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Nian Ding scratched the target's throat, and Yiermi took out his mobile phone to take a photo with a blank expression, and sent it to his employer with one click.

[The task is completed, please pay the full amount within two days. 】

Today, he is also a money-making tool with no emotions, rushing on the road to work.

Unlike Dazai Osamu, who never writes until the deadline, Ilmi is active and diligent, and his mobility is maximal. All the tasks he received before leaving home were eliminated, leaving only Kuroro's commission without a trace.

"Find the nemesis for him and collect the information of Ling Ling and others." Yier fan looked at his memo.The latter task is also his own demand, which is equivalent to earning a fortune for information.

In addition to Hisoka, another person was added to his cash machine, and the fans of Il were very happy.

In order to let Il fans complete the commission as soon as possible, Kuroro asked Paconoda to send the video of Ling Ling fighting with him to Il fans, but did not give him the video of Dazai Osamu.

Keep one hand in everything, although Kuroro didn't listen to Dazai Osamu and carried the pregnancy stone on his body for three months, but the fact that they couldn't easily destroy the pregnancy stone was enough for Kuroro to attract attention.

In addition to robbers, Kuroro himself is also a scholar, and studying unknown mysteries is also his interest.

Lingling: Real knowledge comes from practice, why not try it yourself?Very happy!

Chrollo: That's too suspicious...

He doesn't want it, he doesn't try it, and if he wants to try it, it's the chivalrous man.

Knight: Commander, what kind of enmity do I have with you? You want to harm me like this?

Lingling: My friend, send me a photo of Kuroro's bald head!

Kuroro grows his hair in the base, and he will never step out of the base until his hair grows.He was so bored that he really wanted to catch a member of the group to study the pregnancy stone, at least to find out what Osamu Dazai's mysterious "March Surprise" meant.

However, Kurolo didn't know, he didn't need to worry about it at all.

A great friend volunteered to act as a guinea pig, becoming a comedic comedian all by himself.

Looking forward to Hisoka's experiment results (pray nia)

Yi Ermi was walking on the road with a few photos, his sharp eyes swept across the young girls on the street, but he was not regarded as a pervert like Hisoka by anyone.

Without him, this kind of eyes looking at frozen pork is too emotional, even a primary school chicken who has just graduated from elementary school dares to say loudly to Yier fans: Da Ge Ge, you are destined to be lonely and widowed.

Love will only take money away from Ilmi, he is willing to spend his whole life with Jenny.

Yi Ermi's eyes swept over the hot girls on the street, the elder sister of the clerk in the milk tea shop, the old lady on crutches, and the worker bees among the flowers. As long as it was a female, he would not let go of them all.

Finally, his eyes rested on a pair of men and women who were not right.

The young man was lying on the bench in the street like a corpse, and the girl in green sportswear was desperately trying to pull him up. The broken words "murder", "the last 800 meters" and "let me die" in the air made the atmosphere abrupt anxious.

Could the man who can't run 800 meters be the mastermind behind the book "Nightmare Talk" that is bad for fans of Il, the huge bounty stirs up the situation, and he defaults on wages for beating enemies?

There is also the girl with twin tails next to her. Yi Erfan remembered that before Lingling, her long hair was naturally scattered and draped.

Girls don't change their hairstyles easily. Il fans remember Lingling and him looking at each other affectionately: After confirming the eyes, we are the same black and straight.

Black long straight and double ponytails are two characteristics!How could she easily betray her faith?

"I must have read it wrong." Il fans said with certainty, "From today onwards I am face-blind."

He concentrated his thoughts on the nail and threw it at Osamu Dazai.

There are two usages of Yiermi's mind nail, one is to kill directly, and the other is to control the other party through the mind nail as a medium. The mind nail he planted in Qiya's brain is a variant of the second type, and its original meaning is "control" .

He is currently using the second method. Before the enemy's purpose cannot be determined, killing is the most inferior method.

"The last 800 meters, today's mission is over." Lingling coaxed patiently, "Let's eat spicy crab later."

Osamu Dazai's taijutsu is at the middle-to-lower level in the port of Mafia—Nakahara Chuya is below the level. He is good at fighting, but his physical fitness can't keep up.

Ling Ling thinks this is not good, Dazai Osamu has a decadent appearance that he can die in the next second all day long, which is not in line with the positive outlook on life of young people at all.

A young man is the rising sun, and he can't rise halfway to the ground.

Life lies in exercise, and the hunter world is a world where all people practice martial arts. Take this opportunity to move!

Ling Ling has been running in Dazai recently.

To be honest, he doesn't hate running. Although Osamu Dazai seems reluctant to be dragged by Zero Zero, the state of adrenaline rush, physical strength and pace is addictive.

