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Hisoka is giving birth!

What Dazai Osamu and Zero Zero worried about finally turned into reality.

Condemn the owner of the relics, make any nonsense about the time difference, and cause the pregnant woman to give birth prematurely!

Ling Ling strongly suspects that this is also a conspiracy by the head of the FFF regiment. He really persecutes the couple from 360 degrees without any dead ends, without any sense of public morality.

Although what he finally persecuted was not a real couple :)

Miserable, Hisoka, miserable.

As soon as Kuroro finished speaking, Ling Ling released Yier Fan without saying a word.

quick!As a young man with a medical license, only you can turn the tide and solve the current situation.

Ilmi was locked in the Hundred Stories and listened to the No.20 five ghost stories told by the curse spirit with his eyes dead. He gave up fighting the endless curse spirit and stabbed the villain in his heart.

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Vaguely, Yiermi caught a glimpse of the white light that opened the domain, and dozens of reading nails appeared in his hands instantly.

It was bright daylight, and he raised his hand without saying a word.

——Typed on the cover of Kuroro Thief's ultimate intention.

Kuroro: Your aim is really exquisite.

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Once again, he will take the lives of dogs and men.

Just before the young master who beat the enemy was about to take revenge, Ku Luoluo grabbed Yi Ermi's hand: "What kind of grievances are there? Let's talk about it later! I remember that you have a license to practice Chinese medicine?"

Kuroro remembered this very clearly. Ma Qi, the only doctor in the Phantom Troupe, deliberately referred to the example of Ilmi before deciding to take the exam for a medical license.

These two doctor friends have never done any surgery other than dissection. Ilmi knows acupuncture and Ma Qi knows how to sew corpses. The road to obtain a doctor's license is extremely bumpy.

Until Hisoka was born, he proved that Yiermi's pulse-taking skills are excellent, and he deserves to be a man who is committed to becoming an old Chinese doctor.

Now, Hisoka entrusts his good friend with a serious task - to deliver him.

How many times can a person meet a man to deliver a baby in his life?

The answer is zero!It's a one-in-a-million miracle!

Any self-motivated and curious doctor would not let go of this good opportunity to be ordered in the face of danger. To this, Yier Fan replied: "I'm sorry," he said, "I'm a killer."

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Kuroro didn't listen to Il's fans' answer at all.

Does it matter whether he agrees or not?unimportant!The important thing is: if Ilmi doesn't deliver the baby for Hisoka, this task will fall on Kuroro!

Really let Kuroro become Hisoka's midwife doctor, he will not let himself go even if he is a ghost.The reason why the thief's ultimate intention is multifunctional is because Kuroro is knowledgeable and talented, not for delivering babies one day.

The Phantom Brigade's A-level wanted criminal can't lose face!

Some people may ask, why didn't Kuroro blame Dazai Osamu and Zero Zero?

Good question!Do you think he doesn't want to?

He thought too much, but Kuroro felt jealous.

He clearly knew that the pregnancy stone that made Hisoka pregnant came from Osamu Dazai and Ling Ling, and they definitely had more than two stones in their hands.

Hisoka's expected date of delivery is clearly a few months later, and the sudden situation is obviously because the ruins have manipulated the flow of time, directly fast-forwarding nine months.

What if Osamu Dazai and Ling Ling suddenly gave Kuroro a pregnancy stone?In the nine-month acceleration, wouldn't he also be recruited?

Kuroro has no false appearance of frivolity. Once he is pregnant, his eight-pack abs can't be found even if he turns the floor over.

You have a bald head and a big belly. Do you want Kuroro to be expelled from Hunter Mitsumi?

He can't offend Osamu Dazai for the time being, the future of offending him is too terrible for Kuroro to bear.

Osamu Dazai, a man who won with a pregnancy stone in an unknown place.

Osamu Dazai: ...This is not something to be proud of, is it?

