dream master

Xiao Yiming's definition of brutality has been updated again.

At this moment, he was holding his head in the creaking nest, and holding Fan Yue's bloody face in the other arm, and the two supported each other to leave the circus.

The excited cheers of the audience behind him were so loud that they turned a blind eye to the atrocities of the circus.

In order to pull his head out of the Maverick's mouth, Xiao Yiming had to fight with the Maverick with his bare hands. Because he lost his head, he couldn't use his most powerful magic skills.The audience said that it was really profitable to enjoy the human-animal wrestling that can only be seen in the Colosseum with the money of watching a third-rate circus.

This Maverick must have a brother named Dingchun!This group of creatures with vicious covets on human heads!

But Fan Yue became more calm. Every time the dart shooter shot a dart at his forehead, he would manually pull out the dart and insert it into the apple.The audience thought it was a novel magic show and watched it with great interest.

The only people who feel regretful are probably the group leader Lilith, and the monsters who didn't eat the meat.

"How does it feel to escape from death?" Xiao Yiming asked.

"not so good."

The two who looked at each other speechlessly in the setting sun fell silent.

"I have to find a way to put my head back." Xiao Yiming picked up his head and tried to grab the hair in distress, but when he touched the neck and found it was empty, he could only awkwardly pull the hair on the lonely head. Even stranger.

"Since you are not dead, come back and contribute the last share of light and heat!" The group leader Lilith's voice came from behind.

"Fan Yue, let's run towards the sunset!"

"Um……"

"Quick, don't let them run away, chase after them!" Lilith jumped angrily, Xiao Yiming and Fan Yue just ran towards the sunset...

Xiao Yiming frantically put his head on himself, and turned around with a vicious incantation: "The sea is open to all rivers—!"

The gushing jet of water wiped away the pursuers, Xiao Yiming laughed wildly triumphantly, this time he opened his mouth in time, and the teeth he had just filled were not broken again.

"I have already said that my sea is open to all rivers..."

Invincible.

But as soon as the words "Hai Na Bai Chuan" came out, his mouth full of teeth left his gums in the water, and Fan Yue, who was running in front of him, was hung on a tree like a poor cardboard box sprayed by a high-pressure water jet.

"I'll give you 20 seconds to dry yourself and climb down, otherwise the pursuers will be resurrected with full blood!" Xiao Yiming yelled with blood dripping from his mouth.

Fan Yue jumped down from the tree and glared at Xiao Yiming viciously.

Xiao Yiming spread his hands: "Who knew I would casually say Heiner..."

Before he finished speaking, Fan Yue had already pressed his mouth: "Shut up!"

The powerful spell that does not require concentration to release has no cooldown time. It is really a killer. From now on, this word will become a taboo.

The two fleeing in embarrassment finally got rid of the pursuers after running out of Lacon City. Xiao Yiming, who was still in fear, leaned against the tree to catch his breath, while Fan Yue didn't blush and his heart didn't beat, as if he was taking a walk after dinner.

"The stamina of a magician and a knight are really not on the same level." Xiao Yiming sighed.

"That's because I was training in the inhumane hell mode for the whole week before." Fan Yue recalled that miserable experience. At that time, he woke up every day with a feeling of finally being relieved, and what made his mood even more gloomy was When Xiao Yiming asked, this guy was lying down in the swimming pool drinking water.But he also has a lot of troubles. He wakes up every morning and goes straight to the toilet. If he doesn't go, he always feels that he will wet the bed.

The world of dreams is full of all kinds of wonderful accidents.

such as……

"Who can tell me why we suddenly crossed into the desert within a distance of less than ten meters?" Fan Yue asked, staring at Xiao Yiming.

Xiao Yiming touched the clearly visible stitches on his neck and explained: "I just imagined the next adventure, and felt that it is necessary to go to the legendary oasis country in the desert to find the most beautiful princess Highness."

"In this desert climate, her face will be criss-crossed like a mummy that has been dead for thousands of years." Fan Yue said maliciously.

