dream master

When Xiao Yiming woke up in the morning, he still felt that he was lying on the endless sea, drinking the sea water that could never run out.

"He kicked me into the sea!" Xiao Yiming was still complaining angrily while eating breakfast.

"Didn't I pull you up?" Fan Yue said with a helpless sigh.

"This can't offset the hatred of this bastard for kicking me down. Damn it, don't let me see him." Xiao Yiming took a hard bite of the fried dough stick.

Since Fan Yue really can't think of a variety of breakfasts, recently the two of them often wake up and go out to buy breakfast with big dog meat buns. Where does it come from obsession.

"The meat bun is beating the dog." Xiao Yiming looked at the big dog eating the bun, and said distressedly.

"Come on, do you still want to grab buns from the dog?"

"Tch, stupid dogs are the most annoying."

Fan Yue rested today. Although the two have lived together for so long, they rarely go out together unless they are shopping. Especially for Xiao Yiming, his world only includes residences and convenience stores, and the rest is outer space. After the meat bun arrived, it became much better. After all, Samo couldn't sit still, he was very lively, and he liked to attack people. Xiao Yiming's small body had already been thrown down several times. Sometimes Xiao Yiming would be raided while sitting on the sofa. It made him look furry.

"It's very lively, probably due to its personality." Fan Yue touched its head, and after eating the meat buns, the buns began to lick him, while Xiao Yiming watched from the side with horror, fearing that it would not be enough to eat, he began to gnaw on Fan Yue's hands ——Okay, he was thinking too much, but seeing it with such good teeth really makes people feel a sense of fear.

"Let's go out for a stroll." After breakfast, Fan Yue suggested.

Xiao Yiming was combing the meat bun, lazily glanced at the weather outside the window, it was sunny and hot, "Such a sunny day..."

Xiao Yiming nodded, as if agreeing with his point of view: "Going out is simply too wasteful."

"..." Was it his illusion?I always feel that there is a problem with logic or something.

"In such a beautiful weather, you should stay at home and watch anime comfortably." Xiao Yiming showed a wretched smile, "I'll order a pillow later, and I suddenly found out that there is a very cute girl who you absolutely don't know. There is love, if the wallet is a little thicker, I would like to buy a figure to appreciate it."

"..." It really is a creature that cannot communicate.

"Do you want to watch anime together?" Xiao Yiming warmly invited him.

"I haven't read it since elementary school." Fan Yue said.

"People who live in three dimensions." Xiao Yiming muttered, rubbing Roubao's big face to tease it, "If you have time to go shopping, you might as well chat with the Censorship Party."

"What about watching a movie?" Fan Yue suggested after thinking hard for a long time.

"I haven't been to a movie theater since the school stopped organizing movie watching together after graduating from elementary school." Xiao Yiming stroked the meaty hair and said, "I miss it a bit."

"Let's go together." Fan Yue said.

"Is there any good movie? It's agreed that I don't want to watch Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf."

"...I'm not interested in that either."

In the end, the two of them searched for the movies that are currently on schedule, and they settled on..."Kung Fu Panda 3".Since Fan Yue has never read the first two movies, Xiao Yiming gave him a brief introduction: "This story basically tells that the panda who has always been useless and cute evolved into Kung Fu Panda under the drive of dreams, and then cleaned up the enemy Snow Leopard. and the story of the peacock.”

Fan Yue nodded: "Succinct and easy to understand."

So an hour later, the two sat in the theater with popcorn and Coke, and the front was two heads shorter than them.

"The two of us have increased the average age in this room." Xiao Yiming said firmly.

"Shut up and watch a movie."

The effect of the 3D movie is naturally good, Xiao Yiming also likes to complain while watching, Fan Yue passively listens, until the end of the movie, the two quietly evacuated in a group of children and parents with children.

"Hmm... Although most of the people who watch this movie are children, it's not a problem. There is no rule that people over a certain age are not allowed to watch it, ahem." Xiao Yiming said with some embarrassment.

"It's nothing, I just think it's quite rare." Fan Yue said with a smile.

"Watching a movie?"

"No, I'm watching a movie with you." Fan Yue smiled.