"Ilmi, you are our last hope." Kuroro forced Yiermi to move forward, "It's just a delivery, it's not difficult."

Hisoka is not a normal person, you can make it whatever you want, and they can accept it except the ending of one dead and two dead.

Yi Ermi took out the nails from his pocket: "I only have nails, is that okay?"

Since it can cut the enemy's throat, it should be a man to cut the stomach.

"No problem... right?" Kuroro didn't take delivery either, and his interests didn't include mother and baby knowledge and milk powder evaluation.

According to Kuroro's superficial knowledge, isn't delivering a baby just to cut it open, take it out, and then sew it back on?It's not that hard, is it?

There were four men plus an AI, and none of them had experienced mother-baby knowledge training.

Ling Ling can search the Internet, but anyway, is it too much a test of the patient's ability to bear while the doctor is Google?Even if his nerves are as strong as Hisoka, he can't stand it.

He was afraid that he couldn't help but kill the doctor himself.Isn't it Google, who can't?

The situation is irreversible, and the license to practice medicine is their last psychological comfort.

"I'm on it." Elmi rolled up her cuffs.

There are several younger brothers in his family, and he is barely the one who knows the most about childbirth among all the people present.

Before entering the delivery room, Yier fans even asked very professionally: "Keep the big and the young?"

"Are you ready to die before the start?" Osamu Dazai was speechless, "Please trust Hisoka's vitality and the quality of the pregnancy stone, both of which can be guaranteed."

Embracing everyone's expectations, Ilmi entered the delivery room that Kuroro temporarily made for Hisoka with the thief's ultimate intention.

A room away, Osamu Dazai, Zero Zero, and Kuroro waited quietly like family members waiting for the doctor's critical illness notice outside the delivery room.

An embarrassing silence permeated the room among the three—no, only Kuroro was embarrassed, Dazai Osamu and Ling Ling got Hisoka's playing cards at some point, and they were stacking card towers together.

They seemed to have full trust in Hisoka and Ilmi, but it seemed that Kurolo's nervousness was particularly prominent.

It's not right, it's not his child, why is he nervous?

Waiting is boring, Kuroro wants to get some information from Osamu Dazai and Ling Lingkou.However, his mind was full of "Sisuo gave birth to Xisuo, what will happen to him", so the first sentence he blurted out was: "Do you think Hisoka's child is male or female or not male or female?"

Osamu Dazai gave a slight pause to his poker hands, and amidst Lingling's "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" emoji, the half-completed card tower collapsed with a whimper.

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Osamu Dazai put his cards back together: "Kurolo-kun, good question, Zero Sauce can answer you."

"Huh?" Kuroro didn't expect Osamu Dazai to say that.

He just started a topic casually, but he didn't expect Osamu Dazai to be so sure.

Could it be that he was mistaken, that Osamu Dazai is actually a well-hidden old Chinese doctor of physiognomy, stronger than Yiermi's pulse?

Ling Ling took out his pocket, and under Kuroro's gradually vigilant gaze, he took out pregnancy stones one after another and built a tower on the ground.

Kurolo: Shocked the whole brigade, why do you have so many?Evil spirits, totally evil spirits!

"This pile is male stones, and this pile is female stones." She counted them one by one, "Based on the reduction in number, the one in Hisoka's hand should be a male stone."

She shouldn't have made a mistake in counting. Although Lingling has the habit of taking out hidden weapons from her pocket and throwing them around, she kept the pregnancy stone well and didn't throw it around.

"If it's a boy, it will look exactly like Hisoka." For details, you can refer to Xiaojie and Jin, which are carved out of a template.

"If it's a girl, will it be Hisoka's sexually transformed version?" Ling Ling imagined, a Hisoka with a hot figure, a nightclub queen and a pole dancer in high heels-no violation.

"He doesn't need a sexual transformation, he's already like that..." Lingling murmured, "After all, he is an iron-blooded man who is good at putting on makeup and stepping on high heels."

