dream master

The dream in the next few days was an out-and-out nightmare - for Xiao Yiming.

"Who will tell me why I need to learn to swim to be a magician." Xiao Yiming stood in front of the swimming pool with a towel in his arms, struggling not to get into the water.

"If you can burn a fireball under the water, you will have passed my test." The cat-eared girl picked her ears with a thin earpick.

"There is no oxygen at the bottom of the water, so where is the ignition!"

"I don't care what you do? Anyway, this swimming pool is below the water level, and if you make a fire, you can pack up and get out."

Xiao Yiming looked at the blue swimming pool with a bitter face, he was the only one in the empty swimming pool.

Most importantly...he can't swim.

"Hey, teacher, I'm actually a cactus, I'll die if I drink too much water." Xiao Yiming turned his head and said to Mao Er Niang solemnly.

Mao Erniang pulled his arm and fell over his shoulder. Xiao Yiming felt dizzy in the air for half a second, and then fell into the water with a plop.

A large amount of water poured into his nasal cavity, and the fear of suffocation made him struggle hard.

"I can't swim! Help!!! help!!!"

The cat-eared lady poured herself a cup of coffee from the coffee pot she carried with her, and took a sip.

Xiao Yiming struggled in the water for a full 5 minutes, and drank a huge amount of water mixed with bleach. Fortunately, his sense of taste was dull in the dream, so he didn't feel much strangeness.

Five minutes later, he was lying on the water staring at the glare of the sun in a daze. Why hasn't he drowned yet?

The cat-eared lady smiled and said, "Congratulations on learning to swim."

Xiao Yiming lay flat on the water to load the corpse, and when he glanced at the wall of the swimming pool, he was horrified to find that the water volume had decreased by three scales.How much water did he drink?

This method of learning to swim is too cheating!

After learning how to swim, it is time to start learning magic. Xiao Yiming stretched out his wet hands and read aloud: "Fireball!"

A small flame sprang out from his fingertips, then fell slowly, and extinguished after hitting the water surface, this time even the symbolic wisp of green smoke was omitted.

"It's just such a level, it seems that you have to learn how to use water and electricity to ignite the fire." The cat-eared lady laughed.

"Hey, you spoiled it." Xiao Yiming glared at her.

"Ah? I'm sorry, I accidentally slipped my tongue. This method can't be considered as a pass. Let's find another way." Maoer Niang said cruelly.

"..."

Xiao Yiming lay on the water and continued to be in a daze, the sun was a bit dazzling, he wanted to wear sunglasses, but he thought he couldn't cheat, hey, it felt so painful.

Turned over and continued to be in a daze.

10 minute later.

"You're going to drink up all the water in the swimming pool when you're floating down like this! Don't drink it!" The cat-eared lady drank coffee for a while, then looked up and found that the guy lying on his back in the water had already drank the water in the pool It's almost time to bottom out.

Xiao Yiming struggled to turn himself over again, insisting: "Leave me alone, I'm not drunk, I can still drink."

"Second goods, get out!"

The oncoming coffee pot hit Xiao Yiming's head, and he touched the injured head with an expression of indifference.

"Practice fireball quickly, concentrate your mind, meditate when you are tired, and continue practicing when you are done thinking. If you don't do it well, you will be abandoned by the times, you useless wood!"

Xiao Yiming stretched out his hand weakly: "Fireball..."

Not even a single flame came out of the wet fingers this time.

"It must be that the magic power is used up." Xiao Yiming said eloquently.

"Go away, you just cast a fireball technique!"

"I am not only an anemic mage, but also a poor mage." Xiao Yiming said.

"That can't be an algorist at all! It's useless!"

"I'm a piece of shit."

In terms of thickness of skin, creatures like cat-eared girls cannot defeat the dead house that created them.

This unilateral and inhumane mental torture lasted for a whole week. Every night when Xiao Yiming fell asleep, he would lie in the swimming pool and pretend to be dead. It went around like a rainbow, and finally settled on black.

"Waste wood, your companion is about to leave the teacher, and you are still drinking the pool water." The cat-eared lady sighed and said helplessly.

"Oh, how did he practice?" Xiao Yiming asked lazily.

"Go for a run on the mountain at five o'clock every morning, chasing after the fifteen hunting dogs that A Lang raises, while you lie in the swimming pool to drink water; You are still drinking water in the swimming pool; in the afternoon, he and A Lang are practicing in actual combat, and they are bruised and half dead every day, and you are still drinking water in the swimming pool!"

Xiao Yiming yawned, turned over and continued to drink water.

"Forget that I'm afraid of you, sir, hurry up and teach me! I'm almost bored to death seeing you drinking water here every day!" The cat-eared lady finally couldn't bear it anymore and went crazy.

Xiao Yiming raised his hand to beg for mercy: "Okay, okay, I understand."

The water in the swimming pool was already very shallow. He stood up, put his left hand on the surface of the water and thought for a while, but couldn't help asking: "What is the most basic magic of the atmospheric system?"

"Wind blade." Said the cat-eared lady.

"I want to be able to blow bubbles."

"..." The cat-eared lady looked at him more and more strangely, "That's the bubble technique."

"Bubble technique—!"

A palm-sized air bubble emerged from the bottom of the water, trying to float upwards, Xiao Yiming stuffed his right hand into the air bubble, and a pinch of small flames gasped smoothly in the air bubble, although it turned on in less than two seconds before extinguishing.

"Sister, can I become a teacher?" Xiao Yiming raised his head and asked.

The face of the cat-eared girl was like the bottom of a pot.

"Or do you still want to watch me drink water for a week?"

"Fuck off!"

Xiao Yiming resolutely got out, and when he got out of the gate, he suddenly realized that he hadn't learned the legendary stunt yet, so he immediately turned to look for Maoer Niang: "Hey, where's the stunt? The legendary nirvana, the forbidden spell, you haven't taught me yet. Well, the water I drank here for a week is not to learn the technique of blowing bubbles, this thing can only deceive the little sister in the kindergarten, I don't want to be regarded as a pedophile."

The cat-eared lady looked at him sleepily, and took out two cat-style gloves from her bag—plush gloves with pink pads that were as big as three palms of a normal person.

"Kawaii~" The wretched soul of the dead house has been healed, and the cat-ear girl and the plush padded gloves are really invincible. "Wearing gloves and cat ears is the best match."

The cat-eared lady asked weakly: "Do you know why I wear it?"

Xiao Yiming shook his head.

"Because my hands are too small, I'm not strong enough to slap people."

As soon as the words fell, the cat-eared girl jumped up from the ground and knocked Xiao Yiming to the ground with a fist. She slapped him hard on the face with her huge cat paws, and then there were endless slaps and slaps. .

Xiao Yiming looked at the bright sun above his head and the ferocious face of the cat-eared lady, and thought carefully about what he had done wrong.

It seems... He didn't do anything except drink water every day!

This slap is really unfair.