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"Congratulations, you are pregnant for one month."

It's hard to imagine what kind of expression Hisoka showed at that moment.

Yiermi stretched out her hand straight in front of him, as if she would not leave without giving Xi money.The dark pupils of Wuguang, the young master who beat the enemy, widened slightly due to the joy of blackmail, and were filled with sincere blessings.

Hisoka finally doubted himself at this moment: what kind of friend did he make?

With such a big thing about being pregnant, Yi Ermi is not even willing to buy an old hen for him to eat, and still wants happy money?dream!

Hisoka snorted and turned his head, leaving Yiermi on the spot.

Yi Ermi, who was deliberately ignored, tilted her head and tapped her left palm with her right hand.

He understands why Hisoka looks familiar, isn't this what his mother looked like when she was pregnant?Moody, can get very angry in strange places.

Yi Ermi looked at Hisoka calmly, he was not angry, pregnant women always have privileges, and after Hisoka gave birth to him, he would just ask for double the happy money back.

Beat the enemy, and don't miss any chance to make money.

"For the sake of your pregnancy." Yiermi took out her mobile phone and forwarded a blog post to Hiso, "This is the precautions for my mother when she is pregnant. Remember to read it carefully."

Badi Hakka children can receive electric shock stimulation from birth, they are very prudent, and it is right to raise children according to their family's parenting secrets.

Hisoka was reluctant in his heart, but honestly took out his phone.

Rule number one for pregnant women: halve the dose of poisons you take every day.

Hisoka: "..."

Although he knows that beating the enemy Hakka meals and taking poison will allow the body to acquire the ability to resist the poison, but he didn't expect that the pregnant woman in your family just halved the dosage. Is this poisoning every day to make him give birth to venom?

There is no need to read any further, the education of beating the enemy is not suitable for Hisoka, and the acupuncture and moxibustion therapy of Yiermi is not reliable, at this time we still need to find a real doctor.

Apart from Yi Ermi, Hisoka knew only one doctor.

"March, whose phone is it?" Kuroro, who was sitting on the ruins flipping through a book, cast his eyes on his team members.

In order to prevent the Hunter Association from making a fuss about the Crimson Heart and wipe out the Phantom Brigade, Kuroro asked the members of the group to temporarily gather in a hidden base.

"It's Hisoka." March took out his phone and glanced at it, then replied.

Shockingly, she was the only kind person in the whole brigade who didn't blacklist Hisoka.

As a doctor who sews Hisoka's arms and legs every now and then, Hisoka and Ma Qi have some kind of friendship in private.

The main reason is that Hisoka gave the money so readily, even Il fans couldn't resist this friendship, so how could Maggie refuse his number one client?

"Did he break his leg fighting with someone again?" the knight holding the game console asked casually.

Ma Qi can turn the power of thoughts into thin threads. Even if the patient's arm is completely cut off, as long as the body is not missing, she can use the threads of thoughts to sew the blood vessels between the severed limb and the body.

During those days on Meteor Street, it was all thanks to Ma Qi's ability that the brigade group did not change from a healthy boy to a disabled group, which can be said to be a great contribution.

"Probably." March said uncertainly.

Hisoka may only be looking for her to sew up limbs, but Maqi's supernatural intuition told her: something is wrong!

"There is always a feeling that my three views will be destroyed in the next second. Is it an illusion?" March's finger that answered the phone paused and pressed down cruelly.

She has received professional training, and her three views will not be easily broken!

Paconoda sat beside Maqi and read a book. She vaguely heard strange words like "child", "one month" and "abortion" coming from Maqi's mobile phone, which made people think carefully and terrified.

"Sisuo made the girl's belly bigger, and he wants Ma Qi to clean up the mess for him?" Paconoda guessed, and said angrily: "What a scum!"

She originally thought Hisoka was just perverted and not bad enough to be a scum, but now she was too naive, she would get rid of this scourge for all female compatriots sooner or later!

