Your AI is online

Overnight, Wujo Gou and Xia Youjie's duo Mancai became popular all over the country.

From a 78-year-old grandma down to a three-year-old sister, no one is not attracted by their looks, they pick up their love number plates one after another, and throw themselves into the Aegean Sea like dumplings.

Fans who changed their face in just one glance flocked to Shuji Tsushima's personal forum, begging Mr. Tsushima to let more newcomers come out for a walk, they were very happy to give the photographer money to buy big chicken legs to eat, raw pictures of Madama!

Normal operation, the Gu King in the world is not just talking, after all, this is still a world of face.

"Our ratings have broken records, Zero Sauce." Osamu Dazai said gratifiedly while holding his mobile phone, he was so proud of his employees.

When he was at the port of Mafia, he was also ordered by Mr. Sen to use his beauty for the benefit of the organization. At that time, he only thought that the old fox was too good at oppressing people. Now he knows the beauty of it after using this trick himself.

Capitalists are all the same.

"On the day when Wujo Wu and Xia Youjie's collaboration program was broadcast, the number of spell spirits in the country dropped by 10%." Ling Ling and Osamu Dazai met to see the data, and she opened her mouth slightly, and said in amazement: "That's great." Use it."

yes.Osamu Dazai also sighed in his heart, what an excellent tool man, who sells himself and performs art, good brothers buy one and get one free.

Why is this so?The principle is actually very simple.

Mantras are born from people's negative emotions, and the opposite of negative emotions is naturally positive emotions.

Happy, happy, excited, looking forward to...

Positive feedback brings positive emotions, which originate from smooth work, excellent studies, ambiguous love affairs, and the soul of LSP who sees beautiful women.

Who doesn't like a beauty?It has been scientifically proven that appreciating more beautiful colors can effectively improve people's sense of well-being, and it has a miraculous effect on increasing skin luster and sleep quality. It is very worth recommending to the majority of workers and friends.

Beauty is a treasure that belongs to the world, so good-looking, let everyone see more!

A conjurer cannot save the world, but an idol can. Don't underestimate the power of love!

"This efficiency..." Lingling was making plans in his head, and his eyes slowly moved to Osamu Dazai's face.

Do you want to send the master to debut?The three-person boy group is a wonderful match that lasts for a long time. The attention of the boy group is much more than that of a solo, and the pragmatist Lingling is ready to move.

Triangle, what a stable shape, she thought it was very good.

"Don't think about it, don't talk about it." Osamu Dazai knew the terrifying energy of persecution in Ling Lingpikapika's eyes without turning his head.

In the face of unreliable ghost ideas, the most direct way is to strangle them in the bud with a hard heart.

Osamu Dazai's answer can be said to be quick, precise and ruthless, without a trace of human touch, as if dreaming back to Mr. Dazai's time at the port Mafia.

Seeing this scene, a cold light flashed in the eyes of the chipmunk locked in the pink running wheel: there is a flaw!

The notorious villain was no longer tied in the corner with a rope, of course not because Osamu Dazai found out with his conscience, but because Xia Youjie snatched back the rope that tied him.

Sneakers are incomplete without shoe strings, especially in the case of Zero Ling, a wicked little ghost, who only smoked a shoe string, which is almost obsessive-compulsive.

Lingling: Xia Youjie, cheapskate.

Cut, it's just a shoestring, and if you return it to him, you can return it to him. It just so happens that the running wheel that Lingling ordered earlier has been delivered to your door, and the chipmunk has a new home.

As soon as she finished unpacking the courier, she immediately put the chipmunk in with great anticipation, and squatted beside the running wheel with her eyes on her knees and waited.

"Move, you move." The little girl scratched the running wheel with her hands, trying to get the chipmunk moving, "If you don't exercise, you will get fat! You can't be a house mouse, life lies in exercise, jump! "

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Heh, Dazai Osamu sneered when he glimpsed this scene from the corner of his eye.

If he could get rid of Lingling's persecution by pretending to be dead, he would have been buried in the ground long ago.These routines are all leftovers from his play, the thousand-year-old antiques are just uncreative and old-fashioned.

Lingling waited patiently for a while, and found that her little pet didn't give her any face, and insisted on pretending to be dead until dawn.

It takes time, and Lingling doesn't mind being with her. After all, among all the people present, she is the only one who surfs in the middle of the night every day so high that she flies, and she doesn't need such useless things as sleep.

