dream master

"Teacher, please taste." Xiao Yiming respectfully handed the finished double skin milk to the magician.

The pseudo-mother magician held up her orchid finger and took a sip from the spoon, then took the Shuangpi Nail expressionlessly and put it upside down on Xiao Yiming's head: "Do it again."

"..." Xiao Yiming blankly let the broken double-skinned milk slide onto his face, then fell to the grass, and finally roared angrily, "How dare you, how dare you do this to an omnipotent demon king! ?!"

The magician pulled out his wand and knocked down the big devil: "Redo."

The big devil lay down on the grass and beat the ground: "Bastard, how dare you treat a big devil who is acting like this?!"

Fan Yue lit a fire at the side, and finally couldn't help complaining: "You went to the wrong set."

The big devil beat the ground for a while, finally accepted the reality, angrily got up from the ground to make double skin milk again.

Fan Yue squinted at him and continued to work.

When the big devil was dismissed by Shuangpi Nai for the second time, Fan Yue had already stepped forward with the prepared Shuang Pi Nai. The wandering knight took a sip, grinning and showing his teeth, with some leeks hanging on it Slag: "Pass."

Xiao Yiming looked at Fan Yue with murderous eyes, and Fan Yue responded with a smile: "Come on."

"Hey……"

The magician tapped his wand on the head: "Concentrate."

Fan Yue watched Xiao Yiming's joke, and was not happy for a long time before being stopped by the knight: "Since you have learned how to make double skin milk, then I should teach you some moves that suit your talents."

"How to make red bean double skin milk?" Fan Yue asked with a smile.

"Hey, bastard, don't bother complaining, this is a story about teenagers' inspirational adventures, not a gourmet show!" Xiao Yiming yelled while fiddling with the induction cooker.

"Do you need to learn how to make double-skin milk when you are determined to tell a story?" Fan Yue asked with a sneer.

"That was just a small mistake..." Xiao Yiming argued with a blushing face, and was hit on the head again by the magic wand of the pseudo-mother magician: "Concentrate."

"Damn it, can't you change a sentence?"

After receiving a more severe blow on the head, the magician said blankly, "Concentrate on it."

"Let me go, is there a difference?!" Xiao Yiming waited for the milk to cool down with a bitter face.

On the other side, Fan Yue was listening carefully to the knight's instructions.

"First of all, the red bean double skin milk needs to prepare one more ingredient, do you know what it is?" the knight asked solemnly.

"……red beans."

"You're right, I'm not mistaken, you are a rare genius." The knight patted Fan Yue on the shoulder and praised, with a look of intoxication from finding the right apprentice.

…I don’t know why, but I always feel that this level of genius makes people a little speechless, and there is no sense of accomplishment at all!

Listening to the conversation between the two, Xiao Yiming finally couldn't help but turned his head and asked, "Hey, I remember you were going to teach him the knight's primary skill of chopping and stabbing. Why did you change it to red bean double skin milk?"

"He has already learned it when he was chopping wood just now." The wandering knight said, his expression became more and more smug, "Let me just say, my apprentice must be a genius, and I have suddenly realized the skill of chopping and stabbing."

"..." Fan Yue, who was clearly hacking, remained silent.

This is a strange dream of a dead house. Don't be too surprised by any situation. If you are serious, you will lose.

It was already sunset when Xiao Yiming made a satisfactory double-skinned milk, and Fan Yue learned about red bean double-skinned milk, pudding, ice cream...

"Aren't we really taking risks to become great chefs?" Fan Yue asked with a wooden face.

"This... I'll change the settings tomorrow." Xiao Yiming scratched his hair and said helplessly.

"Now that you have been able to make satisfactory double skin milk, now I can fulfill my promise - to teach you the most basic magic, fireball." The magician put down the spoon in his hand and used the beautiful The woman's face was facing Xiao Yiming.

"Come on!" Xiao Yiming's small universe was burning.