"Shut up!" Xiao Yiming's face changed, it's over, maybe this time he will really meet a mummy-style princess.Or just go back home and find mermaid girls, no, if they have sharp teeth, there will be bloodshed when they slap.

There was something moving in the sand ahead, and the two watched helplessly as a ferocious mermaid with sharp teeth and sharp mouth crawled out of the sand, waving its huge fish tail and crawling towards Xiao Yiming's direction.

"...What is this?" Fan Yue looked at the mermaid, and really couldn't connect the beautiful creature in fairy tales with this terrifying monster that came out of the sand.

"Quickly, bury it back!" Xiao Yiming was startled and stammered.

"This is the legendary monster in the wild? But it's too nonsense to have a mermaid in the desert." Fan Yue murmured doubtfully, untied the knight's saber given by the werewolf from behind, and chopped the mermaid down. Stabbed on the spot.

The corpse of the mermaid in the corpse desert looks extremely hideous, like a dried fish that has been evaporated to dryness.

"The towns and roads are usually full of mobs, get your Poké Ball ready to catch the Pokémon." Xiao Yiming spread his hands and said innocently, keeping silent about his imaginary mermaid act just now.

"...Where did you travel to?"

"Uh... an ancient classic GBA game, my game enlightenment."

Strange bird calls came from afar, and huge black birds approached from far to near, casting huge shadows on the ground. Xiao Yiming blocked the glare of the light with his hands and looked at it, and exclaimed in surprise: "Wow, so fat bird!"

The big bird howled, and laid eggs one after another from its buttocks, which were as big as a head, and exploded as soon as it fell to the ground.Only then did Xiao Yiming feel scared. Is this kind of fully automatic bomber really considered cheating?It's because he was so happy playing Angry Birds recently that he didn't forget it in his dreams, and he combined the two birds into one, maybe because he felt that the kind of bird that farts after giving birth is too lacking in aesthetics.

Xiao Yiming flaunted to Fan Yue while dragging him to escape: "Most of the monsters in the desert are of the fire attribute. At this time, we must use water magic to deal with them, and this kind of ground-to-air combat must be long-distance. , For example, a powerful magician like me, ah ha ha ha, look at my unique skills - the sea is open to all rivers!"

With a sound of Piu~, a tiny jet of water burst out from Xiao Yiming's wide-open mouth, and after only half a meter, it lost momentum and all sprayed on his face.

"..." Fan Yue rolled his eyes at the dull Xiao Yiming.

An unreliable guy at critical moments.

"Have I been downgraded suddenly?!" Xiao Yiming asked blankly.

"I don't know, but I know that if we don't run away, we will be played to death by the bird that dropped the bomb." Fan Yue said calmly.

With a bang, both of them were overturned by an explosion that was close at hand. Fan Yue stared blankly at the fat bird that dropped the bomb from high altitude, while Xiao Yiming was immersed in the pain of his unique trick suddenly being invalidated.

"I know! It must be because there is no water vapor in the desert, and my skills have been weakened!" Xiao Yiming jumped up from the ground and shouted angrily.

"Probably." Fan Yue sat up from the sand, numbly looking at the fat bird that was happily producing bombs.

"Damn it, you can only use... fireball at this time!"

A fist-sized fireball formed from Xiao Yiming's raised middle finger and rushed towards the fat bird.

Xiao Yiming was very moved when he finally upgraded from a sperm fireball to a fist fireball, but Fat Niao looked at the fireball with contempt, spit out, and the fireball just turned into a wisp of green smoke.

"Birds also spit to show contempt?" Fan Yue asked curiously as he watched the one-sided battle above his head.

The good-for-nothing magician who was despised by a bird felt as if he was going to die.

Xiao Yiming couldn't help complaining: "It's not as good as a small fireball of sperm. Maybe it can make it pregnant. In fact, the ultimate skill I want most is to stare at anyone who is pregnant, curse whoever is pregnant." ’, but Planned Parenthood is going to kill me.”

"……It's enough!"