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White is white, black is black, black and white are distinct.

When Osamu Dazai finished speaking, two voices sounded together.

Xia Youjie: "I sell my art, not my body."

Gojo Satoru: "I sell myself, not art."

Xia Youjie looked back at his good brother in shock, and got Wujo Wu's equally shocked eyes.

Xia Youjie & Wujo Wu: I didn't expect you to be such Wujo Wu/Xia Youjie!

Osamu Dazai ruthlessly interrupted their staring: "I'm sorry, you both have to sell your body and art."

Just kidding, can he let go of the workers who are delivered to the door?Certainly not.

"I don't want it, it's embarrassing." Gojo Wujo picked up a corner of the clothes in disgust, "It doesn't look like the host's clothes at all, people who don't know will think that Jie and I are manga contestants."

Osamu Dazai: Don't you?

Lingling: That’s right (nodding vigorously)

Xia Youjie stopped Gojo Satoru, who wanted to kill Zai, and tried to persuade Dazai Osamu to give up his absurd ideas in a reasonable way: "Unlike Mimiko Nanako, there is no one in the magic world who doesn't know us. Isn't it too shocking to do so? gone?"

In terms of reputation, Xia Youjie and Wujo Wu are well-known in the magic world.Children in the magic world can't memorize the periodic table of elements, but they can't help but recognize their faces.

They are so famous, the result of their debut is predictable: it must be very tragic.

Think about it: A faculty member of the High School of Conjuration managed to find some time to watch TV after get off work, but when he turned on the screen, the faces of two demon lords of the world appeared in front of him.

Myocardial infarction is not bad, how can I pay for a heart attack if I scare someone out?

There are not many people in the magic world, and the annual enrollment target cannot be reached.A few solitary seedlings are like red sorghum in a peanut field, so conspicuous that anyone who walks by will take a look.

Of course Osamu Dazai knew the "good reputation" of the two future super conjurers in the conjuration world, and it was precisely this that he took a fancy to.

"This is the effect I want." Osamu Dazai snapped his fingers, unfolded the projector in the room with a bang, and pushed the black-rimmed glasses on his face that he didn't know when to wear.

Teacher Dazai's small class is starting, what to do if the child is disobedient, most of them are used to it, just give him a good beating.

Under the watchful eyes of the two new students, Mr. Dazai picked up a finger biscuit as a pointer and pointed to the big screen: "Students, watch carefully."

Lingling opened the PPT manually, and a huge title lay in front of Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie: "On the Reform of the Curse World, Starting from the Dolls and Grasping the Training Policy 2.0"

Flipping through the PPT page by page, the blue light on the projector flashed across Wujo Wu and Xia Youjie's faces, blinding the eyes of the two DKs.

Unexpectedly... even the classrooms of the high school of conjuration don't have projectors, and the facilities of your cult are quite comprehensive.

Zero zero, No. 1 in promoting smart life.

"The reform of spells starts with the baby," Dazai teacher said earnestly, "the rotten oranges on it rot as soon as they rot, and after they rot, they can be used as fertilizer."

Pure natural green organic fertilizer, the fruit farmers who have used it say it is good.

"People who are willing to be abandoned by the world are not worth saving. What we want to change is the thinking of the younger generation."

Gojo Satoru adjusted his sitting posture and listened more seriously.

Osamu Dazai agrees with him.

After all, there is a limit to one's efforts. It is necessary to cultivate like-minded partners and use new ideas to change the decadent past.

The future belongs to young people.

"Reducing the number of curse spirits based on breaking feudal superstition and defeating fear is only the first step of the plan. As long as there are people, curse spirits must exist, but is this really a thing that does all harm and no benefit?"

Cursing spirits... Could it be beneficial to people?Gojo Satoru frowned, and his intuition told him that Osamu Dazai's ideas might be completely different from everyone else's.

Osamu Dazai looked at Xia Youjie, and lazily spread his hands: "As far as I know, you are paid to get rid of curse spirits, right?"

