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The wind was bleak, and Jin, Osamu Dazai, and Lingling looked at each other outside the ruins with Ilmi, Kuroro, and Hisoka.

3 vs 3, how will the situation develop?

"Isn't this Shiba's eldest son?" Jin turned his head to look at Yi Ermi, and said in a voice like Uncle Xi, "When I first saw you as a baby, you grew up so fast."

"This is..." Jin looked at Kuroro again, he pondered for a while, a huge bounty number slipped through his mind, and Jin suddenly realized: "Oh, it's you! Wealth code!"

After doubling Kuroro's bounty, it is known as the "walking wealth code", which is enough for hunters to stay open for three years and eat for three years after opening.

"The last one." Jin looked at Hisoka for a moment, and made a worried voice, "Don't run around when you're pregnant, and pay attention to your health, mother-to-be."

He is also a person who has had a baby, and has experience.

The fighting intent that was on the verge of breaking out was interrupted by Jin's three consecutive greetings, Osamu Dazai couldn't help laughing.

"They seem to be usurers who came to collect debts." Osamu Dazai whispered to Reiling, "A killer is mixed into the two Mafia."

Ling Ling: "Master, they are here to collect debts."

"Huh?" Osamu Dazai said puzzled, "I haven't got any credit recently, don't slander good people."

That's right, you just offered a sky-high reward for Kuroro's head, you didn't pay the balance after hiring Ilmi, and you accidentally left a pregnancy stone for Hisoka to have a baby. You really don't have credit.

Ling Ling is Osamu Dazai's accomplice, she confessed her crimes in her heart, and she definitely said to her own people: "That's right, the master hasn't paid any credit recently, she is super obedient and worthy of praise."

Osamu Dazai raised his head proudly: "As expected of me!"

Ilmi & Chrollo & Hisoka: Shameless × 3

"It just happened to happen." Jin is a wild and unrestrained man, he doesn't care about the confusing love triangle relationship between the three newcomers, he pulls Dazai Osamu and Ling Ling and walks in, "Come and try, can you get in?" Can I go to the ruins?"

"What? You really can't make a couple?" Osamu Dazai took Ling Ling's hand and followed Jin, "The rate of single hunters is terrible, it is an ominous profession."

"That's not true!" Jin justified his companion, "We have lovers."

Although it is a temporary partner formed to catch ducks on the shelves, it is more like a Jagged Sisterhood than a couple.

"After we found the couple, new conditions appeared on the ruins." Jin did not stop the three of Yiermi from following up. He pointed to a strange symbol that appeared on an ancient gate and said, "Although I can't read the written What is it, but as long as I read this text, there will be a strangely understandable audio in my mind..."

Osamu Dazai looked over following Jin's guidance, and when his eyes fell on the first character, an emotional female voice sounded in Osamu Dazai's head: "The car is driving, please stand still and help the old man Weak, sick, disabled, pregnant and needy passengers give up their seats, thank you for your cooperation. The car is driving, please stand still and help..."

Jin patted his head: "There is only this sentence. I don't know why the voice is automatically played in my head every time I recall it."

"We guess that the ruins give priority to teams that meet the two conditions of 'old, weak, sick, disabled and pregnant' and couples." Jin said seriously, "So far we haven't been able to get the manpower together, do you want to try?"

Relic hunters are all young and vigorous adults, who knew that the relics actually discriminate against ordinary people?

"At best, we are satisfied with 'pregnancy' here, where can we find other people—" In the middle of Kuroro's words, a white light came out of nowhere, dragging five people except Jin into the ruins!

[Conditions are met, the ruins open! 】

Jin, who was left behind, scratched his head in confusion: How come the conditions are met?

Yes, how come the conditions are met?The five people in the ruins looked at each other, each with a large character on their heads.

Kuroro is 【Old】, Ilmi is 【Sick】, Hisoka is 【Pregnant】, Osamu Dazai is 【Disabled】, Ling Ling is 【Weak】.

"I understand." Osamu Dazai suddenly realized.

He pointed to Kuroro's wig that was forcibly taken away by the ruins, and said to his bald head, "Kuroro is bald, so he is [old]."

This relic is full of malice: regardless of actual age, we are going to persecute bald people!

