dream master

Fan Yue and Xiao Yiming jumped off the fence—the latter sprained his foot, and angrily borrowed a sword from Fan Yue to cut off his own foot, then put it back together, and his foot immediately recovered.

There was silence in the town, and the pedestrians who came and went looked restless. It seemed that there was a mission plot. Xiao Yiming ran to an old man in surprise: "Old man, may I ask what happened here?"

The old man glanced at them, his face wrinkled like a chrysanthemum showed a bitter and bitter expression, but he just shook his head and sighed: "Hey, young people, you can't help."

Said tremblingly walked away.

The two became more and more confused, when a gust of wind blew, a few pieces of white paper floated up in the distance, and slapped Xiao Yiming's face.

[Letter for help: I ​​am Her Royal Highness Princess of the Maodou Empire. Now I have been kidnapped by a dragon and imprisoned in a castle in a desert oasis. Please help me!Photo attached on back. ] What a concise distress letter. Xiao Yiming turned the back and looked at it. In the photo, the girl with red lips and white teeth had tears in her eyes. I felt pity for the melancholy and innocent little eyes. : "Rescue?"

"If I stop now, will you listen to me?" Fan Yue asked helplessly.

"will not."

"Then it's over?" Fan Yue rolled his eyes and stroked the hilt of the sword. With the sword in his hand, he didn't panic. If another magical princess ran out, he would just hack it to death.

"Oh, my highness, here I come!" Xiao Yiming cheered up and ran all the way to the castle. Fan Yue followed closely behind, and he couldn't erase the feeling of helplessness in his heart.

His intuition told him that this would be another cheating rescue operation.

Let him imagine the possible tragedies. The first one: the princess is a fake mother. According to someone's unreliable imagination, this kind of situation is very likely to happen, and it will be extremely lethal. He can already foresee Xiao Xiao's death. Yiming looked at the scene of the princess kneeling on the ground with her flat chest and Adam's apple tearful.The second type: the dragon is too fierce, the two of them were roasted for a while and became the dragon's dinner, and they were served on a large dinner plate. This is not impossible, but since Xiao Yiming will explode for the girl , they will not die here.The third type: the mother dragon and the princess lily are gone, and the sadomasochistic love is deeply in love with each other... Hey, he seems to have made up something strange in his brain.

Fan Yue twisted his expression and tried to clear the messy things in his head. He must have been with Xiao Yiming for too long, and even his brain circuit went to an abnormal extreme.

"Princess! There!!" Xiao Yiming exclaimed excitedly. Fan Yue followed his voice and looked at the top of the tall castle. A girl in white was standing there, holding a large stack of papers in her arms. With a wave, pieces of paper like snowflakes fell down one after another, and the ground was already full of pieces of paper.

Fan Yue casually picked up a printed distress letter that was exactly the same as before.He couldn't help but fell into a deep depression, evil dragon, what are you doing?Supervising a little girl is so ineffective, allowing her to get a printing machine from no one knows where to send out hundreds of thousands of copies of distress letters every day?Photos are also attached.

Xiao Yiming's brain was already hot, and he walked towards the castle aggressively.

The gate of the castle is old and huge, which looks quite historical. The surrounding ivy surrounds the castle in green. Xiao Yiming rubbed his hands vigorously, and was about to push the gate open. Once he pushed hard—the gate Not moving at all.

"Damn, it's not that hard to open the door to beat the enemy's Hakka." Xiao Yiming muttered, and resolutely cast his expectant eyes on Fan Yue, "Why don't you come?"

"Why don't you explode into a small universe?" Fan Yue asked him.

"Leave this... the small universe to the evil dragon, or I'm afraid we'll all be eaten for dinner." Xiao Yiming scratched his head and smiled sheepishly.

The door suddenly opened with a creak, and Xiao Yiming was so frightened that he took two steps back, afraid that the ferocious face of the dragon would appear just like that.

The result was unexpected, it was not a dragon inside the door, but a lovely and pitiful princess.