She finally understood why Yiermi and Kuroro didn't take too long to accept the fact that Hisoka was pregnant. This pervert, he is so magical!

"Hisuo plays two roles, and his child will have a happy family." Osamu Dazai comforted Lingling, "I remember Hisoka was a dropout, right? He probably doesn't name the child very much, so we will name him for him." How about some alternatives?"

Ling Ling: "Although, master, you and Kuroro are also dropouts."

Kuroro: "I studied in college."

Osamu Dazai & Zero Zero: "Traitor, guna."

Kuroro was kicked out of the group chat.

The news of the opening of the ruins alarmed Jin who was waiting outside. He asked his companions to explore slowly, and came in first to pick them up.

"Why don't you come out?" Jin thought something serious happened, he hurried all the way, and saw Osamu Dazai, Ling Ling and Kuroro sitting together in a harmonious atmosphere to build a card tower.

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"Jin, you're here." Osamu Dazai casually said as he increased his playing cards, "Do you have anyone under your command who can deliver babies?"

"No." Jin shook his head, and he added: "I can deliver babies myself, I have experience."

It can be seen that your little Jackie is very solid.

"Great." Kuroro smiled slightly, "Sisuo is giving birth in a tent, and Yiermi's Chinese medicine license is in danger of being revoked. Would Mr. Fulishi mind to take a look?"

Lingling added: "I didn't hear any movement. Hisoka may have been knocked unconscious by Ilma. Save the anesthesia, remember to disinfect."

gold:"……"

What's the matter with you people?With a look of seeing through life and death, Liu Xiba's son struggled alone in the delivery room.

Yi Ermi is still a child, he has never even held a girl's little hand, is it too fast to go straight to deliver a baby?

The sense of responsibility made Jin roll up his sleeves: get out of the way, kid, and let the professionals do it.

Jin A went in, and Yier fans escaped successfully!

Holding up his hands full of blood, Yiermi scanned the card-playing trio with calm and condemning eyes.

Zero Zero: It's none of my business.

Osamu Dazai: Hang high.

Kurolo: I have nothing to do with the rain.

"Kurolo, I have fully mastered the secrets of delivering babies. If your team members need it, I sincerely offer 100 million precepts to teach on-site."

Ilmi's eyes flicked away from the pregnancy stones all over the floor, and they made the same choice as Kuroro: don't mess with Osamu Dazai and Ling Ling for the time being, and persecute each other first.

"I thank your whole family for Maggie." Kuroro agreed calmly.

"You're welcome." Yi Ermi said calmly, "If I remember correctly, Hisoka is also a member of the Phantom Troupe? The midwife fee plus the happy money is a total of 500 million precepts. You give [-], and I will ask Hiso for the remaining [-] .”

Kurolo: Who are you scolding?

For the umpteenth time, Kuroro condemned himself for absorbing Hisoka into the brigade. Whether he had cerebral palsy or was possessed by evil spirits at that time, he actually committed evil consequences enough to regret for life!

Sorry!

Yi Ermi stretched out his hand in front of Kuroro, the blood on his hands was like a debt-seeking evil spirit, Kuroro wanted to refuse, but he couldn't find an excuse for a while.

He felt that this was wrong, although he asked Yiermi to deliver the baby, but what about the results of Yiermi's delivery?

When the two were in a stalemate, a baby's cry broke the silence.

"Does your so-called delivery mean knocking the pregnant woman out?" Jin opened the door of the delivery room, wrapped a baby in a swaddle in his hand, and said earnestly and earnestly: "Grow up, Shiba, you're so big, you don't have to do it again." One point is one dead body and two lives.”

"It's so fast." Lingling admired.

As expected of a two-star hunter, he delivered the baby so quickly, worthy of his shiny hunter license.

Lingling was still very interested in newborns. She carefully pushed aside the edge of the swaddle and looked at the baby who opened her eyes.

Zero zero: "!"

