dream master

The morning light dispelled the dream, Fan Yue was the first to escape from the dream, and Xiao Yiming also woke up later.The two woke up facing each other in the clear sunshine of the morning.

"Good morning." Xiao Yiming greeted generously, then got up with a yawn.

"En." Fan Yue responded as a greeting.

"You first and me first?" Xiao Yiming turned around and asked.

"You go first, I'll make breakfast." Fan Yueduo took a look at Xiao Yiming's ridiculous bear pajamas, he couldn't compliment someone's taste.

Xiao Yiming nodded, went to the bathroom to brush his teeth and wash his face.The young man in the mirror looked better than ever, and the dark circles under his eyes disappeared. Sure enough, his body improved immediately after he slept and ate normally.

Health and vitality come from a wife. It is so wonderful to have a co-tenant who has the hidden attributes of a wife.

After washing up, Xiao Yiming was making faces in front of the mirror, and happened to be seen by Fan Yue who came in.

"..." Fan Yue just glanced at him, but didn't say anything.Pick up the suspiciously colored toothpaste and squeeze it on the toothbrush.

"Is this peach-flavored toothpaste really so attractive?" Xiao Yiming asked curiously.

"It's just a personal preference. I would like to ask, is a pillow with a beautiful girl printed on it really so attractive?" Fan Yue asked inarticulately while brushing his teeth.

"Lolita has three good things, voiceless and soft body is easy to overthrow, you won't understand." Xiao Yiming shook his head and was intoxicated with himself.

"I've never seen you practice it." It's been a while since I moved here, and I've never seen this guy take a woman home, stay behind closed doors all day, unless he's extremely hungry, and all daily necessities are for one person, except for various pillows There are no other pleasures in life other than hand-made game consoles, comic books, and computers.

What an odd man.

The dead house with no practical experience held his chest in pain: "Oh no, you stabbed me in the wound. Bastard, Erwu and Hina are magicians, and I have successfully changed jobs! Do I want to face the big ones?" Is the sage going all the way with the fifth girl as his goal? It's too cruel, too cruel!"

Fan Yue, who had no idea what he was talking about, hurriedly brushed his teeth and washed his face, turning a deaf ear to someone who had a morning convulsion.

At the end, I couldn't help but ask: "I've heard of hypoglycemia in the morning before, but your symptom is obviously morning convulsions."

Xiao Yiming clicked his tongue, stretched out a finger and shook it: "Wrong, wrong, this is my morning erection, referred to as morning erection."

"..." Being serious with a second-hand guy is simply worse than a second-hander.

Breakfast is pickled rice. Although it is a little simple, it is good to add various sauces as side dishes. Xiao Yiming has a lot of beef sauce, tofu in sauce, dried pickled radish and other things, because his staple food used to be soaked rice. noodle.

"The spicy beef sauce is really delicious and appetizing." Xiao Yiming tirelessly promoted the beef sauce.

"I don't eat spicy food." Fan Yue refused again.

"It's a pity in life, you should get used to it, but last time you were so hot that you drank water, it seems hopeless." Xiao Yiming proudly ate the porridge with the hot sauce.

Not knowing what to be proud of, Fan Yue looked at someone blankly, then continued to eat.

After Fan Yue went to work, the room became quiet again. Xiao Yiming sat at the dining table with his feet crossed and played the PSP version of EVER17 ("Reincarnation of Time and Space"). , At first I thought it was a love-making game, but I found out that it was a traditional GALGAME (beautiful girl game). Halfway through the game, I went to the playground to pick up girls. The entire underwater playground was blocked by water. It's too spoof, play to the end, cheating, where did this kind of submarine biochemical virus laboratory come from?This beautiful girl turned out to be the protagonist's mother?That's how heartbreak happens.

After clearing the level for the first time, all but one girl escaped safely due to the virus leak. Not reconciled, Xiao Yiming angrily replayed the second week, with the goal of clearing all endings and CGs.

