dream master

The alarm clock is really the cruelest weapon humans have invented to treat themselves.

Imagine that you are in a sweet dream, suddenly, a shrill voice starts to growl, hysterical, and you have to pull yourself out of the dream world, rub your sleepy eyes to appease this noisy guy.

5 minutes, no, even 1 more minute of sleep would be fine.

I have to say, the idea of ​​a dutiful clock and a chattering rooster in one is just... boring.

This is definitely the cruelest invention in human history!

At least Xiao Yiming believed so firmly.

He rubbed his sleepy eyes and watched Fan Yue get up and put on his clothes neatly, Xiao Yiming yawned: "Good morning."

"Well, it's time to get up." Fan Yue whispered, his voice was hoarse in the morning, but it sounded particularly pleasant.

Xiao Yiming answered in a daze, sat up from the bed, dizzy for no reason, and looked at Fan Yue blankly: "Didn't you resign? Why are you still so early every day?"

"I'm going to work for Lin Jingqiu." Fan Yue sighed, but there was a smile on his face.

"Remember to ask him to let you come back for dinner."

"……understood."

Dare his life value can only be reflected in the kitchen?Fan Yue shook his head helplessly and went to wash up.

Xiao Yiming sat on the bed wrapped in a quilt and continued to feel dazed. His head was groggy and his nose seemed to be blocked. He shook his head, wondering if he had a fever?

When the smell of meat porridge came from the kitchen, Xiao Yiming finally got up, brushed his teeth numbly, washed his face, his head became more dizzy, he felt like he was going to lie down and fall asleep at any time, his temples throbbed and hurt .

"Fan Yue, I seem to have a fever." Xiao Yiming stated with a paralyzed face.

"Fever?" Fan Yue was a little puzzled, and stretched out his hand to test his forehead, and it was really hot, "Wait, I'll find a thermometer."

When I took the temperature, it was 38.9°C, and I really had a fever.

"I told you earlier that you can't just stay at home every day. It's good to go hiking together on weekends. If you stay at home every day, you will get moldy." Fan Yue couldn't help but say a few words to him, and poured him a cup of hot water, "Drink more water, take medicine if you feel bad, and go to bed today."

"No! I haven't updated yet! For the daily attendance award, I can't die here!" Xiao Yiming yelled and got up on the ground with hands and feet.

"...I've never seen you be so serious. You just said that the update is just a cloud two days ago."

"Hey, let me experience what it's like to be a model worker."

Fan Yue put his laptop on the bed: "If you want to use it, use my laptop on the bed. Anyway, there is wireless at home. But don't play too much, sleep more."

"I got it, I got it, you're very talkative today." Xiao Yiming muttered.

Fan Yue went to help him prepare breakfast, Xiao Yiming stared at the startup screen of the laptop in a daze.

I was so dazed just now that I really forgot what happened last night, but now looking at Fan Yue's notebook, I suddenly remembered it.That embarrassing feeling struck again, and he could never forget it.

There seemed to be warmth from the rubbing of warm lips on his cheeks, Xiao Yiming felt that his face that was faintly hot suddenly heated up, and he could guess that he must be flushed without looking in the mirror, it was so, so embarrassing !

"My face is so red, I don't think the temperature has gone up again." Fan Yue came to the bed with the bowl in his hand, and touched Xiao Yiming's forehead with the back of his hand. Xiao Yiming's face became hotter, and he was about to vent steam.

Fan Yue seemed to understand something, but he just smiled slightly: "Have some porridge."

"Oh...well." Xiao Yiming picked up the bowl and drank the porridge. The newly sprinkled green onions were dotted on the porridge, which looked very delicious. The meat porridge is delivered to the mouth.

"Slow down, it's hot." Fan Yue reminded.

Xiao Yiming breathed out with his tongue out, the tip of his tongue felt numb after being burned.

Fan Yue went to grab his bowl suddenly, pressed his shoulder and kissed him viciously.The tongue that was too late to withdraw was caught by two lips, and another wet and slippery thing lightly touched the tip of his numb tongue, the feeling of being stabbed by static electricity rose from Xiao Yiming's chest and quickly spread throughout his body .

Xiao Yiming just stared at Fan Yue who was close at hand without blinking. In the end, Fan Yue moved a little away and sighed, "Can't you close your eyes?"

"I want to remember the evidence that you molested me at this moment." Xiao Yiming said in a daze.

Fan Yue seemed to want to laugh, but in the end he just sighed: "I'm leaving, you can continue to sleep."

"Oh."

Before leaving, Fan Yue put Yao and Xiao Yiming's mobile phone on the bedside, then bowed his head and kissed him, Xiao Yiming turned his head to avoid it, but Fan Yue bit his earlobe in retaliation.

"What are you doing?" Xiao Yiming asked angrily, covering his red ears.

Fan Yue smiled and said nothing.

He was the only one left in the room again, Xiao Yiming drank the remaining porridge without taste, then opened his notebook and posted today's update, and by the way put tomorrow's update into the manuscript box.

I don't have any desire to code words recently... Since the last messy ending, of course it hasn't been posted yet. When readers see such a messy ending, they will probably cry again.

The editor just happened to go online, and casually asked how she was doing, and Xiao Yiming truthfully explained that she was sick and had a fever.

The editor replied with two words: [Cheat ghosts. 】

Xiao Yiming burst into tears immediately. Is his reputation so bad?

After perfunctory with Xinkeng's idea, Xiao Yiming turned off the computer and fell back on the bed.My head was still groggy, and I felt like my belly was bulging out after drinking a full stomach of hot water.Tossing and turning on the bed for a long time, Fan Yue's face appeared repeatedly in his head.

What the hell is this bastard trying to do?An unprecedented sense of entanglement hit Xiao Yiming, and his chaotic thoughts treated his brain as a public toilet, wandering around at will.

Hey, don't get gay thoughts, go to the women's bathroom next door!

Xiao Yiming turned over irritably, stuffed his head under the pillow, and frowned in thought.

Undoubtedly, his roommate is gay.

And he, very actively asked to live with him, of course, when the other party's sexual orientation was unknown.

Worse still...they've been sharing the same bed for a long time.

Xiao Yiming suddenly felt a crisis of chastity.

Since God gave him two hands, then... one hand covers the cucumber, the other hand covers the chrysanthemum, just right.

Xiao Yiming, who was amused by the nonsensical thoughts in his head, coughed twice, took a sip of hot water and continued to sleep.

A little confused during his illness, Xiao Yiming forgot his ability to control dreams, and just fell into a drowsy sleep. During his drowsiness, he seemed to hear a familiar voice.

"Yiming, you're here."