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In the gm monitoring room, the atmosphere is serious.

Elena broke the silence: "Do you want to tell Jin? His son may not be able to clear the island of greed in his entire life."

"That's right." Liszt murmured, "That guy got all the pregnancy stones on the whole island. What does he want to do? Create a country with one person?"

After a long time, Elena finally found this man who brought his own signal tower, called the Association for the Protection of Consumer Rights and Interests to complain that the Island of Greed was a black-hearted game, and by the way, asked Jin to socialize in front of her apprentice. The dead player [unknown].

How long has it been since she came to the Greedy Island? Elena was even more speechless when she found out that Osamu Dazai actually entered the Greedy Island through Jin's game console.

"Either he doesn't show up, or he'll find us something when he shows up." Elena said with a headache, "He doesn't even have a read on him! How did he get in the game?"

They not only came in, but also collected the pregnancy stones of Complete Island by themselves, destroying the hope of Jin's son Xiaojie from the source to collect all the cards and pass the game.

"Could it be that the Island of Greed will become a heavy-duty game [only those who get the pregnancy stone can pass]?" Liszt refused with a full face, "No, we are a fantasy game, not a novelty hunting game, so don't add strange things casually. set up!"

"We've got to talk to him," Dunn said. "Games aren't illegal."

"The girl next to him is very strange." Elena called up the information, "Aiai's NPC No. 123 has clearly met the player [unknown], but when I used the GM authority to retrieve the information from the NPC, there was no information at all. Show them off."

"Illegal intrusion, contact with the outside world, and data tampering should all be the abilities of that girl." Liszt said, "The probability of risk dice in the casino is also stuck by her BUG."

"It's simply a virus-invading cheating game." Du En whispered, "Where did Jin know them?"

"Would you like to try the expulsion card?" Liszt suggested, "Players without mind power cannot enter the game. Isn't the GM's duty to clean up the bug?"

"What if they go out and complain to the Consumer Rights Protection Association?" Elena asked, "We have been evading taxes for many years."

"It doesn't matter." Du En had an idea, "The legal person of Greed Island is Jin! He is a second-level hunter and exempt from tax."

Okay, don't worry, Liszt took out the GM special expulsion card from his game collection card book BOOK.

"Go, expulsion card! Unseal your dark power!"

A white light flashed, but nothing happened.

Osamu Dazai stood there calmly, calmly accepting piles of pregnancy stone cards.

[Disqualification in the World]: Surprised or not?Is it surprising?

"I understand." After an embarrassing silence, Elena forcibly pulled her respect back, "These two are the BUG making machines specially prepared by Jin for us, so that we can discover the inconspicuous BUGs in the game, and save us from boring problems." Add surprises to your work.”

Liszt: "Don't talk about Elena, if Jin is here, what's the first thing you want to do?"

Elena: "Kill him, pig!"

"His ability should be to eliminate mind power." Du En analyzed, "He wore gloves when he received the card, and he didn't put it into BOKK like other players, but put it in his pocket. I don't think he can do anything about it. Summon BOOK."

It was the same with throwing the dice before, Osamu Dazai didn't really touch the risk dice.

Elena: "Ida said that they didn't conduct novice guidance, and directly entered the main city."

Ida is Elena's twin sister, responsible for the novice guide at the entrance.

"So..." Liszt raised his hand, "What should we do with them?"

Yes, what can they do with them, the grinding goblins?

"Call Jin." Elena said ruthlessly, "If he provokes a fire, he will put it out by himself."

Poor Jin, after his death in front of his disciples, Max was rejected by his companions who struggled with him, and he was angry at both ends because of Osamu Dazai and Zero Zero.

Meeting them was a catastrophe in Jin's life.Miserable, golden, miserable.

Elena is still too young and doesn't know Jin well enough.

People who can chat with Jin Fulishi are basically not normal people.

They thought that Osamu Dazai was just a weirdo who had a soft spot for pregnancy stones, but in fact Osamu Dazai was on the island, stirring up the world.

The novel "Nightmare Talk" created on the basis of beating the enemy Hakka has moved readers with its superb writing skills, outstanding narrative techniques, rich emotional colors, and strong desire for expression.

