dream master

Escaping is not an easy job.

After the few people escaped from the palace through untold hardships, the three of them looked at the wanted notice on the city wall with melancholy expressions in their eyes.

"The arrest warrant says we are going to pick flowers for the three princesses." Pork Belly said in confusion.

"What a distinctive aesthetic and admirable courage." Fan Yue said sarcastically.

"It's not suitable for anyone who picks flowers. Look at the biggest one. Before I took off her skirt, she was destroyed by the murder weapon hidden in it; the second... I really didn't find someone with strong muscles and two heights." The courage of Mi Er's strong woman, I will die in the case of domestic violence; the youngest... Hey, I can't even talk!"

After some complaints, Xiao Yiming felt that he was extremely wanted and wronged. Even if he accused the three of them of molesting the prince, it would be more reliable than molesting the princess!

However, after this battle, the princess complex of Pork Belly and Xiao Yiming has been healed in all aspects. The main manifestation is that the two of them will tremble and foam at the mouth when they hear the words "the princess is coming". There will be two trembling and almost want to run.

Fan Yue felt that this was not a bad thing.

"Recognize the reality, you can only be with me." Fan Yue said to Xiao Yiming.

The latter rolled his eyes: "I have already accepted my fate."

"You, you, you—?!" Pork Belly was shocked, and took two steps back to look at them in shock.

Xiao Yiming showed a smug smile, hooked Fan Yue's neck and smiled happily at Pork Belly: "Young man, get involved, this is the right way to stay away from all dangerous women. Bringing gay friends can reduce the risk of being sent The probability of the bento, even if you accidentally eat the bento, there is a high chance that you will spit it out. In fact, after digesting your bento, your friend may swallow a portion with tears in your eyes. If you have a friend, you don’t have to worry.”

Fan Yue's expression was not like that.

And the pork belly... He looked like he had eaten arsenic by mistake.

"Where does Brother Meat want to go?" Xiao Yiming asked with a smile.

"Uh, your opposite direction."

"Don't worry, you won't become a gay if you go on the road with two gays." Xiao Yiming reassured him.

"..." Pork Belly still looked constipated, and fled away in a hurry.

Xiao Yiming looked at the direction in which he was going away and sighed: "My friend, look, the fighting power of straight men is really weak."

Fan Yue smiled helplessly, and lightly bit his earlobe. In his dream, Xiao Yiming didn't blush at all, and he didn't even have a sense of touch.

"Regret?"

"There is no medicine for regret." Xiao Yiming pretended to shake his head and sighed, and finally said calmly, "Then let us two dead gays die together, anyway, you have all the characteristics of a good girl, except no breasts..."

Fan Yue automatically filtered out the parts he didn't want to hear, took his hand and asked, "Then where are we going now?"

Xiao Yiming pointed to the map pasted on the city wall: "Look and see."

The map on the wall was tasteless, two large circles with a rectangle connecting the circles, and they were at the edge of one of the circles, surrounded by the sea.

"Saccharin Empire... Well, this is Maltose Bay, bordered by the Vegetable Porridge Republic and the Oatmeal Empire, and the Spring Roll Federation." Xiao Yiming's gaze fell to the sea, and finally pointed to the small island outlined by the dotted line, "Mermaid Empire, are you interested?"

"It should be at the bottom of the sea." Fan Yue said.

"Aww, that's even more going, mermaid soft girl in bold clothes!"

"dream."

"Actually, there is another reason for choosing the Mermaid Empire." Xiao Yiming said with a serious face.

"Because you want to eat fish?" Fan Yue raised his eyebrows, guessing irresponsibly.

"Get out, it's because my unique skills are open to all rivers..." As soon as he finished speaking, a turbulent jet of water rushed out of his mouth, taking away Xiao Yiming's teeth again, and the seemingly solid city wall crashed under the impact of water pressure. Collapsed, Xiao Yiming was also rushed far away by the reaction force.

"Oh no, this is the fault of the bean curd project..." Xiao Yiming lay on the ground and complained, blood dripping from his mouth.

The soldiers at the gate of the city had already rushed towards them. Although they didn't know how much the city wall was worth, it would definitely not be a pleasant experience to be caught, so Fan Yue picked up Xiao Yiming who was on the ground and rushed towards the port.

"Hurry up, don't let them run away!" A shout came from behind, Xiao Yiming was carried on Fan Yue's body like a sack, and ran forward bumping.

"They are getting closer." Xiao Yiming said inarticulately.

"Is the magic power still enough?" Fan Yue asked him.

"no problem!"

While running, Fan Yue changed his posture to carry him. Xiao Yiming felt that his waist was about to be broken. Is it really okay to carry him in the shape of "Ji" with the belly up?Because his head was down, he felt dizzy when he saw the pursuers behind him.

"All rivers are inclusive, all rivers are inclusive, all rivers are inclusive——"

The three powerful water spells went down, and the guards who were chasing them fell down like dominoes. Seeing this, Xiao Yiming laughed loudly: "I'm so invincible in fighting power!"

The staggering soldiers couldn't catch up for a while, Fan Yue took him to the bustling port, a ship had already set sail, and the sail on it was a huge portrait of a mermaid.

"Brother, when does the boat to the Mermaid Empire leave?" Xiao Yiming was let down, and hurriedly grabbed a fishing brother and asked.

"It has already left, and the next shift will be tomorrow." The young fishing man said lazily.

The big ship had just sailed away from the port, and the pursuers behind were about to catch up, Xiao Yiming stomped his feet anxiously: "Damn it, why is it my turn to encounter this kind of oolong that only the protagonists of teenage comics will encounter?"

"Because you are the protagonist now." Fan Yue said indifferently.

"Don't act like it's none of your business, what if you're caught and locked up in a small black room for compensation?" Xiao Yiming asked angrily.

"If you want to get on the boat, I have a solution." The young man fishing said leisurely.

"What way?" Xiao Yiming's eyes lit up, is it really the protagonist effect?Anyone who catches anyone is a master.

The young man smiled obscenely, stretched out his right hand and rubbed his fingers, making an action that everyone on Earth could understand—asking for money.

Xiao Yiming's expression changed, and he touched his shriveled purse, which contained only two copper coins.The young man looked disgusted: "Two copper coins are not enough to buy a green onion."

"Last time I bought roasted centipedes and roasted scorpions in the desert and ate them all." Xiao Yiming said to Fan Yue, "Do you have any more?"

Fan Yue took out a gold coin and handed it to the young man. The young man smiled with satisfaction: "That makes sense."

"It's right there, don't let them run away!" The soldiers had already chased to the port, Xiao Yiming grabbed the young man and screamed: "Hurry up! If you don't hurry up, I will demand a refund!"

"I know, I know." The young man said lazily, hooked Fan Yue's collar with a fishhook, and then, under Xiao Yiming's horrified gaze, he pulled up the fishing rod and threw it forward... Fan Yue was in a daze. He was thrown and fell all the way to the big ship not far away. With a bang, it seemed that he fell on the deck.

"It seems...a bit rough." Xiao Yiming said hesitantly.

The young man said leisurely: "Of course there are gentle ones, not so rough ones."

"Please!" Xiao Yiming said immediately.

The young man looked him up and down, then nodded: "Okay."

As soon as the words fell, Xiao Yiming only felt his body take off, and then fell into the water with a plop.

The fisherman in the sunset smiled gently at him, and Yoyo retracted the leg he kicked out: "Come on, swim over, this boat is going pretty fast."

"..."