"Maqi, is Hisoka..." Paconoda raised his head and was about to accuse Hisoka of scum behavior to Maqi, when he suddenly found that the face of the coolest girl in the whole brigade was like a mirror that was smashed by a punch Blocks fall.

Ma Qi's person and her three views are broken together, like the leftover mung bean dregs, which can't be put back together.

"Maqi, what's the matter with you, Maqi!" Paconoda gasped, "Cheer up!"

"What's the matter?" Kuroro stopped turning the pages of the book, and the entire brigade focused on Ma Qi.

I don't know if I don't look at it, but I was shocked when I saw that their cool sister had such good looks, and Zhen Guanxi, whose face was punched to death by Lu Zhishen, was also wonderful.

"Regimental Commander." Ma Qi calmed down, business was erratic, "Hisuo said he was going to have an abortion."

"He made a certain girl's belly bigger?" Kurolo and Paconoda guessed, "What a scumbag."

Although Kuroro is also a scumbag, compared to Hisiso, he suddenly felt that he was not so scumbag.

There is a difference only when there is a comparison, Kuroro decided to stop disliking Hisoka for three seconds.

"No." Madge gripped the phone tightly, "It's Hisoka who wants to have an abortion. He's pregnant for one month."

click.

Kuroro's face shattered.

There was a burst of rattling noises, except for Feitan who was hanging high up, no one was spared, and his face was shattered.

"Then...whose child is it?" The knight said tremblingly, "The person who can make Hisoka pregnant..."

Knight Brainstorm:

It is known that the only people (Big Apple) who can be seen by Hisoka are the young master of the Dadi Hakka, Yiermi Dadike and their team leader, and now the mysterious girl named Lingling has been added.

The last exclusion, they are not male O female A world view, nothing so bizarre.

That is to say: the prisoner is among Ilmi and Kuroro!

"If the person who committed the crime is a fan of Yier, as a responsible big family, he will definitely take Hisoka back and take good care of him, so that he won't fall into the situation where he came to find Ma Qi to have an abortion." The knight thought very firmly. .

Ma Qi is not a serious doctor, she doesn't even do disinfection and anesthesia for patients, she sews it up as soon as she says, and cuts it off if the seam is crooked, who in the brigade has not given Ma Qi a test mouse?

Is March the only doctor Hisoka knows?It must be impossible!

He must be angry in his heart, so he deliberately insisted on Ma Qi to abort him.

Hisoka and Maqi have no grievances, so how could they turn their anger on her?There is only one possibility, Ma Qi was implicated by others.

Except for their brilliant, martial, wise and extraordinary head, who can implicate the number one cool sister of the brigade?

nobody!There is only one truth, and the culprit is—Krollo!

Terrible, the leader made Hisoka's belly bigger!This is big news enough to shock the entire hunter world!

The knight was shocked by his excellent reasoning ability. If he accidentally knew too much, would he be killed by the head of the group who became angry from embarrassment?

He did remember that Kuroro had always wanted to use him as a guinea pig to study the mysterious ugly stone left by Osamu Dazai and Lingling.

"Xiaker, what do you see me doing?" Kuroro and the blond boy-faced member looked at each other, seeing deep and complicated emotions in the eyes of the knight.

Similar to "Leader, you are so awesome that you can attack Hisoka", "So you are so chaotic and evil, so I misunderstood you", "Will the child's surname be Lu Xilu in the future? As an uncle, I want Don't send a meeting gift", the mixed feelings of "God, Hisoka wants to abort the head's child is gone".

It's very complicated, enough to see the vibration in the knight's heart.

The expression of the knight staring at Kurolo was too ghostly, and the eyes of everyone in the brigade wandered back and forth between him and Kurolo, all showing contemplative expressions.

The famous psychologist Hisoka has a famous saying: Change is liars and deceitful, operation is self-righteous, release is sloppy, strengthening is simple and straightforward, and traits are leadership.

Among them, the most deceptive ones are undoubtedly the strengthening department, such as Wojin of the Phantom Troupe, who has a straightforward personality and can't hide his words.

