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Is the indescribable in your mouth the kind of indescribable he imagined?

Osamu Dazai showed a dull expression.

Even a genius like him can't imagine what kind of wonderful and unrivaled love can be constructed by a person and a gem?

"I know there are a lot of perverts in Hunter World, but doesn't this Mr. Pipiru look quite normal?"

Osamu Dazai took out the headshots that he had given away, and picked the last one out of the perverted stars and tears mole clown, the monster man with nails in his head, and the fur collar and leather jacket with the back of his head, and put it on the table.

"Compared to the first two, the last friend is so normal that he is almost abnormal." Dazai Osamu had a complicated expression.

"I understand. The first two perverts are on the outside, and the last one is perverted on the inside. That is indeed the most perverted of him." Osamu Dazai suddenly realized, feeling that he understood the truth of the world.

The crimson heart has added value to Mori Ogai, and in the eyes of Osamu Dazai, it is only a slightly valuable gem.If it is placed in front of someone like Jin who has seen the fantasy treasure in the ruins, it will be no different from a stone dyed red by dye.

Osamu Dazai listened to Ling Ling, Kuroro is the head of the bandit group, and he is also a collector, with countless treasures under his command.

He thought that the other party would not pay attention to the ordinary "Crimson Heart" at all, but he didn't expect Kuroro to pick it up and put it in his pocket after changing hands. He was not reserved at all.

"It seems that the Phantom Troupe has not opened recently, and its financial situation is not very good." Osamu Dazai judged this way, "It's pitiful to rely on the head of the troupe to pick up garbage for a living."

Even so, Osamu Dazai still doesn't think the "Crimson Heart" has any special attraction to Kuroro. The liquid ore the size of a light bulb hanging on his ear is obviously more valuable. It is the rumored seven beauties of the hunter world one.

"One thing to say one thing," Lingling quietly whispered to Osamu Dazai, "Even if the liquid ore looks good, it's still strange to have a big light bulb hanging on the ear. Where did he come from, a wealthy upstart?"

Yes, Osamu Dazai deeply agrees, and he is even more curious: so heavy two ore, won't the earlobe fall into a protruding ear when worn on the ear?

"I think he did it on purpose." Lingling said understandingly, "It's auspicious to have Fenger ears. Being a robber is very particular about auspiciousness."

I don't know if her divination business can be promoted to the Phantom Troupe, but I feel that it is very valuable to develop the market.

"It makes sense." Dazai Osamu was convinced, and he looked at Kuroro with awe, "He is really an amazing man."

People's XP is free, as long as there is no crime, no matter how curious others are, they can't control it.

Osamu Dazai wrote down "Krollo has a stone fetish" in a small notebook, and felt that there might be a slight problem with his mission.

What he wants to take back is no longer his collection, but his wife!

Is this something that can be easily taken back? !

"This is troublesome." Osamu Dazai said worriedly, "How can I convince Mr. Pipiru to give me his wife?"

"The hatred of taking a wife is irreconcilable, it's difficult." Ling Ling was also worried.

Crimson Heart is really a coquettish and contrived gem of a villain. Without a word, two men and a woman are worried about her baldness, and even the crab legs in their hands are not fragrant.

"Yes!" Ling Ling's eyes lit up, "I have a good idea."

"As expected of Zero Sauce! Tell me about it." Osamu Dazai looked over expectantly.

Great, it's definitely not him who was persecuted this time!Thank you, classmate Kurolo, for sharing the firepower for him.

"Doesn't Kuroro have a stone fetish?" Detective Lingling put on her smart glasses, and she pushed the frame deeply with her middle finger, "Trust me, a man like him who likes the new and dislikes the old is very easy to empathize with others." love."

If you want to take away someone's wife, the best way is to change his wife first!

They are Two-dimensional, climbing the wall super fast!

"As long as there is a peerless beauty standing in front of Kuroro, his white moonlight can be turned into rice grains, the cinnabar mole can be turned into mosquito blood, and the crimson heart will become the past tense of being abandoned."

Ling Ling said with certainty: "Men are all like this."

Osamu Dazai raised his hand weakly: He is not, he did not, don't talk nonsense.

Will Ling Ling believe him?She is a writer who cultivates a system, reads a lot of books, and understands everything from ancient to modern, Chinese and foreign. She knows the above plots clearly in "The President's Wife Runs with the Ball: Mommy is Hot" and "The Marshal's Exorbitant Double Lover".

"What you can't get is always in turmoil, and the best one must be the next one." The master of love made zero zero points, "We will use the stones of other mountains to attack our own jade, and destroy this unethical love!"

The love between human and precious stones is a deformed and unequal love. Why does Kurolo think that Scarlet Heart likes him?Since ancient times, gemstones are matched with beauties, and people may admire young ladies.You don't even want to do sex reassignment surgery, how dare you say that you two are true love?

"Forcibly keeping your lover by your side without the consent of the other party, the recent readers are quite paranoid about blackening the male lead." Lingling rested his chin, "It's okay to look for fun in the novel, but in reality Remember to call the police if you encounter one.”

