dream master

The advantage of being in a dream is that you are not afraid of pain.Xiao Yiming lay on the soft grass basking in the sun, the sun gradually dried the coffee on his hair, making his whole body smell of inferior instant coffee.

"I'm a big coffee bean, exuding a strong coffee aroma." Xiao Yiming said to himself.

When Fan Yue came to look for him, he only saw a huge coffee bean lying on the grass, and the coffee bean said enthusiastically, "Let's bask in the sun together, Mr. Pepper."

Fan Yue found in despair that he had turned into a huge pepper.

This bastard!

In this wonderful afternoon, Mr. Coffee Bean and Mr. Pepper were basking in the sun intimately. It was originally a romantic and poignant thing, because as the temperature rose, Mr. Pepper felt that his nose was being devastated by the spicy taste, especially He was originally a chili who hated spicy food - that sounds weird doesn't it?But Mr. Chili really doesn't like chili, which puts him in a bad mood, especially as Mr. Coffee Bean keeps mumbling: Oh, Harney, your perfume smells so charming.

The cat-eared lady made a pot of hot tea, poured boiling water on Mr. Coffee Bean and Mr. Pepper, and then shouted fiercely: "Stop your absurd imagination, what a sun, you must be idling on the grass Life?!"

Mr. Coffee Bean joked in a playboy tone: "A cute girl with cat ears that can save otaku, I am willing to waste my life with you on a kingsize bed, come on!"

The cat-eared lady stomped on the coffee beans and poured hot water on him with a smirk: "Coffee beans are meant to be soaked, and boiling water tastes better."

Peppers indicate a lot of stress on the side.

"Teacher, I have a question." The coffee bean with a recessed piece in the center raised his hand and asked.

"Say."

"How much do you weigh?" Coffee Bean stretched out his thin arms and rubbed his sagging stomach, asking in pain.

"I won't tell you~" the cat-eared lady said with a smile, her face was gentle, but her feet...

"Wow, wow, it hurts like hell, take it easy! This is Foshan Wuying Leg, it must be Foshan Wuying Leg! The ultimate version!"

"It doesn't hurt at all." Fan Yue reminded.

"Ah, I forgot..." Coffee Bean no longer struggled, lying on the ground and continuing to bask in the sun, "But it's more interesting to call out, it's my duty to please cute girls."

"She seems angrier."

"Yeah, I stepped on it even harder. I'm about to turn into coffee powder. Can coffee beans vomit blood? Can it? If I can, I'll vomit as I see fit."

In the end, the cat-eared lady took the two men back to the human form and rushed back to the library aggressively, took out her mobile phone, dialed a number and howled, "Come to the library quickly, there is a boy who wants to be trained by me!"

"...How can there be a mobile phone here?" Fan Yue began to squint at Xiao Yiming with distrustful eyes. Xiao Yiming sat on the table with his legs crossed, still spreading his hands irresponsibly.

"Which one of us do you think needs to be trained?" Xiao Yiming asked back.

The cat-eared lady picked up his ear and roared, "Who else is there but you?!"

"...The weather is so nice, I'll go to bask in the sun for a while." Xiao Yiming resolutely gave up his ripped off ears and tried to return to the lawn as happy coffee beans.

The cat-eared lady got angry, and picked up his other ear, and the other ear was decisively separated from the body, and then the arm and thigh.

"See how you're still running?" Mao Erniang grinned grinningly and looked at Xiao Yiming, who was left with only his body and head on the ground.

"Huh, I've heard of this. Please decisively cut off my head too." Xiao Yiming said without any pressure.

Fan Yue rubbed his forehead to resist the twitching feeling in his temples and said, "You are enough."

When the good friend of the cat-ear girl came to the library, the human pigs on the ground had returned to their normal human appearance.

but……

"What's the matter with your ears?" Fan Yue looked at the cat ears on Xiao Yiming's head and asked.

"Brother, you look at me like you're looking at a pervert. Believe me, this is a disguise to get close to the cat-eared lady. Facing the familiar cat ears, she probably won't be able to unscrew my ears ruthlessly. It's gone." Xiao Yiming said.

"..." Fan Yue felt a sense of despair about his logic.

The cat-eared lady was discussing with a werewolf, and the two laughed more sinisterly, and the glances they glanced over from time to time made people's hearts tremble.

"I always think it's better for us to slip away now." Xiao Yiming said weakly.

"Seconded."

The two tried to escape from the library on tiptoe, but were stopped by a smiling voice: "Who allowed you to sneak away?"

The two immediately turned around at attention, stared at Maoerniang stiffly, and saw that she patted the tall werewolf next to her: "Ah Lang, just take one and train him, we must teach him to be a great knight. "

Mr. Werewolf's hairy face was still covered with uncleaned blood, as if he had just come off the dining table: "Okay, I'll teach him well." After speaking, he strode towards the two of them and dragged Fan Yue away.

Xiao Yiming laughed wildly, took out a small handkerchief out of nowhere and waved at him: "Hahahaha, good brother who has been selected, come on, don't be treated as an after-dinner snack by a werewolf!"

The cat-ear girl's coffee pot flew across the sky and hit Xiao Yiming's head: "Idiot, that's because you are so stupid that even knights with muscles and no brains look down on you!"

Xiao Yiming opened his mouth wide and looked at Fan Yue and the werewolf who were going away, and said sympathetically, "It's a terrible thing to be spotted by a knight with muscles and no brains! If you are pushed forcibly, you will definitely prolapse your anus."

The cat-eared girl violently lifted the table and covered his head: "How much yellow waste is filled in your empty mind!"

Xiao Yiming tried hard to lift the table around his neck, but found that he was set as a powerless magician, and immediately felt embarrassed.

"Can you help me get the table down? This collar is too fashionable, it's difficult to go out." Xiao Yiming said, holding the large wooden table around his neck with both hands.

"Hmph, you just carry it and learn magic with me, useless!"

Sure enough, creatures with cat ears are tsundere.

The NPCs in the library turned a deaf ear to the noise of the two, and continued to read the book very calmly. Even the old man who cleaned the toilet was so calm, walking past them with a mop and a bucket, still wearing a cool magic suit Xiao Yiming thought it was a good thing it was a dream world, otherwise a disguised magician wearing a magic robe would have been arrested by the Mage Association and imprisoned.

A young man walked in from the door, looking around the library with bright eyes, from the cat-eared lady to Xiao Yiming, and finally stopped at the old man.

I saw him exclaim in surprise, and flew to the old man's feet, knelt down and hugged his thigh: "Teacher, please accept me as an apprentice, and pass on your unique skills to me!"

The old man was as good as ever: "This is not something that can be learned casually."

Mao Erniang found another coffee pot from somewhere to pour coffee for herself: "It seems that there are quite a lot of bastards like you here."

"Please call it a man's humor. A coffee girl who only uses cat ears to show cuteness won't understand." Xiao Yiming corrected solemnly, watching the boy grab the mop and bucket and happily go to clean the toilet, gloating.

The cat-eared girl sneered and twisted the cat ears on top of his head: "Don't forget you have them too."

Xiao Yiming sighed helplessly: "Sure enough, cat ears are the most annoying thing."