It's a pity that Ling Ling's body is an AI, and she pays attention to efficiency.

Artificial intelligence will divide all the things in the processor into different priorities, and deal with them in order of priority.

In the zero-zero processor, the priority of supervising the chipmunk running wheel belongs to the last stream in the last stream, and the last stream will be cleared out by the way when the cache is cleared.

On the contrary, the priority of "playing with Dazai Osamu" is second only to "supervising Dazai Osamu's draft".

A mother's love, all in words.

Brain Chipmunk is too lazy, for its health, Lingling can only enforce it.

She reached out and scratched the fat mouse's chin, and when Naohua was humming comfortably because of the subconscious reaction of her body, Lingling grabbed the corner of the running wheel, spun and took off!

Brainstorm: gurgling gurgling ￥@%&*! !

"Yeah, very good, come on, Shushu, you are the fattest!" Lingling clenched his fist to cheer Chipmunk, "Hold on to this wave, you are the pilot of the mouse world!"

Brainstorm: Fuck, trough, trough, trough - I'm going to vomit, I'm really going to vomit!

It won't vomit, because it refuses to drink bitter gourd juice or eat rat food, and now its stomach is empty.

Amidst the dizzying excitement, scenes of the marquee were played back in the brain.

It will never forget the day of humiliation, the day when it was pressed to the ground by Osamu Dazai and beaten, and the day when Ling Ling was stuffed into a mouse shell!

This is the toughest challenge in the Brain Villain's career. It is frustrating, but not discouraged.

The psychological qualities of excellent villains are all leveraged. They are more tenacious and indomitable than the protagonists. They gallop on the road to death without stopping for a moment.

Life is endless and death is endless, the villain is brainwashed, cheer up again!

As the running wheel turned round and round, Naohua felt as if his soul had been sublimated in the drum washing machine, and he felt the ultimate of the universe!

It must be that God is also encouraging it, don't give up!

"Very good." Lingling finally stopped turning the wheel and clapped her hands in satisfaction, "Let's continue to work hard tomorrow."

She lowered her head and fumbled in her pocket, took out a show and threw it into the cage.

"It's a reward." Ling Ling nodded Chipmunk's head through the acrylic cage, "Eat well."

It's fun to watch the mouse run on the wheel, continue tomorrow.

The chipmunk has not eaten for several days. Even if it dies of starvation or thirst, it will not eat a grain of mouse food or drink a mouthful of bitter melon juice.

But in the face of this red candy, hunger overcame its reason.

"I'll just lick it, I'm sure it'll be fine." Chipmunk comforted himself, hugged Xiudou with its two front paws, and took a quick sip.

"Wow!" With a squeak, a fat gray mouse was struck by lightning and died while running the wheel.

A scholar can be killed but not humiliated.Naohua looked up at the ceiling and struggled to get up while foaming at the mouth, vowing to avenge the torture of running.

When it obtains a human body, it will be the time when Osamu Dazai and Ling Ling die!

Begging for mercy, apologizing, and kneeling are all insignificant!

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Naohua knows that it is very difficult to defeat this pair of evil dogs and men with their own abilities. If they want to see a glimmer of life from the desperate situation, they must first alienate their alliance.

There is no pure friendship between human beings and magic spirits. Brainstorm squeaks and strokes the mouse beard, and uses its wise eyes to record every possibility that may split Osamu Dazai and Zero Zero.

It looked left and right, looked up and down, and the two people outside the running wheel didn't seem to be arguing at all. They stuck together like conjoined twins and continued to browse the forum.

Brain Flower: Very angry.

"I've roughly read today's documents, Dazai-kun, this reimbursement list is not quite right, did you bring some private goods?"

While Chipmunk was racking his brains to detect the flaws, Xia Youjie knocked on the door and came in, holding a thick document in his hand.

"Explain, what is the purchase record of more than 30 bandages of different brands, different colors and different styles?" Xia Youjie looked suspiciously, "Even if you change the bandages on your body every day, you won't need so many bandages, right?"

Osamu Dazai was lying side by side with Lingling on the tatami mat to browse forums and watch sand sculpture netizens quarreling. Hearing Xia Youjie's voice, he turned over with difficulty, like a seal with a belly sunburned, his limbs paralyzed into pancakes.

