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Before entering the ruins, Jin Fulishi gave Osamu Dazai a reminder engraved on the gate of the ruins, in which was written a guideline worth a thousand dollars for customs clearance: "Group battles can be lost, but lovers must die."

Everyone, including Dazai Osamu and Kuroro, thought that the owner of the relic had suffered a painful emotional injury, which made him obsessed with it for many years, and even in his later years, he wanted to build a relic to commemorate his dead love.

Who would have thought that what he encountered was not the hatred of taking his wife, but the little magic.

It's right to think about it carefully. Is there any emotional injury that time cannot heal?No matter how painful the past is, it will gradually be forgotten as time goes on.

Only height!It is a curse frozen in time!

If a person has not grown tall, after many, many years, he still has not grown tall!

When I was young, I could comfort myself that "there is room for growth", but I am already a lot older, so why bother to deceive myself?

The height of the owner of the ruins was fixed in the years by the three slaps of the city lord. Over the years, things have changed, but his height has never changed.

Thinking back to that sunny day, the bride and groom dressed up to attend, the childhood sweetheart who snatched the marriage, the proud and happy city lord, the contented melon eater...

Pleasure is theirs, he has nothing.

On the host stage, a young man's dream of growing taller was shattered.

He is angry, he hates, he wants the world to feel his pain!

"For the sake of my height, go to hell!"

The owner of the ruins drew his sword and looked around in a daze: "Who! Which of you is a lover?! Stand up!"

He has set conditions that outsiders can only enter the ruins if they meet the two conditions of being a couple and being "old, weak, sick, disabled and pregnant". Since there are outsiders breaking into the ruins, there must be a couple among the five people.

The owner of the ruins saw that Hisoka was pregnant at a glance. Although he did not know why a man could become pregnant, the possibility that Hisoka was a transgender person could not be ruled out.

In addition to height, the head of the FFF group is quite tolerant of other people's XP. He locked Hisoka as a member of the couple, and his sharp eyes swept over Osamu Dazai, Zero Zero Kurolo and Ilmi.

When the owner of the ruins broke out, Ling Ling left the formatted phantom of the daughter of the city lord and ran back to Osamu Dazai.

Compared with the three perverts next to her, her master is so weak, Ling Ling must always stay by Dazai Osamu's side to protect him.

Osamu Dazai picked up the little girl: It's too messy here, what if a child like a short winter melon is stepped on?

The harmonious filming of Osamu Dazai and Ling Ling as a family is incompatible with the chaotic wedding scene in your circle, and the owner of the ruins can rule out the correct answer at a glance.

"There are two people left to choose one of the two." His eyes flicked back and forth between Yiermi and Kuroro.

To be able to subdue a man like Hisoka, who looks very coquettish at first glance, must also be a coquettish bitch!

Although the owner of the ruins has been single so far, the FFF group has never eaten pork but has seen pigs run away. He has cut off countless marriages and has already cultivated a pair of piercing eyes.

He could tell at a glance: Yi Ermi and him are fellows!

They are both mother-fetal singles, so why meet each other before.

It's decided, Hisoka's adulterer is you - Kuroro!

"Heh, don't think that you can escape the sanctions of my big FFF group by changing your gender." The owner of the ruins sneered, "Take your life!"

Facts: This year is Kuroro's birth year.

The year of birth is full of disasters and disasters.

First, he was crazily targeted by Osamu Dazai because he took advantage of a small advantage to pick up the crimson heart, and staged a battle royale in Youkexin; later, he was spotted by the owner of the ruins because of his too scumbag temperament, and was called Hisoka's adulterer. Fight and shout.

"It's not that I didn't, don't talk nonsense." Kuroro flashed a blow, surprise still on his face.

There are five of them, only one girl. She sticks with Osamu Dazai every day. Anyone with eyes can see how handsome this couple is. Why did the owner of the ruins find him?

What's wrong with Kuroro?He was beaten from start to finish, is there something wrong with this world where only Kuroro is injured?

"Is the captain going to compete with me for the opponent?" Hisoka, who was playing in high spirits, showed displeasure, "You have never been so confused before."

Owner of the ruins: Alright, his vision is indeed right, as soon as he heard this, he knew that the relationship between you two is not normal, eat his big fireball technique!

burn burn burn burn burn burn

Kuroro: Shut up Hisoka, don't add fuel to the fire.

Hisoka and Kurolo didn't have a tacit understanding, and he couldn't understand the gestures in his eyes.

But Kuroro is the big apple that Hisoka has coveted for a long time. He licked his lips and reluctantly said: "Well, if it is the leader, I am willing to share the joy with you."

