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Mi Ji hurried to the room of his father Shiba Dadike, afraid that he would be permanently silenced by his elder brother because he knew some unspeakable secrets too early.

"Miji, what's the matter with you?" Shiba looked at his second son strangely, he could hardly see Miji's round body when he was not eating.

"What if Miji doesn't get married in the future?" His wife Jiqiu said worriedly, "He can't even wear the kimono I bought, so he has no future in the blind date market!"

Shiba doesn't understand the wife's logic very well. Why does their son have to know women's clothing to marry?Isn't the youngest son of the family, Curt, enough for her to dress up?

Women are really difficult to understand, but Shiba is a good man. He is different from the windy man Jin who takes care of his family and educates his children. His male morality has always been full marks.

The wife was worried that his second son would not be able to get married, so he decided to marry Mi Ji!

"Mi Ji," Xi Ba looked at the hurriedly walking second son with a gentle look in his eyes, "Have you figured it out, are you going on a blind date?"

"Ah?" Mi Ji looked confused, "Brother didn't go, why should I go?"

When the sky is falling, there is a tall man who will support him. He is the younger brother, but he will not support him.

"Oh." Seeing that his son didn't come here for a blind date, Shiba resumed his father's majestic appearance, "What's the matter with you?"

The family characteristics of the Hakkas who beat the enemy determine the fact that their family is abnormal. It is possible for the younger generation to gather together to play games, but it is absolutely impossible to communicate with the elders.

Mi Ji came to him probably for a certain task, and if the reward was reasonable, Xiba would not mind taking it.

The father and the son settled accounts clearly, and it is impossible to beat the enemy for nothing.

"Father, look at this!" Mi Ji handed over the computer in his hand, Xiba took it and asked casually, "Where is it? How many do you want to kill? How do you want to kill it?"

"...I just shared a novel with you, don't make it so bloody."

"……Oh."

The old father was wronged, but the old father didn't say anything.

"Shuji Tsushima, that's a name I've never heard of." Shiba glanced at the author first, "Have you found anything?"

"No." Miji said aggrievedly, "The hacker on the other side is too powerful, he walked me to fly a kite, and even put SpongeBob SquarePants on my computer screen."

When Mi Ji was watching "Nightmare Talk", he wanted to check the IP of the opposite side while watching it. As soon as his little Trojan horse touched the firewall of the other party, he was immediately beaten by a hungry tiger, food, and a storm. Ling Ling took advantage of the victory and chased after him to beat him to death.

[Friends, sprinkle some rice on the keyboard, chickens are better at typing codes than you. ] Small black characters appeared on the computer, full of provocation.

Mi Ji was so angry that his forehead boiled, and before he could figure out how to fight back, the handwriting rose up, and the dynamic music of SpongeBob SquarePants played energetically, and the screen was full of "Catch jellyfish, catch jellyfish Fat Star, let's catch jellyfish!"

Osamu Dazai: Zero-chan, you look very happy, did you do something wicked again?

Ling Ling: I gave a long-lost innocence to a child who had no childhood. He was very happy and promised to buy me the long-awaited Xi O Lang jelly.

Although Mi Ji has a big heart and a fat body, he is not a generous fat man. He deeply hates Ling Ling in his heart.

When Xiba frowned and read "Nightmare Talk", Miji swore in his heart: He will finish the complete works of SpongeBob SquarePants in one sitting tonight, and prove that mental pollution is of no use to him!

"Oh, never give up when you beat up the enemy." The second young master sneered, "When I finish watching the Teletubbies and the Garden Baby, I'll see what she can do to shake my firm will!"

"This novel..." Xiba thought over and over again, and praised sincerely, "It's well written, very realistic, Mr. Tsushima's talent is admirable."

The protagonist and the villain are exactly the same as his eldest son and third son. The image of the cold-faced, warm-hearted, conscientious, and silently guarding father in the article deeply empathizes with Shiba.