Especially the ups and downs, complex and profound family ethics drama in the text, how many people's hearts have been touched?How many scholars have given thought to the issue of family education?

"Children's happiness is the foundation of education." A vigorous education reform movement swept the mainland in the name of Shuji Tsushima.

Overnight, Qi Ya's mother fans, father fans, sister fans, and brother fans sprung up all over the place, shocking everyone.

"Shuji Tsushima still doesn't have any clues?" Yi Ermi stood beside Miji expressionlessly, watching his younger brother turn off SpongeBob SquarePants on the computer in a cold sweat.

"Does it look good?" Yi Ermi asked calmly.

"It looks good, bah, it's not good-looking at all, childish!" Mi Ji laughed, "Don't worry, brother, I have already found the clues left by the other party, please give me another week, no, five days!"

"As soon as possible." Yiermi dropped two words, turned and left Miji's room, and said without any ups and downs before going out, "Miji, remember to put SpongeBob SquarePants on the shelf next time before you lie to Big Brother." Wait for the handicraft to collect it."

Miji: Gan, it’s exposed.

The door closed silently, and Mi Ji clicked on the chat with the netizen, complaining to the other party about the inhumanity of the eldest brother.

The second young master who is handsome and free and easy: I have convinced my eldest brother, does he know how difficult it is to find out that guy's information?There is no news in the hunter intelligence network.

Innocent Demon Angel Heart: Harm, don't mention it.The same is true here, except Nianshi is not so easy to find.

Innocent Demon Angel Heart is the online name of Xia Ke, both technical geeks, he and Mi Ji have been plastic netizens for many years.

Handsome and free-spirited second young master: Haha, as expected of me, I finished watching the complete episode of SpongeBob SquarePants, and I really found the clue.

Innocent Demon Angel Heart: Tsk, I found it too.

Handsome and free and easy second young master: The person I am looking for is in the island of greed.

Pure Love Demon Angel Heart: The person I am looking for is in the island of greed.

Mi Ji/Xia Ke:? ? ?

You too?

"This is a historic meeting." Lingling held the mobile phone and said with emotion: "The two teenagers embarked on the road of adventure together."

"Jin must thank us for bringing him a lot of potential players." Ling Ling handed the phone back, showing it to Osamu Dazai, who used her as a pillow and was lazy and out of shape.

“揍敌客家反应真够大的。”太宰治冤枉，“我的灵感来源明明是爱爱的NPC，关他们家什么事？”

And his original intention is obviously to write a soul-stirring adventure story, why do readers focus on family education?

"Did I fail?" Osamu Dazai looked at the balance of the account where the manuscript fee was credited, and glanced at at least 10 zeros.

"How could it be?" Lingling showed Dazai Osamu the diamond credit he received, "Master is the best."

"Woof!" Heitu agreed.

"It's hard for me to raise a family and a dog, Zero-chan." Osamu Dazai pretended to wipe away his tears, "There are still people outside who want to beat me."

"Eating crabs tonight, my treat?" Lingling asked tentatively.

"Okay!" Osamu Dazai cheered up instantly, "I want to eat Martha Dora's magic colorful crab."

"Aren't you afraid of being poisoned?" Lingling muttered, she picked up her coin purse and thought with a sense of anxiety, "The divination house will reopen tomorrow."

If she doesn't open the business, she will soon be unable to support her Zai, what will Dazai do if Osamu Dazai gets himself into trouble because of eating the overlord's meal?

"The master has hands and feet, so he should still be able to do the dishes for others." Ling Ling gave Osamu Dazai a solution, "Or the master can use his own beauty on credit."

"In Zero-chan's eyes, do I only have my body that can be sold for money?" Osamu Dazai squeezed over, holding Lingling's cheeks in both hands, staring into her eyes and asking: "In your eyes, my face How many points can you score?"

The girl blinked.

The black and white mist outlines a human figure. The biological names of cells, blood vessels, bone marrow, and acupoints are flying in the air.

The artificial intelligence, which has no human aesthetic sense at all, fell into deep thought.

What should she say so as not to hurt the master's self-esteem?

