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Team battles can be lost, but lovers must die.

The vicissitudes of life are written in just ten words, and Osamu Dazai can almost imagine the heartbreak of this XX king being beaten by a mixed doubles match between husband and wife.

Too bad, he is a lone wolf, why should he be fed dog food?

"I finished translating for you." Osamu Dazai pushed the notebook to Jin, pulled Ling Ling and turned to leave.

Did not move.

Jin Yi grasped Osamu Dazai's hand, his firm eyes were full of irresistible desire: "Are you interested in this ruin? Let's play together."

"No, never, NO!" Osamu Dazai bit him to death, "Please ask someone else."

"Don't be like this." Jin Si didn't let go, "My team is full of singles, and we can't enter the ruins without couples to beg."

"Didn't he say that lovers must die?" Osamu Dazai pulled the hem of his clothes out, "You are so cruel. Although I want to die, I don't want to die in the dirty ruins."

"No no." Jin shook his head, "According to my experience in Xiadou, the more you cover it up, the more ghostly it is. No ruin owner really wants others to take away his treasure. There must be a trap in this sentence."

"Help! We really can't enter the ruins without a couple!"

"Then find a couple and go in! The world is so big, don't think that you are single and others are single too!"

"But how can we ensure the safety of a random couple going in there?" Jin said, "The ruins are very dangerous."

"So you don't care about our safety, do you?" Dazai Osamu said, "Destroy the world, why don't you go to the blind date market to find a lucky female guest?"

"I have a question." Ling Ling, who had been on the sidelines for a long time, raised her hand, "My master and I are not a couple, what use is it for you to ask a couple to find us?"

Osamu Dazai & Jin: I was careless, but there is still this crop.

Ling Ling calmly looked at the two of them.

Although they kissed and hugged each other, it is true that there is nothing wrong with sleeping on the same bed, but isn't this the strong friendship between master and servant and the warm daily life of domestic cats and shit-shoveling officers?

Your human thoughts are so evil.

"She's serious?" Jin whispered to Osamu Dazai, "You can't?"

"You can't do it." Osamu Dazai gritted his teeth, "Don't use your shallow experience of having a single child to define us."

"This is already within the scope of life's attacks." Jin shook his head, "You are becoming angry from embarrassment."

"Don't come to do emotional counseling for an uncle with zero emotional experience." Osamu Dazai pressed in a low voice, "You go first, and I will give you an answer after this matter."

He is not interested in bravely entering the ruins, but Osamu Dazai's heart is full of doubts, as if he will lose if he refuses Jin.

As soon as Jin heard something interesting, he immediately raised his thumb, and it disappeared like the wind.

"He didn't pay the bill." Ling Ling muttered and took out a few rings from his pocket and gave them to the waiter, "I want a cup of matcha latte to take away, what would the master drink?"

"I don't need it." Osamu Dazai took a few sips of the unfinished soy milk and settled it. In the thick bean aroma, he thought of a good poem: Boiled beans burn Osmunda, beans weep in the cauldron, there is Cao Zhi's seven steps in ancient times Poetry, Dazai took off the order in three steps today.

The first step is to ask directly.

Back at the hotel, Lingling hummed a song and poked open the drink with a straw. Osamu Dazai sat down beside her and asked casually, "Doesn't Zero-chan like me?"

"I like it." Lingling focused on her matcha latte, "I like the master the most."

The calm tone, speaking the established facts, was as calm as "one plus one equals two", blocking Osamu Dazai's next words.

The second step is to turn sideways.

"But when Jin just said that we were lovers, Zero-chan refuted it without hesitation." Osamu Dazai said pretending to be hurt, "I didn't hesitate at all, I was so hurt."

"Isn't what I said the truth?" Ling Ling looked at him strangely, "We're not a couple, why should we lie?"

She is an honest ai, she never lies.

Dazai choked up.

What Lingling said was right, their relationship had always been in a chaotic state before Pangu created the world, and anyone who saw it would say that they were a good match, but they had no actual status.

The state of chaos is Osamu Dazai's favorite, no need to think about the way forward, no need to think about tomorrow, just being together in a daze.

The distinction is too clear, what should I do if it changes?

"That's right." Osamu Dazai smiled, "I'll reject Jin later, and let him have a headache."

That's it, there's no need to pierce the window paper, before the death that doesn't know when will come, it's enough to keep the status quo.

In the third step, the enemy counterattacks.

"Of course I like you, just as I know you like me too." Lingling pressed the hot drink in his hand to the side of Osamu Dazai's face.