"Yes." Xia Youjie nodded, rubbed his fingers lightly, and retorted: "But the casualties and sacrifices of the conjurer are by no means a price that can be easily offset by money."

"Not necessarily." Osamu Dazai shook his head, and Lingling beside him shook his head, like two rattle drums fluttering in the wind, bang bang bang bang.

Osamu Dazai leaned back and tapped his knuckles on the coffee table: "Xia You-kun, do you know Mafia?"

"Underworld organization?" Xia Youjie didn't understand, but he still replied: "I saw that when I was in middle school, there were groups of gangsters near the school who always came to make trouble."

Then he was beaten half to death, and ran away in a hurry, disheveled duck batch.

"No." Osamu Dazai dipped some tea into the biscuit with his finger and wrote and drew on the coffee table, outlining a clear context with a few strokes.

"The formal Mafia organization is similar to the company system, and the top management is not much different from the white-collar executives. But the bottom-level personnel are indeed similar to the gangsters you mentioned, but they are more organized and disciplined."

"They are just working for money. They do the thing of losing their heads, get the money for their lives, and die in a gutter one day, and a body bag covers their heads."

In Port Mafia, the number of these people is the largest, and the high-level people only account for a small part. They are the cornerstone of the organization.

Osamu Dazai dropped the long biscuit in his hand and wiped his fingertips with a paper towel: "Let's put it more realistically. The astral body incident, the Fuheshier and the cursers who came to kill you all did it." It’s a life of hard work for money.”

A reward of one million is touching, and life and death are at stake.

Facing Xia Youjie's silent eyes, Dazai Zhi smiled: "There is only one difference between these: the conjurer's sacrifice is not necessarily voluntary, but they are."

Compared with killing people, killing curse spirits has a more sense of justice and mission. In addition to money, magicians also have gratitude and gratitude as rewards.

"You think that the existence of curse spirits is a curse and the source of misfortune. But there is one thing that too many people naturally ignore: if there is no existence of curse spirits, how much difference is there between a magician and an ordinary person?"

"Better than ordinary people? Is it similar to a superman? Yes, in the field of combat, your talents are unmatched, but in the final analysis, people are people after all."

"What makes the conjurer take it for granted that he is superior to others? Have you ever thought about this problem?"

Osamu Dazai's voice resounded in the Japanese room, like knocking on a bluestone slab.

Both light and heavy.

The silence in the air was even worse, Gojo Gojo's blue eyes looked at Osamu Dazai through the sunglasses.

This person's thinking is really terrible.

What he wants to subvert is not only the magic world, but also the generally accepted truth and logic.

The world of Osamu Dazai is a world where supernatural beings and humans coexist.It is true that people with supernatural powers are naturally more valued than ordinary people. Among them, there are those who succeed by virtue of this ability, and some who are affected by supernatural powers for a lifetime.

But no one has ever divided supernatural beings into another species, and called people with special abilities a "supernatural world" similar to "magic world".

Why is this world so different?Is it because of the existence of "ancestral techniques"?But Yusan's family is not full of conjurers.

——Because of the existence of the curse spirit.

"Curse spirit, only those who possess the power of the curse can remove it." Osamu Dazai paused every word.

This sentence is the first lesson every conjurer learns on this path, because it is too natural, and many people ignore it as unimportant common sense.

People forget that common sense is often the most important motivator in rules.

Not because it is unimportant to be ignored, but because it is too important to be engraved in the bone marrow.

"Perhaps you and your teacher both think that this sentence means: only conjurers can solve the curse spirit, and this is your responsibility. Even if you die for it, it is the mission of the conjurer."

Osamu Dazai smiled vaguely: "That's why Mr. Xia You hates ordinary people - why should the curse created by ordinary people kill the conjurer? It's better to let all ordinary people disappear, and there will be no more curses in the world." Spirit, no one will die again."

"Do you think so?" He looked at Xia Youjie, who was avoiding his gaze, with his chin resting, and sighed, "I thought your elementary school teachers had told you this truth: only those with unreplaceable talents People can always have the right to speak in society.”

