dream master

Continuing with the dream from last night, Xiao Yiming sat at the mouth of the well in a daze, bored, did Fan Yue fall asleep yet?

The monster in the well also retracted, but the barbecue was still there, sizzling in a corner of the castle.

Xiao Yiming thought about what Fan Yue would be doing now, and suddenly felt a sense of crisis. This guy wouldn't do anything inappropriate to him, would he?

No, if the external stimulus is too great, he will definitely wake up, but if he is just being molested, he will not react at all.

Xiao Yiming, with a troubled face, sat at the mouth of the well in a daze, when suddenly the gate of the castle opened, and Fan Yue came in from the outside, holding a sword in his hand, and bloodstains on his knight outfit.

"Hey, why are you from the outside..."

Fan Yue glared at him: "Entering the dreamland, I was sent directly to the starting point of the game, and walked the old road again, but thanks to your absence, it went smoothly, and I didn't need to wear the clothes of a plumber repairman."

"Hey..." The beaten Xiao Yiming wanted to protest helplessly, but also remembered his ability to hold back, so he obediently shut up.

When everyone arrived, the dream began. Dense vines emerged from the well again, then bright flower buds, and finally a little girl with devil wings growing in the flower buds.

"Where did you talk about last night?" the little girl asked, pulling her hair.

"It is said that we want to fulfill your wish." Xiao Yiming replied honestly.

"Oh, yes. Now I will read out my wish. I hope that all human beings in the world will be extinct." Thumbelina waved her hand, assuming the posture of a villain who wants to destroy the world.

"Do you want me to build an atomic bomb?" Xiao Yiming muttered.

"No, let all the men in the world go to gays, let all the women in the world go to Lily, and the human race will be destroyed." Little Thumbelina had a smug face, as if she was complacent about her idea.

"Can I strangle her to death?" Xiao Yiming asked Fan Yue, pointing at the little girl with thumb.

"This is to contribute to the survival of mankind, and I support you." Fan Yue said.

With the encouragement of his good friends, Xiao Yiming immediately stretched out his hand and pulled Thumbelina out of the flower bud, tore apart the vines in the well, and threw her back into the well, then walked to the gate of the castle, holding her hands together. With force, the door was snapped off with a click, and it was decisively covered over the mouth of the well, and then sat down on it.

"Okay, the crisis of mankind is over." Xiao Yiming spread his hands and said.

The door panel under the buttocks was still moving, and the vines tried desperately to climb up, but failed, and Thumbelina's cry came faintly: "Those who use their buttocks to stop me from destroying the world, you are destined to cry because of your buttocks!" !"

"It's a terrible way to save the world." Xiao Yiming's thoughts began to rush to a disharmonious route. One time, the editor sister chatted with him about the difference between the stud text and the Ji text. One used fists, the other used chrysanthemums; The savior with a vast harem, the other savior has become the harem of the devil; the former's distress is how to rescue the soft girl who is locked in the castle, and the latter's pain is how to free himself from the chain of the bedside post, each has its own Each trouble.

"Intuition tells me that it's best not to know what you're thinking right now." Fan Yue said.

Xiao Yiming laughed dryly: "Ahahaha, let's continue looking for the treasure of the ruins?"

From the well below the planks came Thumbelina's growl: "Treasure? I am Treasure!"

Xiao Yiming dug his ears: "I seem to be hallucinating."

"No, you didn't."

Both of them were silent, Xiao Yiming murmured for a long time and asked, "Where's my dragon-slaying sword? Where's my soft girl in the crystal coffin? Where's my mountain-like gold coin?"

"Dream." From the well.

"Dream." From the side.

Xiao Yiming sighed sadly: "Then what am I here for?"

"To prevent the evil witch from destroying the world, the mission is completed, we can leave here."

"No--!"

Dreams shattered are always cruel, but unrealistic dreams always shatter.Xiao Yiming was filled with hatred for the treasure that he had no relationship with, while Fan Yue was thankful that nothing more cruel happened.

After leaving the ruins, the group of NPCs who came together had disappeared, leaving only Fan Yue and Xiao Yiming staring at the long yellow sand in front of them, looking at each other speechlessly.

"Well, we actually bought two missing city return scrolls." Xiao Yiming said with a shrug.

"I didn't buy a map either." Fan Yue added.

Xiao Yiming took out a bunch of grilled centipedes from the package and put it in his mouth: "At least I didn't forget to buy some desert specialties."

The two aimlessly began to walk in the desert. The blazing sun shone on people and felt like they would be scorched. However, since the two people's sense of touch was almost disabled, walking in the desert was not as strenuous as imagined. .

"The advantage of bringing a water magician is that you won't die of thirst if you're trapped in the desert, the sea is open to all rivers—"

A small glob of water came out of Xiao Yiming's mouth. He filled it with a bottle, and handed it to Fan Yue who was walking with him in a friendly manner. Fan Yue shook the bottle in his hand with a complicated expression: "If you have to Drink your saliva, I think it is easier to accept another way."

Xiao Yiming rolled his eyes: "I wouldn't be bothered wasting my magic power if I didn't see that you were about to be roasted to death."

The two walked forward while chatting, and finally found the distant city at sunset.

"Ah, the capital of sand, I'm back!" Xiao Yiming exclaimed with emotion as he stretched out his arms.

"I think we've gone to weird places..."

"Ok?"

The capital city in the distance is shrouded in the setting sun, and the majestic castle stands tall, which is completely different from the civilian buildings in the sand capital.As the distance got closer, Xiao Yiming also discovered that this was not the sand capital they had stayed in before.

"What to do, I went to the wrong place..."

"If you make a mistake, make a mistake." Fan Yue said.

Xiao Yiming hesitated a bit, then nodded cruelly: "Maybe there is a beautiful princess living in the castle."

"Pseudo-mother, pervert, like a flower..." Fan Yue said nonchalantly.

"Fan Yue, die!!!"

It is true that a magician can never catch up with a knight, and a magician with short legs can never run faster than a three-legged dog unless they tear their robes.

Xiao Yiming watched angrily as Fan Yue leaped onto the castle wall with agility, then smiled and stretched out his hand to him: "I'll pull you up."

Xiao Yiming stared at him vigilantly with distrustful eyes. In his eyes, any act of reaching out can be classified into two types, "fucking him" and "fucking her". The conclusion needs to be reversed, so he asked seriously: "Do you want to pick me up?"

"Strictly speaking, I've got you already."

"You need at least third base for the so-called bubble. You are still far away." Xiao Yiming said with his eyes wide open.

"But we all live together." Fan Yue said with a smile, the playful smile in his eyes seemed to tease Xiao Yiming, "That's because I was fooled by your disguise when I was young and ignorant!" Holding Fan Yue's hand, he rolled over the wall.

Inside the walls are miniature towns, but they are sparsely populated. The ancient castle not far away looks quite historical, covered with vines, like the castle occupied by plants in Sleeping Beauty.

"There must be a princess inside!" Xiao Yiming said to himself aggressively.

"There must be an evil dragon inside." Fan Yue said firmly, "According to your evil taste, the person lying in the crystal coffin will be a little different from the normal aesthetics in terms of appearance or personality."

"Hey……"