dream master

The inside of the castle was pitch black, and the torches floating in mid-air lit up with a bang, and the whole castle was instantly filled with light. In order to protect his pillow, Ming has used his unique skills to put out the fire several times.

"There's a well there." Fan Yue reminded Xiao Yiming in a low voice, and he went to check carefully.

"Hey, don't go there! This kind of well is very evil, maybe Aunt Sadako will be watching you below, and as soon as you poke your head in, you will be pulled down to be your aunt's companion. Auntie is so lonely~ "Xiao Yiming reminded, tugging on the pillow.

Fan Yue turned his head and glanced at him, Xiao Yiming blinked and looked at him in confusion.

"Hey, hey, what are you going to do?! Don't pull my hair, oh~ don't go near that well! You will be eaten!"

Xiao Yiming, who was stuffed into the well like an onion upside down, drank the well water and spit bubbles. After a few seconds, Fan Yue lifted him up: "What did you see?"

"...I know you are afraid of ghosts, as long as you ask me gently, I can actually help you, but this extremely simple and rude behavior hurt my heart, so I decided to keep silent." Xiao Yi Ming shook his head very arrogantly, and the water beads all over his hair flung all over Fan Yue's face.

"What do you think of instant noodles? I kind of want to try it." Fan Yue said expressionlessly.

Xiao Yiming was dumbfounded, and scratched the wet hair on his head in distress: "It's safe inside, just a little well water, no Aunt Sadako and no Loch Ness Monster."

Suddenly there was the sound of splashing water in the well, Fan Yue looked at the well that was constantly overflowing, and then looked at Xiao Yiming with distrust.Xiao Yiming smiled dryly: "Maybe you were too rough just now and woke it up accidentally..."

A thick tentacle protruded from the well, as thick as a thigh, and each sucker was as big as a fist, which made the two of them stunned.

"Tentacles!" Xiao Yiming yelled, dragging the pillow and running as slowly as a snail.Fan Yue couldn't stand it anymore, he picked up his collar and ran together. Before he could run out of the castle, the gate was closed with a bang.

"Well, it seems we have no choice." Xiao Yiming spread his hands, watching more and more tentacles emerging from the well, with complicated emotions, "Let's go together and kill the tentacle-type monsters."

"I think it might be us who got killed."

"No! That's an evil tentacle-type octopus! I don't want to be [beep——] by a tentacle monster!!!" Xiao Yiming roared and struggled.

"Stop your distorted imagination!" Fan Yue shouted.

It was too late, the big octopus crawled out of the well with a lewd smile and stretched out its tentacles to Xiao Yiming, but Xiao Yiming, who was stunned, had only one thought left in his mind: Is he still a magician after being molested by the octopus?

Fan Yue cut off the tentacles of the octopus wrapped around Xiao Yiming with a sword: "What are you doing in a daze? Why don't you get on it soon?"

"Go? Go to it?" Xiao Yiming asked in a trance.

Fan Yue really wanted to cut off his companion's head with a sword, but after taking a few deep breaths, he held back: "Spray water."

"Oh. Heiner...huh?"

Fan Yue covered his mouth and helped him turn around: "Aim at the octopus, please don't aim at me, thank you."

The octopus bathed in the water with a very happy expression, Xiao Yiming spread his hands: "I tried my best, there is no way around the lack of water vapor, maybe you can consider going to a corner to secretly remove the liquid in the bladder so that the air will not be so dry..."

"Then spray it out of your mouth?" Fan Yue squinted at him.

"Uh, this question is worth discussing. After careful consideration, I think you should be patient. At present, our problem is a big tentacle-type octopus that is trying to molest me. Let's talk about the battle plan ABC..."

Fan Yue finally gave up, and raised his sword to fight the octopus hand-to-hand.

"A true warrior must dare to face the Tentacle Shaking S Octopus, Fan Yue, great job!"

When Fan Yue and the octopus PK were having fun, Xiao Yiming placed small fireballs to disturb it. Water magic seemed to be able to restore blood to it, which caused Xiao Yiming to use only his own inexperienced small fireballs.