"I'm disabled." Osamu Dazai moved the bandage on his body, "It's quite reasonable."

A mummy with more than half of his body covered in bandages, who is not disabled?

"Hisoka is pregnant... there is nothing to explain." Osamu Dazai looked down at the little girl holding his hand, whose head only reached his waist, "Zero-chan means [weak], does weak mean a child?"

The body shrunk to half of its original size, Ling Ling flicked the sleeves that were too long.Her arms are so short that she can't even stretch them out, like a Huadan on a stage flicking her sleeves.

"Zero-chan has become so small." Dazai Osamu squatted down and rolled up the cuffs for the little girl, "The shoes don't fit, can you still walk?"

"This look looks familiar." Ling Ling tugged at the hem of the kimono that had been dragged to the ground, and the soul of cosplay was suddenly touched.

Isn't it a famous scene when an adult suddenly becomes a child

Zero and one second put on the glasses and began to chant:

"I am Shinichi Kudo, a high school student detective. When I went to an amusement park with my childhood friend Mori Ran, I witnessed a suspicious transaction scene of a man in black. Since I focused all my attention on the transaction, I didn't find another person approaching from behind. An accomplice, I was poisoned by that person. When I woke up again, my body shrank!"

"Even if the body becomes smaller, the mind is still flexible, and there is always only one truth! I am Conan Edogawa!"

"Papa papa." Dazai Osamu applauded, sincerely admiring: "As expected of Zero Sauce, 100% restored!"

"Of course." Ling Ling proudly put his hips on his hips, "Every year the Conan movie version has to repeat the beginning, and I have already memorized it."

Don't underestimate the memory of artificial intelligence, her memory has no limit.

The three onlookers: Are they mentally retarded?What's going on with this sudden manga performance, and it's happening now?

"Can you still walk?" Osamu Dazai's arms hung in the air around Zero Zero, forming a closed posture.In case the little girl accidentally stepped on the corner of her clothes and fell, Osamu Dazai would catch her immediately.

"The clogs are so heavy." Lingling jumped up and down twice, and threw the clogs away in disgust.

The influence of infantilization on Lingling is slightly revealed.She now looks like a little girl who is tired from running in an amusement park, throwing a temper tantrum at adults because her shoes are too heavy and restrict her performance.

The pampered child has the power to be willful, because every request will be granted.

Osamu Dazai easily lifted the little girl up, hugged his neck piece by piece, put his head on Osamu Dazai's shoulder, and turned his eyes to Ilmi.

The old, the weak, the sick, the disabled, and pregnant, only Yiermi's [disease] she doesn't understand very well.

"Maybe it means neuropathy." Kuroro calmly made up the knife, "I can completely understand."

After all, he is a distorted person who regards putting nails in his younger brother's head as brotherly love. If he is not sick, who is sick?

来人，点一首《病名为爱》送给揍敌客大少。

"Although we don't know why we can meet the conditions to enter the ruins, but since we have entered, there is no way out." Kuroro raised his hand to signal, "How about a temporary cooperation?"

"No problem." Dazai Osamu looked at Kuroro's bald head with a smile, "Be patient, old man, what you said is right."

"Pfft." Yi Ermi smiled expressionlessly, "I have no objection."

Chrollo: Be patient. (fist hardened)

Hisoka didn't care, he stroked his thick red hair cherishingly: It feels good to have hair.

Kuroro, who lost his wig, clearly felt the strong malice of the world for the first time. He deeply realized how caring subordinate Paconoda is: the wig is already his body, and losing his body means losing his dignity!

He is sure to blow up this relic, and even a hundred thousand Jin Fulishi can't stop an angry bald man.

"Generally speaking, the relics are closely related to the life of the owner of the relics." Kuroro coughed twice to adjust his state, he robbed the tomb, bah, archeology expert, "This... Dazai Jun? You from Jin R & F Where do you know more clues?"

Osamu Dazai is dating Ling Ling, the two of them are incompatible with the other three single dogs, full of the joy of outings and the itching leisure.

"Only one sentence." Osamu Dazai and Ling Lingyan pressed their faces together.He rubbed the girl's pudding-like soft face, and was bitten by Ling Ling again, "Prompt: Team battles can be lost, but lovers must die."

