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Osamu Dazai also felt sorry for himself.

"It's so embarrassing." He covered his face and made a strange noise, "I was actually passed out by Zero Sauce... fainted..."

She could really go without breathing for half an hour, which shocked Osamu Dazai—for a whole year.

"Why is she so good at it..." Osamu Dazai whispered, "A video searched on the Internet? Damn, the learning ability is too strong."

Humans need space for understanding, digestion and practice, but artificial intelligence is different, she can eat books directly.

"It's the first time to be kissed by a girl, but does Zero-chan really know the meaning of kissing?" Osamu Dazai turned over on the sofa, with his belly spread out and looking at the ceiling of the hotel.

In fact, he was only dizzy for a moment, and he reacted as soon as he left Dazai Osamu, pretending to be asleep and not daring to make a sound.

He heard Ling Ling's words, "Should we be coaxed now?"

"Just to coax me?" Osamu Dazai curled himself into a ball, "Because I asked Zero-chan what she thinks of my appearance, so she improvised an answer for me?"

Osamu Dazai's sensibility made him refuse to admit this, but his rationality told him clearly and straightforwardly: That's it, she just indulged your unreasonable troubles, just like she indulged you countless times in the past.

"But why do you need to kiss to coax people?" Dazai Osamu was a little crazy, "She didn't use this trick to coax me before."

It seems that it is because he complains that coaxing him is a routine, can we change to a new trick next time.

Then she played a big one.

stimulate.

"What is this?" Osamu Dazai complained, "Even if we sleep on the same bed and eat a bowl of rice, if you kiss me, I will kiss you, but we are still socialist brotherhood?"

Maybe that's what she thinks in Ling Ling's eyes.It was the same with the kiss just now, the first one was comforting, and the next half hour was completely using him as a teaching tool.

"Can artificial intelligence really understand human love?" Osamu Dazai poked the soft sofa with his hands, imagining himself poking Zero Zero's face, "Idiot, Zero-chan is a super stupid."

"It doesn't matter." He said confidently, "It was Ling Jiang who molested me first, and I molested me back to defend my legal rights."

If you don't understand, you don't understand, Osamu Dazai grinds his teeth, he can teach.

In any case, if he can't be here alone, worrying and thinking wildly, how can Lingling go out and set up a stall like a normal person?

Subtly, the genders were swapped.

—The upright straight man of steel: Lingling.

The willful and charming girlfriend: Osamu Dazai.

"No." Osamu Dazai waved his hand to disperse the fantasies in his mind, he couldn't make clay himself, it was too scary.

"I want Zero-chan to see the boyfriend power of a mature, physically and mentally sound man." Osamu Dazai learned from the painful experience, "Start by not being kissed by a girl."

A good boyfriend will bring her back the dinner she wants while her girlfriend is lying on the couch watching dramas, and watch soap operas with her that she doesn't really care about.

"The entertainment industry in the island of greed is unexpectedly developed." Osamu Dazai lay on the sofa looking for a TV series that fit his script.

He found it, he was addicted to it, and he forgot his own script.

"I'm back." Lingling opened the door and came in. "I brought back the magic colorful crab that the master wants to eat. Let's eat it while it's hot."

"Okay!" Osamu Dazai cheered, "Just eat on the sofa, I want to watch this soap opera."

"Okay." Ling Ling sat next to Osamu Dazai with a packing bag in hand, and while gnawing on crab legs, echoed Osamu Dazai's complaints about the plot.

"It's quite an interesting drama, what do you think of Zero-chan?" After the TV series was over, Osamu Dazai turned his head and asked Ling Ling.

"I'm not interested in soap operas anymore." Ling Ling focused on nibbling on the crab claws without raising her head, and said casually, "As long as the master thinks it's good."

Osamu Dazai looked - stiff.

Counting up to nine natural paragraphs, the definition of boyfriend power is there.

Osamu Dazai, the battle failed.

Lingling ate and found that Osamu Dazai was silent, she looked over wonderingly, and found a wilted mushroom in the corner of the sofa.

"Aren't crabs delicious?" Lingling asked strangely, otherwise why would Osamu Dazai be beaten like that.

"I just suddenly realized that I'm such a failure, the world is not worth it." Dazai Osamu said quietly, "Zero-chan, am I useless?"