Lingling moved her body, put her chin on Osamu Dazai's chest, and used him as a mobile phone holder to continue surfing the Internet.

"Xia Youjun, I'm different from you. I'm a delicate boy." Faced with Xia Youjie's reimbursement form, Dazai said without blushing, "You don't understand, the life of a delicate boy is exactly Such luxury, these are necessary consumption."

What happened to buying bandages?The money was earned by him (squeezing Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie), and he was free to buy whatever he wanted.

You people, don't think that the only drab color for bandages is white.For senior pharaoh cosplay lovers, bandages are like girls' JK, they look similar, but they are completely different.

To sum up the members of the bandage family in such a simple way, apology, apology to Mr. Bandage!

Xia Youjie's hand holding the reimbursement form tightened, and he told himself to himself: don't get angry, you get wrinkles when you get angry, and don't get angry with Zuo Jing when you get angry with anyone, you can't beat him.

He asked Osamu Dazai a few more questions about the future development of the Panxing Sect. Xia Youjie was about to turn around and leave when he was suddenly attracted by the mouse in the pink running wheel.

He knew about this mouse, the rope that Ling Ling used to tie it up at the beginning was stolen from Xia Youjie's sneakers.

"Why does it look listless?" Xia Youjie squatted down and shook the roller.

Uncharacteristically, the Chipmunk didn't yell loudly, but squeaked twice in a gentle manner, which seemed a bit cute.

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It can be regarded as seeing through Osamu Dazai and Ling Ling. A black mud spirit and a sand sculpture monster are not people who can be fooled. It is as smart as it can't be hanged on a tree with a crooked neck.

But Xia Youjie is different, Xia Youjie is easy to deceive at first glance!

Not only is he easy to deceive, but the brain flower itself is also salivating at his body.

What a container, how could it not be his?

Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared. Naohua finally had a "close" contact with Xia Youjie, and he must not let go of this good opportunity.

It turned its belly out pretending to be weak, and looked at Xia Youjie eagerly with small eyes. It looked pitiful and helpless as if it had been abused, which could arouse human sympathy.

"Did you talk about it?" Hearing Xia Youjie's question, Lingling diverted his attention from the Internet, and casually glanced at the chipmunk, "It just finished exercising, maybe it wants to do it again."

The chipmunk's pitiful appearance is enough to inspire sympathy in any human being, but it doesn't work on non-humans, let alone AI.

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"Mimiko and Nanako may like small animals." The male mother thought, "Can I borrow it for a day?"

"Okay." Lingling said indifferently, "Be careful, it likes to grind its teeth at night. If you are a light sleeper, you can throw it out of the window temporarily and pick it up in the morning."

Brainstorm: I confirm that you are deliberately abusing me.

"Grinding your teeth is really annoying." Osamu Dazai nodded in agreement.

He sleeps lightly, and wakes up easily when there is a disturbance, and he relies on the pink and white Lingling rabbit that he carries with him to help him sleep.

Xia Youjie picked up the running wheel, ready to take it back to the room and play with Nanako Mimiko.

"Oh, that's right." The moment Xia Youjie was about to close the door and leave, Osamu Dazai suddenly said, "This mouse can speak human language, but it's all nonsense. You'd better not listen to it."

Xia Youjie:? ? ?

Didn't you say something so important earlier?

"Wouldn't it be better to be able to talk?" Lingling said deeply, "Mimiko and Nanako will definitely like it."

The real Diony princess can talk to small animals, just like Lingling, she can speak 108 kinds of animal languages!

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Xia Youjie carried the chipmunk back to the room with his head full of question marks.

He thought he had seen many outrageous things, and eaten many strange and colorful curse spirits, but the talking mouse was really a novelty.

"Is there a battery here?" Xia Youjie fiddled with the fat mouse, "Where is the switch? Is it on the top of the head?"

The circle of black sutures on Mouse Tianling's cover was too unorthodox, Xia Youjie couldn't hold back, and lifted his brainless skull.

Lift up your hijab~ Let me see your face~ Your face is red and round, like a red apple on a tree! Red apple!

Accompanied by the classic folk music "Pick Up Your Hijab", Xia Youjie received a strong visual impact.

What is this thing that looks like [Muffling——]?

Brain Flower bared its white teeth at Xia Youjie: It was a little bit shy when the hijab was lifted suddenly.

