dream master

The big dog is actually a terrible creature, for a dead house whose combat power is weaker than a cat.

"Hey, meat buns, come eat." Xiao Yiming seduced Samo with a bag of delicious meat buns.

Samo "Meat Bao" looked at him with his head tilted, his big black eyes looked extraordinarily simple and honest.

But Xiao Yiming knew that this big dog was not a good thing!

Since it came, Xiao Yiming sacrificed his playing time every day to go for a walk with the dog. Passing by a nearby steamed stuffed bun shop, this stupid dog stopped moving, sticking out its tongue and gawking at everyone. Customers who bought buns watched until Xiao Yiming reluctantly bought him two meat buns.

In fact, the meat bun was not called a meat bun, but its real name was Osama bin Laden.

When Xiao Yiming heard the name, he immediately spit out a mouthful of water, and the keyboard suffered. After he cleaned the keyboard in a hurry, the stupid dog was already on his lap, whimpering and sticking out its tongue.

"It's just a little stupid." Fan Yue said, with a very proud tone.

"Is raising a stupid dog something to be proud of?!" Xiao Yiming couldn't help growling.

"Don't say that, Bin Laden is quite cute except he is a little stupid. Well, it's about the same as you." Fan Yue said with a smile, rubbing his dull hair as if to comfort him.

Bin Laden was not happy, he turned around and jumped on Fan Yue, Fan Yue smoothed his hair, and then he lay down on the ground and enjoyed it comfortably.

"Didn't you send them all away? Why are you taking them back?" Xiao Yiming looked at this stupid dog with a figure that was definitely not suitable for a small and exquisite dog with disgust. The hairs on his back were all standing up.

"I'll give you a surprise, it's boring for you to be alone at home all day, but you won't be bored with Bin Laden."

"I want a terrorist to accompany me because I'm tired of life..."

Osama bin Laden was really stupid, he would disappear without a trace every time he went out, Xiao Yiming looked for it complainingly, and most likely he could find him by following the barking of the poor bitch.

It's a lecherous dog, either to pick up girls or to scare the same sex, but it is tall and big, and the deterrent meaning of standing there is self-evident.

Seeing passers-by holding barbecue or other food, he would follow them and stand in front of them, refusing to leave. Xiao Yiming chased after him in embarrassment and apologized. Fortunately, he is good-looking, as long as he is not afraid of dogs. Ruanmei will probably give him some food, and then wipe some oil by the way. This stupid dog is unprincipled with its tail up and casually touched by others, with a full-bodied appearance.

The disaster began one day when Xiao Yiming took this stupid dog out for a walk. Today, instead of wandering around the neighborhood, he walked all the way to the nearby streets. The stupid dog suddenly smelled something irresistible. As soon as he ran away, he disappeared, Xiao Yiming bitterly considered whether to buy a rope to tie the dog around his waist, so as to prevent it from running around.

The place where I found it was a steamed stuffed bun shop, and this stupid dog stuck out its tongue greedily looking at the newly baked hot steamed stuffed buns, looking stupid and naive.

Come on, seeing terrorists drooling is also a rare experience. With this in mind, Xiao Yiming paid for two meat buns, one for him and one for him. Still staring at half of Xiao Yiming's hand, looking greedy.

"Boss, two more." Xiao Yiming reluctantly took out the money.

From then on, the stupid dog fell in love with Roubaozi, and Xiao Yiming resolutely changed bin Laden's name amidst his daily resentment that "Meatbaozi will lose money beating the dog".

"From now on, you will have meat buns." Xiao Yiming said solemnly.

"Wang woo~"

Stupid Dog obviously has a great affection for the same name as the food. Although Fan Yue lamented that the prestige name he had chosen was changed like this, Roubao himself had nothing to dislike, so he let it go.

With more dogs, life is a bit more lively.

Xiao Yiming put his feet on the computer desk and shouted to the stupid dog outside the door: "Meat Bao, let's eat meat."

"Wang!"

Although Stupid Dog is a bit stupid and loves to go out and have fun, but... Erde is still quite cute.

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The dream world is still "peaceful".The two stayed in the palace of the Saccharine Empire for a while, "talking about love" every night, and watching a group of live treasures by the way.

"The wind blew up his long skirt, exposing his snow-white thighs, oh, my nose is about to bleed." Pork Belly squatted in the bushes behind Fan Yue peeking at His Highness the Prince with a wretched face.

"Am I the only one who wonders why he is wearing a skirt today?" Fan Yue asked Xiao Yiming.

"It's just a Scottish national custom. Men wear short skirts on festivals and don't wear underwear underneath." Xiao Yiming replied without any pressure.

A gust of wind blew in, and His Royal Highness the prince was gone in the distance. His white thighs were dangling in front of several people, and the nosebleed from pork belly could no longer be suppressed. Because of the connection between his five sense organs, his mouth also began to bleed.

The wind got stronger, lifting the boy's skirt, revealing his white and tender thighs, and...uh.

The blood of the pork belly vomited more joyously.

"That's a man." Xiao Yiming patted Pork Belly on the head and said, "You should know this."

"But he is the most gentle and beautiful unmarried person in this palace!" Pork Belly growled ferociously, "If you don't choose him, why would you still choose that old leftover woman? Her skirt is full of murder weapons, I saw her with my own eyes Sacrificing an artifact to wipe out the crowd of proposals standing in front of her!"

"An artifact, what artifact?" Xiao Yiming's eyes lit up, and he couldn't help asking.

"AK47."

"...No one sued her?!"

"She threw down a sentence, I am such a scumbag, I kneel to raise my opinions. But no one can kneel anymore, everyone fell down."

"..."

Fan Yue coughed dryly: "You still have two other choices."

"Is that monster taller than me, with a more abstract face, thicker arms than my thighs, and a more ferocious personality than Beamon? I'm not interested in accompanying her to fight the world, that war madman!" Pork Belly said and smelled Weeping at the sad witnesses, "What's worse is that she is interested in my sister!"

"There's the third princess..." Xiao Yiming said, looking at the swing not far away. A two or three-year-old little girl in a cute dress was swinging on the swing, her giggling was clear and melodious.

Fan Yue and Wu Hua Rou stared at him together: "Beast!"

Xiao Yiming knew he was in the wrong, so he shut up decisively. Even a lolicon can't talk to a loli who is said to be unsuitable.

"So you decided...to pursue the prince?" Fan Yue asked him.

After learning from the painful pain of five flowers: "I have no choice, the queen wants to marry her own baby, she is already crazy, if she doesn't marry one, we don't want to get out alive, at worst, turn off the light to hypnotize myself when he is in love, his breasts are slightly flattened. "

"Actually, you still have a choice." Fan Yue said calmly.

"what?"

"Run away." Fan Yue and Xiao Yiming said in unison.