dream master

Fan Yue realized that he had made a Himalaya-like mistake.

He really shouldn't trust a mushroom.

Xiao Yiming sat on a small piece of floating cloud, and he would grab a piece and stuff it into his mouth at any time. According to him, it tasted like cotton candy—God knows where the taste came from in a dream.

"Is this the shortcut you said?" Fan Yue looked at the mushroom in his hand and asked, his hand holding the mushroom became tighter and tighter.

"In terms of distance alone, this is not wrong." Xiao Yiming said with a smile.

Of course, there is nothing wrong with him, the person sitting on the cloud.

"Brave boy, go and create a miracle!" The mushroom grunted, stretching out two thin legs from the mushroom handle to try to escape.

An angry Fan Yue decisively threw it at Xiao Yiming: "Long-legged mushroom monster, after eating it, he will be upgraded to ten levels."

Xiao Yiming swallowed it into his mouth with one gulp.

Fan Yue saw a green skull icon appear on Xiao Yiming's head, followed by a line of words: The game controller is in a poisoned state and cannot move, you are free...

Fan Yue looked at Xiao Yiming who was lying flat on the somersault cloud in silence - his whole face turned green.

Well, he finally felt that the cuckold on his head was not so unbearable anymore.

The road in front of me is rugged, a large number of little monsters are crawling around on the water pipes on the way to the box, and there are strange piranhas waiting to be fed with grinning mouths.

Given that another "brave boy" had already died on the spot for his bravery, he was finally free.During the period of special training with the werewolf, he had raised a lot of levels, and the speed was even more amazing-he didn't thank the fifteen hounds raised by the werewolf at all.

With one sword, the little monster that rushed up was picked out of the pool next to it, and then the shell of the mutant high-speed tortoise was smashed with another sword. The piranha opened its mouth wide at him. Picked out the flower mushroom, and threw it into the mouth of the piranha.

The piranha died... Fan Yue cut open the mouth of the piranha and picked up the crying poisonous mushroom.

"The black hole is so scary, woo woo, I want to go home, mom~" Hua Mushroom wailed loudly, and the two small arms growing from the mushroom covered their big eyes, looking very pitiful.

There was a piranha in front of it, Fan Yue aimed at its wide open mouth, and threw it in again.

It's nice to have highly effective weapons that can be reused.

The rugged shortcut on the monster-packed road forced Fan Yue to fight a bloody path. The flower mushroom in his hand was crying loudly, but he turned a deaf ear to it, but Xiao Yiming on the somersault cloud was woken up.

"Which family's girl is crying so miserably?" Xiao Yiming turned over in a daze, and a green face poked out from the cloud.

Have to say...a bit scary.

"Hey, didn't I eat it?" Xiao Yiming murmured looking at the poor mushroom with a piece missing from the mushroom cap.

"You should be thankful that you haven't swallowed it, otherwise you wouldn't even have a chance to be rescued."

"Oh, it's a pity, I thought I could upgrade after eating it. Then I'll sleep a little longer, you work hard." Xiao Yiming shrank back while talking.

He woke up after lying down for a few seconds, staring at the black and white GBA in his hand in a daze, the game characters moved by themselves...

"Hey, Fan Yue! How can you move around by yourself! Wait for me to control it!" Xiao Yiming screamed, and quickly picked up the GBA,...

Fan Yue has encountered some god-like opponents before, but this is the first time he has seen a pig-like teammate today, alive.

"Oh, no, I fell again..." Xiao Yiming watched Fan Yue No. 11 fall into the ditch, and then climbed up, the resentment all over his body had almost materialized.

I don't know why, but there are crocodiles in that narrow ditch...

"I promise this is the last time." Xiao Yiming clasped his palms together and assured Fan Yue, then picked up the GBA and continued to work hard.

A few seconds later, Fan Yue fell into the ditch again.

"Is it difficult to jump?" Fan Yue asked through gritted teeth.

"It's not my fault! It's the jump button on this GBA that has a problem! The same thing happened to my first game console when I was a child. A certain button was always insensitive. You had to press it hard to get a response. The arrow keys and the jump button were pressed together. The consequence is to just walk forward and not jump.”

Fan Yue picked up a rampaging tortoise with his sword, but he couldn't do anything with a small ditch, that kind of aggrieved feeling.

"I'll do it myself, counting on you...I think we'll be wasted here tonight." Fan Yue said impatiently.

"Then move." Xiao Yiming put down the GBA and said.

Fan Yue worked hard to make sure that he really only had the freedom of his upper body.

"You have to pass out." Fan Yue sighed. He thought for a while, then took out the crying mushroom from his pocket and threw it to Xiao Yiming, "Eat it to upgrade to level [-]."

This extremely perfunctory coaxing tone made Xiao Yiming snort twice: "Do you think I'm stupid?"

"You have already been stupid once, and being stupid again will not lower your IQ too much."

"The same trick is useless against a saint! Besides, which protagonist would accidentally eat a poisonous mushroom twice? He knew it was poisonous the second time!" Xiao Yiming protested.

Fan Yue glared at Flower Mushroom with ferocious eyes, and Mushroom jumped up sobbingly, and burrowed into Xiao Yiming's chattering mouth.

"Hmm... eh? Mmm—!"

Xiao Yiming fainted again, Fan Yue regained his freedom, and quickly rushed to the point with a dark face.

The somersault cloud carried the fainted Xiao Yiming and floated unsteadily behind Fan Yue, and followed all the way, probably because the gold coins piled on it were too heavy, and its speed also slowed down.

It seems that there are not many protagonists who showed no sign of a small universe breaking out all the way and were carried to the finish line by their teammates because they got in the way...

Before reaching the flagpole at the finish line, Fan Yue finally breathed a sigh of relief and pulled the rope on the flagpole.

It is said... a flag will come down.

Where's the flag?

Fan Yue looked up at the towering flagpole, and there seemed to be a small black spot in the sky, um, it was getting bigger and bigger...

what is that?

Fan Yue looked up at the sky, the thing was getting bigger and closer.Is it a UFO?Or a wad of banknotes falling from the sky?Fan Yue didn't see clearly until the thing was so close that he couldn't avoid it——

It was a... huge throw pillow.

With a bang, the pillow fell to the ground, and Fan Yue was lucky enough to act as a meat pad once.

……

I can't move at all, this pillow must be very heavy, but if I press it like this...even if I don't get pregnant, it will be boring.For some reason, Fan Yueqian, whose head was full of strange complaints, lay on the ground in a daze.

The pillow on his body pressed most of his body, including his limbs, and only his head was exposed.The other player is now in a poisoned coma.

Is it necessary to spend the dream tonight in such a state?It feels like having a nightmare.

The world can't always be so satisfactory, forget it... Renren will pass