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Someone said: labor is shit.

"I've had enough. Dementors have dignity. Why should I waste my good time on a group of idiots?" The only Deminer of the Hunter Association kicked away the office of the president, Nitro.

Nitro was secretly combing his beard while hiding in the office. She was scared and pulled out several precious beards.

Ahhhhh his beard!

Nitro was so distressed that he couldn't breathe, but he had to patiently comfort his subordinate who had worked overtime until he died suddenly: "The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility. The hopes of the entire association are placed in your hands. Hold on, kid!"

"I'm not the only one in the world—a nemesis master." The nemesis teacher raised his head slightly, and said angrily: "Let Jin drag that guy hiding in the island of greed out to work!"

"Our Hunter Association is not a bandit organization." Nitero shook his head, "We haven't bought five insurances for others - gold, why should we ask them to work for us?"

"Heh." Chu Nianshi sneered, "I don't want to do it anymore, President, you haven't seen how stupid those fools are? After staying with them for a long time, I feel that my IQ is being eroded."

Netero's expression was stiff, unable to refute.

Thanks to Osamu Dazai's generosity, all the hunters in the Hunter Association who were tempted by the crimson heart were concentrated in Youkexin City. Nitro did not take much effort to get them all, and arranged for them one by one.

This group of scourges was temporarily grounded in the Hunter Association, boys and girls who had nothing to do and were full of love gathered together to play Gwent cards. I don’t know who came up with a bad idea: "To commemorate us who met because of love. , family, shall we start a fraternity?"

The sea of ​​people is vast, meeting is fate, and the family members think it is good.

They threw the cards in their hands, brainstormed, and after a fierce vote - "Pandora's Cult" was born.

The congregation believe in the great crimson king Pandora, they firmly believe that licking the dog will have results, and one day they will be able to embrace the beautiful stone.

The establishment of the sect was a milestone event, they stopped playing cards, and gathered every day to write poems for Scarlet Heart and hold poetry appreciation meetings.Good bounty hunters turned bards, watching the blood vessels of the Hunter Association employees who are responsible for monitoring them.

If you don't think about children, you are stupid, and you are not smart at all. If you are stupid, you may not even know your own name.

"Speaking of it." After receiving the promise of Nitroga's salary, the teacher was in a good mood, and she asked curiously: "If I remember correctly, the biggest victim of Pandora's magic stone is Kurolo Rousey from the Phantom Brigade. Lu?"

"Yes, it's him." Nitro said meaningfully, "The entire Phantom Troupe has been recruited."

"How do they get rid of thoughts?" The master of de-reading asked enthusiastically, "If you are willing to send them to your door and be arrested by us, I'm still happy to help you."

A super-high-risk A-level wanted criminal with a lot of rewards and tickets, she is very willing to work overtime voluntarily.

Of course Kuroro is not that stupid. The self-control of the people in the brigade is many times better than that of ordinary hunters. At least there will be no absurd joke collections where people gather to write love poems and beg for someone.

They are not in a hurry and can barely afford to wait.

"The Chenghui deposit of 500 million ringtones has been transferred to my personal account, and I will notify you as soon as there is any news." Irmi hung up the phone, and the name on the call interface was Kurolo Luxilu.

There is no conflict between accepting Kuroro's commission and accepting the commission to kill Kuroro. As long as he has money, he will earn it.

Yiermi Dadike, an inspirational young man who always looks at money.

"Did you find out, Mi Ji?" Yi Ermi stood behind his younger brother, casting a shadow that couldn't cover Mi Ji's sturdy body, but made the little fat man shudder.

"Check, found it." Mi Ji clicked on the densely packed table analysis on the screen, and he introduced to his brother with huge dark circles: "It should be the one who doubled the bounty of Kurolo Luxilu and hired the elder brother to kill him." —Individual, compared with the recent flow of large sums of money, this person was first active in the Greedy Island, then came to Youkexin, and is now active near the Sky Arena."

"So, what about Tsujima Shuji's information?" Il fans have not forgotten the hatred of "Nightmare Talk", which ruined a brother's sincere concern for his younger brother!

Unforgivable!

"Shuji Tsushima published his new book "Stealing Fire" and "Rain Envelope" the day before yesterday in addition to his debut work "Nightmare Talk". These two books are also called milestone masterpieces in the history of education." Mi Ji also secretly read However, I was moved to tears by the profound understanding and righteousness of the protagonist in the article.

Mr. Tsushima is a god-like man, not only has superb writing skills, but more importantly, he is very prolific. If he does not publish a book, he will publish two books, saving the suffering of book lovers all over the world.

Osamu Dazai: I don’t have any money, so let me hurry up with a draft.

"But." Mi Ji swallowed his saliva, and he glanced at Yi Ermi carefully, "Brother, I found a very strange thing."

"Shuji Tsushima published the book just a few days before Kuroro's reward doubled. According to the teacher's editor, he has never seen a teacher so diligent. In the past, Mr. Tsushima never wrote before the deadline... ..."

"You mean, they might be - people?" Yiermi asked blankly.

