dream master

"One thing I've always wanted to ask is, why on earth are we taking risks?"

"Of course to become the greatest One Piece!"

"...I always feel like something is wrong."

"It's just that the lines are a bit time-travelling, it's a small problem." Xiao Yiming waved his hands irresponsibly and said, "Of course we are doing it... for what?"

Xiao Yiming, who also couldn't remember the reason for the adventure in the dream, fell into deep thought, the two stared at each other, and finally Xiao Yiming clapped his hands: "To keep you from having nightmares."

"Indeed, right now I really don't have the energy to have nightmares." Fan Yue said while crossing his arms.

The dream was filled with the weird ideas of this unscrupulous roommate - such as learning to make double-skin milk.He has no doubt that the next adventure will be "exciting" beyond his imagination.

"Oh, and also, find some inspiration for my novel. I plan to write an adventure novel with the two of us as the main characters. Of course, I'm still considering it. For example, the scene of being a double-skinned milkman as a novice village mission yesterday must not be included. In the novel, readers will call it cheating."

"So I'm the only one who was tricked." Fan Yue said out of resentment or helplessness.

"There's still me." Xiao Yiming patted his shoulder with a smile, and continued.

"You should be used to it." Fan Yue raised his eyebrows and said, according to Xiao Yiming's personality, it is estimated that such oolong incidents have been practiced dozens of times in his dreams.

Xiao Yiming actually nodded his head: "You will get used to it soon."

"..." This consolation is really not consoling at all.

"Since there is no goal, then let's be a big devil who does everything wrong. I will be the devil, and you will be my most loyal subordinate. Together, we will turn this world upside down!" The more Xiao Yiming thought about it, the more excited he became, and he dragged Fan Yue "Let's find a country to snatch the princess first. If you want to be a big devil, how can you be a qualified big devil if you haven't snatched the princess, hacked the brave, and molested the dragon? Then go find a ruins enclosure for Wang, get a group of followers to kill and set fire, get a SSS-level arrest warrant from all over the world, how handsome!"

"Stop your imaginings, or the world will collapse before you become a big devil." Fan Yue picked up Xiao Yiming's collar and shook it vigorously with a dark face.

"I'll try my best, ouch, I'm almost getting the hang of it. Not all my ideas will come true in my dreams, otherwise this world will be too unstable." Xiao Yiming was so dazed that he was almost blinded by mosquito coils, hugging His head squatted on the ground and pulled his hair.

At the moment, the two of them are following the circus to Laken City. Half a day ago, they met the members of the circus who were waiting to act as task NPCs at the entrance of the village. The enthusiastic and arrogant loli girl emerged from the carriage, happily He waved to the two of them.

"... made the eyes too big again." Xiao Yiming scratched his head in pain.

"The lips are too small. And the bust. Looking at the face at 16 years old, the chest is at least E. The development is rather strange..."

"Okay, okay, I just don't accept this from the harem." Xiao Yiming waved his hands displeased, and went forward to strike up a conversation.

As soon as they struck up a conversation, the mission came. The two guards of the circus were unfortunately killed by bandits when they passed through the forest before, and now they need new guards.Xiao Yiming immediately recommended himself and was approved.The two immediately joined the circus.

The big carriage was filled with all kinds of iron cages, and there were all kinds of monsters inside, the most were monkeys, they didn't even need to be stuffed in the cages, they jumped around alive and well, and some even jumped on Xiao Yiming's head in a familiar way.

"Hey, don't slap your face! Who taught you to slap, isn't this guy really a monkey, not Pikachu or Fatty? These two guys have compared the power of slaps." Xiao Yiming tried his best to wrap his hands around his neck. The monkey who slapped him left and right pulled down.

Fan Yue stood aside and snickered, it doesn't hurt anyway, let him experience the feeling of being bullied by a monkey, the future Lord Demon King.

"Whispering, quickly find the things for my old lady!" The chest loli outside the carriage was slapping her hands left and right, her posture was exactly the same as that of a monkey!

Seeing how mighty the example was, the monkey slapped it harder.

"Bastard, I'm going to use a trick! Fireball -!"

The monkey looked at the small fireball floating slowly, curiously touched it with its tail, and the small fireball squeaked and went out...

"My day!"

Xiao Yiming, who couldn't even beat a monkey, despaired, leaned on the carriage and slapped the monkey casually. It didn't hurt anyway, so he treated it as a facial massage.

"Is it really okay not to resist?" Fan Yue stepped forward and asked.

The monkey was still trying to slap Xiao Yiming, and he was still working hard with both hands.

"Life is like a QJ, since you can't resist, just enjoy it." Xiao Yiming said seriously with a bruised face.

"Are you really determined to be the devil king?" Fan Yue raised his eyebrows and asked amusedly.

"Hey, it's okay to drive it away without cheating, but this method is relatively cheap..." Xiao Yiming sighed for a while, then turned his face and moaned loudly, "Oh, baby, try harder, you hit it harder. It’s so comfortable to be here~ Come again, it’s so powerful~ Ya Die, hurry up, come to S’s house quickly, oh, master, I’m going to die——!”

The monkey turned white from face to buttocks, quickly let go of its tail and ran away trembling.

Seeing that Fan Yue's face turned blue, Xiao Yiming shrugged and said, "I said this trick is cheap."

It's better not to offend someone who can use such a shameless move... Who knows if this guy will use this move on the street.

The carriage continued to sway forward, and Fan Yue was ready to waste a whole day on the road, but he arrived in Lacon City within half an hour after leaving.

Looking at the weird city gate of Lacon City, Fan Yue couldn't help sighing: "It's so close, I thought it would take a long time to walk."

"I've been on the road all night and my back hurts and I can't get out of bed the next day, hey, I always feel that there is something wrong with this sentence." Xiao Yiming innocently looked at the blue sky and scratched his face.

"Get off the car, get off the car, we will stay here tonight, and we will go to the square to perform in the day after tomorrow. Everyone must work hard and squeeze out the last energy, or I will make you unable to get out of bed~" Chest Loli waved her horsewhip and smiled sinisterly.

"I always feel that the women in my dreams are getting worse and worse." Fan Yue said worriedly.

"...It's okay, just one. In the future, there will be a steady stream of girls coming out from all unexpected corners. You have to believe, how big your heart is, and how big your breasts are." Xiao Yiming clenched his fists at the sky, "I will definitely open up the harem, good brother, and your share is indispensable!"

Fan Yue squinted at the loli girl who started to whip passers-by, thinking that it would be better to stay away from this kind of creature, besides, he was really not interested in women.

People coming and going are wearing medieval clothes. The city is not big, but it is prosperous enough.

Standing on the road, Xiao Yiming solemnly waved his fist against his bruised face from the monkey's beating: "I must become the greatest devil king!"

The employer of the murder weapon, Lolita, swung the whip over: "Hurry up and help unload the goods! We will go to a show together the day after tomorrow, and there is a shortage of manpower."

"Ah? What are you going to do?" Xiao Yiming was a little confused about the situation.

"Last time the Kuga bit off the head of the animal trainer, you're on top."

"...Does this have insurance?"

Loli picked her nostrils and flicked the horsewhip: "What is that, can I eat it?"

"I won't die without medical insurance and life insurance!" Xiao Yiming argued hard.

Loli flicked a piece of paper over: "Medical insurance is exempt, you have no chance to save it, fill out your personal insurance quickly, remember to write me as the beneficiary."

Fan Yue walked past him expressionlessly, leaving a light sentence: "Resign."

"Stop that one over there! The one holding the apple died a few days ago, so you can replace him."

"..."