dream master

On the same day, Xiao Yiming carried the burden of time in his arms, held his girlfriend in his left hand and held his sister in his right, and sneaked into the palace of the Cotton Candy Empire with the attitude of a winner in life.

The prince was in love with the princess of the human race, Xiao Yiming rushed out from behind the pillar, and covered the prince's golden head like a mobile treasury with lightning speed. Fifty years passed quickly, Xiao Yiming grinned at the shocked human princess, and then lifted the prince's hijab.

A gray-haired Mediterranean old man appeared in front of the two princesses, with a face like a chrysanthemum and teeth missing.

Xiao Yiming teased the mermaid princess maliciously: "Are you still young?"

The mermaid princess looked at the prince 50 years later and shook her head.

"Still handsome?"

Now even the human princess shook her head.

"Want to be his bride?" Xiao Yiming asked again.

The mermaid princess pursed her lips and said unhappily: "I'd better go back to my hometown and marry the witch." She snorted and staggered away with the carefully selected skirt.

The human princess tilted her head and looked at it for a long time, then waved at the mermaid princess: "Wait for me, I want to go back to my hometown to get married!"

Both girls ran away.

The bewildered prince looked at the two uninvited guests, and Xiao Yiming took out a new time bag and waved it at the prince: "The one-time time bag, a prop that can turn back time and restore youth, now only sells for [-] gold coins. Want it?"

The prince took out a small mirror to examine his own appearance, and then let out a miserable cry.

Then?Then he rushed over like an angry bull, and Xiao Yiming frantically shook his scarf like a bullfighting bull: "Hey, hey, calm down, it's not like you can't change back. Shall I give you a discount? Eighteen thousand, how about eighteen thousand? It can’t be any cheaper! Ouch, bulls can’t use swords, you’re cheating!”

Fan Yue sighed, also drew out his sword and the prince saw the trick and began to dismantle it. Xiao Yiming was still chattering and selling his products: "How about [-]? I'm already vomiting blood and jumping off a building, really. It can’t be cheap anymore, hey hey, it’s dangerous to use a sword, one more scar can be the end, but fortunately there is a time burden towel, once you are young, you won’t regret buying it, now is the special price time, quickly call... ah no , click on me, an NPC merchant, to buy!"

Fan Yue's swordsmanship is good, but unfortunately, he also forgot the inherent skill of the boss - summoning mobs.

So the two who beat the mandarin ducks to break up their marriage were chased by the guards and ran out of the palace. On the way, Fan Yue picked up the mermaid princess and ran to the port with his shoulders, and jumped on the boat to the mermaid empire.

"It's all on board, how long are you going to carry it?" Xiao Yiming stared at Fan Yue and said.

Fan Yue put the mermaid princess aside, and asked teasingly, "Are you jealous?"

"Cut, I won't be jealous of a soft girl."

The mermaid princess blinked, pointed to the gloomy flight attendant and said, "If we don't buy a ticket, we will be kicked out."

Xiao Yiming, who has become a rich man from abject poverty, stuffed a bag of gold coins to him very bluntly: "Three tickets for the first-class cabin, and the rest will be your tip."

It feels good to be rich.

On the way to the Mermaid Empire, the mermaid princess pursed her lips and moaned all the way, but she stopped crying and complained all day long: "Human beings are the most annoying, 50 years, and I will still be young and beautiful in 50 years."

"Yes, yes, so humans are not suitable for you." Xiao Yiming comforted her.

"I heard that there is a [-] bonus for sending me back? I want [-]%."

Xiao Yiming was dumbfounded, why did this innocent and lovely girl suddenly turn black? !

"Four to six, at least we will escort you all the way back." Fan Yue discussed with her.

"No, Sanqi, otherwise I'll jump into the sea and swim home by myself, and you won't even try to get a penny. If you stop me, I'll tell my father that you kidnapped me!" the mermaid princess proudly said. explain.

"..."

Xiao Yiming was on the verge of crying, how could a good lolita girl suddenly become Yujie?Growth is indeed a scary thing.

The duo finally delivered the mermaid princess to the Empire - and thank goodness they had the money to get in.As a result, they were thrown into prison before the bounty was received.

"What's going on here? Why did you send the princess back to jail?!" Xiao Yiming roared unwillingly in prison.

"The princess sues you for violating the article 'Providing pearls to humans without permission' in the third volume of the "Mermaid Empire Civil Code" "Crime of Disrupting Economic Order." The prison guard mermaid looked at them sympathetically, "So the bounty is cancelled, princess Crying and clamoring for comfort, the king gave her the bounty as pocket money. I heard that now he is dragging the witch to sweep all the commercial districts in the royal city. I heard that he is getting married. Gotta fill it up."

Fan Yue sighed, and patted Xiao Yiming's dejected head as if to comfort him: "I knew that innocent and cute loli girls in your dream didn't exist, they were just divided into blackened and waiting to be blackened. "

"My bounty..." Xiao Yiming wept silently.

Fortunately, the final punishment was not heavy. The two confiscated all the proceeds from selling the pearls, and then they could be released after paying a large fine, but the trouble was that the two did not have a fine.

Xiao Yiming fumbled into his pocket with a livid face.This time, we must find out an inexhaustible treasure chest.

Fan Yue glanced at him: "You still want to cheat?"

"Where do you get gold coins if you don't cheat?"

"You can also use your work in exchange for ransom. How about this, the mermaid border is not very stable recently, it seems that the shark people are causing trouble, you can go to the border to help and look, and the officer will notify you if there is a follow-up mission." The warden closed the door I got the roster and said to the two of them.

The two left this sad place like this.

Well, they can comfort themselves that there is still a long way to go, and it will never be smooth sailing to become a big devil.

Of course, the two who are now embarking on the road to the border do not know that the future is always unexpected.After the sharkman mission, there were all kinds of weird missions. After leaving the mermaid empire, he followed the dragon slaying team to kill the dragon by accident. Humans out of nowhere take down the dragon—well, if pocketing all sorts of cheat weapons counts—they do win out of nowhere.

After an evil dragon was wiped out, tens of thousands of monsters ran out, and then there was the big devil who was never missing in adventure stories. When the two suddenly looked back, they had become great brave men who defeated the evil devil.

One day, our hero Xiao Yiming and his good friend Fan Yue were drinking tea in the castle presented by the King of Green Pepper Country. Fan Yue asked him: "Do you still remember your original dream?"

The brave Xiao Yiming burst into tears: "My original dream was to be a big devil, but every time the system tasks were given incorrectly, I forcibly forced an aspiring young man in the devil's reserve to become a passionate brave man!"

A good friend of the brave can only sigh at this.

I don't know the origin of the dream, but I go to cheat my father.