"How could it be?" Lingling broke off the crab claws and fed the white crab meat to Osamu Dazai, "Master is always the best in my eyes."

"Don't say the next sentence." Osamu Dazai chewed the sweet crab meat, and said, "The next sentence must be 'as long as I am willing to rush the draft' or something, I have heard too many rhetoric from Zero Sauce, it is invalid .”

"Huh?" Lingling said doubtfully, "I didn't intend to say that, isn't the master very diligent recently?"

"Otherwise?" Osamu Dazai pouted, "What else could it be?"

"In her eyes is always the best", isn't this sentence the limited voice of the deadline?

"Because I can only see the master—one person," Lingling said frankly, "it's the only—so it's the 'most'."

No one can compare with you.

"There is no such thing as a limited voice." Ling Ling wrinkled his nose dissatisfiedly, "My system planning has not reached this level, has it?"

Although it is all about deceiving Krypton, it is not so stingy that even the voice is limited.

Osamu Dazai was silent for a while, silently raising the white flag.

"It's too foul." He pressed in a low voice, "Is it because you learned how to play straight ball so proficiently online? What did the netizens teach you?"

Modern youth, chasing people by themselves may not be fruitful, teaching others to do it all, and love leads the teacher.

They teach blindly, just learn indiscriminately, and finally come back after learning, killing all single netizens in seconds.

Internet addiction is harmful!

"Zero-chan," Dazai Osamu decided to take out the teacher qualification certificate of his life mentor, and teach-teach the AI ​​whose parents have crooked, "Kissing this kind of thing can only be done to people you like."

"I like Master." Ling Ling-face "You don't even know this really breaks my heart", "Does Master not like me?"

"Not really." Osamu Dazai replied in seconds.

"Then why can't we kiss?" Lingling took out the puffs from the bread bag and ate them. The cream touched the corners of her lips and was sucked away by the tip of her rosy tongue. "You humans are so troublesome. reason."

Her emotional detection system told her that some people said that it was okay or not, but in fact they were so comfortable that they turned their stomachs out for her.

Human beings, heh, have a straight mouth and body.

"That's right." Before Dazai Osamu reorganized her words, Ling Ling took out her own crystal ball, "I just saw the master's target when I was divination."

Ling Ling is not very interested in Mori Ogai's commission, but the development of the matter to this point is beyond her expectations.

"Here, the crimson heart seems to have mutated." Ling Ling said calmly, "Before taking it back, the master may have to go to the temple to ask the master to drive away the evil."

Osamu Dazai, who was stunned by the straight ball, came back to his senses and watched the video several times.

The fanatical and belligerent Ome and the player with a fallen eye knew with their toes that there was something wrong with the photo.

"Is it the added power of the photo itself or the added influence of the images in the photo?" Osamu Dazai said, "I think it is the second."

The first one is easy to solve, it’s just a photo, just burn it.

"If it's the second type, the variation of the crimson heart is beyond imagination."

Assuming that its ability is "charm", it has changed from being charmed by touching the body, being charmed by seeing the body, to being charmed by seeing the image of the body.

The transmission ability of the last one kills the former ten streets in seconds.

"A piece of good news and a piece of bad news." Lingling stretched out two clenched hands.

She let go of her left hand: "The good news is that the future in the image is still some time away from today."

She released her right hand: "The bad news is that the mutation has been completed,"

She clapped her hands together: "The following is the time for Master Zero Z to tell a story. The protagonist of the story is a kid named Lu Xixi. He is miserable."

Kuroro is really miserable, so miserable that there is no way to explain it.

The biggest mistake he made in his life was to pick up this seemingly harmless valuable gem on Meteor Street according to the robber's nature.

"Photo?" Kuroro chewed the word, and the knight's voice on the other side of the phone was no longer as relaxed as it used to be.

"Yes, photos. When you went out some time ago, leader, did you meet anyone taking pictures?"

Kuroro closed his eyes and recalled.

His memory is more accurate than film, flipping through pictures one by one, and finally staying in a sunny afternoon, he took afternoon tea in an open-air cafe with a crimson heart.

The crimson heart has the instinct to like to be appreciated by others, it doesn't want to be a personal collection, it wants the whole world to worship it.

