"It's roughly equal to the pearl production of the princess in one month." Fan Yue analyzed.

Xiao Yiming curled his lips: "That's not worthwhile."

"I think so too, but this inference must be based on the fact that the mermaid princess hasn't cried into a dried salted fish after a month."

"..."

After some entanglement, the two decided to quickly take the princess to meet the prince, and then send her back to the country to receive the reward. Of course, they must communicate with the princess in advance, but this little girl is so enthusiastic about the prince, how can she give up the prince's fragrance? What about Momo?

"Let her go to Lily with the human princess?" Xiao Yiming suggested.

"Then why is she willing to go home?" Fan Yue dismissed.

"Send her back to the witch Lily?"

"She won't give up until she sees the prince."

"Have you killed the prince and come to see him?"

"We're going to issue one more arrest warrant and lose one more head."

Xiao Yiming put forward different proposals all afternoon, but they were all rejected in the end.

"We can't wait for this silly girl to poke the bed with a dagger and then jump into the sea and turn into foam. The hen becomes worthless when it turns into foam!" Xiao Yiming said unbearably.

"No, we just need a cheater."

Xiao Yiming squinted at him with contempt: "You said you don't cheat?"

"It's okay for me to do it." Fan Yue smiled lightly.

"Okay then, do you want to adjust the golden finger of favorability?" Xiao Yiming fumbled in his pocket, and then took out something like a mobile phone, "You can change the relationship between any two people by adjusting it at will, and you can even get married directly." ..."

Before he could finish his introduction, Fan Yue had already adjusted the favorability between him and Xiao Yiming from 90 to 100, and the marriage condition was fulfilled: [Do you want to get married? 】.Fan Yue said yes decisively.

Xiao Yiming looked at the sound of firecrackers around him in confusion, and then looked at the ring on his ring finger even more in confusion.

"This is……?"

"Wedding ring." Fan Yue smiled slyly.

"..."

Xiao Yiming snatched the modifier and crushed it into pieces.

"Is marriage such a casual thing?! Still using golden fingers?!" Xiao Yiming violently picked up Fan Yue's collar and shook him.

Fan Yue couldn't help laughing, stood still, hugged Xiao Yiming's waist and kissed his lips, and left immediately: "Book first, make up next time."

Even in the dream, Xiao Yiming felt his face blushing: "This... What kind of marriage are these two men?" Xiao Yiming muttered softly, turned around and walked away.

The mermaid princess nestled on the sofa and looked at Xiao Yiming curiously, and said surprisingly: "Are you a woman?"

"Who told you!!!" Xiao Yiming growled at her.

"I, woo woo woo, I don't know, blah blah blah, but he kissed you." The mermaid princess cried again, and the pearls crackled and fell down.

For Pearl's sake, Xiao Yiming's mood improved a bit.He patted the girl's fish head earnestly and said, "You don't understand, it's the trend to stir up gays. At least my gay friends never let me go all the way to see him to remind him of his sense of existence."

The mermaid pursed her lips: "But I still love him."

"Love him for what?"

"He's handsome and young." The mermaid princess held her face and said.

Xiao Yiming turned his head and complained to Fan Yue: "Sisters are superficial."

"But I'm not superficial." Fan Yue replied with a smile.

Xiao Yiming rolled his eyes: "Yes, you are not superficial, you are thick-skinned."

"That's why I was able to catch up with you." Fan Yue looked at Xiao Yiming tenderly, his gaze could almost pinch water.

Xiao Yiming blushed again.

The mermaid princess blinked and looked at them: "You two have such a good relationship, I'm so envious."

Xiao Yiming stroked the girl's head and stammered, "So go home and find a good man to marry. That witch is fine too. A prince or something is just a cloud."

"I don't!" the princess pouted and cried again, "I want a prince, I want a prince, I want a prince!"

Xiao Yiming remained silent, turned around and went out to buy a pack of Prince biscuits from the grocery store next door and stuffed it for her: "Here, the prince is here, you can go home."

"I want to live, live!" The princess cried loudly.

"Shall we go and tie up that fake mother from the Saccharine Empire?" Xiao Yiming asked Fan Yue.

The corner of Fan Yue's mouth twitched faintly: "Are you sure this is the best choice?"

"Uh, in terms of body shape and appearance, I would recommend the second princess." Xiao Yiming changed his words politely.

"But we are likely to be trampled to death by her foot." Fan Yue said frankly.

So the two shamefully gave up.

After Xiao Yiming comforted the mermaid princess and coaxed her back to the room, they finally had a quiet space, Xiao Yiming took a sip of tea and said, "Okay, let me sum it up. Our hen that lays golden eggs— —Princess Mermaid, she wants the prince of the Marshmallow Empire. As for what she likes about the prince, she said she likes his youthful handsomeness. The princess has gone home to collect the bounty."

"The method is a bit cruel." Fan Yue said, "But it's quite the demeanor of Captain Lilith."

"Hey, there are less cruel ones." Xiao Yiming said, digging in his pockets, and finally found a red hijab, "Doraemon has seen it, the improved version of Doraemon's time burden, to the prince One cover on the head, and then another lift, the prince becomes a grandfather, hahaha."

Fan Yue couldn't help but mourn for the poor prince for 3 minutes.