In Zero Eye, human beings are no different from the sausages hanging in the vegetable market, just as in her eyes, mutant pterosaurs and Gojo Satoru are classified as "cute and want to keep" pets.

Osamu Dazai's question is very embarrassing, she is just an innocent little AI, please don't mess with her.

"In short, we must first show our love and praise for the master, so as to stabilize his childish competitiveness." Lingling analyzed in his heart.

She has seen on the Internet that many people have gone astray because their appearance is not recognized, which is embarrassing.

Especially adolescents who have been praised all the time but are suddenly told "you look ugly".Not only will they become angry from embarrassment, but because they have watched too many idol dramas, they will say, "You are the first woman who is not attracted by my beauty, are you saying this on purpose to attract my attention? Oh, Interesting woman."

It's terrible, just thinking about it makes my scalp tingle with oil.

She can't let Zai Zai, who was raised at home, go on this F4 road of no return!

"What is the behavior of human beings to express love and be fascinated?" Lingling opened her long-sealed search system and decided to follow the ideas of Fantastic Netizens.

Osamu Dazai was waiting for an answer.

Waiting and waiting, he developed strong self-doubt.

Is this problem so embarrassing?Yokohama Ichika is in a great crisis.

Osamu Dazai has been criticized for his bad personality, black heart, ignorance of conscience, etc., but he has never been said to be unattractive.

His heart was going to be broken by Lingling, could she even make up a lie to lie to him?

The girl whose face was held by Osamu Dazai finally reacted.

Ling Ling received the best comment from the netizen who praised her, she closed the search system with satisfaction, and reached out to hook Osamu Dazai's neck.

Osamu Dazai was caught off guard by Ling Ling's downward pull, and before his thoughts of self-doubt turned the corner, he suddenly tasted the sweet and soft touch.

It is softer than pudding, like the slight adhesion between the lips and teeth when biting the dough, the soft breeze is sent into the mouth, and there is a small tingling sensation on the tip of the tongue.

For the first time... Can you just stick out your tongue?

Osamu Dazai brainstormed.

So wild, he likes it.

A: How to express your praise to him without praising him?

q: Ah, a gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands, so just kiss.

Yes, Ling Ling thinks that the netizens' answers are very good, simple and clear, easy to operate, and there is no pressure for girls with perfect mobility.

"Huh?" Lingling kissed for a while, then opened her eyes in doubt.

Osamu Dazai, who was wrapped around his neck by her, looked very confused, which was completely different from the teacher's demonstration effect that Lingling saw in the French kiss teaching video.

"Are my steps wrong?" She was shocked.

How could this be so?Isn't her study skills naturally point to the full level?How could she not learn a mere human interaction behavior?

"I'll try again." Ling Ling didn't give up.

Osamu Dazai was pushed on the sofa by the girl, and before he had time to ask for an explanation of why he was molested innocently, he was held down and kissed thoroughly by Ling Ling, who was dominated by his ambition and desire to learn.

"My steps are correct, it is the master's problem."

Lingling got up half an hour later, she easily passed Osamu Dazai who was kissed by her until he fainted from hypoxia, and came to a conclusion.

For the dignity of Mr. Dazai Osamu Yokohama, here we still explain to him: His skills and durability are completely fine, but it is a pity that Dazai Osamu met the perfect match between practice and theory, and he did not need to breathe when his physical strength was full. The legendary AI.

It is already very impressive to be able to persist for half an hour before becoming dizzy. The human body always has its limits, and he can't learn to be a normal person.

"Should I be coaxed now?" Lingling leaned over and gently touched Dazai Osamu's face, it was warm to the touch, his face was flushed with health, and his eyelashes were covered with mist-like drops of water.

"Let's just say," she breathed a sigh of relief, "Why is there something wrong with my skills?"

Yes, cunning human beings are good at talking quickly, and AI has to follow the customs and master new skill points to keep up with the pace of progress of the times.

Osamu Dazai couldn't get up for a while, and Lingling thought that he said earlier that he wanted to eat Martha Dora's magic colorful crab, and it happened that her divination house was also opened in Martha Dora.

