dream master

Xiao Yiming was woken up by the ringing of the bell. He looked at the ceiling for a few seconds and said to Fan Yue resentfully, "Didn't you all resign? Why hasn't the alarm clock handed in your resignation yet?"

"I have an appointment with Lin Jingqiu." Fan Yue simply turned over and got up, and went to wash up.

Xiao Yiming rolled in pain on the bed. At this time, he wished that he had hypoglycemia, so that he could make excuses for himself when he was woken up and ran away.I really want to chop off the alarm clock with a kitchen knife, I really want to chop off the owner of the alarm clock...

"If you don't get up again, you won't have food." Fan Yue's voice came from the bathroom.

Xiao Yiming jumped off the bed and ran to the toilet.

"Hey, I changed to strawberry-flavored toothpaste today, it looks really juicy." Xiao Yiming looked at Fan Yue's toothpaste and smiled strangely.

In fact, every morning from waking up to waking up, he had the urge to squeeze Fan Yue's toothpaste into the toilet, and then use his toothbrush to clean the toilet, but he still restrained this dark desire and reluctantly got out of bed Eat—for breakfast's sake, forgive him.

Fan Yue ignored him, but just glanced at his pajamas with obvious meaning.

"Although the bear pajamas are a bit naive, my mother sent them all the way from abroad. It seems that she bought parent-child clothes when she was buying pajamas for my sister, and the big one... just gave it to me Don't discriminate against the bear, it's so cute on my sister, the little loli is cute only in the bear pajamas, I'll show you the photos sometime." The more Xiao Yiming said, the more excited he was, and he accidentally swallowed half a mouthful of toothpaste Going in, the smell of toothpaste forced his stomach to twitch in protest, and he retched for a long time in front of the sink, holding his throat.

"The advantage of children's toothpaste is that you can comfort yourself after swallowing it. It's like drinking a juice with a strange taste." Fan Yue said quietly.

"Hey, is this inexplicable self-comforting method really okay?"

"Probably." Fan Yue said perfunctorily.

It was not until breakfast that Xiao Yiming recalled the dream from last night.

"I always feel that I slept very well last night." Xiao Yiming said while pulling his hair.

"Because you fell asleep most of the time, but I was almost the same. I was pressed by a pillow most of the time." Fan Yue's expression was very calm, probably because all the vomits he wanted to vomit were gone last night. The sense of time passing is not strong, and because of this, he always feels like an old monk meditating there for a long time, although the posture is a bit strange.

"That mushroom..."

"Do you want to eat mushrooms today?" Fan Yue interrupted him.

"……okay."

Xiao Yiming secretly looked at Fan Yue, maybe it was his illusion, when he mentioned the mushroom, the calm expression on Fan Yue's face suddenly became a little...serious?

An illusion, it must be an illusion.

At this moment, Xiao Yiming, who is open all year round or in other words, can rest all year round, is typing, when the editing window suddenly pops up: [Today is April Fool's Day, have you been fooled? 】Xiao Yiming thought about it, and felt that Fan Yue really didn't look like he would joke around with others, so he really didn't have a chance to be fooled.

The editor complained to him for a while and received a bouquet of hot red roses when she entered the office today. She thought it was Valentine's Day because she remembered wrongly.It's a pity that it's anonymous. After thinking for a long time, she couldn't think of a guy with no eyesight who would send flowers to her, a married woman. She had to explain to her husband that she had no intention of having an affair, but it turned out that it was the guy at home. Don't pretend to be self-confessed, this is the fifth anniversary of my confession.

[You... confess your love on April Fool's Day? 】Xiao Yiming is embarrassing, no matter how you look at it, it is more appropriate to confess on Valentine's Day.

[Ah, since confession is not righteous, let's take it as a joke.Quick, pick up your phone, find the third guy in the address book, and confess your love!We do this all over the office. 】Xiao Yiming, who is a little uncomfortable with the female way of thinking, took out his mobile phone blankly and flipped through it. The third one...begins with F, Fan Yue.

Uh... does this guy know it's April Fools' Day?

For some reason, Xiao Yiming, who obviously lacked interest in pranks, actually looked forward to Fan Yue's expression after receiving the text message, it must be very interesting.

Every time he saw Fan Yue's expression of helplessness and resignation, he felt very happy, but unfortunately, he didn't have many opportunities to see it in reality, but he could often see it in dreams.It is estimated that Fan Yue has already regretted co-renting with him hastily by now, he does not care too much.

After thinking about it, he still sent a text message: [Fan Yue, I like you. 】

This sentence was written and deleted, deleted and written again, and it always felt weird to change it, and finally sent it. When he saw the words being sent on the phone, he regretted it a little.

I hope that guy can't take a joke, otherwise today's dinner...

Thinking of something, Xiao Yiming jumped up from the chair, opened the cupboard and searched for a while, and found that he had eaten up all the instant noodles, and urgently needed to replenish them.

Xiao Yiming found out his wallet and keys, and went out to buy instant noodles.

The lonely mobile phone lay on the computer table and vibrated, but no one paid attention to it.

It's been a long time since I visited the convenience store downstairs, the cashier girl was still so kind, she glanced at Xiao Yiming and said with a smile: "It's been a long time since I saw you, I thought you were finally poisoned from eating too much instant noodles Hey, I only bought two packs today.”

Xiao Yiming said earnestly: "After learning from the pain, I think I need to find someone who can cook, sleep and warm the bed, and tidy up the room in my spare time."

The cashier girl looked at him strangely: "The one who came shopping with you last time... Mr.?"

"Uh..." Xiao Yiming was at a loss for words for a moment.Judging from the few items he listed, it seems to be true.

On the way home with instant noodles and snacks, a thought suddenly crossed Xiao Yiming's mind: the best partner is nothing more than this.Bah, that can't be a man either.

When Zhu Fan was joking with him in the past, he recommended himself: I can make money, warm the bed, know how to use the washing machine, clean up, and have the talent to learn cooking—you can tell by my name, Zhu Fan, that is cooking , It can be seen how much expectations my parents have placed on me, and I will definitely be a hot commodity in the future. Unfortunately, I am careless in making friends now, and the object of service since I was a child is not a beautiful girl but a man.In order not to let my initial investment go to waste, I still reluctantly accept you.

At that time Xiao Yiming seemed to answer him like this: Go to hell.

Turns out the guy was really dead.For a while, Xiao Yiming was so guilty that he almost went crazy, even in his dreams, he always dreamed of him.He is actually a very nostalgic person, even if a pillow that has been with him for five or six years is broken, he will clumsily repair it with a needle and thread, let alone a person who has known him for more than 20 years.

But this is not a broken pillow, but a person who will never come back.

It will be that guy's memorial day in two days, go and see him.

When he got home, he smelled the smell of lunch from the neighbor's house, so greedy that Xiao Yiming immediately closed the door and boiled hot water for instant noodles. When passing by the computer, he glanced at the phone.

I almost forgot to send a text message before leaving.

Xiao Yiming picked up the phone and looked, and sure enough there was a reply from Fan Yue.

【I like you too. 】

Xiao Yiming was dumbfounded, that guy...couldn't be serious, no, he must be playing with him.

But the moment Xiao Yiming saw the text message, he was flustered for a moment, the feeling of flushing the garbage into the toilet on a fluke, only to find that the sewer was blocked... It was really terrible.

【I was joking. ] Xiao Yiming replied immediately.

After a while there also replied:

[But I'm serious. 】

Xiao Yiming's mind suddenly buzzed, and the screen went black. He hypnotized himself that he didn't see anything. He deleted the text message and continued to boil hot water for instant noodles.

...Today is really not a good day.