dream master

April [-]st is really not a good day, how many determined couples go to death and die, and they leave the group amid such inferior jokes as "XX, I have liked you for a long time".

As a member of the Go-to-Die-to-die group with a strong root, Xiao Yiming expressed his indignation at this.

The smell of fried squid came from the kitchen. Xiao Yiming could almost imagine how the fat and juicy squid was washed and put into the pot for cooking. Known for its delicious breath.The moment you put it in your mouth, the delicious taste that spreads wildly on your taste buds fills your lips and teeth, making you so satisfied that you only remember to chew and forget to swallow.

He opened the door of the room hesitantly, and since the sound of Fan Yue's footsteps sounded on the corridor, he hid in the room and shut the door, until the unbearable smell came from the kitchen.

The box of instant noodles at noon was still in the trash can, pitifully exuding the smell of food residue. Compared with braised squid, it was a scum with a negative combat effectiveness!

Xiao Yiming walked lightly to the door of the kitchen, the door was open, Fan Yue was wearing his dark green apron from the supermarket, putting the braised squid on the cutting board, cutting it into plates, and pouring the rich and sticky soup .

The squid rings lay on the dinner plate, looking very delicious.

Okay, I really want to eat... Xiao Yiming felt that his saliva was about to drip, and he was stuck at the kitchen door, unable to move his feet.

Fan Yue had already seen Xiao Yiming reflected on the glass window, and a knowing smile appeared on his face: "Want to eat?"

"Uh-huh."

Fan Yue picked up the plate and put a chopstick in his mouth. The white and tender squid rings were poured with tempting braised sauce. But the delicious food entered Fan Yue's mouth.

"You—!" Xiao Yiming was furious, staring at Fan Yue with green eyes.

"What do you think of my cooking skills?" Fan Yue asked with a smile.

"Very good."

"What about the laundry?"

"Not bad."

"The warming of the bed is considered after-sales service. If you are not satisfied, you can return it." Fan Yue said slowly, looking at Xiao Yiming with increasingly unpredictable eyes.

Feeling that things were not going well, Xiao Yiming laughed dryly, turned around and prepared to flee the kitchen, even if there was still a plate of braised squid in the kitchen, it could not stop his determination to run away.

"Actually, I'm very sad today."

Fan Yue's words stopped Xiao Yiming from escaping, and he stood stiffly at the kitchen door.

"I was very happy at first, that's right, I thought you, a dull fool, would never realize your feelings in your life, let alone confess your feelings. I was very happy to confess my feelings to you, but Lin Jingqiu told me that today is April Fool's Day , and you told me that you were joking." Fan Yue's voice came from behind, with a little loss and sadness, "This is not the worst thing, the worse thing is that... I am the only one who is serious , just like a fool."

"I'm sorry..." Xiao Yiming didn't dare to turn around, let alone just run away.

Maybe he really shouldn't have made this joke, it's just too embarrassing to make a scene like this.

Will future dinners be reduced to unpalatable vegetables and tofu?Xiao Yiming thought desperately.

His body was hugged suddenly, Xiao Yiming's whole body was stiff, and his thoughts were still on the question of which is more unpalatable, green vegetable tofu or green vegetable gluten, warm breath came from his ears, and Fan Yue's familiar smell.Xiao Yiming continued to think wildly, when did he become so familiar with Fan Yue's aura?Was it because they had been sharing the same bed for a while?

It wasn't until something hot and humid licked his earlobe that Xiao Yiming ran out like a frightened rabbit.

"You, you, what are you doing?" Xiao Yiming yelled, clutching the molested earlobe. There was a hot heat coming from the earlobe, as if the blood there was boiling. More than that, he felt the temperature on his face Ascension, it was just that his ears were licked, but Xiao Yiming's face flushed red from the strong sense of shame. This strange feeling made Xiao Yiming feel an indescribable awkwardness all over his body.

Fan Yue kindly stuffed a piece of braised squid into his mouth, with a teasing smile on his face: "I'm just joking, idiot."

His mouth was filled with the smell of fired squid, Xiao Yiming heaved a long sigh of relief in his heart, but what he couldn't get rid of was...a faint sense of loss.

What the hell is he expecting?Xiao Yiming shook his head and got rid of this ridiculous idea.But he completely forgot that he should be angry at this time, not...

The heat on the earlobe hadn't subsided yet, Xiao Yiming tried his best to ignore the weird feeling, and forced a smile: "I'm hungry."

"Then let's serve dinner." Fan Yue said kindly.

The food was very rich, but Xiao Yiming ate quite poorly, and secretly looked at Fan Yue while picking up the rice grains.This guy can't be really angry, can he?Sure enough, you shouldn't make fun of him casually...

No, it seems that he was played in the end!

Xiao Yiming, who suddenly realized that he had completely forgotten the emotion of anger, was a little depressed. Fortunately, the delicious taste of fired squid comforted him.

After dinner, he usually does the dishes.Sleep when the time is up.It wasn't until Xiao Yiming lay down on the bed after washing that he realized what was wrong - Fan Yue hadn't spoken to him since dinner!

Although Fan Yue fell asleep less than half a meter away from him, Xiao Yiming felt a little insomnia.

That guy won't be really angry, will he?Or did he say it as a joke but actually lied to him?

The more he thought about it, the more entangled Xiao Yiming looked at the dim light from the street lights outside the window, feeling unprecedentedly melancholy, really the faint sadness of a sophomore.

"Xiao Yiming, are you asleep?" Fan Yue suddenly asked in a low voice.

For some reason, Xiao Yiming didn't make a sound.

In the darkness, Fan Yue's breath approached again, and the aggressive distance made Xiao Yiming have the urge to run away, but he was afraid that the previous disguise would be broken, so he could only hold back awkwardly.

The breath that was close at hand finally fell, Xiao Yiming squirmed nervously, pretending to turn over in his sleep, his warm lips brushed past his cheeks, before Xiao Yiming was glad that the first kiss was not buried in a On the man's lips, Fan Yue sighed softly: "But I really like you."

Xiao Yiming stiffened immediately.

What the hell is he talking about?Are you kidding me?No matter how you look at it, it looks like... Hey, hey, this is not true, is it?This can't be true!Is it really okay if the person you share your bed with suddenly tells you that you have had a crush on you for a long time?

Well, we've been sharing the same bed for so long... No!Although we have been sharing the same bed for so long, there is a reason for this, and it is definitely not bent!

So much pressure, so much pressure, so much pressure.

Xiao Yiming, whose heart was in a mess, had a headache. Everything that happened before self-hypnosis was an illusion, an illusion.

Fan Yue looked at Xiao Yiming's back, and a smile of unknown meaning appeared on his face.

This guy... How can someone who is asleep have eyelashes fluttering like this, and breathing so fast.

It's a rare opportunity to let this carefree bastard feel uneasy, and it feels... not bad.