dream master

Beast ear controls are everywhere, and cat ears are the most common.

Legend has it that cat-eared girls are a cute thing that fascinates the majority of otaku. GAL games often feature cute lolita or royal sisters wearing cat ears. As long as they are good-looking girls, wearing a pair of cat ears is absolutely perfect. Doubles popularity - except Catherine in Silver Fuck.

Of course, Xiao Yiming's selfishness is more biased towards rabbit ears, showing off as a wife.As long as the bunny-eared loli is rubbing her pink lace apron, blushing nervously, and pointing to the table full of delicious food, he will feel that his life is complete.

"My intuition tells me that it's best not to know what you're thinking right now." Fan Yue came out of the kitchen with a bowl of winter melon pork rib soup, wearing a miserable green apron on his body.

Xiao Yiming sighed faintly: "The miserable green boy, you don't need to know about Otaku's dream."

If Fan Yue really knew what he was thinking, he might save a pair of chopsticks for this meal.

Although the other party is not a beautiful girl with rabbit ears, he obviously doesn't need to worry about the wife - most of the time.Relying on his intuition of being a dead house for many years, he inexplicably feels that his cohabitant has a hidden attribute that has not been revealed before - ghost animal.

Ah ha ha ha, it must be an illusion, an illusion.

The delicious lunch of four dishes and one soup moved Xiao Yiming to work hard to cook the rice. Today is a rest day, Fan Yue got up early and dragged Xiao Yiming to buy vegetables. Under the threat of lunch, he gave in, and finally reluctantly muttered something like "it's strange for two men to go to the vegetable market" and followed to the vegetable market.

The farm dungeon has a natural lethality to dead houses. Firstly, its labyrinth shape defeats Xiao Yiming, who stays at home. Then, its natural ecstasy smell, mixed with rotten vegetable leaves and fishy smell. Together, a kind of "poisonous gas" was formed, which continuously reduced Xiao Yiming's life value, and in the end there was a turbulent flow of people...

"This dungeon is too difficult to scan, I feel like I'm going back to the city for free. Fan Yue... Hey, where is he?!" Xiao Yiming held his mobile phone in both hands in the crowd while swiping the webpage while using the following skill to follow Fan Yue , Accidentally, the skill failed, and he fell behind.

A text message came from Fan Yue: [I'm in the vegetable section, and there's a cucumber seller next to me. Cucumbers are quite juicy and cheap, do you want to buy them? ] Xiao Yiming, who felt that this text message had too many pitfalls that he couldn't do anything about it, pouted helplessly, and looked for the uncle who bought cucumbers through the crowd.

Fan Yue activated the "Battle" skill, and Xiao Yiming was watching with his mobile phone, with more and more plastic bags on his arms, which became heavier and heavier.

"Hey, my load is too heavy and I can't recover my blood." Xiao Yiming said to Fan Yue.

"Hold on, there's meat for lunch."

"...Okay, I'll take some red medicine." Xiao Yiming took out a handful of candies from his pocket as he said, "You have one too? Although it's Xiaohong, it can bring back some blood anyway."

After getting along with Xiao Yiming for a while, Fan Yue, who has adapted to his language style, glanced at the white rabbit toffee in his hand: "I'm really curious if you have tooth decay."

Xiao Yiming grinned and showed his white teeth: "The teeth of a dead house are as tough as the stomach."

Under Xiao Yiming's diligent promotion, Fan Yue still peeled off the candy wrapper and ate one, the long-lost taste filled his mouth, and he felt nostalgic.

"Let's go, let's go to buy ribs. I've been eating instant noodles with ribs for a long time, but I haven't eaten real ingredients. I need to replenish them urgently." Xiao Yiming dragged Fan Yue away, and Fan Yue didn't struggle.

The crowded flow of people, the noisy environment, and the person holding him at this moment...

——"Oops, I have to finish the dungeon quickly, I have eaten up all the candies!"

...is so unreliable.

"Hey, Fan Yue, why are you in a daze?" Xiao Yiming couldn't help asking when he saw Fan Yue staring at him in a daze with his chin propped up after eating half full.

"It's nothing, I remembered the grocery shopping in the morning."

Xiao Yiming didn't think there was anything to miss about that bad dungeon at all. If it wasn't for the reward for clearing the dungeon——ingredients, he wouldn't have gone down it.He most often downloads the supermarket dungeon, which is small in size and close in distance, with fewer people and more food, and most of them are ready-to-eat.