Occasionally, just occasionally, when he was running to gasp for breath, he actually felt alive.

"When I was with Ling Ling, I didn't seem to think about the meaning of life." Osamu Dazai said to himself, "There is nothing to think about, and I won't let go of my hand."

Even if you really want to give up, you will fall to the ground in the next second and never get up again. The hand you are holding will not leave, and the forward force will always support you until the second before the world is destroyed.

You don't need to think about anything, just follow her.

"What's the matter?" Ling Ling bent down and stroked Osamu Dazai's hair, which was wet, "Are you too tired? I'll go buy water."

Osamu Dazai held Lingling's hand, shook his head, and said stubbornly, "I want to eat crabs."

"I will buy it. Let's make steamed and spicy flavors today." Ling Ling said with a smile.

She pulled Osamu Dazai's sweat-wet shattered hair behind her ears, and was about to say something when she suddenly turned her head to look in the direction of Ilmi.

Those smiling eyes were as cold as ice, without any emotion.

Lingling raised her hand to grab the nail that Yi Ermi flew from, and she held the nail with one hand, which was enough to pierce a tree trunk hugged by two people, and held it firmly between her fingers.

"Hidden weapon? Give it to me." Dazai Osamu rubbed his temples, "The remaining 800 meters probably won't be finished."

"It can be accumulated until tomorrow." Ling Ling said the most terrifying words in the cutest tone, making Osamu Dazai shake his head crazily.

No, he will die suddenly!

Lingling put the nail wrapped in the power of thought on Osamu Dazai's open palm, and the moment he touched him, the connection between Yi Ermi and the nail was suddenly broken.

"My thought power...disappeared?" Yiermi felt the flow of his own thought power, and the cat's pupils widened slightly, "Is he a nemesis master?"

God's will tricks people, Kuroro's hard-to-find nemesis master is actually the man behind the scenes who wants to kill him!

"This news can be bought at a higher price." Yier Fan calculated.

Exorcist, so valuable!

Il fans looked at Osamu Dazai with suddenly kind eyes, and he didn't care that the other party was Shuji Tsushima who owed him his wages and persecuted his family relationship.

"Cooperate?" Il fans flashed in front of Osamu Dazai and Ling Ling with a stride, "I will give you 9.9% off for wages in arrears and mental damage expenses. In the future, I will solicit customers and you will take orders. Except for the remuneration of Nian, I will give you [-] cents." You one, how are you doing?"

Osamu Dazai: "I think you're thinking of Tao Zi."

"Ku Luoluo is tracking your whereabouts." Il fans decisively betrayed his teammates, "I won't tell him, we cheated him a lot of money. I eight you two, this is my bottom line."

"The nemesis master of the Hunter Association will not demine the Phantom Brigade, and the one from Greed Island will not be able to leave the island for a few years. Kuroro has only one choice for me." Osamu Dazai smiled, "I have a grudge against me How? He finally asked me."

Osamu Dazai is very good at turning enemies into friends. The enemies who don't want to be friends with him are all dead, and the ones who stay are naturally "good friends".

"But you're right." Osamu Dazai held Ling Ling's hand and stood up, not letting Il fans see the embarrassing fact that his legs were weak from running, "Cooperating with you can indeed kill Ku Luoluo .”

"Let's do this." Dazai Osamu said with a smile, "Let's cooperate, I will have nine and you will have one, how about it?"

Think about it, everyone earns money together.

Hisoka didn't know what kind of psychological struggle his friend Xiao Yi was going through. From the day he met Zero Zero and Dazai Osamu to now more than three months, he has not been able to find the whereabouts of the two.

"Has the weather gotten hotter recently?" Hisoka sat lazily on the sofa, out of shape.

Recently, for no reason, he doesn't want to move, he doesn't want to pick an interesting apple, and he falls in love with the taste of lemon.

"It's sour, it's really good." Hisoka gnawed another yellow lemon, and suddenly felt a little nauseous.

The man rushed to the sink, bent over and retched, and Hisoka flushed his face, suspecting that he had the flu.

"Only idiots get sick in summer, isn't it?" Hisoka didn't want to believe it. He is a moody, liar and deceitful transformation-type, how could he get sick in summer like a fool in the enhancement-type?

Hisoka took his temperature and everything was normal.

"I'm not sick." He said wonderingly, ready to change into light clothes for himself.

Recently, he had an inexplicably strong appetite, and he was a little fat, and two pieces of abdominal muscles on his stomach disappeared, which shocked Hisoka.

His proud eight-pack is down to six!Is it really eating too much?

