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The daughter of the castellan's family was still looking at Hisoka curiously, wanting to get an answer from her fiancé.

Did the eight-pack abs lie to her?Can it still be used if the legendary object does not match the picture?

In order to protect the three views of the innocent girl, and even more to defend the dignity of a man with eight-pack abs, Hisoka took a deep breath, and tried harder to hold back her stomach than a girl in the weight loss period who was fully armed and stood on the weighing scale.

Take a deep breath, he can do it!

Hisoka pushed aside the city lord's daughter to keep a safe distance from her, without saying a word, he lifted the hem of his clothes up, revealing a neat eight-pack abs: "Oh hehe, it's your illusion, my abs Isn't it here?"

Thanks for the life-saving grace of the frivolous illusion, as long as he doesn't touch the small belly, he will not lose the title of handsome man with abs.

"Hey! Shameful face." The city lord's daughter covered her eyes shyly, not daring to continue to question this shameless man.

Hisoka breathed a sigh of relief.Deceitful and clever, he finally managed to get past this level.

A shameless man, he paid too much for mere vanity.

"If I run over to touch him now, will he kill me?" Outside the courtyard wall, two minds murmured together.

Osamu Dazai laughed at Hisoka holding his breath in front of the girl.He regretted that the scope of disqualification in the world was limited to the place touched by him. If he could replace it with throwing skills, he would have Hisoka die on the spot today.

"How can a person indulge in the past glory and not think about making progress?" The little adult who was hugged by Osamu Dazai shook his head like an adult, "He no longer has eight-pack abs, he must learn to accept the reality!"

Ling Ling looked at Hisoka like a girl who has seen the year after the year - standing in front of the weighing scale in vain and thinking about her figure from years ago, but unwilling to accept the fact that the vest line has turned into a small belly.

Don't take a deep breath, the more air you inhale into your mouth, the bigger the number on the scale. Is it true that people's gas has no weight?

Ling Ling suddenly thought of a serious question: "Is the groom's suit a very close-fitting style?"

It's over, the slim fit is the most afraid of small stomachs, and the clothes cut by Hisoka with an eight-pack abs filter are absolutely comparable to tights. How can Hisoka, who is pregnant, stand up to it? !

Is the dignity he has struggled to maintain about to be shattered on the wedding day?Is there any way to avoid this human tragedy?

"It's okay." Osamu Dazai said with certainty, "I have a very simple method."

Facing the expectant eyes of Mr. Ling Lingkan, Osamu Dazai said without changing his face: "Let Hisoka be naked first, and then use a frivolous illusion to pretend to be a groom. If you meet him, you won’t wear clothes.”

Ling Ling suddenly realized: frivolous illusions can still be used like this!

It is hereby announced that the frivolous illusion won the first place in the best thinking ability in the whole degree, and it is actually a peerless helper for home travel, murder, arson, and escape from emotional debts.

Illusion, the eternal god.

"Was Hisoka a tailor who made new clothes for the king in his previous life?" Lingling said in admiration, "This is clothes that only smart people can see!"

Just as Osamu Dazai was about to nod, he suddenly felt something was wrong.

"Zero sauce," he reminded in a low voice, "Only we can see through his nakedness under the disguise, we are the ones who can't see the clothes!"

Is it okay to scold and scold yourself?

"It's clothes that only the mentally retarded can see." Osamu Dazai corrected him, pointing to himself and Ling Ling, "There are only two smart people in the world."

"Yeah!" Lingling nodded vigorously, "I'm super smart."

No, Osamu Dazai thought silently in his heart, you are the most mentally handicapped in the whole world.

But seeing Ling Ling's happy face, Osamu Dazai became more confident: How can coaxing a child be called cheating? Why not be mentally handicapped once in order to make a little girl happy?He wasn't smart at all!

"Nine out of ten clues to leaving the ruins will appear on the wedding day." Dazai Osamu said gloatingly, "When the sky falls, there will be a tall man supporting it, and we will paddle to snatch the head."

As expected of you, the heart of playing tactics.

Of the five people who entered the ruins, apart from Osamu Dazai, Kuroro was also a black hearted person.

From the moment he had no objection to the "Hisoto full-naked plan" proposed by Osamu Dazai, this man's conscience is worthless.

"I think Dazai-kun's plan is very good." Kurolo didn't change his face, "Isiso's ability is strong even if he is naked? Are you right, Il fan?"

As a "good friend" identified by Hisoka, the facts told by Il fans after confiscating Kurolo's money must be fair, just, open and reliable

"I can prove it." Il fans said with certainty, "Hisso is very strong in full-naked."

Abnormality is powerful because of abnormality, and the more abnormal, the stronger.The way for Hisoka to become stronger is to break through his lower limit. They are not cheating him, they are clearly helping him evolve!