Force-control-love and the little black house have no future, and the stone power of the crimson heart will be guarded by them!

"Take action to break them up..." Osamu Dazai pondered for a while, "We can only start from Kuroro, what Zero-chan means: use sex to lure him into another love?"

He has only one question: who is going to seduce?

"I will never wear women's clothing." Osamu Dazai crossed his arms vigilantly, "You should give up on this idea as soon as possible."

Lingling cast a speechless look, she stood on tiptoe and patted the furry head of the sand sculpture owner: "Be good, don't be too narcissistic."

What gave you the confidence to seduce Kurolo with women's clothing?Is stone fetishism something that humans can easily see through?

"Krollo is so good at the crimson heart, maybe he doesn't like humans at all." Lingling didn't want to hurt Osamu Dazai, so she forcibly pulled back a wave of respect.

"Only stones can defeat stones. Master, think about it. Is there any gemstone that is more unique, pure, simple and unpretentious than the crimson heart?"

The gears in Osamu Dazai's brain turned slowly. Suddenly, a flash of lightning flashed across his clever brain. He opened his eyes wide in surprise and looked at Ling Ling, and saw determination and encouragement in her eyes.

"...pregnancy stone." Dazai Osamu murmured.

There are countless rare treasures in the world, and there is no such thing as the pregnancy stone that can inspire people to go west just by its name.

Compared with the pregnancy stone, the crimson heart is just a younger brother, the younger brother of younger brothers.

"I have to think again." Osamu Dazai was confused.

His rationality told him that this was too nonsense, no man would flee to the end of the world without snatching the door after hearing that Daming Shi was pregnant, and Kuroro would not be fooled by anyone with a little bit of rationality.

But at the same time, Osamu Dazai's mind was occupied by the desire to watch the excitement.

What is Osamu Dazai's favorite thing?

do things.

He and Ling Ling's hobbies in making troubles are a match made in heaven, the difference is that Ling Ling has a soft spot for persecuting Osamu Dazai, and Osamu Dazai has not been able to persecute her a few times so far.

In terms of foreign persecution, the two of them have always been comrades-in-arms on the same front.

Osamu Dazai and Kuroro are strangers, but what is it?Could it be that the lack of friendship will affect Osamu Dazai to persecute him?

No, you must be thinking too sincerely about Osamu Dazai's conscience!He has no conscience at all, what can't this man do for fun?

It was Mori Ogai's entrustment to regain the Scarlet Heart, and Osamu Dazai was reluctant to slow down his work.

If there is no way to get rid of work, we must find a way to find fun in work and fish with pay.

Osamu Dazai's mission never fails, and Kuroro's collection never fails.

For the ownership of the gemstone, there must be a struggle between Dazai Osamu and Kuroro.

"The nature of robbers is to plunder, and seeking their collections, even if they are discarded in the corner of the warehouse, will be regarded as a challenge to their dignity." Osamu Dazai murmured.

Kuroro is different from the previous enemies who were threatened by Osamu Dazai to voluntarily hand over their treasures. He is powerful and proud. He was born on Meteor Street and has an almost paranoid possessive desire for his own possessions.

He may not like it, he may easily destroy it, but he will not allow others to snatch it.

Osamu Dazai is doomed to be unable to take back the Scarlet Heart by peaceful means. Since the road of turning an enemy into a friend will not work, there is no need to be merciful to the enemy.

"Not bad." Dazai Osamu rubbed Lingling's hair, rubbing her face like a rabbit, "Zero-chan is really my genius, let's go, let's find the pregnancy stone."

You Kexin, in a villa whose surname was forced to change, Ku Luoluo sitting in the study turned over the "Gem Conservation and Appreciation Art" in his hand, and held a cold ruby ​​in the other hand.

The crimson heart reflected the demonic light under the dim light, and the red mist occupying the center of Kuroro's heart undulated and expanded slowly with breathing.

"It's getting more and more serious." Kuroro looked at himself, the thought power exerted by the crimson heart was like a maggot attached to the bone, and the thief's ultimate intention was about to be shattered, but he couldn't find a solution.

In the Hunter Continent, there are many usages of Nian, and six categories are derived from it: enhancement system, release system, transformation system, operation system, materialization system, and trait system.

In addition, there is a special kind of person, they are called "eliminating mind masters", as the name suggests, they are people who can remove the externally endowed mind power on people.

The number of Nianshi is very rare, even less than Saitama's hair, and the brigade, except Hisoka, was dispatched and failed to bring anyone back to Kuroro.

"The Hunter Association has an official dementor." Kuroro covered his mouth with his hands and thought, no matter what he thought, he couldn't think of a reason for the Hunter Association to help him dementia.

In the eyes of bounty hunters, Kuroro is nothing but money, and a clue of his whereabouts can be sold for a good price as a wealth code.

"Leader." The call from the knight brought Kuroro back to his senses, "We have found the whereabouts of the nemesis master."

