dream master

That night, Xiao Yiming, who was thinking wildly, almost lost sleep, but he fell asleep after roaring like a mud horse in the wilderness Gobi in his heart.

Waking up groggy from the dream, he found himself lying half dead on the cloud, and a strange cry came from his mouth.

Was he possessed by a wraith?Xiao Yiming thought in confusion, he stretched his hand into his mouth, and finally pulled out a little mushroom that was sobbing and crying.

"I really don't want to poison you to death. My mother said that killing others is going to hell. I don't want to go to hell. My mother said that there are no beautiful mushroom sisters there. There are only boiling soup pots ready to boil mushrooms. Mom, I'm so scared. Wow..." The flower mushroom cried even more miserably, it looked like a small umbrella-shaped garden sprinkler.

Xiao Yiming caressed his miserable green face and sighed deeply: "Oedipus complex is terrible. In fact, hell is full of sexy and hot breasted sisters, dressed boldly and open-minded. It is really a man's paradise."

The little mushroom resolutely got into his mouth again, Xiao Yiming continued to lie down with poison.

Fan Yue was pressed under the pillow and sighed. Will their dreams be spent in a daze and being poisoned?It's not funny at all.

No matter who it is, even Lilith, the murderous head of the circus, hurry up and save them.

"Xiaogu, where are you, Xiaogu?" A strange voice came from a distance, like the low hum of a beast, or the cry of the wind.Fan Yue thought that he was finally bored enough to have auditory hallucinations, but the ground began to shake, and the magnitude of the earthquake was getting bigger and bigger. In the end, even Fan Yue felt like he was lying on a spring bed.

"Mom~" Hua Mushroom crawled out of Xiao Yiming's mouth, and jumped on the somersault cloud with hands and feet, "Mom, I'm here—!"

The huge mushroom rushed towards them, and Fan Yue watched helplessly as it stepped over his head and kicked him into the dirt.

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Fan Yue, who didn't want to complain any more, watched Hua Mushroom and Mushroom Girl cry with each other, while he was pressed to the ground by a huge pillow, leaving only his head to watch the blue sky.

Nightmare doesn't seem so scary, compared to this kind of dream that kills people without paying for their lives.

In the end Mushroom Girl brought Little Mushroom back home, and Fan Yue was stepped into a deeper pit again. Perhaps it was his illusion, the blue sky above his head seemed farther away.

Xiao Yiming woke up, rubbed his red and swollen eyes, patted his green face, and jumped down from the somersault cloud full of people's gold coins.

"Fan Yue? Where are you, Fan Yue?" Xiao Yiming yelled twice, then suddenly remembered the time before going to bed, and choked.

To say or not to say?Admit that you are pretending to sleep?Or pretend not to know and get away with it?Xiao Yiming felt distressed, God knows how long it has been since this kind of emotion fell on him - well, it's not too long, the last time he was faced with the instant noodles patronized by mice was probably the kind of heart A sense of sorrow arises spontaneously.

Forget it, let's just pretend that I don't know, if Fan Yue wants to confess his love to him, he can tell him directly... No, he seems to have said it directly, although he later dismissed it as an April Fool's joke.

Thinking about it this way, Xiao Yiming felt that his sins were even more serious, so he had nothing to do to make a joke, it was still such a boring confession joke, now it's better, he will take it seriously.

Xiao Yiming's mind swiped the screen and roared: "Xiao Yiming, you are a middle-school retard!" "You are soft-mouthed, why are you so vicious when you eat people's hearts?" "Go and cut seppuku!" "Xiao Yiming, you play with the feelings of a good woman and a man, and curse you for having no girls in your life!"

That last one...was horrible.

"Are you still alive? If you're still alive, come and help me remove this pillow." Fan Yue's weak voice came from the bottom of the pit, and Xiao Yiming came back to his senses, answered in a panic, and ran to help.

The pillow is huge, with a jade photo of Goddess Ayanami printed on it (note: the smiling version), Xiao Yiming couldn't help lying on the pillow and swaying a little: "Ah, Goddess Ayanami, please give me strength with a smile!"

But wait for the goddess to smile... HP must have been lost long ago.

"Move this pillow away!" Fan Yue said while staring at Xiao Yiming who was lying on the pillow.

It has been pressing on him for a long time, so long that he almost thinks that the part below his head should be pressed with a pillow. Only Xiao Yiming would like this kind of thing that is heavier than a turtle shell and does not have the function of defending against enemies. up.

"But it's heavy." Xiao Yiming said sadly.

"...Imagine that this is your goddess Ayanami, she gives you the right to hug her once, and she is willing to show you a rare smile, so, boy, hug her bravely and pull her out of this pit The abyss welcomes the sun." Fan Yue numbly lured this ignorant young man to help him out of the sea of ​​suffering based on the information revealed between the lines of Xiao Yiming.

"Aww, Goddess!" Xiao Yiming's small universe was burning, and with a ding-dong sound, Xiao Yiming, a reserve member of the Demon King, learned the skill of burning small universes, ignited passion with his cute soul, and instantly burst out with great power.

The pillow was lifted out of the bottom of the pit, and Fan Yue was also free. He let out a long breath and watched Xiao Yiming outside the pit collapsed on the ground with a silly smile on his face.

It was a creature he could not comprehend.

But... it's kind of fun.

A bit of trouble happened on the next journey, Xiao Yiming insisted on carrying the pillow on his back, but Fan Yue hated the pillow.

"It's too heavy." Fan Yue tried to dissuade him.

"As long as there is love, everything is fine."

"..." He really shouldn't try to communicate with Two-dimensional creatures.

In the end Xiao Yiming carried the pillow onto Somersault Cloud. Somersault Cloud screamed in pain, weeping like the twitching flower mushroom. Fan Yue, who was standing directly under it, had to endure a heavy rain.

The two continued to move forward, and this level was passed. There was a small castle in front of them, which didn't look very impressive.

"Pass through here, and we will reach the second level!" Xiao Yiming said firmly.

Somersaulting Yun snorted, and the whole cloud tilted, Xiao Yiming rolled down from the cloud with his pillow, and the heavy pillow fell on his body all of a sudden, it's all over now, he was crushed tightly from head to toe .What is amazing is that the piles of gold coins on it seem to be glued to the clouds, and none of them fell off.

Fan Yue, who gloated at other people's misfortunes, suddenly became happier.

"Oh, Lady Goddess, you are too enthusiastic..." Xiao Yiming groaned in pain.

The somersault cloud fluttered away.

"Is it okay for your vehicle to leave like this?" Fan Yue asked.

"Ah, that cloud? What a pity, it's delicious. Ah, no, where's the gold coin? Give me back the gold coin!"

Somersaulting Yunjiu who hadn't drifted away disappeared with a sound.

A deep and melancholy voice came from the low castle: "I have been waiting for you for a long time, brave men, come, I will guide you the way forward."

"Listen, this is the tone of a magic stick." Xiao Yiming smacked his lips under the pillow and said, "But the lines are a bit outdated, he must have been here for too long and can't keep up with the times."

"I think the most urgent thing is how to get you out from under the pillow."

"Goddess, please give me strength!" Xiao Yiming shouted, stood up from under the pillow, and rushed towards the castle with the huge pillow on his shoulders.

"..." Does this guy have the potential for strange power?What a waste to be a magician.