"Don't be afraid, young man, take it easy." Although it was not what he thought at the beginning, after observing Xia Youjie closely, he found that this body is really good for everything, and it is very suitable for him.

Betting on the dignity of being a villain, it must get him!

"I'm sorry to meet you so unexpectedly," Chipmunk said politely.

Having pretended to be a big-tailed wolf for so many years, Naohua is actually quite experienced, but the scattered sand sculptures make it completely useless.

You can't reason with an artificial mentally retarded person who doesn't listen to or speak human words, it's too embarrassing for the mouse.

"We probably haven't met before." Xia Youjie hesitated while holding the chipmunk's skull, and then gave it back intact.

Xia Youjie: It's better not to play with Mimiko and Nanako as a mouse, dirty.

It doesn't matter.Thinking in his head, he has unilaterally viewed Xia Youjie for a long time, and they are already close friends, you have me among you, and you are good friends among me.

Good friends don't need to be too formal when talking, Naohua assumes the posture of a life mentor, with two short gray legs and a rat tail elegantly folded together, sitting half-on the roller in a very ladylike manner.

The buttocks are only touching one-third of the seat, and it was a fastidious person in life.

"Mr. Xia You, I've heard about your righteousness, it's very exciting and touching!" Brainstorm straight to the point, wanting to play the emotional card.

As Xia Youjie spurs Stoka, it is confident that it knows him well.

How can human righteousness be easily changed?The young man in front of him must be pretending to submit to Dazai Dazai, but in fact he is secretly continuing his great plan to clean up ordinary people, Naohua is so sure.

Ten thousand steps back, even if Xia Youjie was really persuaded by Dazai Zhi, Naohua still has a little confidence in his brainwashing ability.

As a famous villain, who doesn't have a penetrating and in-depth study of Zuidun?Who doesn't claim to be a life mentor?

A mere black mud spirit must be no match for its eloquent tongue!

Xia Youjie: "Oh? What have you heard?"

He put down the pen he signed on the document, and gave the gray mouse in the pink running wheel a look.

The Xia Youjie at this time is no longer the original Xia Youjie, he is Niu Colu Jie who was reborn after being beaten by Osamu Dazai's personality modification punch, and he is a completely different fireworks.

"Ordinary people and conjurers are completely different species. They are as humble as they are not qualified to breathe the same air as great conjurers." Naohua took a look at Xia Youjie's jade Buddha-like face, and fell in love with him. Said: "Humans without magic power are nothing but monkeys. Submitting to us is their only meaning! This is righteousness!"

The mouse's voice was upright and resounding, shaking Xia Youjie in place.

It turns out, it turns out that he was so ashamed after his previous thoughts were spoken out? !

My God, where did this come from a patient with advanced secondary disease?It's not that he's terminally ill, but that he's hopeless!

"I, was this the image I had in Dazai-kun's eyes from the very beginning?" Xia Youjie was hit hard, and his shame made him almost unable to breathe.

He is now so embarrassed that he can use his toes to pick out three rooms and one living room on the marble floor, and he just wants to throw this face away and wander the world with the wind.

"This is already enough to reach the level of the Black History Bot." Xia Youjie stared blankly.

Almost, almost he would be socially dead.

Naohua, who was giving a passionate speech, didn't notice Xia Youjie's murderous eyes, and was still eloquently expressing his recognition and approval of Xia Youjie's righteousness.

"An ignorant monkey is only worthy of obeying the orders of the magician. Now the decaying magic world needs Mr. Xia You, a young man with ideals and righteousness, to rectify it. The old man appreciates your character very much. If you Don't mind, I allow you to worship me as a teacher, what do you think?"

Naohua felt that he was stepping on the right point of Xia Youjie, full of confidence and pretending to be modest, he moved out the way of fooling Dazai again to fool Xia Youjie.

How does he look?Xia Youjie sneered, he thought that if he let the fat mouse go on, he might as well give up his face and just throw it to the pan fried pancake chef.

"I think Miss Lingling is right." Xia Youjie picked up the chipmunk's tail and pressed it on the running wheel.

"You should exercise more." If you are tired, you will learn to shut up.

After finishing speaking, Xia Youjie ruthlessly pinched the corner of the running wheel and slammed it down hard.

The villain's brain, take off again!

The author has something to say: Zero Zero: Oh, take off!