Kuroro & Ilmi & Hisoka: For some reason, I suddenly and deeply understood the good intentions of the owner of the ruins.

Team battles can be lost, but lovers must, must, die!

Just when Kuroro was thinking about many tricks to kill people, the five characters "old, weak, sick, disabled and pregnant" above their heads changed for a while, turning into a huge arrow pointing to the tunnel in front of the five people.

"So smart." Ling Ling reached out to grab a handful of arrowheads made of clouds, and the cold mist diffused from her fingertips, forming three small characters: "Take your hands away."

"Wow!" The playful little girl rubbed the cloud and mist dumpling in her palm enthusiastically, and when she spread it out again, the handwriting changed to: "You are looking for a fight".

"It's very interesting." Osamu Dazai watched the cloud in Lingling's hand turn into a fist, as if he wanted to punch her hard.

Lingling's slender hand covered Lingling's palm, holding her hand together with the restless cloud.

Yunwu struggled to be nullified and turned into nothingness, Osamu Dazai ticked off his little finger: "What's so interesting about it, isn't it enough for me to play with you?"

"But it can write." Lingling said expectantly, "Can I also write on the master's face?"

"...Zero-chan has been a devil since he was a child." Osamu Dazai struggled and said, "It's already at the level of personal attacks."

The little girl checked her fingers in disappointment, Osamu Dazai saw that her fingers were about to get knotted, with a depressed face of being bullied, he couldn't help wondering if he was really bullying a child.

Osamu Dazai is not good at taking care of children, the only one he has taken care of is Q who is locked in the Mafia prison room at the port.

Then q became abnormal, and Osamu Dazai contributed the most.

"I can't write." Osamu Dazai reluctantly said, "At most...you can draw a cat's beard."

"Really?" Ling Lingyi became happy, and she took out an oil-based pen from her omnipotent extra-dimensional pocket.

This is not an ordinary oil-based pen. In the world of magic spirits, it is precisely it that performs the great task of turning Dazai Osamu's brain flower brand craniotomy makeup.

A powerful ink with first-class waterproof effect, which is resistant to make-up remover.

"Hmmmm." Osamu Dazai held his face in Lingling's hands and painted cat whiskers on his face. Kuroro, who was walking in front of them, plugged his ears indifferently.

He didn't hear anything, and he killed you all when he got out.

Three slanted lines on the left, three slanted lines on the right, and finally a black circle on the tip of the nose.

"Super cute." Ling Ling held Dazai Osamu's face, looked left and right, and nodded with satisfaction, "My drawing talent is very good, isn't it?"

"Yeah." Osamu Dazai said unrequitedly, "You are the most powerful kid in the kindergarten class."

"It's a good parent-child game." Il's fan was thoughtful, "The younger brothers will also like it very much." Maybe they will be so happy that they will cry.

"Hisuo, take notes." Elmi reminded kindly, "You are the only expectant mother among us who wants to raise a child alone, parent-child relationship is very important."

Hisoka: "..."

Xiaoyi, your identity with [Disease] is so perfect that it is perfect, there is no room for defense.

After walking through a long tunnel, there is another trail.

At the beginning, he was very narrow, and he was able to understand people. After walking dozens of steps, he suddenly became enlightened.

Kuroro pushed through the thick grass and got out from the hidden hole behind the rockery.

After him were Ilmi, Hisoka, and Osamu Dazai who was holding Lingling. The five of them looked like groups of groundhogs, one by one poking out their heads from the ground.

Inside the ruins is a grand, living city.

There are people coming and going in the market, and the sound of selling is endless.The shopkeeper carrying the burden squatted and laughed with the old man holding candied haws, and the children ran wildly holding the spinning kite.

The vitality of the people permeated the market, and Kuroro attached thoughts to his eyes and looked: "It is no different from living people. Most people don't open thoughts, but those in protective uniforms are quite powerful people with the ability to read."

"According to common sense, there can't be any living people in the ruins." Yiermi took out the nail and threw it casually.

The sharp nail head pierced the human body, suddenly plunged into ripples in the air, and fell lightly to the ground.

"It's memory." Ling Ling said, "The owner of the ruins extracts fragments from the memory and uses special thoughts to stay here."