Xiao Yiming stuffed a piece of cucumber with vinegar into his mouth, the sour taste hurt his palate: "Next time, make cucumber mixed with sugar, this is more delicious."

"Let's talk about it later." Fan Yue, who didn't like cucumbers mixed with sugar, said perfunctorily.

The tastes of the two still can't be matched. Fan Yue doesn't like spicy food, and doesn't like too sweet things very much, and Xiao Yiming is also a person with heavy tastes in food.

In the afternoon, the two of them were alone in front of the computer and typing on the keyboard. Xiao Yiming was trying to find a way to finish the last novel, so he was quite entangled with it.The Presbyterian Church was almost wiped out, and the protagonist of SEED, who was stimulated by the girl, decisively killed the old enemy in seconds. The soft girl automatically locked the life value with only one drop of blood left.

Xiao Yiming thought about the survival of the soft girl for ten seconds. The girl is a treasured item. In order to make it easier for the wretched readers to pay for it, he decisively recalled the stewed bento.Even the old wife and sister who died in order to wake up the protagonist in an inhuman state and were put into the crystal coffin somehow managed to be resurrected, even the severed head was glued back, it really is love that creates miracles .In the end, the protagonist who was sitting in the harem was so awesome that he was lifted to the throne of the king. After working for three years, he passed the throne to his capable subordinates and traveled all over the world with the harem.

Xiao Yiming laughed at himself, if this can be considered love, it is so cheap that it is even worse than expired milk.

Forget it, since everyone likes to hear and see it, and can exchange money, be stupid, anyway, if you cheat to subscribe, you will count one by one.

Fan Yue's cell phone rang, and before he answered the phone, there was a roar: "Fan Yue! Are you still alive?!"

Xiao Yiming, who was a few meters away, could hear the pure man's aura.

"Lin Jingqiu?"

"Nonsense, who else can it be if it's not me? You're good, you don't tell me about such a big incident, don't treat me as a friend! You're not authentic."

"You have been abroad. Aren't you very busy recently, so I didn't mention it to you."

"Damn, I'm going back to China. You really lived in outer space. If Liu Fei hadn't told me your number, would you still plan to change your phone without saying a word and start over by yourself?"

Xiao Yiming had no intention of prying into his roommate's private affairs, but silently complained in his heart that this man with a loud voice had such a literary and artistic name, so he put on his earphones and went to play games.

When Fan Yue walked to the balcony, Lin Jingqiu's nagging was never heard.Even though he knew that he was talkative since he was a child, he looked like a decadent uncle in front of outsiders, but he couldn't keep his mouth shut when he was with acquaintances.

Liu Fei had laughed at him a long time ago, how could a man talk so much.However, someone is not ashamed to chatter.He is tall and big, but he still has the heart of the Virgin.

"Anyway, wait for me, kid. I'll be back next week. Remember to treat me to dinner then."

"Hey, hey, I'm poor and white now, how can I invite you?"

"I heard that you have learned to cook by yourself. Anyway, we have known each other for so many years. How can I not cheer you up? Hahaha, your daughter-in-law will be blessed in the future."

"Lin Jingqiu..."

"I know, I know, if you can't find a daughter-in-law, you can find a male wife, as long as you don't find me..."

"Lin Jingqiu!"

"Hahaha, I'm not kidding anymore, I have something to say when I come back, hang up."

Fan Yue stood on the balcony looking at his phone, feeling mixed feelings for a moment.He, Liu Fei and Lin Jingqiu grew up together. Liu Fei's family was abroad, and he was raised by his grandmother when he was a child. When he was in college, he went abroad to join his parents.Lin Jingqiu went abroad after finishing college, and went to fool around with foreign girls with Liu Fei.

The sky in the afternoon is as clear as blue, but it seems to be covered with a layer of veil.

Xiao Yiming poked his head out from behind the balcony door, holding a cup with a picture of a cute girl in his hand: "Would you like a cup of chrysanthemum tea that clears away the heat?"

"……no thank you."

Xiao Yiming, who had been sitting in front of the computer for a long time, rubbed his dry eyes and continued to recommend: "Protect your eyes."

Fan Yue glared at him coldly, Xiao Yiming flinched immediately, pretending not to care, took a sip of chrysanthemum tea: "It tastes good." Then he turned and went back to the room.