Xiao Yiming blushed, and turned his face to look at the scenery outside the window with some discomfort.

Watch a movie together.Xiao Yiming thought about this kind of thing when he thought he was a staunch heterosexual. He took his beloved soft girl to watch a movie, preferably a horror movie, and then showed his masculine charm when the girl screamed. .

As the saying goes, every man thinks he is straight until he finds true love.

Pooh.

This life is inexplicably bent, but I don't have any regrets.Xiao Yiming has already determined that he is going to go to the dark side on the road of disturbing the foundation.

"What do you want to eat?" Fan Yue asked suddenly.

Xiao Yiming touched his wallet, then looked at the ice cream shop outside the cinema and said, "I treat you to an ice cream."

"Okay."

Then the two big men walked out of the ice cream shop childishly sucking on the cones, and the salesperson behind them had complicated eyes.

"It's really rare that you will accompany me to commit crimes together." Xiao Yiming said with emotion, "Fortunately, I always thought you were an upright and promising young man."

Fan Yue licked the strawberry-flavored cone and said, "Who stipulates that upright and promising young people can't eat cones?"

"Well, I shouldn't have had any hope for you, a guy who likes children's toothpaste." Xiao Yiming said.

On the way back, the two of them went to the vegetable market. Xiao Yiming chose what to eat for lunch. The unpromising guy drooled and said greedily, "Meat, a lot of meat. It's best to be spicy."

"Spicy is spicy." Fan Yue also gradually got used to spicy food, which surprised Xiao Yiming, and he was one step closer to the goal of having three heavy meals.

"Go back and buy some food for Roubao, otherwise it will definitely grab the chicken wings from me. Damn it, it can still eat the ones I've licked, but I can't eat the ones it's licked."

Fan Yue laughed out loud, patted him on the shoulder and comforted him: "Go back and buy some meat buns to feed it."

It was already noon when I returned home after shopping for groceries. As soon as Roubao heard the sound from the corridor, he squatted by the door and waited. As soon as the door opened, he flew up and hit Xiao Yiming by surprise: "Oh, go down, Roubao, you are dead!" Alright, lose weight!"

Roubao stuck out his tongue and gasped for breath, every time he stuck out his tongue and looked at Xiao Yiming with dark eyes, he felt that this guy was hopelessly hopeless.Samo is an optimist, he is still a second child, and it is fun to play with himself when no one is with him, but a stupid dog is painful.

Once it plotted against Xiao Yiming's beloved cactus, so it sniffed it cautiously. It couldn't smell the food but insisted on opening its mouth to bite. In the end, the thorn rubbed against its delicate nose, causing it to whine and run away. Complain in front of Xiao Yiming.Xiao Yiming watched the whole process, and couldn't help being overjoyed.If you eat something you shouldn't eat, you will suffer retribution, especially a cactus covered with thorns. Although the thorns are soft, they still hurt.

The smell of food wafted from the kitchen, and Xiao Yiming happily stood at the door begging for food. In the end, Fan Yue, who was in charge of the spoon, tricked Xiao into kissing one at the price of kissing one chicken wing. Joy gave birth to grief, the chicken wings fell to the ground and the meat buns were cheap, and finally went back to the kitchen angrily and hooked Fan Yue's neck and kissed him passionately: "One more!"

Fan Yue blinked clearly: "Okay." After speaking, he kissed Xiao Yiming's slightly parted lips.Xiao Yiming's heart was full of roaring desires: I want delicious chicken wings, not your cheap kisses!A man with a good kissing skill is a stallion that should be castrated!

Before Xiao Yiming could get angry from embarrassment, Fan Yue put a chicken wing on a small plate and gave it to him: "Here, don't make cheap meat buns this time."

Xiao Yiming hummed twice, picked up the plate and chopsticks and went to the table to eat chicken wings.Roubao put his front paws on his knees and stuck out his tongue, Xiao Yiming said angrily, "No matter how cute you are, I won't give you any food!"

Fan Yue's voice came from the kitchen: "Meat Bao, come here, I will reward you with chicken wings."

Roubao fled away in a hurry.

"Fan Yue——!!!"