How can they slander the kindness of their painstaking efforts so much?They are all for Hisoka's good.

Hisoka, who lives in the groom-to-be's house, knows nothing about the conspiracy of the "maiden's family", but it is useless for him to know.Apart from Osamu Dazai's bad move, Hisoka couldn't find another way to tuck himself into the tights.

On the wedding day, Hisoka went naked.

A gentleman is frank and fearless, even under the eyes of everyone, he is as calm as nothing.

Facing Hisoka's calm aura and general demeanor from the inside out, even Yi Er's dim black pupils revealed a little admiration.

Respect him for being a man!

"According to the malice of the owner of the ruins towards the couple, this wedding cannot go well." Kuroro said with experience, "I guess: there will definitely be a bride's childhood sweetheart who will come to snatch the marriage in a while, and his eyes are full of pain and expectation. Wings intertwined tears deeply moved the brides on the field."

"The bride saw the beautiful bits and pieces of her past memories in a trance. She recalled the touch and memories brought to her by the bamboo horse. Compared with the rude man in the martial arts competition ring, the strong bamboo horse is the one who can bring her happiness. .”

"Facing the two men who reached out to her at the same time, the final choice of the daughter of the city lord is..."

"Ku Luoluo, have you read too many story books?" Yier Fan said bluntly, "There are no such old-fashioned plots in the romance novels that Mi Ji likes."

"Ilmi-kun, this is because you don't understand." Osamu Dazai rarely spoke for Kuroro, "The reason why a classic is a classic means that it will never go out of date."

Mr. Tsushima has experience, just like the love novels published by Osamu Dazai must write BE under the banner of sweet love.

"Based on my guess about the owner of the ruins, even such old-fashioned things as martial arts competitions and recruiting marriages have been brought out, and marriage snatching is an inevitable plot." Osamu Dazai vowed, "The only thing I don't know is that the owner of the ruins himself was involved in this good fight." What role did you play in the play?"

So much so that after he built the ruins, he engraved the bloody and tearful motto "You can lose in a team battle, but lovers must die" on the gate of the ruins.

"It's nothing more than a choice between the person who robbed the marriage and the person who was robbed. Is there any other possibility?" Kurolo was noncommittal.

Friends, don't talk too much.Slapping the face too fast is like a tornado, a slap catches you off guard.

The wedding day was a beautiful autumn day, accompanied by the servants, the city lord stood on the presiding stage and proudly announced to the whole city: "I have found a son-in-law!"

The son-in-law may have beaten him, but he is still a handsome man with eight pack abs!Proud.jpg The bride came accompanied by her servants.As her steps approached, Kuroro turned on the thief's ultimate intention, Yiermi took out the nail, opened the sky eye Lingling, and Dazai Zhi paddled OB.

Only Hisoka stood upright in the cold wind, relying on righteousness to keep out the cold.

The city lord stood on the podium with a loud voice: "On this beautiful day, I announce that the new couple will become husband and wife..."

"Wait! Keep people under your command!" A passionate roar came from outside the city lord's mansion.

Osamu Dazai & Zero Zero & Chrollo & Il fans: Here we come!

30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, don't bully young people into poverty!

Hisoka was more excited than them. He tore off the clothes on his body—sorry he did it again without clothes—he took off the frivolous illusion and only maintained the image of his eight-pack abs. The poker cards were swiped to attack the marriage snatcher.

Seeing Hisoka move, the ready-to-go group calmly stopped.

Don't worry, they'll go grab the head when he doesn't blue.

On the presiding stage, the city lord stared dumbfounded at the melee in the audience. He excitedly slapped the boy on the back again: "Someone is robbing the marriage! My daughter is so popular?!"

The old father was so relieved, he deserved to be his cub!

With a slap, the boy who was slapped off by the city lord the day before yesterday, who was [-] centimeters tall, suddenly felt that he had lost another [-] centimeters.

Twenty centimeters away!Don't take it too far!

"The situation on the court is not good." Osamu Dazai looked at the two people in the scuffle and the bride with a tangled face, and shook his head, "Even if Hisoka wins, he is doomed to lose."

In front of Tianxiang and Zhuma, the balance in the heart of the city lord's daughter finally leaned towards Zhuma.

"Master, let me down." Ling Ling patted Osamu Dazai's arm, shaking his legs to land.

"What's the matter?" Osamu Dazai held Lingling's hand tighter, "It's a mess now, and Lingling will be stepped on."

It's not like she's so short, Ling Ling was hit hard, and the highlights in her eyes gradually went out: "I, am I really so short that everyone can't see it without lowering their heads?"