He didn't know how to read air at all, and said frankly: "Xiaxia, what do you think the leader is doing? Could it be that Hisoka's child belongs to the leader hahahahaha!"

Knight:!Help!Wojin hurt me!

"Xia Ke." Kuroro's voice sounded like the BGM of death, "I don't even know, that's how you think of me."

"No, no, no way!" The knight broke out with a strong desire to survive, "You will always be the leader I respect, admire and admire the most!"

Even the honorifics came out, and the knight felt that his life was not long.

"Needless to say." Kuroro said empathetically, "I understand your thoughts, now you have only one way to survive."

"Yes, what is it?" The knight tied his tongue.

Could it be to deliver Hisoka?A concubine can't do it!

"Carry it with you for three months." When Kuroro took out the pregnancy stuffed into him by Zero Force, he had a kind look on his face.

The knight breathed a sigh of relief, three months of reprieve, not bad.

"Hiso has the same stone." March suddenly said, staring at the ugly pregnancy stone with a complicated expression, "It is said that he carried it on his body for more than three months, and the stone turned into powder."

"And then he got pregnant."

The hand of the knight holding the pregnancy stone trembled slightly. He felt that his arm was as heavy as a thousand pieces of gold. A professional hunter's solid arm could not hold this magic stone from the abyss.

"This, is this the sacred stone that was washed and conceived by the water of the Zimu River?" The knight said dazedly, "I met it, and my virginity is gone!"

"Calm down, knight!" Paconoda said firmly, "Don't be afraid, we have Madge, she will help you deliver the baby!"

"Forgive my refusal." March said dully, "I don't have a medical license, and I don't know how to perform operations other than sewing and dissecting corpses."

The group members were noisy, Kuroro rubbed his temples: "Maqi, what did Hisoka say?"

Are you really going to abort him?Kuroro asked his most reliable partner with his eyes.

Madge shook her head resolutely: I don't!

Why would she abort a man?Madge had no desire to add an unusual record to his illustrious medical history.

"She refused." Hisoka looked at the mobile phone that Maqi hung up, feeling dissatisfied.

The two doctors he knew were more unreliable than the other. How difficult could abortion be? Wouldn't it be over if he punched himself?Pushing and resisting, not atmospheric enough.

"Just call the child his father to Kuroro next time, will he be so angry that he will fight with me?" Hisoka thought expectantly.

A normal man would have his pupils tremble for at least a month after learning that he was pregnant, but Hisoka is not a normal person, he is a pervert.

A pervert's focus is completely different from that of a normal person. Hisoka has neither love nor malice towards the child in his belly. His only concern is his abs.

It's changed from eight yuan to four yuan in just one month. How about it in a few months?

"My child..." Hisoka drew a miniature version of himself in his mind: a child who chewed bubble gum while stacking poker towers, and yelled "Little Apple" to cut off the enemy's legs...

"Isn't it great?" Hisoka sat up suddenly.

All his life, he has been looking for opponents who are good enough to fight, and he has gained supreme fun in the battle. Sometimes he will deliberately cultivate a few young apples, in anticipation of the fun of picking them when they are ripe.

But to Hisoka's regret, not all small apples can be called good apples. Talents that were considered eye-catching at first will always die due to accidents, and finally become rotten.

Whenever Hisoka finds that the little apple he chose has become rotten, he will be extremely distressed, more painful than swallowing a durian raw.

The only thing that can satisfy Hisoka is himself. Is there anything more exciting for him than cultivating another self and then fighting to the death?

No!

Just paying the price of losing his abdominal muscles for ten months, he can get a treasure that can excite him for more than twenty years. Where can he find such a good thing?

Hisoka instantly abandoned the idea of ​​abortion, he wanted to give birth to this child!

"Sbarasi." Hisoka's voice was trembling with excitement, "As expected, it is the big apple that I value. A token of love can benefit me a lot. This year must be my lucky year."

Hisoka re-disguised his one-month-old belly as an eight-pack abs with flimsy illusions.

He was refreshed, his waist straightened, he was no longer out of breath, and returned to his good old days.

