dream master

"Teacher, please teach me how to be a great magician."

"Keep your virginity, don't lose your virginity."

Xiao Yiming rolled his eyes: "Hey, be serious."

The cat-eared lady poured herself a cup of coffee: "I'm serious."

"But why am I still so weak now? I can't even release magic." Xiao Yiming shook his fingers, and a few wisps of green smoke came out, without even a flame.

"Because you lack awareness."

"Ah? What enlightenment?"

The cat-eared lady looked at him sympathetically, patted his shoulder hard, and said earnestly: "You are already 25, the age of a magician."

"..."

"Do you have a girlfriend?"

"No."

"Have you ever had a girlfriend?"

"……No."

"Have you ever held a girl's little hand? Have you ever touched a girl's little face?"

"...Can my seven-year-old half-breed sister make up the count? I even kissed her little face."

The cat-eared lady understood: "No wonder I don't have any awareness at all. I'm already 25, and I haven't even touched a girl's little hand. If I'm too embarrassed to admit my age."

The good-for-nothing who had been beaten to pieces silently threw himself into the pool, laying down in the pool and continuing to drink water.

"Get out and learn magic!!!"

Xiao Yiming immediately swam to the shore and climbed up with the dog-planing swimming method of self-taught, squatting obsequiously in front of the cat-eared lady and clasping his hands together: "I beg for a tutorial for fools."

The cat-eared girl glared at him with a grinning face, and tapped his head with her big cat paw: "25-year-old virgin boy, congratulations on your acquisition of water-type magic—inclusive of all rivers."

"...Is it because I drank a lot of swimming pool water?" Xiao Yiming asked with an embarrassing face.

"That's it."

"But what's the use of it?"

"In the future, if someone burns you with a fireball, you will spit and drown him."

"..."

Xiao Yiming stared at Mao Er Niang, Mao Er Niang took a sip of coffee and said lightly: "Are there any dissatisfaction?"

Xiao Yiming pointed out a middle finger: "The sea is open to all rivers——!"

The mouth was filled with water all of a sudden, as if the salivary glands burst out, and the water overflowing from nowhere rushed out of the mouth like a high-pressure water pipe. Unfortunately, Xiao Yiming paid a heavy price and lost two The cost of rowing teeth.

The water column mixed with teeth hit Maoerniang's face directly, and she didn't even have time to scream, she was rushed to the barbed wire fence, and with a bang, a big hole was broken in the barbed wire fence.

"Sure enough, it's a unique move. It's more powerful than a fireball! But it always reminds me of what the word mouth cannon is about..." Xiao Yiming cried happily, covering his mouth with missing teeth.

"Xiao, Yi, Ming——!!!"

The furious cry of Maoer Niang was heard in the distance, Xiao Yiming resolutely crawled back to the swimming pool and pretended to be dead.

The cat-eared girl stood by the pool and jumped up and down: "Come up for me!"

"I'm a melon when I come up, and cats really can't swim." Xiao Yiming said proudly.

The toothless mouth kept bleeding, although he hypnotized himself that the taste of ketchup would not be difficult to swallow, but it was still a little scary.Hey, what can I do if my teeth are gone, if Fan Yue sees it, he will probably die of laughter.

How about putting a bird's beak on the mouth?It can also be used as a firing turret, with one mouth to kill whoever it is, a humanoid weapon.

Hey... what about the teeth?Even a pair of porcelain inlays can't withstand the impact of water flow.

Xiao Yiming lay in the pool in distress, letting the cat-eared lady jump on the bank.

It's a pity that after 10 minutes, he finally couldn't calm down, because out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of a person walking in through the hole between the barbed wire fences around the swimming pool, the one that the cat-ear girl knocked out before.

Hey, who is this guy? It’s a savage. It must be a savage. This is a 20-year-old style of dressing that is back to nature. , This, this... Fan Yue, what unspeakable thing happened to you!

"Xiao Yiming..."

"Fan Yue..."

The two were speechless.

"I thought you couldn't take it anymore and bit your tongue in the swimming pool to kill yourself." Fan Yue looked at Xiao Yiming whose face was covered with blood and said with a strange expression.

"It's just a bit of blood oozing from between the teeth. Even a strong man can't avoid the trouble of burning gums. It's as difficult to deal with as hemorrhoids." Xiao Yiming shrugged and said.

"...Can the bleeding of the gums be so severe that the face is covered with blood?" Fan Yue obviously didn't believe his fooling around.

"Hemorrhoids can bleed into rivers, and the degree of fear is no less than that of maternal blood loss. Men are usually not able to adapt to this kind of blood loss. After all, we don't have to be forced to bleed once a month. Therefore, it is usually the girls who don't change their face in the face of blood. Ah. Speaking of which, where have you been? How did you get into this kind of virtue? Did you time travel?"

Fan Yue looked at him more and more unkindly, and finally said with a sneer, "Thanks to you."

"Don't, don't, I'm not a god. I never give favors to human beings. I'm only responsible for spreading YY waste."

Fan Yue ignored him, and turned to ask Maoerniang: "Has he graduated from the teacher?"

"Ah, I'm out of school."

"Can I punch him?"

"No problem!" the cat-eared lady said happily.

Fan Yue jumped into the swimming pool neatly, Xiao Yiming was startled: "Damn, you can swim?"

Fan Yue answered his question with a fast and standard freestyle.

"Hey, hey, I don't want to go ashore! There is a vicious boss waiting for me on the shore, let me return to the sea, I am a mermaid, I will die without water!!"

Xiao Yiming, who had already started talking nonsense, was thrown ashore by Fan Yue, and he was still wondering when this guy's arm strength became so strong.

The cat-eared lady put the cat's claw gloves on her palms leisurely, Xiao Yiming subconsciously felt that his cheeks were about to suffer again, and suddenly felt bitter.

"Are you coming or am I?" Fan Yue asked her.

"Let's get together." The cat-eared girl was eager to try.

"Help!!!!"

After a fat beating, Xiao Yiming touched his bruised face and sighed quietly, Fan Yue sat beside him basking in the sun, the cat-eared lady drank coffee and looked at the blue swimming pool, the surroundings were silent for a while.

"Fan Yue, do I look bad now?" Xiao Yiming asked with a leak in his mouth.

"Like a pig's head on a cutting board."

"..."

Xiao Yiming sighed even more melancholy.The cat-eared lady drank her own coffee and finally couldn't help it anymore: "What are you doing lying here pretending to be dead? Hurry up and get your teeth filled, and then you can get out of here. Don't let me see you again."

Xiao Yiming stretched out his hand to Fan Yue, Fan Yue hesitated for a few seconds between pulling or not, and finally pulled him up from the ground out of a little companionship.Unexpectedly, this kid stood up and grinned at him——showing a row of gums, and said cheerfully: "The sea is inclusive of all rivers~"

Before Fan Yue could react, he had already been rushed into the swimming pool by a rushing jet of water, and the instigator was grinning at him with his toothless mouth, turned around, patted his butt, and ran away.

Fan Yue, who was lying in the water, was stunned for a while, to make sure that he had read correctly just now—Xiao Yiming sprayed a jet of water from his mouth, and rushed him into the swimming pool.

This guy...has been complaining for a week, drinking the pool water.Now finally mutated from drinking too much bleach-laced water?

A toothless pig's head that sprays water?Sure enough, it is non-human.