"Warriors, you have finally appeared." Her Royal Highness looked at the two of them with a tutu skirt and shining eyes, "I have been waiting for you for a long time, woo woo woo, I am so scared in the dragon's castle, it Lock me up here and don't let me go out, blah blah blah, I want to go home."

"..." Xiao Yiming looked at the huge wooden door that was easily opened with a sad expression.

"..." Fan Yue looked at the princess who stood at the gate of the castle crying and complaining that she was imprisoned day and night with an incredulous look on her face.

In the end, Xiao Yiming came to his senses, stretched out his hand to Her Highness, and asked politely: "Then let's run away, Your Highness, let me take you back to Maodou Empire, please don't be afraid of the dragon, it is definitely not me opponent."

Her Royal Highness smiled with tears in her eyes: "You are such a good person."

A crow flies across the sky: "Fool, fool, another fool."

"Then let's go!" Xiao Yiming took the princess's hand and started to leave.

"Wait, please allow me to ask you a few questions first." The princess's feet did not move. Xiao Yiming tugged and found that he could not move at all, so he could only look at her with a sad face.

"……it is good."

Her Royal Highness smiled gracefully: "May I ask how much is your family property?"

"I don't have anything, and I have a gay friend." Xiao Yiming glanced at Fan Yue, who rolled his eyes back at him.

"What about life goals?"

"There are girls, many, many girls."

"What about personal ability?"

"I can set fire, spray water, and complain."

Her Royal Highness smiled like a flower: "Excellent."

"Can we go?" Xiao Yiming asked timidly.

Her Royal Highness laughed without saying a word, and suddenly stretched out both hands with lightning speed, grabbing one by the other, and dragged her decisively into the castle.

"Hey, hey, where are we going? Why are we going into the castle? Shouldn't we run outside? There are evil dragons inside! There are evil dragons!" Xiao Yiming yelled and began to struggle hard.

"Don't worry, it's busy going to a neighboring country to send me leaflets for help, and it won't be able to come back for the time being." The smile on Her Royal Highness's face did not change, but her sinister tone made people feel terrified.

"Send, send out leaflets for help?" The two were dumbfounded.

The princess smiled all over the place: "Who would be a fool if he doesn't distribute leaflets?"

Fan Yue probably understood why a crow passing by the door called them fools.

The two were easily dragged and ran by the princess, and easily passed through the gates - the princess kicked them with her feet, and then went down the stairs. The basement seems to be very deep, and standing on the stairs can stop the beating below. The sound seemed to be the sound of iron strikes, but it was inaudible.

"Sister-in-law, I'm bringing a newcomer!" Her Royal Highness threw the two of them to the ground and shouted loudly.

In the corridor ahead, a figure appeared vaguely. She looked very tall. When she got closer, she turned out to be a woman with long curly hair, snow-white skin, and beautiful features. It would be great if... if only she could shrink a few sizes.

The glamorous beauty who was two meters tall looked down at the two people on the ground, and then at the small and exquisite princess: "It's not bad, more and more people have come here recently."

The princess smiled triumphantly: "Of course, it's all thanks to the eldest brother. If he hadn't gone to neighboring countries to distribute leaflets asking for help, how could there be so many brave men going forward? He has worked hard, and my sister-in-law has also worked hard."

The glamorous beauty smiled slightly, and easily picked up the two guys on the ground: "You're welcome, we have agreed four or six times, if you really pity my hard work, why don't you share more with me."

"That's impossible." The princess smiled without showing her teeth, and Shui Lingling's eyes were full of cunning, "At worst, the equipment on these two boys is yours."

"These two poor ghosts don't seem to have any good equipment. These days, the level of bravery is getting lower and lower. Back then, there were still BMWs and swords. Now, tsk tsk... how dare you wear these rags for a walk? Selling equipment? It’s not easy to do, and it’s labor that’s the most valuable.”

"That is."

The two looked at each other, Fan Yue's mouth twitched, and he looked at Xiao Yiming with incredulous eyes, Xiao Yiming lowered his head in shame.

What kind of person can twist the vulgar drama of "the brave slays the dragon and rescues the princess" into a dark story of "the dragon and the princess conspire to kidnap the brave and strip his equipment for free labor"!