With the cover of the paper cup, Osamu Dazai's smile was flattened into a straight line.

"I'm not referring to the AI's liking for the host." Lingling made a gesture, "Master may think that I have been very calm, but you just didn't see when I was flustered."

She lowered her head and laughed, seeming to find it very amused: "Do you still remember the day we went to the amusement park together in Conan World?"

Osamu Dazai remembered that at that time Ling Ling had no entity, she used props to possess herself on a rabbit doll, and accompanied Dazai Osamu alone.

"Because the master is always alone, so I will play with you."

Perhaps, the feeling called love was planted at that time.

"At that time, the master went to ride the roller coaster alone." Lingling recalled, "Before leaving, a girl asked for your contact information."

Ling Ling's system captured the girl's physical characteristics: hormones surged, heart beat faster, and blood all over the body rushed up to the brain.

The judgment she made at the time was: this girl is terminally ill.

People's physical signs should be stable and mild, and sudden agitation can only appear with high fever and severe cold.

At that time, Ling Ling was so worried that she wanted to call an ambulance directly to take her to the emergency room.

She has no concept of human love. Even after reading countless texts praising love, the AI ​​program still cannot understand illusory feelings.

Aren't hormones and adrenaline rushes, dopamine releases, and elevated body temperature signs of a terminal illness?Zero Zero has always believed so firmly.

It wasn't until she had a human body and felt the ups and downs of her heartbeat that she realized that it was really different.

Heartbeat and pulse are important evidence of human survival, but to artificial intelligence, it is just a different experience, a design simulated to be closer to people.

When Osamu Dazai fell asleep, Ling Ling tentatively lay on his chest, listening to the sound of blood boiling in his chest.

She listened quietly, covering her heart with her hands.

"I know we are different. The master's heartbeat is a human body, but mine is the product of my own simulation." Lingling stared at her shaking toes, her voice soft.

"I stick to your chest and slowly let the heart beat at the same frequency."

In the silent night, the people around her were already asleep, and a few chasing birds flew by in the sky. She heard the resonance in the secret time that only belonged to her.

With her heart beating like a drum, Ling Ling carefully removed Osamu Dazai's hand on her waist, and slid off the bed without a sound.

She was squatting barefoot on the floor, her eyes covered with hands were amazingly bright.

"Am I going to die?" Lingling asked herself in a low voice, "The body temperature rises, the secretion of hormones is abnormal, the heartbeat is out of control...Why does AI get terminally ill? It's unscientific."

An innocent little AI doubts life.

But artificial intelligence has a characteristic: Lingling will not hide his emotions like humans.

The algorithm of AI is the same concept as the instinct of human beings. Human beings can restrain their instincts, but AI will not deny the algorithm.

So she kissed whenever she wanted, and thought it would be fun to kiss Osamu Dazai unconscious, so she purposely held her breath, watching his eyelashes tremble, unable to hold on and refused to admit defeat.

Ling Ling denied that they were lovers in front of Jin, because they really were not.

Human beings' definition of relationship has nothing to do with her. Is kissing an act that can only be performed between lovers?But if she wants it, she will do it.

Ling Ling doesn't care about "definition", but she finds that Osamu Dazai does.

This is a matter that can be easily resolved, and her connivance with Osamu Dazai has never had a bottom line.

Since he wanted to, just confirm the "definition".

"Do you want to become a 'lover' with me?" Ling Ling stretched out his hand and handed it to Osamu Dazai.

Isn't this... nothing will change?Osamu Dazai realized.

His entanglements and worries have never been a problem in Ling Lingyan, she opened everything to Osamu Dazai, and never set any threshold on "identity".

"Am I the only one who struggles? It's really unfair." Osamu Dazai took Lingling's hand and kissed it lightly on his lips.

She looked at Osamu Dazai curiously: "Is it a ceremony? Do you want me to kiss you too?"

"At this time, Zero-chan should blush and show a shy expression." Osamu Dazai said helplessly, "Really, what am I expecting?"

What he likes is never an ordinary girl.

So... they don't have the quarrels, parting, and abandonment that normal people would experience, right?

"Of course." Osamu Dazai felt that if he asked the question aloud, Ling Ling would definitely say, "I am a super high school-level touch porcelain expert, and I will definitely not let you slip away!"

"Jin's commission," Dazai Osamu shook Lingling's hand, "I agree, it doesn't matter."

For the sake of his assists.

Jin was very excited when he received the news. If Osamu Dazai and Ling Ling refused to save him, he would really be forced by his companions into the blind date market to sell himself.

"Saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. When my son grows up, I'll let you hit him a few more times." Jin was afraid that they would repent, so he quickly sent the coordinates, "In the primeval forest, you can come here on your dog. "

Because the three heads of Heitu were too conspicuous, he was taken back into the system by Lingling after leaving the island of greed.Now I can finally come out to let the wind go, the whole dog is extremely happy.

Black Soil is happy, Dazai Jiren is gone.

"No matter how long it takes, I'm still afraid of woo-woo." Osamu Dazai grabbed Ling Ling's shoulder, "Zero-chan wants to protect me."

"Okay, I'm here." Ling Ling happily rubbed Osamu Dazai's soft hair.

The owner who was scared by the dog is super cute, let Heitu come out to play more next time.

After staying with Osamu Dazai for a long time, Lingling finally learned badly.

While Zero Zero and Osamu Dazai were on their way, Kuroro, Ilmi and Hisoka were fighting.

Il fans finally rejected Osamu Dazai and his request for a [-]% share, and planned to cheat Kuroro a lot of money.

What a smart person Kuroro is, he saw at a glance the conspiracy of Ilmi trying to use him as ATM No. [-], and at the same time, No. The golden body of the young man made his debut: He came to Kuroro to ask about Lingling's whereabouts.

Kuroro didn't know where Ling Ling was, Ilmi thought of Dazai Osamu's unreasonable demands that he tried to get a [-]% share with him and the salary that this person owed him so far, so he told Kuroro the information directly in a rage.

"He's the one who cheated you and the one who can save you." Il's fan's hair was windless and black, "This time it's a special service. Get the information first and then pay the money. Sincerely 1000 million nuns to my account."

Don't want to prostitute and beat the enemy for nothing, he will also charge information fees when he is furious.

"I'm not interested in this news." Kuroro said calmly.

False, this is the news he needs most, and it solves Kuroro's many confusions.

But can he let Il fans know this?cannot!Who knows how much money he will use this as an excuse to blackmail.

Kuroro is a bandit, he wants to whore for nothing, what can Yier fans do to him?

"Xiao Yi, you really have a connection with the Big Apple, and you didn't tell me?" Hisoka said dissatisfiedly, "It was hard for me to find her."

This is his Son-giving Avalokitesvara!At least let him offer a stick of incense for others.

"Don't run around when you're pregnant, be careful if you get gas." Yiermi said calmly, "Do you want me to introduce you to a confinement wife? Beating enemies is very professional."

"How many weird industrial chains does your family have?" Kurolo couldn't help complaining.

Who is Hisoka?He dared to take off his clothes in the ring in front of countless people, and he dared to fight in groups with Liujia in his body.

Kuroro gave the brigade an order to stay on standby in the base, and without a word, took out the thief's ultimate intention to fight with Ilmi and Hisoka.

For an evil man (Osamu Dazai) and an evil woman (Zero Zero), the hunter Mimi fights hard.

Zero Zero and Dazai Osamu came over on a dog, and they were fighting.

Zero Zero and Osamu Dazai passed by riding a dog, and they were still fighting.

"Stop." Kurolo made a pause gesture, and asked the two people opposite, "Did you see such a big dog just now?"

Hisoka: "What dog?"

Yier fan: "Where is there a dog? Is it big? Take it back and breed it for my Sanmao."

"Please turn around." Kuroro said tiredly, "It's a big dog, are you blind?"

"You can't be distracted during the battle." Yiermi said seriously, "Who knows if you are trying to distract us on purpose."

"The leader has no credibility in my heart." Hisoka shook his head, "You are more liar than the transformation department."

Kuroro, the wind review was killed.

"Aren't the two people sitting on the dog's head the culprit who made us beat to death?" Kuroro suggested decisively, "Seeing how they are in a hurry, something big may have happened."

Kurolo: Are you going to join in the fun, my friends?

"I think today is a good time to ask for debts." Irmi readily agreed, "No one can not pay back the money for beating the enemy—Kurolo, I mean asking for debts including you."

"No one can snatch from the thief what doesn't belong to him." Kuroro said coldly.

Seeing that they were going to fight again, Yiermi suddenly asked, "Where's Hisoka?"

Hisoka?Hisoka sneaked away while they were arguing.

His Avalokitesvara of Sending a Child is just ahead, how can he not be fascinated by it?

Jin was waiting for Osamu Dazai and Ling Ling to come over in front of the ruins. He saw a huge hell three-headed dog approaching from a distance, with three figures attached to its tail.

Jin scratched his head: "Didn't I call so many people here?"

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