"Let Hisoka continue, and your innocence will really be lost." Dazai Osamu made up the knife, he smiled and looked at Kuroro: "Don't forget, the child in his stomach still lacks a complete home."

The pregnant woman is the biggest in the world, and Ren Kuluoluo is so eloquent that he can only be dragged into the water.

"Are you just watching there?" Kuroro flipped the thief's ultimate intent in his hand, and the emerald green vines broke through the stone brick floor, dancing violently like a snake.

Not only enemies were attacked, but Ilmi and Osamu Dazai were also within Kuroro's attack range.

Chi-guo-guo's public revenge, everyone knows Kuroro's heart.

He is having a hard time, and none of you should think about it.

What a twisted and ugly heart, without a trace of kindness for the sake of others.

"Beating the enemy is not a waste of time." Yiermi jumped over the gravel and left the battlefield with a righteous face.

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"I'm not a martial artist." Osamu Dazai said decisively, "It would be too embarrassing for a civil servant to participate in a melee."

He's just a book writer, so what does it matter to him if he's a young man playing bosses?

Teacher Tsushima is a treasure in the world. If readers who are waiting for the teacher's new book in the forum know that Kuroro dared to let the teacher take risks, they will have to go to the mountains to take his head.

"I can fight!" Ling Ling actively raised her hand, and the large kimono sleeves slid down from her arms, covering her face with a snap.

"Kids, don't be brave." Osamu Dazai held back his smile and rubbed the tip of Ling Ling's nose, which was rubbed red by his sleeve, "Let them fight, let's go treasure hunting."

The reason why the relics attract people's yearning is mainly because of the funerary objects, apart from being a witness of ancient history.

A relic without burial objects is not a good relic. If you don't get a hair after killing people, you will be angry and vomit blood.

While Kuroro and Hisoka are entangled in the will of the owner of the ruins, wouldn't it be nice for them to go directly to steal the house?

Osamu Dazai and the Il fan of the borderline OB exchanged glances, and walked away directly under Kuroro's murderous gaze.

"Dazai-kun." During the stealth, Yiermi said calmly, "When will you pay the wages you owe me?"

He, Yiermi Beat Dike, never forgets every penny he didn't ask for!

"I remember that I hired you to kill Kuroro." Dazai Osamu reached out and lifted Fujiman who was covering up in front of the tunnel, "You didn't even give me the head, why should I pay the final payment?"

He didn't ask Yier fans to recover the deposit. This black-hearted killer has no professional ethics.

In the face of Osamu Dazai's questioning, others may know that they are wrong and turn around, but Il fans will not.For money, he doesn't need integrity.

"The employment rules of Dadi Hakka, employers are responsible for reimbursement of medical expenses and possible mental damage expenses." Il fans took out a beautifully printed promotional guide for Dadi Ke from their pockets, and flipped through the pages. In front of Osamu Dazai.

"Miss Ling Ling has caused serious mental pollution to me, and my heart has suffered great trauma." Yi Ermi said nonsense without changing his expression, "I had nightmares at home for a month, and my three younger brothers can testify .”

If the testimony is not enough to prove the seriousness of the problem, Yi Ermi also has a psychiatric certificate issued by the family doctor (under his duress).

For money, why not become a mental patient?Are you underestimating the seriousness of his money-seeking persona?

"Wow, that's scary. Zero-chan, what should we do?" Osamu Dazai read.

Oh, how dare you show off your clumsy porcelain-touching skills in front of super-class porcelain-touching experts!

"You are so pitiful." Lingling looked at Yiermi sympathetically, she did not expect that the seemingly strong Yiermi would be so sensitive and fragile in private, more lovable than Huaguduo.

Looking at his dull black eyes, which lost their highlights at a young age, there must be some tragic and profound past.

Looking at his clothes full of nails and riddled with holes and the current situation of the large population of three generations of grandparents and younger brothers, it is no wonder that there is a tradition of abusing child labor in beating the enemy.

穷人的孩子早当家，伊尔迷·揍敌客一定受过许多苦吧，可怜他身为长子都不能光明正大的哭一哭，只能在午夜梦回独自舔-舐伤口。

"Don't say anything, I know everything." Ling Ling said seriously: "I understand you."

Elmi: What do you know?Do you want to reimburse me for medical expenses?My card number is xxxx...

"You must be psychopathic because of too much financial pressure in your family!" Lingling asserted.

In order to save Dabing Yiermi, her search system searched for treatment options in the vast Internet.

Q: If a person suffers from excessive stress and insomnia all night, how can he effectively alleviate his condition?

——A question from a netizen [I have singled out Mrs. Tsushima since I was born].

a: Find a way to make him cry to release the pressure?

