dream master

At this moment, Xiao Yiming and Fan Yue are traveling with the boat on the endless sea.

"The Mermaid Empire must have enough mermaid MMs." Sitting on the mast, Xiao Yiming said firmly.

Fan Yue sat on the mast above him, looking down at him: "I bet you have breakfast, your wish will come true."

"Damn it, who wants to bet on breakfast with you! If I lose, I'll find someone to cook." Xiao Yiming said with curled lips.

As for why the two were sitting on the mast instead of the deck, the reason is very simple, they did not buy a ticket.The bearded captain decisively decided to throw the two of them back into the sea after confirming that they couldn't afford the ticket, and finally agreed under Fan Yue's sophistry: as long as they don't occupy the deck and room, he will send them to the Mermaid Empire.

So the two climbed onto the mast...

The ocean world is magical. Xiao Yiming has seen whales spraying water jets and groups of dolphins, but he and Fan Yue had to endure the sun and rain together with the mast.

"The Mermaid Empire is coming soon." Fan Yue saw the island ahead from a distance.

"Isn't the Mermaid Empire below sea level?" Xiao Yiming asked curiously.

"It is indeed below the sea surface, but it is impossible for humans to dive to the bottom of the sea in one go, so a transit station is needed. You must know that tourism is also a major income of the Mermaid Empire." The lookout stood on the observation deck and said to the two. explain.

The ship docked, Xiao Yiming imitated the scene in the movie, slid from the sail of the mast all the way to the deck, and jumped out of the ship. ship.Fan Yue and Xiao Yiming followed the flow of people to the vicinity of the submarine vertical elevator leading to the Mermaid Empire, then turned their heads silently.

[Transit ticket fee 20 gold coins / per person]

"Are you rich?" Xiao Yiming asked Fan Yue sadly.

"Will we sit on the mast if we do?"

Both were silent.

"Does that have any experience in making money?" Xiao Yiming asked again.

"It requires some starting capital and a network."

The two fell silent again.

"Then what's the fastest way to get money for us now?" Xiao Yiming asked.

"There have been many women who have set an example for us before."

The two were silent again.

Having figured it out, the two went against the flow of people to a secluded corner - the bathroom, and knocked on the door panels one by one.

"Someone!" A voice came from a door panel.

Xiao Yiming and Fan Yue looked at each other, then nodded, and kicked the door open.

"Robbery." Xiao Yiming said viciously.

The orc sitting on the toilet was two meters tall and looked like a half-human, half-bear monster. He was holding the toilet paper tightly with his palm covered with brown fluff, and his face was very grim. As if enduring great pain.Xiao Yiming was familiar with this expression, and it was the same when he was constipated.

"You heard me wrong, I just said 'excuse me'." Xiao Yiming said quickly, and slammed the door shut. Before the orcs could relax, Xiao Yiming opened the door again and said softly, "Remember how many times you are on weekdays?" Eat some vegetables, three meals should be regular, it is best to find a gay friend who can cook, since I have a gay friend, I have not been constipated for a long time."

Fan Yue dragged him away with a dark face.

The bathroom robbery failed, and the two squatted by the flower bed to bask in the sun, thinking about how to get some money by the way.Xiao Yiming bought a cone with the only two copper coins he had left, and licked it cherishingly.Although the sense of taste in the dream was negligibly weak, he was still hungry when he saw the tourists each serving an ice cream.

"Do you want a bite?" Xiao Yiming handed the ice cream to Fan Yue.Fan Yue shook his head: "You turned our last principal into a cone."

"Do you need me to activate the cheating device? After opening the cheating device, the pockets will be full of gold coins immediately." Xiao Yiming seduced him.

"It's you who can't talk about Goldfinger."

"All right……"

Suddenly, a flustered girl ran up ahead, with a panicked expression, she stumbled and fell in front of Xiao Yiming.

"The protagonist's treatment." Xiao Yiming smiled proudly at Fan Yue, "There are often girls who run away from marriage/run away/run away to kill."

The girl was crying, and all the tears fell to the ground, turning into pearls.

Xiao Yiming's eyes lit up: "I have a solution!"

As he spoke, he grabbed Ruanmei and hid behind the bushes, and gestured to Fan Yue to cover him.

"Are there bad guys chasing you?" Xiao Yiming asked the girl in a low voice while tugging at the girl.

The girl was crying so hard, she nodded desperately.Xiao Yiming picked up the pearls on the ground and grinned so much: "Don't be afraid, I will help you."

After a while, a group of people's voices came from the front: "Hurry up, she must not run far! Be sure to bring the princess back!"

Xiao Yiming looked at the girl with even brighter eyes: "Are you a princess?"

The girl nodded.

"what is it call?"

"Mermaid Princess."

"..."

Xiao Yiming hid his face silently, criticizing himself that he didn't even want to take the girl's name, he was indeed a gay.After a while, Xiao Yiming came up with a summary of the girl's life experience: "I see, maybe you saved a human prince and fell in love with him, but he didn't know your existence, you can't help thinking about it day and night Ask the witch for the potion to become a human, and then escape to meet the prince?"

The girl nodded and asked curiously: How do you know?

"Everyone on Earth has read "The Daughter of the Sea." Xiao Yiming smiled triumphantly, "But... shouldn't you trade your voice for potion?"

"The witch said she loved me and was willing to wait for me to go back and marry her, so it was free."

"...I'll wipe it."

Fan Yue's voice came: "If I were you, I would bet on the human princess right now."

After all, the ending of the story is that the mermaid princess turned into a bubble, and the princess and the prince lived happily and happily without knowing it. This is really worthless as cannon fodder.

"But we don't have a single coin in chips." Xiao Yiming sighed.

The mermaid guards who were chasing the princess had already run away. Fan Yue watched them float forward in the air with the fish tail of their lower body, thinking that this was indeed an unreliable dream.

"Don't worry, we will definitely help you. Because human princesses are not good things." Xiao Yiming said while holding the hand of the mermaid princess, gnashing his teeth.

The eyes of the mermaid princess turned red and tears came down again, crackling like pearls all over the ground again.

Xiao Yiming was even more moved: "Don't cry, although I love money very much, I still feel bad when I see a soft girl crying!"

The mermaid cried even harder.

Fan Yue glanced at him: "Don't step on other people's feet and say such things."