I still have Pretty Girl DreamWorks 4 and Eros Restaurant 2 on hand. I haven't tried them yet, so let's play them one by one.

Soak the leftover cold rice in hot water for lunch. In the afternoon, I thought that the new cooked meat I was chasing should come out, so I ran to watch it immediately. I couldn’t eat the raw meat without subtitles, so I had to wait for the subtitles. The team can only enjoy the subtitles after hard work.After reading it, I began to seriously think about how to get rid of the last pit, and finally was beaten by the responsible editor to code the words.

The current plot has progressed to the critical moment of the confrontation with the local small group. The evil handsome guy who is loyal to the Presbyterian Church and the righteous protagonist harem group are colliding. The protagonist ran away in order to heal the dying girl. Once, he was ridiculed by the enemy boss.

As it was written, Xiao Yiming felt a little uncomfortable, why did the boss sound so jealous?

It must be that she has been overly influenced by the sister editor recently. The house rot is originally a family, and occasionally selling rot is good for attracting soft girls.Besides, the thing about adultery is that the adulterer sees adultery, and adultery is everywhere in the heart, but there is no hindrance to writing.

After comforting himself for a while, Xiao Yiming, who has no lower limit, continued to run all the way towards Jifu Harem Gongwen.

Well, three PK games in a row, a little water can make up at least [-] to [-] words.He loves to write about PK, and it’s very simple to sum up. If it’s a jump type, it’s the enemy’s attack——the protagonist breaks out in PK—is beaten to the ground——burns the small universe—turns defeat into victory—the enemy stands up again——the protagonist Being beaten to the ground again - burning the small universe again - turning defeat into victory... Repeatedly, until the small universe was burned out, and the embarrassment narrowly won.

If it is the pretend X version that the public likes to see, this is the simplest, and it can be summed up as: pretend to pretend, the enemy is dead.The protagonist sighed deeply, the little ants are too weak, and then continued to calmly pretend to be X, the enemy was invincible wherever he passed, and the girl stuck against the wind.As long as you get close to the protagonist, the IQ of all the supporting characters and girls will continue to drop due to the protagonist's aura of brain damage, and finally drop to the point where the IQ is the same as the author's. How cool is that.

If it is the routine of Sanya YY novels, it is: the enemy appears ([-] words are omitted below)—the enemy is very strong ([-] words are omitted below)—the protagonist is stronger ([-] words of X are omitted)—— The enemy was not killed? ! (The protagonist is surprised + the description of the enemy’s tragedy omits [-] words) ——The enemy’s life-saving skill (N-word skill description) harms the girls in the harem, and the protagonist explodes when the harem dies, and the small universe burns again. Hack the enemy to upgrade and search for loot (loot [-] words are omitted in the introduction), holding the seriously injured girl affectionately, this will be regarded as the author's father and stepfather, the kind girl will not die if she hangs her breath, and the dishonest handout will make people cry.

But looking at most routines, the vitality of the delicate and weak soft girl is much stronger than that of the cactus. She always hangs her breath and never dies. It can be seen that the blood bar is very long.

"I always feel that something new is missing." Xiao Yiming sat in front of the computer and muttered to the document.But it is enough to deceive the readers, everyone entertains and teases each other, one reaps spiritual food and the other reaps material food, and everyone is happy.

With the evil intention of not letting any girl go, Xiao Yiming asked the protagonist to accept the only soft girl in the enemy camp without blushing. Anyway, the soft girl is innocent, and all mistakes are forced out by evil men. , The girl is innocent, how easy it is to clean up.

It's almost over, counting with your fingers, there are already twelve harems, just a dozen constellations, the number is too many, and the names are hard to remember, when I write, I have to look through the file folder, which lists the details The girls' catchphrases, hobbies, attire, personalities, places where they met and when they were brought into the harem are all in the same pattern. Whatever you need, just pick one out and engrave it according to the template.

Soft girls are always similar, as long as they can cheat money.