"What's the matter with the clown makeup on his face?" She gestured twice in a daze, "And the red hair standing up—is it hair gel? Why does he have hair gel to fix his hair?"

The baby in the swaddle was not completely different from Hisoka, at least they were exactly the same.One Q version and one genuine version, Ling Ling was afraid that he would say something in the next second: "Under the big apple tree~"

The baby she saw in the database doesn't look like this, are you humans fooling her little AI?

Kuroro leaned over to take a look, and fell into deep thought with Ling Ling.

Damn, this kid is too much like Hisoka, he really wants to beat him until he cries.

"Should we name the baby now?" Ling Ling turned to look at the quiet delivery room, and asked Yi Ermi: "How hard are you attacking? Why hasn't Hisoka woke up?"

"It's just hitting the back of his head with a force that can smash a durian." Yi Ermi said innocently, "Don't worry, his head is very hard."

Friends, generally we say that a person has a strong head to describe his style of doing things very strong, not really saying that his "head" is strong!Do you think Hisoka is IronMan?

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Members of Jin's team entered the ruins one after another. He enthusiastically invited Kuroro and Ilmi to explore together, but they refused mercilessly.

Il fans don’t do jobs other than killers. Kuroro has a psychological shadow on this relic, but this is not the real reason. The only thing that really dissuades them is Jin’s words: "You ask the pregnancy stone? I gave it to them There are still many here, do you want to take some back as a souvenir?" Jin laughed heartily, and took out the nightmarish magic stone from his pocket.

Kurollo & Il fans: No, no, no, no.

What's going on with you people!Is it fun to carry nuclear weapons on your body every day?

It's terrible, if you stay with them, you may be tricked at any time, it's better to leave as soon as possible.

But Hisoka stayed temporarily, taking his newborn son with him.

"I've decided on the child's name." Hisoka's first words were this after waking up. "I thought about it for a long time in a coma, and decided to give him a name that appeals to both refined and popular tastes and can tell our parent-child relationship at a glance."

"Even if you don't have a name, no one will mistake you just by looking at your appearance." Osamu Dazai stood beside the stroller, reaching out to poke the child's face.

He poked it once, and the clown makeup that the baby was born with disappeared for a second, and it disappeared for a second when he poked it.Osamu Dazai danced with his fingertips like a whack-a-mole, and the baby was like an emotionless face-changing machine, finally crying out loud under Dazai Osamu's persistent torture.

Osamu Dazai withdrew his hand resentfully, pretending that nothing happened.

It's not good for a child to look too much like an adult, he thought he made Hisoka cry, and got goosebumps all over his body.

"What's his name?" Ling Ling asked against the background of the baby crying.

Hisoka picked up his cub with one hand, shook it in the air, and said proudly: "His name is Dongso—how, isn't it a very appropriate name?"

Both refined and popular, it fully shows the parent-child relationship, and it also rhymes symmetrically, which is wonderful.

"If you regenerate two, the South Cable and the North Cable, it will just make up a coordinate axis." Ling Ling applauded slowly, "As expected of you, leading a writer."

Mr. Tsushima thought it was great, and was willing to give up his status as a literary hero to Hisoka for a second.

Dong Suo is a rather legendary child, he was born to read, he is a genius like no one in a million, and he is extremely gifted in combat.

Like his father Hisoka, he is an out-and-out fighting madman, but unlike Hisoka, Dongso has two terrible psychological shadows.

"It's time to go to bed." The little child looked up at the girl holding a storybook, Ling Ling asked his opinion, "Today, do you want to hear about the man in the box or about the ghost school at night?"

Dong Suo: ...is there no option for non-ghost stories?

Sister Ling Ling is good at everything, beautiful, generous and humorous, except that she likes to tell him ghost stories before going to bed, and occasionally takes him into the field.

Let the curse spirit play with Dong Suo×

Let the mantra play Dongso√

If Sister Ling Ling was mentally tortured to him, then Brother Dazai was a blow to him to reduce dimensionality.