"I have to thank Big Apple very much." The ghost card flashed across the man's fingertips, his golden eyes narrowed into narrow slits.

Hisoka the Magician, found his prey.

Zero Zero and Dazai Osamu, who Hisoka was thinking about, had no time to care about his pregnancy at the moment. The holiday duo had been happily eating and drinking in the Sky Colosseum, but was suddenly blocked by a bearded savage at the door of the hotel.

"Sir, begging is prohibited here." The hotel clerk handed over a few coins sympathetically, "The Sky Colosseum is recruiting cleaners, why don't you try it?"

Kim Freeze: "..."

He was just a little bit slovenly, so it wouldn't be so embarrassing for him.

"Jin?" Lingling looked sympathetically at the suspected bankrupt Jin, and gave him half of the meat buns he just bought, "You're welcome, I still have soy milk here."

"If you really sympathize with me, at least give me a whole bun." Jin rejected the offer of half a bun.

If you don't want it, then don't, she will eat it by herself.

Ling Ling lowered his head and gnawed on the steamed bun, Dazai turned a blind eye to Jin's accusing eyes.

This bun is so hard to buy, the little girl in his family can't even eat enough for herself.Sharing half of it with you is already very face-saving, why don't you know how to be satisfied?

"Is there something wrong?" They found a nearby coffee shop to sit down, Osamu Dazai asked: "I have already taken back the crimson heart, doesn't your Hunter Association have a nemesis master? Don't try to catch me as a coolie. "

Mr. Tsushima’s time is precious. He eats, drinks and plays for 23 hours a day, and the remaining one hour is for drafting. The schedule is full, and it is absolutely impossible to work part-time casually.

"Do you remember the world barrier that I broke?" Jin asked straight to the point.

"The barrier of the world has the ability to restore itself, so you don't have to worry about the aborigines from the Dark Continent crossing the barrier and coming to our world." Ling Ling said while holding hot soybean milk, "I've been paying attention to the barrier and haven't found any problems."

"The barrier is indeed fine." Jin didn't let it go, "but something went wrong when we crossed the barrier, bringing the breath of the dark continent into the human gathering place."

"The Dark Continent and the human world belong to the same plane." Ling Ling shook his head, "The two are connected, don't you often jump on both sides? Why did you come to us in such a hurry this time?"

"Because a relic in my hand has mutated." Jin said gloomily.

Jin Fulishi is active in the cause of Warcraft protection, relic exploration and dark world revealing. Every day he is not in the old forest of Senshan, or shuttles through the ruins.

After he separated from Osamu Dazai and Zero Zero, he immediately took over the exploration of the new ruins, but he didn't expect that the ruins were inextricably linked to the Dark Continent.

Stimulated by the atmosphere of the dark continent, the ruins instantly mutated, from a gentle and soft little beauty to a mighty green giant. Jin's exploration of the ruins was severely damaged.

"I came to you for no other reason, I just want you to help me decipher a piece of text." Jin took out a thick notebook from his arms, "I can't understand any of the text engraved on the gate of the ruins, but The intuition of the strengthening department tells me that you will have a solution."

Indeed, Lingling comes with reading and writing in 108 languages, whether it is cat language, dog language, Arabic, all of them are in her dictionary.

Jin spread out the pages of the book, and Osamu Dazai looked over curiously.

Good guy, Katakana.

The Japanese themselves seem to be very popular, and foreign friends can spell crazy katakana.

It's not that Jin has no culture, it's that the enemy doesn't talk about martial arts.

Osamu Dazai read and spelled them out one by one. The general meaning of this passage is: The relics inside are the precious legacy left by my XX king after seeing through life and death, and those who are destined can take it away.In order to judge whether you are a predestined person, I have set up a strict test for you. Here I will give you a reminder. You must strictly follow the reminder in order to embrace the treasure.

Dazai Osamu read word by word the reminder that King XX gave to those who came after: "You can lose in a team battle, but lovers must die?"

The author has something to say: Zai: Are you deliberately targeting me?