"Let's open it temporarily." Lingling walked out of the hotel they were renting with Heitu, and she counted carefully, "Forget it, it's just enough for today's dinner."

The Gypsy Divination House is open for a limited time!Your friend Magic Stick Girl is online.

"Master! You are finally here, Master!" Just after Ling Ling released the Gypsy House, a player emerged from the grass with an excited expression.

With grass clippings all over his head, he didn't know how long he had been waiting.The popularity of Lingling's divination house can be seen. They even have to wait in line to call their names when they open on weekdays, thus giving birth to a series of scalper professions.

"You are so fast." Lingling said admiringly, "Come on friend, let me do a fortune telling for you."

"Master, I have always had a dream." The player sat upright on the small bench in front of Lingling, "I am going to marry my childhood sweetheart as soon as I leave the game."

"Cough." Lingling choked, and looked up at the shy player in pity, "Friend, don't set the flag."

As soon as you say this, don't you definitely die?Why bother to curse yourself like this.

The player didn't understand Lingling's kind words of consolation, he said earnestly: "Master, do the math for me, will my marriage be possible?"

If you want to count, then forget it, Lingling has always been easy to talk.

She held the crystal ball, and the data flow floating in the air poured into the sphere. Millions of possibilities were continuously calculated and summarized, and finally the most likely result was screened out.

The clouds cleared, and a sweet-looking girl appeared in the crystal ball. Facing the player's marriage proposal, she simply said, "I'm sorry, but I already have someone I like."

"Wuwu," the player opposite Ling Ling wept, biting his handkerchief, "Who is it! Who is my love rival?!"

He went out and killed that guy!

The video in the crystal ball was still playing, and the player's childhood sweetheart took out a framed photo from his arms, and handed it to the player with great care.

"It's it, it's it, my lover, how beautiful it is!" The girl held the player's hand, "Do you like it too? Do you want it?"

Zero frowned.In the video, the girl's voice lived up to the sassy voice at the beginning, but was hysterical and paranoid, as if in a daze.

And her personal pronoun, "it"?Another interracial love story?

What Ling Ling and the divination player didn't expect was that the player in the video took a look at the photo handed by Ome, and suddenly a sick blush rose on his face, and his expression became exactly the same as Ome.

He nodded obsessively, and his voice was fanatical: "I want it, I love it!"

"Oh, I knew you were my rival in love." The girl changed her face instantly, took out a knife from under her skirt, and stabbed the obsessed player to death.

"Wow, your little Qingmei is so fierce." Lingling admired, "Is she an ordinary person? She killed a psychic so easily. The power of love is indeed infinite."

The player looked sluggish and was already stupid.

How did things go this way?He didn't die on the way to set up the flag, but died at the moment when the flag was pulled out.

It seemed that it was destined by the heavens that he was going to die!

"Master, save me, Master." The player cried bitterly, "I'm still young and I don't want to die."

"You'd better stay in the island of greed, remember not to set the flag casually next time." Ling Ling patted the player's shoulder sympathetically.

People, why don't you listen to advice?The protagonists of today's teenage comics don't dare to set a flag casually, for fear that the author will draw a plot in the underworld and send the protagonist to be buried with the readers.You are good, male number N, rush to give away the head.

The crying Didi player bought two sacks of transshipment crystals to commemorate his dead love, and Lingling watched him go. Heitu wagged his tail and closed the cloth door of the tent, ran back to Lingling and sat down to claim credit.

Lingling rubbed the head of the little hell three-headed dog with some headaches, "How could it become like that in the future?"

From a light-hearted adventure drama to a suspenseful heart-wrenching novel in seconds, what link went wrong?

If she read it correctly, the red shadow on the photo in the girl's hand is...

"Crimson Heart."

A gem that is so ordinary that no one pays attention to it, but with just a photo, it attracts the childhood sweethearts of childhood sweethearts to kill each other.

Only the tip of the iceberg has been glimpsed, and the governor is not optimistic. Where does the future disaster come from?

"These days when we are isolated from the world on Greed Island, there may be quite a few accidents outside."

Lingling said sympathetically: "My poor master, the sky has changed when I wake up."

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