dream master

"Boom, come back quickly!" A clear voice sounded from a distance, with a girl's unique softness and softness.

"If the person sounds like her, then she should be a petite and cute girl." Xiao Yiming rubbed his chin and judged seriously.

——If it wasn't in his dream, Fan Yue might still believe in his judgment.

"Please tell me what is this bandaged mummy?" Fan Yue looked at the unknown creature covered in bandages with twitching corners of his eyes.

"Probably...a...soft girl." Xiao Yiming wasn't so sure, although he has a pair of good eyes to see through gender in today's pseudo-mother. Sure, but the bandaged creature in front of me is really hard to identify.

sound?The sound is deceiving! ! !

Xiao Yiming had no choice but to comfort himself, maybe this guy would be a beautiful woman after taking off the bandage.

But...but what is this charred skin looming through the gaps in the bandages? !Shouldn't a beautiful woman show fair skin between gaps? !

Xiao Yiming fell into endless complaints, and the girl in bandages had put the rein on the big black bird that laid eggs anywhere, and held it in her hand.

"I'm really sorry, my family's Rumble has caused you trouble." The bandaged girl bowed politely and apologized.

"It's okay, we didn't get hurt anyway." Fan Yue said.

The bandaged girl grabbed the fat bird by its rein and said to it, "Boom, apologize to the guests."

Fat Bird shot at the two of them with contemptuous eyes, pouted his buttocks and turned his head, whimpering, his eyes were as contemptuous as he wanted.Xiao Yiming was furious immediately: "Fat Bird, how dare you despise me!"

Fat Bird stared at him for a long time, then turned around and pointed his butt full of big feathers at him, then pouted his hips and decisively pushed Xiao Yiming into the sand.

Fan Yue stood far away, but luckily he was not hurt.

"Save~life~ah~" Fat Bird stretched out a hand under Fat Bird's buttocks, the owner of the arm was struggling to survive while pawing at the sand, and those who heard it were sad and those who saw it wept.

The bandaged girl said solemnly: "Bang Longlong's way of expressing love is always so imprecise."

"..." Fan Yue rolled his eyes, this girl's way of talking nonsense with her eyes open is also so imprecise.

The fat bird finally got up from the sand, and ran towards Fan Yue with its ass pouted. It seemed that it wanted to apologize to another victim. This rigorous style made Fan Yue feel very frightened, so that the fat bird will When the fat butt was pressed down, he had to raise the sword in his hand to defend himself.

Xiao Yiming lay half dead on the ground waiting for his resurrection, earnestly hoping that Fan Yue could also enjoy the feeling of being crushed by Mount Tai—although it didn't hurt, but it focused on psychological stimulation.

"Damn it, Fan Yue, you are too despicable, you actually took a thousand years to kill!"

"Ow-!!!"

Fat Niao and Xiao Yiming's howls resounded through the sky at the same time.

It's great that the meatloaf crisis is over.Fan Yue heaved a sigh of relief, feeling the pressure on the tip of the sword eased, the fat bird was reluctantly lifting its buttocks to move aside, when suddenly, it turned its head and gave Fan Yue a vicious look.

Fan Yue, who had just relaxed, became nervous all of a sudden, doesn't this guy give up?

Unexpectedly, the fat bird pouted its butt, and a round egg fell to Fan Yue's feet with a plop.

One person and one egg looked at each other silently, and finally Fan Yue resigned to his fate and looked up at the sky. With a bang, there was another big hole in the sand.

Xiao Yiming, gloating over his misfortune, looked up to the sky and laughed wildly, and scrambled to the bottom of the pit to visit his friends.

"Fan Yue, Fan Yue, it's fine if you don't give in to his pouty buttocks in front of the Great Demon King Roushan, but you dare to burst the chrysanthemum that it is proud of, hahahaha, retribution, retribution!" Xiao Yiming looked at with a smile. The crowd at the bottom of the pit, the charred corpse of the knight lying at the bottom of the pit looking up at the sky, remained silent.