As a social animal who dropped out of school to work at a young age, Osamu Dazai looked at the two lucky people who were assigned jobs before graduation, and condemned the vast number of young people who are "unemployed after graduation": "As long as the curse spirit exists for a day, Conjurers will never be unemployed, this is an iron rice bowl, and it is an iron rice bowl with a system! Do you know how many people are so envious that their eyes bleed?"

Young man, do you think that fighting a curse spirit is the scariest thing in life?

When you have experienced stupid bosses, stupid colleagues, 996 and 007 shift shifts, wage arrears, company closures, laid-offs and unemployment, etc., you will find how kind and friendly a spellcaster is.

Meals and supplements are all available, someone will pick you up and pick you up when you go out on a mission, you will be reimbursed for your ticket and accommodation, your salary is high, you don’t have to work, and when you are not working, it is basically equivalent to paid vacation.

If you think it is too troublesome to go out to work, you can also apply to go back to school to teach and educate people everywhere.

Where in the world can you find such a perfect job?Freshmen cried when they heard it.

"If ordinary people can become magicians, even if you tell them all the accidents and tragedies that may happen when you fight against the magic spirit, most of them are willing to sign the life and death certificate and change careers directly."

Osamu Dazai spread his hands: "Mr. Xia You, your thoughts can only represent yourself. Because in your eyes, magicians are all forced to step on the battlefield."

"This is what we want to change." Osamu Dazai raised his index finger and said seriously: "By reducing the number of magic spirits, some magicians will be liberated, so that those who don't want to enter the profession have the opportunity to change professions, and what remains is even People who know that they will die but still want to fight the curse spirit."

"Man has the freedom to choose how to die, and his choice does not require anyone's interference."

"Those old things in the upper echelon of the magic world are not qualified to force people to die, and by the same token, you have not deprived others of the right to choose to fight."

"As long as the number of curse spirits decreases to a certain level, they will change from what you hate the most to something that everyone flocks to."

There are too many monks, and conjurers who specialize in removing curse spirits with cymbals also have work targets.As long as manpower can be freed up, conjurers have plenty of opportunities to use their conjurations in other fields.

For example, the mantra is a person who flies, a natural pilot, and switching careers to deliver food is definitely the most highly praised food delivery boy in the country.Once the order is received, the mission will be fulfilled.

For example, a person whose spells are shadow skills, a proper master of shadow puppetry, can also work seamlessly as the director of the zoo and the head of the circus, one person with three jobs, bringing laughter to the world.

So many things to do!If you don't want to be a conjurer, don't do it. People must know how to be flexible, little fools!

Of course, Osamu Dazai knew that the essence of the current situation was that there were too many spell spirits and a shortage of spellcasters, and those who wanted to change careers could only go to hell.

Xia Youjie's way of thinking is correct, as long as the number of curse spirits can be reduced to a certain extent, and all the rotten oranges at the top are taken away, the future of the magic world will be bright.

"But you are too extreme. Civilized people do things in a civilized way." Osamu Dazai pressed in a low voice.

He thought of Ling Ling who touched porcelain directly without saying a word when they first met, and silently bowed his head and pointed fingers in his heart.

In this world that doesn't talk about martial arts, only Teacher Jin Dao has a good conscience and guides the lost lamb regardless of past suspicions.

Zero Zero: Are you serious?

The fact that Osamu Dazai has a conscience is enough to top the port Mafia's daily cold joke list, and Nakahara Nakaya called it shameless.

Listening to your words is better than reading ten years of books.

The pure love DK duo was limped just like that, the righteousness and passion in their hearts went straight to the sky, and they were sweating in the air-conditioned room.

Osamu Dazai: What's going on, is the air conditioner broken again?Mommy save me!

"It's up to you." Wujo Wugai concluded, Dazai Osamu's toughness of the high-level executives in the magic circle won his heart, and his evaluation of Dazai Osamu changed from "black-hearted cotton capitalist" to "black-hearted cotton candy capitalist" .

