dream master

Chapter 37 The Ass Saves the World

"It's time to eat." Fan Yue brought out a big pot of porridge from the kitchen, Xiao Yiming sat on the chair and looked at him with resentful eyes: "I've already had two meals of porridge."

"An extra meal is not too much, and a missing meal is not a lot." Fan Yue raised his eyebrows and served him a bowl of porridge.

"What about tomorrow?" Xiao Yiming mixed the porridge with spicy beef sauce and asked Fan Yue expectantly.

"As you like."

"Long live~"

A foodie is always so easy to please.

After eating and drinking, Xiao Yiming's body temperature was taken again, and after making sure that he would not burn again, Fan Yue pointed to the leftovers on the table, expressing his intention clearly: go wash the dishes.

"I'm sick." Xiao Yiming tried to shirk the task.

"The good news is that you have recovered." Fan Yue said leisurely.

"Still in the weak stage, you see, there is still time for confinement after giving birth to a child, and people with a fever have the right to rest." Xiao Yiming tried his best to pretend to be weak, as if he couldn't move at all, and when he moved Ascension posture.

Fan Yue sighed: "It's not impossible for me to wash..."

"What a suspicious pause." Xiao Yiming looked at him with distrust in his eyes.

Fan Yue chuckled, leaned over and pecked him lightly on the cheek, took the plate and went into the kitchen.

The cheek that was kissed started to feel hot, spreading to the earlobe. Xiao Yiming used his cold hands to cool down, but found that even his hands were covered with heat.Damn, how can a kiss generate so much heat?Will the body temperature exceed 37 degrees Celsius now?

While Fan Yue was washing the dishes, Xiao Yiming had already quietly slipped back into the bedroom, turned on the computer and put on headphones to watch anime.When Fan Yue finished tidying up the table and returned to the bedroom, Xiao Yiming turned down the volume in the earphones and secretly looked at him.

At noon, Fan Yue brought him porridge back, just as Xiao Yiming woke up from a strange dream, and impulsively asked him questions about cacti and life, the result was not surprising, but not bad either. frightened.

Although he opens and closes his mouth to talk about Chuji every day, but when he really finds a subtle deviation in his sexuality, he is not without fear.When he thought that the cute girl would become a floating cloud, his heart throbbed.But after thinking about it, the advantage of girls in the 2D world is that they will never dislike him, no matter whether he is a gay, a wretched nerd or a lolicon, they treat him equally.

Well, if it's because of love, it's not so shameful to bend over, at least it's not as scary as he imagined, especially if the object is Fan Yue.

He pretended to be looking at the computer screen, and the corner of his eyes glanced at Fan Yue who was on the other table. He was tapping away with his notebook, with a serious expression on his face, maybe he was dealing with work, it felt really hard.

However, Fan Yue, who was serious at work, looked unexpectedly eye-catching. Xiao Yiming's peeping eyes became more and more blatant, until Fan Yue suddenly closed his notebook and looked straight at him: "Have you seen enough?"

"Uh... no."

Fan Yue raised his eyebrows, but this habitual action looked extraordinarily sexy today, even with a kind of masculine allure.He stretched out his hand and ticked off Xiao Yiming: "Then come and have a closer look."

"You're not a cute girl, what's so interesting about it." Xiao Yiming rolled his eyes, turned his head and continued to look at the computer.

Fan Yue got up and walked behind him, Xiao Yiming looked at him vigilantly, as if he ran away immediately when he saw the situation was not good.Fan Yue propped his hands on the back of the computer chair and looked at Xiao Yiming with a smile.

"Hey, don't act like you want to molest a woman from a good family. Humans who are in heat anytime and anywhere are not fully evolved animals."

"I think human beings who are in heat with their lovers anytime and anywhere are very competitive."

"No matter how hard you try, two big men can't give birth to cubs. You should give up. With this physical strength, it's better to go to the construction site to move bricks to support the family."

Fan Yue smiled: "So you admit that we are lovers now?"

Xiao Yiming was at a loss for words for a while, he didn't expect him to be entangled in this way, but is it too hypocritical to deny it now?

Since he has feelings for Fan Yue, why bother to hide it.

Xiao Yiming gritted his teeth, and said bitterly: "I knocked on your door when I was hungry and cold. You seduced me with food and six-pack abs. Drinking made a mistake. We slept in the same bed. Since then I can't get rid of you, you despicable villain who took advantage of others, thanks to the fact that I thought you were a personal wife..."

"It sounds like I have done something that I need to be responsible for. What exactly is it..." Fan Yue looked at him with a half-smile, "Would you mind helping me recall it?"

Xiao Yiming stood up from the chair abruptly, quickly picked up a body pillow from the bed and stuffed it into Fan Yue's arms, and said solemnly: "I borrow it for your memory, and I have to return it."

Fan Yue looked at the pillow in his hand dumbfounded, and the cute girl with big eyes looked at him with a smile, she looked cute, but it was a pity that he didn't recognize him.

"It's a pity, I don't have the habit of being in heat with strangers." Fan Yue returned the pillow to Xiao Yiming with a smile.

Xiao Yiming snorted: "That's because you are gay, and I am a good man who loves soft girls."

"Oh? Can you cook?"

"I know instant noodles!"

"Where is the laundry?"

"He is good at using fully automatic washing machines and undertakes drying work."

"What about wages?"

"...The damage of the glass heart is doubled. Now my HP is zero and I can't speak. Please return to your position and wait for my resurrection."

Fan Yue was amused by him, smiled and rubbed Xiao Yiming's hair, Xiao Yiming glared at him angrily, but abided by the belief that he was "dead" and resolutely refused to speak.

"It is said that the prince's kiss can wake up the princess." Fan Yue's voice was low, right next to Xiao Yiming's ear, his earlobe was brushed by his breath, and suddenly turned red.

Before he could protest this lame reason for kissing, Fan Yue had already pressed the back of his head and kissed him. The awkward posture and sudden kiss made Xiao Yiming startled, and remembered that his innocence had long since been lost. Leaving it to the soft girl, he immediately withered, and when his tongue started to lick his lips, he had already opened his tightly closed lips in self-sacrifice, and even stuck out his tongue to harass Fan Yue in a mischievous manner.

It feels...not bad.

Xiao Yiming, who is rich in theory and experience, even started to practice the legendary method of French tongue kissing. During this period, he stumbled and bit Fan Yue several times, until Fan Yue couldn't bear to part the touching lips, and rubbed Xiao Yiming's lower lip with his hand. : "Here, I sucked it;" Then he pointed to his obvious red lower lip, "Here, you bit it!"

Xiao Yiming laughed gloatingly: "You deserve it. If you try to have sex with a man with a decent root, you will know the end. All kinds of accidents may happen."

"It's okay, training is also a kind of fun."

"... Hey, training this kind of thing is only interesting for Lolita and Sister Yu, okay, what's the point of training a man with an Adam's apple on his neck and a cucumber between his legs?" Xiao Yiming asked with a twisted expression. .

"Don't worry, although we can't understand each other on many issues, the good news is that there is no disagreement on the point of liking men."

"..."

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