"Now that you don't have a wand, just stick out a finger," said the magician.

"Is this okay?" Xiao Yiming raised his middle finger to the sky.

"No problem." The magician nodded and continued, "Then concentrate and call out the three words fireball."

"...That's it?" Xiao Yiming stared blankly.

"that's it."

"...Don't need a spell?" Xiao Yiming stared at that fake mother's face and asked unwillingly.

"What is that?" asked the magician.

"What about the magic circle?"

"never heard of that."

"...are you really a magician?"

"That's a career I aspire to."

"Then what is your current occupation...?"

"foodie."

"...Damn it, this is it!"

Fan Yue, who finally knew what the problem was, watched coldly, while the wandering knight was still enjoying the pudding.

"Aren't you a knight too?" Fan Yue asked worriedly.

"Ah, I've been discovered. I'm a ranger, that is, a ranger, a wilderness ranger who is good at traps and tracking." The ranger added while eating pudding, "So it's very good to only eat barbecue for ten days and a half months. Normally, you just suffer from constipation. Boy, remember to add vegetables at any time, otherwise you will suffer from constipation."

"..."

Judging from the NPC created in Xiao Yiming's subconscious mind, this guy has long been hopeless.

"Fireball—!" Xiao Yiming roared, pointing his contemptuous middle finger at the pseudo-magician.

The pseudo-magician was tasting Fan Yue's pudding, and said without raising his head, "Water shield technique."

The dangling little fireball was immediately blocked by the blue water curtain, and turned into a wisp of green smoke with a puff.

"Damn it, how can you beat the boss with this kind of power?!" Xiao Yiming performed the fireball technique again without giving up, and a small flame the size of a tadpole shot out from the tip of his raised middle finger, and moved towards it at an astonishingly slow speed. Float forward.

The pseudo-magician sighed: "Just now I was too busy tasting food and didn't pay attention to it. It turns out that it only has this kind of power, and even the water shield technique is unnecessary."

As he spoke, he leaned forward and breathed out, and the little flame immediately turned into a wisp of green smoke.

"...Damn it! Can this thing be smaller?" Xiao Yiming looked at his fireball technique with puffed cheeks, and couldn't help complaining, "It's like sperm if it is smaller. It's really useless to attack the enemy with sperm. Is there a problem, maybe the enemy will become pregnant..."

"You are enough." Fan Yue couldn't bear to stop his association.

It's already too late, Xiao Yiming's hands are already full of small fireballs of sperm.

"Fireball, fireball, fireball..."

Small fireballs accumulated more and more, dragging their tails like tadpoles and swimming around, finally, under the guidance of Xiao Yiming's middle finger, they rushed towards the false magician. The false magician took a deep breath, blowing out all the fireballs like blowing out candles The fireball blew out.

"On my birthday, I can always blow out all the candles in one breath, and I haven't made a mistake in more than 100 years." The gourmet said calmly.

"...I thought you were just a fake mother, but it turns out that you are still an old lolita-faced mother-in-law." Xiao Yiming squatted on the ground and pulled weeds, complaining resentfully.

"Boys, now that you have learned the basics, it's time to start your journey," said the ranger.

"What about the tasks in Xinshou Village? What about the rewards?" Xiao Yiming asked unwillingly.

"What is that, I've never heard of it." The ranger spread his hands and said.

"You can give me a hint anyway. For example, the village chief needs help when thieves are raging in the nearby mountains. For example, Her Royal Highness is captured by a dragon and needs to be rescued. Even if there is a martial arts competition in a nearby city!" The card teacher is crazy.

The pseudo-magician thumped his right hand with his left hand, and said suddenly: "I remember! There is a circus passing by here, and you can follow them to Laken City."

"Circus? The kind that juggles with dragons?" Xiao Yiming boldly guessed based on the background of western fantasy.

"No, the kind that juggles with monkeys."

"..."