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"What do you need us to do?" Xia Youjie exhaled, making the same choice as Gojo Satoru.

For the future of the magic world, for the happiness of the next generation, why not sacrifice your life for righteousness!

"I said it at the beginning." Osamu Dazai harmlessly picked up the black and white impermanence suits on the table with each hand, and patted the DK duo's chest hard.

With a sound of "Pa!", the self-esteem of the innocent boy was shattered.

"For the future of the magic world, debut and become an idol!"

Gojo Wu & Xia Youjie: "..."

Grass (a kind of plant), careless, it turned out to be here waiting for them.

a week later.

Returning to the staff dormitory, Noctua Zhengdao let out a sigh of relief. He put on the doll slippers he wove, hung the key chain with felt dolls on the entrance, and walked towards his fabric sofa full of dolls.

Night Moth Zhengdao, a man who looks like a violent man but is actually a craftsman with a delicate mind. Like most middle-aged men in the world, his family has hard-to-recite scriptures.

"Going home, I don't have to see the faces of Wu and Jie anymore." Who can understand the heartache of the class teacher, the only well-behaved girl in the class is actually the eldest sister who burns her head with smoking and drinking.

The children are more difficult to take care of than the other, he is suffering.

"Let's watch TV for a while." Ye Mozheng looked at the time, it happened to be the end of the news broadcast and the new episode of "Approaching Science".

This hard-core program is widely circulated in the magic world, and each program will have a magic spirit of level one and above as a guest, and the play is thrilling and exciting, making people want to stop.

It's not that the upper echelons of the conjuration world never thought of forcibly suspending the broadcast, but Shuji Tsushima's backstage is terribly tough, and the Yusanjia's concerted efforts did not shake a single hair of him, which can be said to be a loss of face.

Don't let them catch Shuji Tsushima himself, the old ones with faces like orange peel bared viciously with gaping yellow teeth in impotent rage.

When they are angry, the moth is happy.He also bought Shuji Tsushima's debut work "The God's Bride" and read it. The next day, his eyes were swollen like peaches and he went to work.

He can be considered to understand the truth of the collective enlightenment of the three students that day. Mr. Tsushima is worthy of being a contemporary literary master, and his love novels are truly unique.

Night Moth Zhengdao has since become a loyal viewer of "Approaching Science", especially after he found out that the number of curse spirits in the country dropped by 30% within a month of the show's broadcast, he was even more shocked.

Mr. Tsushima is an amazing talent!

"What will be the content of today's program?" Ye Mozheng said to himself while using the TV remote control to change the channel, "First-class spell spirit, super-level spell spirit? Or..."

"Welcome to our show, I'm the new host Wujo Satoru! Good evening everyone!" said a white-haired Baiwuchang excitedly, it seems that he has found his own pleasure in this job.

"I'm Xia Youjie, good evening everyone." Gojo Goku smiled like a big fox with black hair and black hair.

In the square TV box, one white, one black, one left and one right, two super magic spirits were trampled under their feet lightly, less than half a second of footage was taken.

"This, this!" The pupils of Noctuma Zhengdao outside the screen trembled.

Aren't these two impermanent black and white players who look like talented players, they are his good students! ?

what is going on?The two of them were obediently attending class in the classroom an hour ago!How to say time travel, time travel, can you still be saved?

"I must be old..." Ye Mo Zhengdao muttered to himself with blank eyes.

Presbyopia, cataracts, glaucoma... These diseases are still imposed on the elderly after all.

The program on TV was still going on, Gojo Satoru had already entered the state completely, and his professionalism was even inferior to the host of the news network.

Hearing the good student's voice, Ye Mozhengdao had only one thought left in his mind: "The Wutiao family...is it bankrupt?"

In order to support his family, even the proud Gojo Satoru had to sacrifice his appearance to debut as an idol to make money.

What a cruel society!

The author has something to say: Noctua: Should I apply for a poor student subsidy for Wu?