"We need to find the core of mind power." Osamu Dazai bent down and plucked a small blue-pink flower and handed it to Ling Lingwan. "Memory alone, [Disqualification in the World] cannot be erased."

"This is the most unforgettable memory of the owner of the ruins in his life." Kuroro looked around, "Into the city, a big event should happen soon."

"Kuroro-kun is really experienced." Dazai Osamu sighed, "Do you often fight?"

"It's not often." Kuroro said flatly, "To the extent that he dug more than a dozen other people's ancestral graves."

If you really have you, you will be filial.

"I heard that Dazai-kun is a nemesis master?" Kuroro said calmly, "I'm a little curious about your ability, after all, we need cooperation now."

Kuroro's mind ability The thief's ultimate intention can steal other people's abilities for his own use. Three conditions need to be met when stealing: first, see the other party's mind ability with his own eyes; Get an answer; three, put the opponent's hand in the handprint on the cover of Thief's Extreme Intent.

The Phantom Brigade needs a nemesis, and instead of convincing Osamu Dazai, who has an old grudge with him, to cooperate with the brigade, it is better to simply take his ability away.

"Do you want to see it? Yes." Osamu Dazai patted Kuroro's shoulder with a very easy-going look.

In order to see Osamu Dazai's ability with his own eyes, Kuroro did not hide.

The bandage-wrapped hands fell gently, clearly not touching any of Kuroro's vitals, but the thought power that was circulating in his body all the time suddenly disappeared.

It was as inconceivable as being emptied with one click, and the strong thought power was like a mud cow. Kuroro looked at himself desperately, but could not find any evidence of the existence of thought power.

As if he had never had the ability to read, the thief's ultimate intention could not be summoned.

"See it clearly?" Dazai Osamu and Kuroro passed by, "This time, I will treat it as a free service."

"Don't think about what you shouldn't have."

Osamu Dazai let go of Kuroro, and he leisurely walked to a small stall selling windmills with Lingling in his arms, took out a few banknotes and bought a small colorful windmill.

"Fortunately, kini is a common currency." Dazai Osamu puffed up his cheeks and blew the windmill around. Ling Ling was opposite Dazai Osamu and blowing against the wind, and the small windmill was caught between the two of them in a dilemma.

Little Windmill: Are you playing with me?

Dazai Osamu & Zero Zero: Otherwise?

I bought you just to play with you. (demon whispers)

"The mind power of Pandora's magic stone disappeared?" Ilmi appeared beside Kuroro like a ghost. "As I said, he is a very powerful necromancer."

"Now you can prove that this is not false information." Yiermi stretched out her hand to ask for the debt, "Information fee, 1000 million monies do not accept credit."

Kurolo: guna!

Kuroro persuaded himself not to get angry with the ghost who wanted money: "Where's Hisoka? Is he a dog? Have you let him go?"

"I don't know." Yi Ermi said tolerantly, "Pregnant women have the right to be willful, even if Hisoka suddenly wants to go to a martial arts competition to recruit a relative to give the child a complete family, we can't object."

Yiermi's mouth is a good mouth to consecrate.

The good ones don't work, and the bad ones hit everything.

"The daughter of the city lord's family is setting up an arena for a martial arts competition to recruit relatives! If you go late, you won't have a seat!" The peddler on the street dropped the goods on his shoulders and ran away.

People all over the street ran towards the city lord's mansion, but within three seconds, the bustling market was empty, not even a sparrow would settle down.

Kuroro's sharp eyes looked at the Yier fan who said "Am I the spirit of speech?"

Osamu Dazai and Lingling approached, and said curiously: "Since the martial arts match is successful, Hisoka..."

"Oh ho ho ho ho ho, what a nice big apple, let me play with you." Hisoka's iconic voice sounded over the city lord's mansion, startling the white clouds above his head.

The four people outside the house looked at each other, and saw similar tiredness in each other's eyes: What can we do?He is a pregnant woman, why not choose to forgive him.

The author has something to say: Hisoka: I want to give my child a complete home.

Zai&Zero&Ku&Y: As long as you are happy :)

PS. The lines of zero zero cosplay come from the beginning of any theatrical version of Conan.