If it wasn't for his son not to lose face here, he would want to sing "Father" to praise the difficulty of being a parent.

"That's not the point!" Mi Ji couldn't bear it anymore, "What is realism? This is clearly a real case of Big Brother and Qi Ya! Isn't the nail in the protagonist's head the same as Big Brother's wish?"

It is stated in advance that Mi Ji doesn't like Qi Ya, they are in a relationship of three days a small fight five days a big fight, a plastic brotherhood.

Even so, he felt that it was too miserable for the other party to know nothing about being nailed into the brain by his elder brother, so miserable that Mi Ji couldn't stand it.

"The brain is such a delicate thing, can it move at will?" Mi Ji said in disbelief, "Brother doesn't have a doctor's license at all!"

Even Mori Ogai, who graduated from Tokyo University, would not dare to perform craniotomy on someone. The only medical skill he mastered is dissection. Do it as soon as you say it, and firmly believe in the skills of old Chinese medicine moxibustion.

It is illegal to practice medicine without a medical license!Beating the enemy Hakka is recognized as a good citizen of the Republic of Batokia, brother, how could you smash the signboard of your house!

Shiba knew that the elder son was not normal, but he never thought that he was so abnormal.

Yiermi is his eldest son, an excellent killer at the textbook level, who runs around killing people all year round, rain or shine.

Il fans' enthusiasm for work and quitting nuns is enough to move any worker. What a great quality 007 is voluntarily working overtime. Everyone should learn from Il fans and look at money!

"It's a good thing for the elder brother to love the younger brother." Looking at the elder brother whose desire for control is so distorted in "Nightmare Talk" that people call him a pervert, Xiba said with difficulty, "It's just that there is no right way for Il fans, let him find me when he comes back." talk."

It's really troublesome to raise children. There are so many children in his family that Xi Bachou's hair is all gray.

"It's good to have only one child like Jin." Sheba said sincerely, "He has no family troubles at all."

Qi Ya was very vigilant when he was called over.

Going to the Three Treasures Palace for nothing, the last time he was called by his father, he was thrown into the sky arena to fight in the arena after changing hands, supporting his family with his tender shoulders.

Beating up the enemy Hakka is definitely the first one to abuse child labor, take care of the work and save the children!

What made Qiya even more vigilant was that for the first time, his second brother Mi Ji, who had always been at odds with him, did not look at him with hostile eyes, but showed a kind of love and pity that made Qiya's teeth ache.

"Fatty man, what are you doing?" Qi Ya and Mi Ji passed each other, and asked in a very low voice.

"Brother," Mi Ji said with rare gentleness, "read more books!"

Reading is good, and reading is wonderful. If you don't read, you don't even know when your head will be cut.

Qi Ya: Are you sick?

No, you are sick.

Shiba released the mind pressure, and Qi Ya's shoulders sank, and the pressure of the vast sea pressed his body tightly, and his thoughts of resistance were wiped out before they arose.

"Don't be an enemy of the strong" and "Don't fight a battle with no chance of winning", these two points are fixed in Qiya's thinking by the thought nail implanted in Qiya's brain by Yierfan, once Qiya senses the breath of the strong , fleeing would be his only instinct.

This is the way Yiermi protects his younger brother, and it is also the biggest obstacle to Qiya's growth.

"Children who are going to be patriarchs in the future can't be raised in this way." Xiba knocked the innocent and ignorant Qiya unconscious with a slap, and slowly pulled out the nails in his son's brain with his thoughts.

Qi Ya: You came to me to beat me? (Peppa Pig's deceived eyes.jpg)

God, what kind of dark family is this?There is no trace of trust between family members, only the plastic kinship of intrigue.

At this time, Yiermi didn't know that he was backstabbed by his father, and he flew like a hardworking bee to the flowers leading to Jinni.

"Wonderful, wonderful! Peerless masterpiece!" In the bathroom of a villa, a man who looked like a bodyguard was squatting on the toilet while looking at his mobile phone. He couldn't help but slapped the back cover of the toilet and made a voice of admiration, "Mr. How can the bloody drama in the world be so sour!"