How could this be so?I knew that when she squeezed her body, she should squeeze a [-]-meter telegraph pole for herself. Even if it shrinks by half, she still stands out from the crowd.

"No, no, no." Osamu Dazai categorically denied it. He turned his head to search in the crowd, pointed at the young man beside the city lord and said, "Look at that man, our zero-chan will definitely be taller than him when we grow up."

The young man next to the city lord is about equal to the average of Zhongya and Feitan in the Central Plains. Looking at him, Ling Ling finally found a trace of comfort: "I still have room to grow taller, but he no longer has it."

Eyes comparable to X-rays allowed her to see the boy's spine destroyed by the city lord's two slaps, ten centimeters in each palm, and the boy would have to be locked together with his current embarrassing height if he did it again.

"Hisuo is about to lose." Lingling exclaimed in a low voice, "Master let me go down quickly, he can still be saved!"

Osamu Dazai looked at the field suspiciously: Hisoka was clearly going to win, why did Lingling say he would lose?

Because from Dazai's angle, he couldn't see the bride's expression.Ling Ling could clearly see that compared to the lunatic fighting maniac Hisoka, the scale in the heart of the city lord's daughter was infinitely tilted against his bamboo horse.

This is the memory of the owner of the ruins. It doesn't matter whether Hisoka can defeat the snatcher, the important thing is to find the heart knot of the owner of the ruins.

Osamu Dazai bent down and put Zero Zero on the ground, and the little girl ran into the wedding scene wearing ill-fitting clogs, before the bride was about to say the famous line "Yeah, don't fight for me anymore" He hugged the city lord's daughter's waist.

"Mom, don't you want me and Dad?" She raised her head, her dark golden pupils were as clear as the eyes of gods in the sunlight.

The daughter of the city lord: "... Huan?"

The bride's long black hair was coiled up by the golden hairpin, her lips tremblingly looked at Ling Ling, who had the same hair color as her own and the same color as Hisoka's eyes, her pupils were dizzy from shock.

There were only two of them with black hair in the audience, and only Hisoka had golden pupils. The overly obvious genetic characteristics made the city lord's daughter, who was still in the age of blood recognition, unable to refute because of the overly obvious genetic characteristics.

Naive humans don't know that there is a function called AI's one-click facelifting.

Eye color, hair color, and skin color can all be changed with one click, and he is a well-deserved cosplay player at the super high school level.

Lingling is professional, don't underestimate her professionalism.

"What?!" The city lord turned pale with shock, and slapped the servant next to him on the back again, "I have a granddaughter?"

"Crack!" A crisp sound sounded from the back of the boy, he hummed in a muffled voice, and raised his head with serious eyes.

In an instant, the figure of the snatcher who was fighting fiercely with Hisoka stopped suddenly.The lively crowd around is like a frame-dropped freeze-frame picture, the tiles of the houses and palaces created by memory are all broken, and there is only a touch of bright color on the host stage in the black and white world.

"I'm the one who gets hurt every time, time and time again, do you understand the truth that nothing matters?" The boy gritted his teeth and grabbed the city lord by the collar.

"Missy's marriage is none of my business! From the engagement to the robbery, you beat me three times! With a height of thirty centimeters, what do you owe me?"

A slap for the engagement, a slap for the snatched marriage, a slap for the granddaughter, [-] centimeters off in one slap, and a full [-] centimeters off of him.

Let me ask, if a person who is 1.8 meters in the future is fixed at 1.5 meters due to human factors, will he not hate it?

He hates it!

"It's all your fault." Boy, no, the owner of the ruins murmured, "If the eldest lady doesn't get married, the city lord won't be so happy, and the city lord won't slap me three times if he isn't happy."

"If I don't slap those three times, I won't be 1.5 meters to death." He wiped his tears and drew his knife ferociously.

"For my height, go to hell!"

The words of the owner of the ruins brought tears to his eyes, and for a moment Kuroro forgot to open the thief's ultimate intention.

What a miserable man, because he was 1.5 meters long until his death, so he couldn’t calm down enough to build a ruins to remember his youth. The well-informed Ku Luoluo and the hard-hearted Il fans couldn’t help but show sympathy.

"The owner of the ruins is neither the person who robbed the marriage nor the person who was robbed, but he was the one who was most injured in this wedding." Osamu Dazai sighed and said, "Poor, poor."

This man must have known Zhong Yuan Zhong very late. In the distant past life, the two of them must have been brothers.

If they are destined to cross the Dimensional Wall, Osamu Dazai will definitely introduce them to each other. By the way, he said affectionately to Chuya Nakahara: "Look at Chuya! He is your future!"

The author has something to say: Zai: I can’t grow a centimeter tall——

Ling Ling: The whole mountain of bamboo shoots has been taken away by you (gently)