dream master

The drunken two took a taxi back home. At the door, they argued like kindergarten children over who would pick up the keys. Finally, they made a fist-punch decision. Unfortunately, Xiao Yiming lost, and fumbled for the key depressedly.

"I didn't bring it." Xiao Yiming took out his two pockets and took out a handful of candies and some snacks like hawthorn, but the key was nowhere to be seen.

"It must be in your pocket!" Xiao Yiming muttered, and pressed Fan Yue who was in a daze against the wall, and fumbled around in his trouser pocket.

Fan Yue was stunned, and immediately broke away from the bewildered state of drunkenness, and pushed Xiao Yiming away: "What are you doing?!"

Xiao Yiming sat down on the ground caught off guard, scratched his hair and said blankly, "...find the key."

The slight drunkenness made Fan Yue not sober, looking at Xiao Yiming who was sitting on the ground staring blankly at him, he still stretched out his hand: "The ground is dirty, get up."

"Oh."

The two stared at each other for a long time, Fan Yue reluctantly took out the key and opened the door, the room was pitch black, only the light of the street lights through the open window.

"Wash up and go to sleep." Fan Yue muttered, walked into the bathroom staggeringly, rubbed his face with cold water, and then regained consciousness a little, then looked at Xiao Yiming, this guy was already lying on the bed and sleeping soundly.

"Hey, get up, at least take off your clothes before going back to sleep." Fan Yue shook Xiao Yiming who had already fallen asleep, but unfortunately this guy completely ignored his good intentions and turned over impatiently and continued to sleep.

This is not the first time this kind of thing has happened. Just a few days ago, this guy also died drunk on his bed, and then pulled him into a weird dream.

Forget it, good people do it to the end.

Fan Yue resolutely began to unbutton Xiao Yiming's clothes. Xiao Yiming probably felt a little itchy on his body, so he slapped his hand away weakly... this guy.

Undressing a man of the same sex is not a very unusual thing, but the trouble is that Fan Yue is gay, although he has no evil intentions towards Xiao Yiming—to use Xiao Yiming's words, this guy is not the same as him at all Dimensional creatures—but after all, they live together, so it's only a matter of time before their sexuality is exposed.

Although Xiao Yiming often looked at the computer and suddenly slapped the table and shouted, "Fuck, you're gay." Such roars, but after insinuating questions, Fan Yue found that he didn't mind this very much. According to him, people who even look at humans and beasts very calmly, this kind of stir-up is at least an internal solution for CP between the same species. The matter of the problem cannot break through the lower limit of his cognition at all.

"Zhu Fan..."

Xiao Yiming suddenly murmured, his voice very soft.Fan Yue was taken aback, was it a dream?

Xiao Yiming, who was in a light sleep, suddenly frowned, and shouted angrily, "I won't burn paper for you when you're dead, come back to life, bastard!"

Fan Yue suddenly remembered that Xiao Yiming had mentioned that he had a good friend who passed away three years ago.

This guy... he can clearly control his dreams, but he can still talk in his sleep.

Bringing a towel to wipe his face, Fan Yue also took off his clothes and fell asleep.

The undrawn curtains let the dim light of the street lamp unscrupulously enter the bedroom, and the sound of Xiao Yiming's shallow breathing was right next to his ears.The alcohol made Fan Yue's head groggy, and the feeling of sleepiness swept over him. At the last moment before he fell asleep, he vaguely heard Xiao Yiming's voice: "Bastard, come back to life..."

To remember so deeply, it must be... a very important person.

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Xiao Yiming had been doing nothing in his dream for a long time, there was no one in the empty library, everything was stuck at the moment before he woke up last night.

Even Fan Yue's cup of coffee was still steaming.

Why isn't this guy asleep?Xiao Yiming looked boredly at the ivy outside the window, and the mottled wall revealed an old atmosphere.

Fan Yue hasn't come yet, and he doesn't want to start the dream. It's a story of two people taking risks together, so he can't direct and act in a one-man show by himself.

The coffee was almost cold, and Fan Yue hadn't appeared yet.

Xiao Yiming, who had nothing to do, took a book from the bookshelf. On the cover was a group of beautiful lolitas playing in the water in swimsuits. Xiao Yiming's eyes lit up immediately, and he quickly flipped down with interest, one by one They were all pictures he had seen and stored in a certain corner of his brain, but they were clearly projected in his dream.

The book was suddenly taken away, and a familiar voice sounded: "I'm really reading this."

Xiao Yiming turned his head and glanced at him: "You don't understand the beauty of loli."

Fan Yue ignored him: "Where are the others?"

Xiao Yiming teased him with a whining voice: "Don't be afraid, it's just the two of us here, you won't be found out if you do anything."

"...I'm afraid because there is no one else, just kidding." Fan Yue put the book back on the shelf, and when he turned around, the library had returned to its previous state.

The girl with cat ears holding a coffee pot and pouring coffee for herself smiled coolly at them: "Want to learn magic from me? I think you have great potential."

"Okay, okay." Xiao Yiming nodded his head.

The cat-eared girl's fingers shifted from Xiao Yiming to Fan Yue: "I say him."

"I'm the magician! He's a knight, look clearly, he's a knight!" Xiao Yiming pushed Fan Yue away and stood in front of him, staring at the girl with cat ears.

The girl jumped off the table with a smile, walked up to him with a coffee pot, and asked with a smile, "Are you sure?"

"determine."

The cat-eared girl's coffee pot was slowly lifted to the top of Xiao Yiming's head, and then poured down.

The brown coffee flowed past Xiao Yiming's eyes, and the cat-eared girl said with a smile, "But I'm not sure~"

Xiao Yiming, who was pushed up by the double leather bra, spit out the coffee that had seeped into his mouth in one gulp, and rolled his eyes helplessly. This girl is too tough, and she is too stressful to prostitute, so she gave up.

"According to your setting, I am a knight." Fan Yue suddenly remembered something and asked Xiao Yiming.

"No one remembers that stuff at all. Readers never look at the setting. Now you know the pain of the author. No one pays attention to the setting that is hard to think about. After reading a large section of background introduction, skip it, and wait until you don't understand it. The author didn't explain clearly." Xiao Yiming sighed, picked up the apron of the cat-eared girl and wiped his face, and there were coffee stains on the white apron.

The cat-eared lady smiled sweeter: "Have you thought about how to die?"

"Let it be and live until you lie down and die!" Xiao Yiming replied immediately.

"No, I don't agree~" Maoer Niang took Xiao Yiming's arm and swung it in the air three times and threw it vigorously. Xiao Yiming flew towards the window like an overweight discus, The glass windows shattered under the huge impact. Fan Yue witnessed the fantasy plot of human beings turning into a shining star in the sky. It really was a dream.

The cat-eared lady clapped her hands easily, picked up the coffee pot and asked kindly, "Would you like a cup of coffee?"

"No, thank you." If he remembers correctly, all the coffee in this pot has been contributed to Xiao Yiming's hair.