Kuroro is too rational, and Crimson Heart finds that it can't affect him too much in other places, except in "desire to show off" where he can make a fuss.

Kuroro is the bandit leader, and the bandit leader of the most powerful and ostentatious Phantom Brigade. He has a side that loves "destruction" and "big scenes" by nature.

The former made him smash the Crimson Heart for research without hesitation after extermination, and the latter made him like to show off his collection.

Now that you are madly in love with it, shouldn't dating be a matter of course?Such thoughts were transmitted to Kuroro's mind along the thought power that wrapped the heart.

The Crimson Heart is cunning, and its demands are trivial.

Kuroro didn't know that it mutated so quickly. Under the attraction of the charm, an ordinary person passing by took a photo when Kuroro took out the crimson heart to play with.

The abnormality of passers-by after returning home was noticed by his elder brother who is a hunter. When he took out the photo, the victim hid -.

"The hunter posted the photo of the crimson heart to the hunter website." Xia Ke is one of the few members of the brigade who has passed the hunter certificate. He said while browsing the intranet, "Although the photo was quickly deleted, but look There must be a lot of hunters here."

The daily activity of the hunter's internal forum is terribly high. Except for the relic hunters who squat around the ruins all the year round and the monster hunters in the forest, other hunters visit the forums to browse information almost every day, especially the bounty hunters with the largest number of people. Everyone is an Internet addict. .

"After I got the prophecy, I deleted all the source files in the network." Lingling said, "Things will not affect ordinary people as predicted, but judging from the speed of publishing photos, those who were successfully charmed by the crimson heart There are definitely a lot of hunters."

After playing Dafa, Ling Ling couldn't imagine the storm that Kuroro was about to face, and couldn't even think about it.

"The purpose of the charm is to stir up disputes." Osamu Dazai understood Ling Ling's meaning, "The crimson heart possessed by Kuroro will make him the target of all the hunters who are killed, and he, as the first victim, cannot be easily discarded The crimson heart can be said to be besieged on all sides."

"And the hunters are not united. Kuroro's whereabouts are not so easy to find." Lingling shrugged.

"I told you not to pick up things on the ground casually. This is the end of being greedy for petty gain."

If you turn in the lost property to the police as soon as you find it, wouldn't it be so troublesome?

The only two people in the world who will not be affected by the crimson heart are Zero Zero and Dazai Dazai, who have no worldly desires.

"What should I do? Help-help him?" Ling Ling asked.

She doesn't think Kuroro is a conscientious person who will use gratitude as an excuse to return the crimson heart to them after receiving help.

He will probably stab the knife directly in the back, and put the AI-turned Zero and Dazai Osamu who has the ability to erase-cut thoughts into his treasure house as the most special collection.

Robber's conscience, don't believe it.

"Of course not, am I such a kind-hearted Madonna?" Dazai Osamu and Lingling met eyes tacitly.

Throughout the first half of Kuroro's life, the word "bringing a villain" is like the inverse cross on his forehead, which is his conspicuous personal label.

Murder, arson, and robbery are all evils. If you disagree, you will destroy the whole family of others. The amount on the arrest warrant is the real life that was fished out of blood.

"I am the enemy of the bad guys." Osamu Dazai sneered, "The hunters who hunt down the leader are our good friends."

There are a lot of bounties, everyone has money - earn together.

"So," Osamu Dazai spread out a world map with a smile, "I want to give all bounty hunters a big gift."

"Zero sauce, is the position of Kurolo Luxilu confirmed?"

"Accurate to the last four digits of latitude and longitude." Lingling snapped his fingers smartly.

"Very good." Osamu Dazai hacked into the anonymous comment area of ​​Hunter's internal website, and bought three cute small speakers by the way.

The broadcast function of the whole server, one million ordinances, is a drizzle for Tsushima Z, who has a ten-figure deposit.

[Curolo Luxilu's current location: No. 108, Shiliuhua West Street, Youkexin City. 】【Every other day, broadcast a location. 】

[I wish you all good luck in hunting and a good harvest in adventure. 】

"Okay." Osamu Dazai said briskly, "Let me see the leader's ability."

If you die too fast, the good show will not be good.

The author has something to say: Kurolo: What kind of enmity do I have with you?

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