"Tell me specifically." Kuroro tightened his grip on Crimson Heart.

Sensing the idea of ​​the charmed object intending to get rid of him, the thought force in Kuroro's heart lit up with a pink halo, and he spared no effort to arouse the reluctance and possessiveness in Kuroro's heart.

If you were an ordinary person, you might just follow.

But who is Kurolo?He is a scumbag who cheats little girls faster than flipping books.

You can't expect this kind of man to have a conscience, let alone think in the same way as ordinary people.

Crimson Heart's performance made Kuroro more and more surprised.

This magical gem first made him taste the feeling of being in love, and made him fall into the impulsive and show-off mood like a kid, and now it makes him so reluctant, almost OOC.

It's so interesting, after thinking about it, he will dissect it and study it.

"Where is the Dementor?" Kuroro asked.

"Leader, have you heard of Greed Island?" The knight said while checking the information on the computer, "The legendary dreamy game, a game console is worth 89 billion rings, and no one has cleared the level for ten years."

"The player must be a Psychic. After starting the game console, they will disappear into reality. According to the information I have obtained so far, there is a Psychic who happens to be a player of Greed Island, and he is still in the game."

"There is no thing that can absorb three-dimensional things into a two-dimensional plane." Kuroro said calmly, "The island of greed should be a remote place in reality, and the game console is the teleportation circle."

"Continue to collect information, and at the same time issue a reward on the anonymous network to find all players who come out of Greed Island, and ask them for clues."

"Good team leader." The knight hung up the phone.

He patted his cheek to wake himself up, but his heart was pounding.

Within a few minutes of the conversation between the knight and Kuroro, the figure of the red gem was lingering in the knight's mind.

"Will the leader destroy it?" the knight said absently to himself.

When he didn't notice, a small cluster of pink mind fire ignited in the heart of the knight.

The Crimson Heart is a clever little gem that senses the ruthless killing intent beneath Kuroro's fake love.

This man is too difficult to control, his control over himself far exceeds the influence of love brain on IQ.

It doesn't want to be smashed to pieces, if he doesn't love it, then change to a spare tire.

It was not Kuroro's intention to show off the crimson heart to the brigade, but the crimson heart added to the vanity in human nature.

It doesn't want to be someone's private collection, it wants people all over the world to love it, fight for it, fight for it, and destroy their country and family for it.

The flame of desire is planted at a glance, and it grows more and more with the desire.

Time will not weaken the desire, the wine will become sweeter and sweeter, and the moment when it finally erupts must be a torrential flood.

Everything in the Dark Continent is defined as ominous, they bring curses, plunder, and poison wrapped in sugar.

Where Kuroro couldn't see, the scattered members of the brigade were shocked.

Clusters of pink flames rose quietly, tiny and weak, capable of starting a prairie fire.

Kuroro didn't know that the Psychic Master couldn't eliminate the added Psychic Power of the Crimson Heart, because the moment they saw it, their hearts were instantly captured and they couldn't do anything.

Charm—the late-stage skill, the longer it takes to develop insignificantly, the stronger it becomes, and there has been a phenomenon of person-to-person transmission.

Kuroro is very lucky, because although the Dementor of Greed Island is not good, Osamu Dazai is very good.

[Disqualification in the world], the eternal god, full of magic resistance.

Kuroro is unlucky, because Dazai not only won't help him, but also wants to make him pregnant.

In the gambling city of Dulia, the largest casino in the city is full of people.

"This guy has won seventeen rounds in a row!" one player yelled, "Did he really not cheat with risk dice?"

"Idiot!" His companion retorted loudly, "If the risk dice is rolled to the extreme, it will turn all the previous luck into misfortune! Who dares to play 17 rounds in a row?"

The black-haired young man casually sitting on the throne in the center of the casino lazily tossed the chips in his hands, and the girl dressed as a fortune-teller leaned beside him, leaning over and whispering intimate words.

Ling Ling: "Lucky in the last round, the next round of risky dice will go crazy."

The risk dice is a dice with 20 sides, 1 side is bad luck and 19 side is good luck.The player who throws a good luck is the darling of the goddess of luck, but if the player throws a bad luck, the previous luck will turn into misfortune.

The zero zero card BUG forced the risk dice to roll 17 times, at most she could force it once more, and the 19th risk dice threw all her dignity and gave Osamu Dazai a big disaster.

"It's okay." Osamu Dazai didn't change his face.

The boiling players in the arena watched today's king stand up and overthrow all the chips on the gaming table.

"allin."

Osamu Dazai made a provocative invitation gesture to the opposite side of the empty gaming table: "The requirement is for players with pregnancy stones. Several people are fine. I will use all chips to bet on your pregnancy stones."

"Damn it!" The players around were shocked, "Brother, are you a publicity ambassador sent by the eugenics committee!"

Gamble all your chips on the pregnancy stone?Friends, you are so fucking dedicated!

The author has something to say: Lingling: With so many pregnancy stones, can Kurolo bear it?