dream master

The bedside lamp was dim, and Xiao Yiming was crackling playing games, drinking his chrysanthemum tea one after another, occasionally turning his face to take a peek at Fan Yue, and then continued playing games.

"What do you see me doing?" Fan Yue, who had been peeped several times, finally asked.

"I'm wondering whether to plug in the earplugs, the sound is a bit noisy." Xiao Yiming pointed to the PSP and asked in a low voice.

"Need not."

The room fell silent again.

Xiao Yiming continued to press the keys violently. After a long time, he finally couldn't stand the surging atmosphere. He angrily threw the PSP on the quilt, took away Fan Yue's newspaper and asked, "Hello."

Fan Yue looked at him quietly, and there seemed to be a palpitating and puzzling emotion in his eyes that looked especially deep under the light.

Xiao Yiming was inexplicably startled, and after considering his words, he asked, "I always feel a little boring."

"Ah."

"Could it be that when two people live together, they play games and read newspapers like this every day? I always feel that something is missing." Xiao Yiming frowned and thought, and pulled his half-length hair.

Fan Yue laughed softly: "Indeed, because generally the people who live together are couples, so you can do some things that are not suitable for children."

"Uh..." Xiao Yiming choked, and looked aside in embarrassment, "Besides the simple co-renting of couples, there are also some."

"But they won't sleep in the same bed." Fan Yue watched Xiao Yiming's face turn red with great interest, and asked pretendingly puzzled, "Why are you blushing?"

Xiao Yiming hugged Lolita's pillow and squeaked twice: "Probably because the windows are not open, it's too stuffy."

It was indeed too hot. Xiao Yiming wore long-sleeved bear pajamas and felt too hot. He rolled up his sleeves and trouser legs to cool down there. His complexion, which had not seen the sun for a long time, was dazzlingly white, and it was unbelievably clean.

"Do you...have your hair removed?" Fan Yue couldn't help asking.

"Ah? Hair removal?" Xiao Yiming was a little embarrassed by his question, looked down at his bare calf, and immediately shouted angrily, "It's heredity, heredity! My dad is like this too!"

Fan Yue leaned over and poked his exposed calf with his fingers, and smiled innocently: "There really isn't a single hair."

"Get out, you can't overthrow me as a man without hair!" Xiao Yiming raised his kick, but the kick was not strong enough, and Fan Yue grabbed his ankle as soon as he kicked.

"Let go!" Xiao Yiming struggled for a while, sadly realizing that the result of his long-term lack of exercise was that his strength could not keep up.

Fan Yue easily pushed him down on the bed, and looked down at him condescendingly, while Xiao Yiming stared back with a look of embarrassment and anger.Fan Yue was also wearing pajamas at home, with a well-shaped collarbone and half-hidden pectoral muscles exposed from the loose neckline.Xiao Yiming felt jealous all of a sudden, and vaguely remembered seeing someone with a towel wrapped around his lower body, showing his six-pack abs, although he didn't think that figure was enviable at the time, but in today's situation of being absolutely oppressed, he I couldn't help thinking that if I had this kind of figure... I would definitely push back!

"Hey, have you pressed enough? If you keep pressing, you will become pregnant." Xiao Yiming's face was paralyzed, but he was extremely ashamed.

"Don't worry, even if the two men are exhausted, they won't be able to give birth to each other."

"It seems to be right..." Xiao Yiming murmured, and then his whole body trembled, "No! This is not a reason for you to suppress me! If you want to play hooligans, do you still look at the sex? Men may also be played hooligans ah!"

Fan Yue couldn't help laughing out loud, sticking to Xiao Yiming's neck, he couldn't breathe.

The feeling of being firmly pressed down by a big man is really stifling, does he think he is a cute girl's pillow?Soft and light?This guy is really hard and heavy!This feeling...it's unreasonable not to go to Taobao to return the product!

What's even more difficult is that this guy can't return the product...even if he pays for the postage.

Xiao Yiming still couldn't get rid of that awkward feeling until he fell asleep.

He doesn't like this kind of gapless distance, even his best friends have never been so close.He always has an innate sense of alienation from others, and firmly believes that people cannot be as close as mudskippers and mudflats.

Xiao Yiming, who was tossing and turning, rolled back and forth on the bed, tossing and turning like fried poached eggs, even if the poached eggs were just cooked on a low fire, he still didn't feel sleepy at all.

Fan Yue was so harassed that he couldn't sleep, so he flicked on the bedside lamp, and looked at Xiao Yiming, who was rolling around, with a kind of resentment or helplessness.

"Can't sleep?" Fan Yue asked with a sigh.

"...Well." Xiao Yiming was recalling the difference between the Fanyue brand pillow and the Ruanmei brand pillow, and complained that the former was so unqualified in terms of size, quality and comfort, because he was harassed by this unqualified pillow before going to bed. , He has no mood to sleep at this moment.

Fan Yue stretched out his hand to hold his rolling body back and forth: "Stop, go to sleep."

Xiao Yiming hugged the pillow stiffly, Fan Yue hugged him, and the two fell asleep in this stiff posture.

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In the dream, Xiao Yiming was lying on the ground like a zombie, and Fan Yue looked down at him: "What are you doing?"

"I seem to have been cast into petrification." Xiao Yiming said distressedly, "It must be because you forced me to stay stiff before going to bed. The stiffening effect is too long."

Fan Yue rubbed his forehead and said, "It's time to go back to the circus."

"Ah, that loli girl who used the whip so well, it's been a long time." Xiao Yiming's stiffness was relieved immediately, and he jumped up.

When we returned to the circus, everyone was busy preparing for the show.

Head Lilith's loud voice came oncoming: "What?! Died again, damn it, this is the first time, and that winged tiger is too ignorant."

"Captain, that's because you deducted its food expenses..."

"Shut up, the head will be bitten off anyway, and the body left behind is useless, just use it as rations for the Mavericks."

"...It is because of this that Maverick is used to not letting go of any head that sticks into his mouth."

Xiao Yiming and Fan Yue stood at the door for a long time, and finally Xiao Yiming suggested in a low voice: "I think it's better for us to go farther away."

"Ah."

"Stop!" Lilith lifted the curtain of the tent and dragged the two of them into the tent with one in each hand.

The Maverick, who was locked in the big iron cage, looked hungry, looking at Lilith with red eyes, with a greedy face, and his eyes were still wandering towards Xiao Yiming.

Xiao Yiming shuddered all over, being coveted by carnivores is definitely not a pleasant thing.

"You, the one who held the apple, are back too? That's great, the one from before died too." Lilith said happily.

"..." Fan Yue also felt a lot of pressure.

"Leader, Leibao is also hungry." A person next to him reminded.

"Let it be hungry a little longer, and tomorrow the apple-holding man will die."

"What are we doing here?" Xiao Yiming turned his head and asked Fan Yue.

"Be squeezed to contribute the last piece of meat."

"I thought the Bronze Five was already sad enough, but who knew that this girl was even more insane than Athena." Xiao Yiming grumbled and complained, and was knocked to the ground by Lilith's whip.

"What are you muttering about? Say something out loud!"

"Sister, your riding whip is a bit cruel."