——The netizen [Second Young Master Handsome and Effortless] replied.

[Second Handsome Young Master], Miji, the second younger brother of Yiermi, beats the enemy without changing his name or surname, join us!

The family is your eternal safe haven, separated by a thick layer of network can also indirectly provide help to the eldest brother, and she shed tears for the touching brotherhood of beating the enemy Hakka.

Miji, I am so touched by Hunter's good brother, your elder brother will always remember your two sides for the rest of his life.

It's not in vain that Yi Ermi works so hard to make money to support his younger brother, his younger brothers think about him all the time!

"You just said that you were frightened by my curse spirit?" Ling Ling repeated Yi Ermi's words, "Great, are you afraid of ghosts?"

Yier fans were about to nod their heads, trying to blackmail a sum of money for mental damage, when they suddenly felt that what Lingling said was a bit wrong.

What is "too good"?What does she want to do?

An ominous premonition rose in Yiermi's heart, and he and Dazai Osamu met eyes that were one part sympathetic, two parts pity, three parts unbearable, and four parts gloating.

Osamu Dazai: Take care, friend, and have a good journey.

"The ancients said: use poison to fight poison." Lingling raised his hand, and the fingertips of both hands lightly joined and bent, and a golden bell sounded crisply in the void: "The field is unfolding—the midnight ghost land."

The black field instantly engulfed Yiermi. One second before he was surrounded by candle smoke and ghosts, he heard Ling Ling say: "Don't be afraid, I will let you out when you cry. Vent therapy is very effective in treating insomnia and Excessive pressure is very effective, if there is any pain, you don’t have to bear it alone in your heart, just cry out as much as you want!”

After a pause, she added: "This is the method told to me by netizens, if it doesn't work, you can go to him - online name [Second Young Master Handsome and Elegant], real name Mi Ji · Beating Di Ke, your good brother. "

Lingling is a sincere artificial intelligence, she has an exemption agreement, and she is not greedy for credit.

Whether it is effective or not is the idea of ​​Yi Ermi's good brother, so what does it have to do with her little AI?

Injustice has its head, and the debt has its owner.The mental loss fee of Yier fans can just offset the consumption of magic power for him to stage a 3D ghost movie in the zero and open domain, which is very fair.

"I didn't expect the eldest son of a big family to have such a hard time." He let go of Yuyin's hand, Lingling buried his head in Dazai Osamu's neck and rubbed, "Everyone is having a hard time."

Osamu Dazai didn't see it, he felt that Ilmi was living a good life, while Kuroro outside was miserable.

"Just wait for him to come out of Zero-chan's realm." Osamu Dazai opened his eyes and said nonsense, "Get rid of stress and neurotic troubles, and he will definitely be able to start a new life."

While talking, Osamu Dazai walked through a long dark passage, and finally came to an ancient bronze door.

Hanging on the bronze door is a big lock that is so complicated that Lu Ban called it a good guy, and there is a cheap reminder hanging beside it: Violent persecution, treasure self-destructs; input thoughts, directly GG.

Locks are really complicated, even if Kim Frees came here.

The use of violence is not allowed, and the ability to cheat is not allowed. The only way seems to be to find the key.

I also know that the owner of the ruins either hides the key in a shady corner, or worse, does not leave the key at all, just wanting to see outsiders desperately looking for it and finally breaking down in despair.

Unfortunately, he miscalculated one thing.

Locks are hard to beat others, but it is hard to open locks for us, the little prince Osamu Dazai.

"Enter thought power to self-destruct, probably a self-destructing magic circle is engraved inside." Osamu Dazai looked at the keyhole, "Reject all methods of unlocking the lock except the key, and ordinary locksmiths can't help it."

"But it's completely useless to me." Osamu Dazai briskly took out a small hairpin from his pocket, "Let me see."

The self-destruct circle that detects the unlocking method was wiped out under the effect of [Disqualification in the World]. Osamu Dazai broke the hairpin and pried open the copper lock.

The dusty copper door was pushed open with a creak, and Lingling reached out to catch the flying arrow, and when he pressed it with both hands, it snapped.

"There is poison in the arrow." She clapped her palms as if nothing happened, "What a sinister person."

"It must be because he can no longer grow taller, so he discriminates against all taller people to become so dark." Osamu Dazai gestured, "The height of the dark arrow is just 1.5 meters, which is the same as the height of the owner of the ruins. "

Only those who are as tall or shorter as he is will inherit his legacy!This is the last insistence of the owner of the ruins.

Full of malice.

Behind the copper door is an empty dark hall, endless darkness pours in from behind the door, only a touch of moonlight emits a faint fluorescence.