Can you imagine the pain of being restored to the delicate makeup that you spent two hours finally getting done?

The most annoying thing is that he didn't do it on purpose, he did it on purpose.

This mysterious couple, the biggest hobby is watching Dong Suo cry :)

Fine, I'm tired, let the world be destroyed.

Based on the principle of working for Mori Ogai even if they return to this world, it is better to take a one-time vacation to enjoy the principle, Dazai Osamu and Ling Ling did not choose to leave with a crimson heart after solving the problem of the ruins for Jin.

Hunter World is a land full of wildness and freedom.In a place far away from people, they can release the black soil, lie side by side on its back to bask in the sun, and walk around on the back of a big dog.

They walked from the plain to the end of the world along the horizon, taking photos with the monsters of the Dark Continent through an invisible barrier.

In the narrow cave under the waterfall in the primordial forest, there are clumps of small fluorescent mushrooms. Osamu Dazai ate a small half of the mushroom caps, and danced yangko around the waterfall for a whole night. Zero delete black history video.

Osamu Dazai, who lost his way in front of the primitive tribe, was forced to get along with the black soil. Before he was frightened and cried, he finally found Lingling who strayed into the cannibal tribe. their great priest.

The sacrifice is Dong Suo, a child who ran away from home for various reasons and was arrested.

As a result, Dong Suo was carried on the dog's back by the tourist duo, and lived a miserable life of falling asleep listening to ghost stories every day, and wasting his makeup as soon as he put on makeup.

"I can't stand it anymore." Dong Suo, who had red hair pricked up with hairspray, grabbed Lingling's sleeve, "Let me go! I am willing to accompany my father to kill father and son in the sky arena!"

If the time can be repeated, he will definitely strangle himself in the rebellious period.

Comparing these two devils, his father was as normal as an honest man!

"We haven't disliked you for getting in the way, you have disliked us first?" Osamu Dazai rolled on Heitu's back, allowing the sun to shine evenly on both sides, "In this case, just throw you wherever you want gone."

Osamu Dazai and Lingling usually don't care about children, but Dongso was born under their watchful eyes.If there was no hidden weapon that Lingling threw out at the beginning, this child would not exist, and the fate between them is not shallow.

Osamu Dazai covered his glare with his hands, and thought about the suitable place for raising children in Hunter World: Meteor Street? Pass, ranked first in the list of the least livable gathering places in the hunter world.

Dry Mountain? Pass, who knows how much foster care fees will be charged for beating the enemy Hakka.

Sky arena? Pass, ask Hisoka what is the difference between raising cubs and raising monkeys.

After much deliberation, the most livable place should be

"Zero-chan." Osamu Dazai asked enthusiastically, "We have been in this world for so long, haven't we seen Jin's son yet?"

He remembered clearly that Kim Fulishi said: "Xiaojie is my child, please be sure to hit him twice after seeing him, you are welcome!"

dear father.

"I remember." Ling Ling tapped his palm with his right hand, "We agreed to tell Xiaojie: When you grow up, remember to look for Jin to ask for child support!"

Hi, almost forgot about this one.

Jin is alone in the outside world, leaving his cousin to work hard at home to take care of the baby, but they don't give him a penny of child support. They are just and will never condone such evil deeds.

"It's just right to throw the kid there." Osamu Dazai patted the child who was secretly poking at the makeup. Dongsuo, who used a thin illusion to paint his eyeliner, froze, and the familiar feeling of powerlessness surged in his heart again.

Enough, really enough, he is just a child, why do you want to hurt him so much?

The sun broke through the clouds and sprinkled on the blue sea. The black soil in the sea was scraped wantonly and the water on the three heads was shaken. Osamu Dazai, who squinted his eyes to sleep, sat up and yawned, looking in the direction of the girl's fingers. go.

Not far away, an island shaped like a whale stands quietly.

The author has something to say: the next chapter of Hunter World is over

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