Before changing clothes, Hisoka habitually wanted to take out the hidden weapon stone in his pocket.

This is the "Love Token" he picked up, and Hisoka always carries it with him, and pokes it with his thoughts every now and then, trying to see when he can crush it.

He took out his pockets, but found no stones, only a handful of powder.

"Broken?" Hisoka frowned and cleaned the lime out of his pocket.

It's so strange, it can't be crushed no matter how much you use your thoughts, but it shatters itself into powder and slag.

"Could it be a special product of embodied thoughts that can only exist for three months?" Hisoka guessed.

No, Xiao Shi just completed his mission, there is no need to force himself to persevere.

Although Hisoka regretted the shattering of the "Love Token", he didn't take it seriously.He managed to raise a little interest, and played a few group arena matches in the sky arena.

"Player Hisoka has been very gentle recently." The commentator joked, "He hasn't killed anyone this month, he just pushed his opponent off the ring."

Hisoka ate lemons for a month, and did not kill animals for a whole month. He stayed in the room to sleep every day except when he went out for competitions, and entered hibernation early in summer.

He is a big celebrity in the sky arena. Such an obvious accident has aroused a lot of discussion. The employees in the arena privately speculate that Hisoka is so abnormal because of a broken relationship. Transform yourself.

Hisoka also felt that something was wrong with him, which finally exploded when he realized that his six-pack abs had turned into a four-pack.

"Why?!" Hisoka stood in front of the mirror, heartbroken, "Have I really eaten too much recently?"

No way, today he only ate two pork knuckles, drank three bowls of chicken soup, ate five lemon cakes and one fried chicken, what's more?

"It must be the lack of exercise." Hisoka thought, "Summer burnout is terrible, even I slack off."

He decided to go out and take a walk, bathing in the warm sunshine.

Walking in the city, Hisoka unexpectedly found many pregnant women on the street.They are either holding the hands of their lovers, or walking together with their sisters. The sun shines on them, showing the sacred motherhood.

"Are there so many pregnant women here?" Hisoka wondered.

At this time, he didn't know that there was a term called "pregnancy effect": a pregnant person walking on the street will find many pregnant people.

Hisoka walked unhappily, but his throat was slightly itchy. He rushed to the flower bed and retched, and heard the same vomit sound unexpectedly.

A woman was supported by her husband, covered her stomach with one hand and covered her mouth and nose with the other, and said with a smile: "The little guy is making trouble in my stomach."

"Today, my mother brought capers. Don't you like eating sour beans recently? Let's eat this at night." Her husband said softly.

The two failed to spot Hisoka, who had petrified across a flower bed.

Nausea, sour taste, fatigue, lethargy... Countless nouns swept Hisoka's brain.

He has never read a book, but he also has basic common sense: Men cannot get pregnant.

man!No!pregnant!

Inexplicably trembling, Hiso took out his mobile phone and dialed his good friend Yi Ermi: "Xiao Yi, I remember that you have a lot of research on the acupuncture points of the human body?"

"Yes." Yi Ermi replied, "Because the nails are very particular about acupuncture points, why do you ask this? I interrupted my mission, and the mental damage fee..."

"Can you feel the pulse?" Hisoka interrupted Yi Ermi, "Yes?"

"Yes." Yi Ermi agreed, "I have a certificate of practicing acupuncture and moxibustion in traditional Chinese medicine."

In terms of acupuncture alone, he is a professional.Look, hear and ask everything, nothing is unreasonable.

"Come to my place." Hisoka hung up the phone in a daze, and transferred a large amount of money to Yiermi's account with his mobile phone.

For Jinn's sake, Yiermi will always be Hisoka's most reliable friend.

After 10 minutes, Yi Ermi entered Hisoka's room through the window.

"Are you looking for my pulse?" Yi Ermi felt very fresh. As a killer, he has not had any surgery other than dissection since he got his Chinese medicine license.

Hisoka extended his arm to Yiermi, and he looked at Yiermi as if looking at the last hope, which made the young master who beat the enemy confused.

"Are you doubting my professionalism?" Il fans put their fingers on Hisoka's pulse, reminding him: "I am very professional, and your doubts about me hurt me, and I lose my spirit..."

Il's fans stopped talking.

In the death-like silence, he took another pulse in novelty under Hisoka's terrifying eyes.Finally, he looked at Hisoka's four-pack belly.

"Congratulations." Yi Ermi applauded sincerely, "Hisuo, you are going to be a mother."

"It's exactly one month pregnant."

Facing Hisoka's staring eyes, Yi Ermi stretched out her hand: "Congratulations, where's my happy money?"

The author has something to say: Il fans: Yes, this wave is a net profit.

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