The crescent-shaped gemstone wrapped in velvet has been lying here quietly for many years. Time cannot destroy its beauty, but it makes the gemstone warm and clear, just like the hanging moon in the sky.

The beautiful artistic conception made Osamu Dazai hold his breath. He walked up to the altar where the gem was enshrined, hooked Osamu Dazai around his neck, and picked up a card next to the gem.

"Hui Ye Stone." She slowly spelled out the ghost-like font of the owner of the ruins, and found information from the crooked earthworm characters, "I am lucky to get the God Stone from the Dark Continent. No matter how old or how injured, it can Bringing people back to the peak moment-the individual's time is turned back, and the rules of the world also give way to it."

It probably means that an old man in his 80s uses this Kaguya stone, which can make his body into his own state, whether it is appearance, physical fitness or mental activity.

The method of use is - swallow it raw.

"Such a big one, should you swallow it raw?" Osamu Dazai looked at the Kaguya stone on the flannel in awe.What an indestructible throat it takes to swallow it, another day of challenging the limits of the human body.

"There is one more sentence in the back." Lingling turned over the card and read it professionally: "Hahaha, there is only one treasure. If there are two of you, let's decide the winner first."

"He has too much malice towards his lover." Osamu Dazai glanced at the card sympathetically, "It's probably not just a matter of height, he probably has a single mother and child all his life."

This is a pair of couples who have had a serious psychological shadow and have not come out for a lifetime.

Miserable, little man, miserable.

"Does the master want to use this?" Lingling said uninterestedly, "I don't need it anyway."

What are you saying to an AI, Zero's age is just up to her preferences.

"Next year." Osamu Dazai said blankly, "What use is it?"

The owner of the ruins did not expect that not only the treasure he had worked so hard to hide was obtained by his most hated tall (over 1.5 meters) couple, but the two people who got it didn't take it seriously.

Ruins owner: I'm so angry!

"It's hard to grow up. After using it, I have to go back and do it again. Please forgive me." Osamu Dazai said boringly.

Kaguya Stone cannot go back to the past, it can only allow the user to have the body of the past and peak period.Suitable for elderly people in their twilight years, not for minors.

"Then take it back." Ling Ling suggested, "It is considered a special harvest of the owner, and it does not belong to the category of smuggling for cross-border reselling. It is also good to take it back as a souvenir."

At least the appearance is quite beautiful. Although the functions are not used by them, they are truly priceless in the eyes of those who need them.

Osamu Dazai picked up the crescent-shaped gemstone, and the entire secret room was built for the Kaguya stone. The moment he picked up the gemstone, the sky and the earth split open.

"The ruins have been opened." Osamu Dazai looked up, "It seems that this gem is the real key to the ruins."

Kurollo and Hisoka fought for so long, it was miserable.

"Hmm." Ling Ling replied shortly, her body was gradually recovering from the appearance of a child.

She pushed Dazai Osamu, wanting him to put her down.

"Don't you want me to hug you?" The weight in his arms hardly increased, Osamu Dazai felt that Lingling was surprisingly light, "Is that back good? Doesn't Zero-chan hate walking by herself?"

Ling Ling hesitated.Indeed, she prefers to hang barefoot on Dazai Osamu rather than walk on clogs.

"Okay." She responded softly, squinting her eyes contentedly on Osamu Dazai's back, like a cat purring in the sun.

Osamu Dazai lifted the person on his back with ease, and he chatted with Lingling as he walked out of the ruins: "Where is Ilmi?"

"It's still in my domain. Let him out after the relics and gold meet." To prevent him from maliciously retaliating.

"I don't know if Kuroro and Hisoka have finished fighting." Dazai Osamu lowered his head and pushed away Fujiman at the beginning of the secret passage. He bent down and walked out, "The ruins are opened, and the memories of the past should have disappeared..."

Before Dazaiji finished speaking, a black shadow suddenly appeared in front of his eyes.

Kuroro grabbed Osamu Dazai's hand, his eyes filled with the collapse and despair of "Help, you finally came out, think of a way".

Osamu Dazai has seen a lot of Kuroro strategizing and calming down, and it was the first time he saw him force himself to be calm, and found it very novel.

"What's wrong?" Osamu Dazai asked curiously, "You guys fought too hard, Hisoka had a miscarriage?"

Apart from this incident, what else could make Kuroro panic like this?

It really does.

Kuroro closed his eyes, even though he tried his best to pull himself together, his voice still trembled slightly: "Hisso... is about to give birth!"

The author has something to say: Zai: srds, I don’t know how to deliver babies?