Ilmi, who was stuck to the ceiling, quietly took out the reading nail.

His target is the man's boss, but there are a few capable people around him.Yi Ermi doesn't want to be a white job, he is going to disguise himself and approach the target of the mission, and the man in front of him is just the unlucky one he has chosen.

Nian Ding scratched across the blood and splashed everywhere, Yi Ermi picked up the man's mobile phone while changing into the bodyguard uniform.

"Reading novels during working hours?" Yi Ermi shook his head, "If it were a servant who beat up the enemy's Hakkas, he would have been dragged to feed Sanmao."

Sanmao is his family's dog, and thieves can eat it. If it weren't for Yier fans' strong ability to make money, Sanmao would have made the family poor.

Sanmao: Huh?

Human beings, are you taking the blame because it can't speak human language?You will be punished.

Retribution will come as soon as it is said.

While accusing men of using mobile phones during working hours, Yier fans played with their mobile phones during working hours.

Double standards like him.

""Nightmare Talk", written by Shuji Tsushima." Il fan glanced over, "Oh? The wayward brother and the brother who loves the younger brother? I like this theme."

Yi Ermi thinks he is a peerless big brother, and none of his younger brothers does not respect (fear) him.Without him, how would the naughty brothers live?

"It's time to send Miji to a blind date." Yi Ermi had the same thought as his mother Ki Qiu, "Age is his only advantage, and if he puts it down, the fat will become bacon, and it's not easy to sell."

He had to sell his younger brother for a good price so that he could save up a dowry for Mi Ji.

Yi Erfan was not in a hurry to go out and kill people. He was fascinated by this article that won his heart, and he was going to squat in the toilet to read it before going out.

"The final ending must be that the younger brother understands the love that the older brother has for him, and is moved to the point of crying, right?" Yi Ermi thinks it is very possible. His big cat pupils showed a happy look, and he saw the ending all the way.

Ending: With the help of his friends, the teenager got rid of the control of his brother (the villain), and embarked on an adventurous journey with his good friends.

"Bang!" Yi Ermi crushed the phone.

It's not his mobile phone, he doesn't feel bad.

"This ending is wrong." Ilmi said indifferently, "I'm going to find Shuji Tsushima and ask him to change the ending."

Appeared!Terrible black fans speak!

"It's impossible to change the ending. Do you know that rushing to draft takes a lot of brain cells? It's really gone. I'll give you the pen, and you can do whatever you want." Osamu Dazai refused Sanlian, only to run away with oil on the soles of his feet .

Yi Ermi didn't listen, he threw down the wreckage of the mobile phone in his hand, and walked out the door with a murderous look.

Just taking a step out of the toilet door, Yi Ermi's face turned cold.

The nail he left in Qi Ya's mind was pulled out.

"The only ones who can do this are father, grandpa, and grandfather." Yi Ermi calmed down strangely, and he reasoned quickly in his mind while completing the task in an orderly manner.

"They couldn't detect the existence of Nian Nai before, but now they can't suddenly notice it."

There is an inducement, an inducement

"Shuji Tsushima." Ilmi read out a name calmly, "Father has read "Nightmare Talk."

Whether it's a coincidence or intentional, this beam has been settled.

"Miji," Yi Ermi called back, scaring Miji, who was fighting SpongeBob SquarePants, into cardiac arrest.

"Big brother," he stammered nervously, "what's the matter? I'm still investigating the information you want."

"In 3 minutes, give me all the information about Shuji Tsushima." Ilmi ordered.

The sentence pattern is so familiar, it seems that a friend surnamed Karasuma and named Renye said the same thing.

"I can't do it, brother!" Mi Ji wailed, "The other party's hacker beat me up, and my computer is still catching jellyfish! Still catching! Jellyfish!"