Octopus said it was neither painful nor itchy, and Fan Yue said it was quite stressful.

"You, just stay aside and don't make trouble." Fan Yue chopped off a tentacle with his sword again, and the bloody tentacle landed at Xiao Yiming's feet.He nodded in shame, picked up the tentacles that fell on the ground and went to the corner.

I collected firewood I didn’t know where I found it, and then set it on fire with a fireball technique, then I made a shelf with a barbed wire I found somewhere, and put the writhing tentacles slices on the wire mesh with a dagger I found nowhere, Start grilling.

The flame licked the tentacles and made a sizzling sound. Xiao Yiming casually took out a bottle of cooking oil and a brush from his clothes, and began to brush the oil on the sliced ​​octopus happily.

The octopus, which had lost many tentacles, smelled its own "body fragrance", let out a horrific howl, and rushed towards Xiao Yiming bravely. Fan Yue deeply felt a kind of powerful fighting power erupting from this dying state. have no choice.

Why do you still have to fight with the Shaking S perverted octopus in your dreams?

Seeing that the octopus was about to pounce on Xiao Yiming, Fan Yue threw the sword in his hand vigorously, and the octopus' head was blown off.

"Okay, now you have a whole octopus ready to roast." Fan Yue sighed, and pulled back the sword from the octopus' head.

"Lend me the sword, this one is too big, the dagger is not enough." Xiao Yiming stretched out his hand to Fan Yue.

Fan Yue threw the sword to him and leaned against the wall to rest.Xiao Yiming climbed onto the octopus's corpse with great difficulty, and then dissected the octopus from the head. Black ink sprayed out and splashed all over his face.

"Bah bah bah, this stuff will kill you if you drink it." Xiao Yiming spat out the ink, but the mood of grilling had been completely wiped out, so he could only turn around and continue roasting his tentacles in dismay.

"Here, have a slice?" Xiao Yiming held the chopsticks he found somewhere, with a slice of octopus sandwiched in it.

"No, you can eat by yourself."

There was a strange sound of water splashing in the well again, and Fan Yue immediately became vigilant. With a piece of grilled octopus in his mouth, Xiao Yiming asked tangledly, "Could it be the octopus's father? What should I do? I accidentally roasted his son." eat."

"Don't worry, it's not Paul, it's worthless."

The creature from the well has finally made an appearance!

Dense vines stretched out from the well, and then a bright red flower bud.

The bud opened, and inside emerged a thumb-sized girl with demon wings.

"Thumbelina?" Xiao Yiming asked blankly.

"The devil version..." Fan Yue said.

Thumbelina looked a little annoyed, holding a thin branch in her hand and poking around on the stamen: "What Thumbelina, I am the famous wishing elf. Stupid human beings, since you wake me up, you must Bear the price of waking me up!"

"The price? Help us realize our wish?" Xiao Yiming's heart trembled with excitement.

Thumbelina rolled her eyes, pointed at Xiao Yiming's nose with a tree branch and said angrily, "Go away, you guys helped me realize my wish!"

[Kuso drama morning

Dense vines drilled out of the well, and then a bright red flower bud.The buds bloomed, revealing a mouthful of sharp teeth, with bloodshot eyes hanging on them.

Xiao Yiming: What do you think it looks like?

Fan Yue: ... a piranha?

Xiao Yiming: It's obviously a mixed blood octopus piranha of the Shaking S tentacles!

Dumb: ==, huh?

Then a group of people crawled out of the well, and the youngest one said with a bitter face: "Dumb, I told you not to run around. Now we seem to have traveled through a wormhole to a strange place. Tu Fei , the game console will be scrapped if it gets in the water, quickly take it to the sun, don't patronize and play."

"..."

"It's okay, I made him a waterproof case two days ago."

"Big octopus, and barbecue tools, what a great place."

Xiao Yiming immediately shouted: "It's mine! Don't move!"

It was too late, the grilled sliced ​​octopus had been... eaten.