"Did Rumble feel that the apology was not sincere enough? So you gave him an egg as a gift? You are so strict." The girl in bandages stroked the fat bird's buttocks and praised it.

"The word rigorous has been eaten by you like a sandwich pie!" Xiao Yiming exclaimed.

"It has already been excreted and rushed into the toilet and flew away." The bandaged girl replied with a smile.

Fan Yue, who was in the shape of a charred corpse, climbed up from the bottom of the pit, grabbed Xiao Yiming and said angrily, "Hurry up and transform me back."

"Well...the handsome prince is cursed, and usually needs a kiss from a soft girl..." Before Xiao Yiming finished speaking, he was touched by Fan Yue's sword at close range.

He looked at the blade in front of his neck and raised his hand to throw it: "As long as you admit that I am more handsome than you, you can escape from the state of charred corpse."

A few seconds later, Xiao Yiming crouched in the distance to play with the sand, and conveniently put the severed head aside.

"A scholar can't be humiliated, just look in the mirror every day and scare yourself!" Xiao Yiming said arrogantly.

Fan Yue flicked the blood on the blade: "So I've made it possible for you."

Xiao Yiming, who felt that he had been killed and humiliated, affectionately stroked his head on the sand. There was a tuft of upturned dumb hair on it, which was specially used to show cuteness. He originally hoped to use cat ears and dumb hair to deceive soft Sister, who would have expected that the girls would be so cruel one by one, making him, a pure man, useless in exuding a domineering aura.

"Hey, where are you going?" The bandage girl finally comforted the fat bird who was almost blown, and began to care about the two victims.

Xiao Yiming lifted his headless neck lifelessly: "Looking for the oasis country in the desert."

"Oh, that's easy. The city of sand is in an oasis not far from here. I'll take you there." The bandaged girl jumped onto Fat Bird and waved to the two, "Come on."

Fan Yue put away his sword and kicked on the fat bird's paw, turned over and got on the bird's back.With his head on, Xiao Yiming stared dryly at Fat Niao's feet. The contemptuous eyes on Fat Niao's high head deeply hurt Xiao Yiming's fragile glass heart.

As the leading actor, he was, unexpectedly, despised by a fat bird that was almost as fat as a penguin!

Probably his angry and helpless eyes pleased Fan Yue who was sitting on the fat bird, and he stretched out his hand to him: "Come on, tighten up."

Xiao Yiming's anger was even worse. This kind of behavior of "reaching out friendly for the purpose of picking her up" to the soft girl who fell down is really too... so shameful!

Xiao Yiming rolled his eyes and snorted, "I don't need your help."

The bandaged girl snorted, "Then what if you can't come up?"

"Salmon, I don't bother to ride this kind of stupid bird." Xiao Yiming blew his whistle, and walked away as if nothing had happened.

The bandage girl sighed: "Okay, I won't force you, Rumble, go home."

The fat bird howled, flapped its huge wings and flew into the sky, Xiao Yiming, who was standing on the sand and whistling, was immediately dumbfounded, shit, just flew away? !Anyway, keep him for a while, even if it's just for a while, he will roll down the steps.

A belt suddenly descended from the air, wrapping around Xiao Yiming's... neck on the ground as if it had some kind of spirituality.

Die! Die!Xiao Yiming grabbed the strap and stretched out his tongue. It took him a long time to realize that he was dreaming, and he was relieved, accepting the appearance of this hanged ghost calmly.

The girl with bandages is showing off her weapon to Fan Yue: "This thing is very useful. It has not been separated from the body for 16 years. It is easy to use. It is almost like a part of the body."

Fan Yue looked at the yellowed and blackened bandage on her body with a tangled expression, and asked hesitantly, "Can you change the bandage?"

"Don't change it, it doesn't feel good after changing it."

"..."

Xiao Yiming, who was in the state of a hanged ghost who vaguely heard the conversation between the two, trembled all over: "Damn, foot wraps?!"

He no longer laughs at the male compatriots who were hanged from a tree. What is more tragic than being hanged from a fat bird with a foot wrap that hasn’t been changed in 16 years?

No more, no more!