"Sure enough. Miji, you showed "Nightmare Talk" to father." Yiermi's voice was like the whisper of death, and Miji's hair stood up in an instant.

It's over, he's exposed!

"As the price of paying off the work, I won't give you the intelligence fees related to Kuroro. In the next year, the information fee share between me and you will change from seven to three to nine to one. Do you have any objections?" Il The fan negotiated with his brother.

"No!" Mi Ji was categorical, "Always ready to serve Big Brother!"

"Very good." Yi Ermi nodded in satisfaction, "Big brother will introduce you to a blind date later, and he will definitely sell you for a good price."

Mi Ji:? ? ?

Brother!I sell my art but not my body!

Il hangs up the phone refreshed.

The younger brothers are so cute and always bring him different pleasures.

"Qi Ya's business was taken over by my father, I am very unhappy." Yi Ermi said to himself.

If he is not happy, others should not be happy either.

Especially Shuji Tsushima, the instigator of everything, used a piece of "Nightmare Talk" to wantonly provoke the brotherhood of their family, which is an unforgivable crime.

"Hello, Hisoka." Elmi dialed the ATM, "I found a delicious big apple."

When selling, Yier fans will customize special services for different customers and communicate with them in more common language.

There is no doubt that Hisoka has become a major VVVVIP customer of Il fans by virtue of krypton gold.

"Really?" Hisoka licked the poker cards held between his fingertips, his coquettish golden pupils narrowed slightly, "Is it the big apple that can excite me?"

Why are you so gay when you talk gay? He has a nice Durban discount coupon for men here. Do you want to think about it?

"That depends on your ability." Yi Ermi cleverly threw the question back to Hisoka, "The intelligence network that beat the enemy Hakka can't find out his whereabouts."

"Do you want me to find it myself?" Hisoka twisted his waist, "Ah~ It's really good. The process of searching can better fertilize the apples, and the moment when they are finally picked is sweet enough."

Yi Ermi's ears automatically filter out Hisoka's gossip until he says, "Xiao Yi~ At least give me some clues."

"Sincerely benefiting 300 million nuns." Yiermi replied quickly. He waited for a second, two seconds, and three seconds, and the pleasant voice of the bank account reminder rang in Yiermi's ears.

"The writer whose pen name is Shuji Tsushima, debuted as "Nightmare Talk", proficient in hacking skills and abetting skills, the key word of the clue-SpongeBob SquarePants."

Osamu Dazai didn't know that he was already being targeted by two of the hunter's three beauties, and his attention was on the last one.

Chrollo Rushiru, the jewel thief.

"Master's new book is super-best-seller as always." Lingling opened his arms and made a huge circle, "I just don't know why, the black market inexplicably started offering a reward for the master's head, I don't understand."

What did Mr. Tsushima do, someone actually wanted to kill the teacher?

"Maybe it's a black fan." Dazai Osamu was very calm, "I know that I am hated by others, and this is a disaster that geniuses cannot escape."

Jealousy unrecognizable you guys, he's still the best looking cub in the crowd.

"Is the crimson heart still on Chrollo Rusilu?" Dazai Osamu did not forget his mission, and he still wanted to take the things back after playing.

"Yes." Lingling said affirmatively, "Eat, live and sleep with him."

They are inseparable until they go to the toilet, and they have to be together in the bath.

"He actually likes rubies so much?" Osamu Dazai was a little surprised. After thinking about it, people always have their own unique hobbies. Maybe Kuroro likes this one.

"Kurolo won't attack Crimson Heart for the time being, right?" Dazai Osamu is not in a hurry to complete the task, as long as Kuroro doesn't say anything against the gravel, he will always have a way to bring the things back.

"What kind of murderer is the master referring to?" Lingling said in confusion, "Is it the kind of domestic violence, or the kind that cannot be described?"

"The former is definitely not, and the latter... not necessarily."

The author has something to say: Note: Hunter Mimi is Ilmi, Hisoka and Kurolozai: Although human XP is free, people should not, at least not, lay hands on stones.