The literary novelist who stole his family's relationship with his younger brother, the stingy employer who owed him his salary and refused to reimburse him for medicine, and the powerful enemy who made him encounter a curse spirit and suffered great mental damage...

Is it a person?

"It's just possible!" Miji's survival awareness was extremely strong, "This is what the data tells me, and the reasoning part has nothing to do with me!"

It's the result of your own reasoning, big brother, don't blame your innocent, poor and helpless little brother for your mistakes!

"Well done, Mickey." Il's fan stayed behind and pushed the door away, "You can continue to watch your SpongeBob SquarePants."

"I, I didn't watch SpongeBob SquarePants..." Miji quibbled in vain, "I'm obviously chasing Thomas the Tank Engine..."

Zero Zero opened the door to a new world of humor. Sailor Moon is not worth mentioning in front of garden babies, just as sexy is not worth a trial in front of cuteness.

Il fans are on their way to the Sky Colosseum.

Regardless of whether the reasoning is correct or not, he must pay for medical expenses and mental damage expenses!

No employer dared not to reimburse Yiermi, and there was never any compensation that Yiermi could not ask for. The scene of Ling Ling disappearing in front of Yiermi hurt his heart.

Unexpectedly, someone dared to escape the order in front of him!This is a provocation to the dignity of beating the enemy. As the eldest son, he must seek justice for the family.

"If the client is Shuji Tsushima, I can ask him for double the mental damage fee." Il Mi hammered his palm and thought of a wonderful idea, "By the way, I will pay for Qiya who lost the love of his elder brother and the overtime worker." If you ask for one copy each, that's four times the compensation."

That's right, you have to squeeze hard on the big fat sheep.

Coincidentally, Hisoka, who lost both the Kuroro Apple and the Zero Zero Apple, returned to his happy hometown, the Sky Arena.

"Contestant Hisoka made a move! He swung a fist, and he instantly killed his opponent! Contestant Hisoka won!"

The host's excited voice resounded through the loudspeaker: "Ten consecutive victories! Hisoka has won ten consecutive victories!"

The host was very excited, and so were the audience who beat Hisoka to win.

"Did Hisoka take fire-powder recently? Why is he so dissatisfied with desire?" An old audience who knew him asked curiously, "He was not as lust-burn-burn-ing as he is now."

"Maybe it's because the weather is hot." The person next to him smacked his mouth, "I'm too angry, drinking some chrysanthemum tea will be much better."

The icy cold water overflowed the drain, Hisoka took a cold shower and walked into the bedroom frankly.

He felt like a Pyroman, who could burn down the entire sky arena with his own heat.

"How could this be?" Hisoka looked at his own shadow in the floor-to-ceiling window, pitying himself, "It's the first time to catch Kuroro alone, and the first time to meet such a special big apple, it should be double the happiness, why? Will it become what it is now?"

Kuroro didn't catch it, and hit him—half when he was so high he sauntered away, leaving Hisoka—he was messed up in the wind, and Ilmi still didn't play with him.

He was so dissatisfied with desire that he was about to fuck.

"Yo."

Said that Yier was fascinated by Yier, the young master who beat the enemy Hakka suddenly poked his head down from the French window, his long hair fell down backwards, and his softness made Sister Sadako envious.

"Xiao Yi~" Hisoka puffed out his face, "Why don't you go through the main entrance?"

Beat the enemy, don't take the usual way.

In the cold night, Sadako and the naked man looked at each other through a floor-to-ceiling window.Fortunately, the sky arena is high enough, otherwise tomorrow's front page headlines and they will directly debut in C position.

"Hisuo, the consumption fee for the nails and the fee for mental damage - a total of - tens of millions of money will be remitted to my account." Yi Ermi maintained the posture of hanging the golden hook upside down, took out the computer from his pocket and pressed it hard.

"Why?" Hisoka asked.

It's true that he is an ATM for Il fans, but just as withdrawal requires a password, Hisoka needs a reason and an invoice.

"The task of assassinating Kuroro, if you hadn't appeared suddenly, I wouldn't have been trapped in the monster pile for so long." Il fans condemned: "My clothes will be stripped off, innocent damages, I will be reimbursed for reputation loss, integrity loss, and medical expenses for eye wash after seeing you naked."

Good guy, sit on the ground and start the price.

"Hmph." The naked-male Hisoka didn't care at all about Yiermi's teasing about his hot eyes. A real man should openly embrace nature.

"It's okay to give me money, and fight with me first!"

"Double, 2000 million monks are grateful for your patronage."

- In an instant, the gunpowder smoke was everywhere, crackling, and it was - night.

The ruins near the Sky Colosseum were demolished and rebuilt and demolished, the morning sun was shining on the dusty ground, and the stomachs of Ilmi and Hisoka grumbled at the same time.

Hungry, go home and eat.

"Remember, 2000 million." Yi Ermi rolled over from under a piece of steel bar, his black and beautiful hair was wrapped in cement into lumps of tugging, as if it was a hard fight.

Hisoka didn't get any better, his left eye frame was beaten black by Ilmi, his cheeks were swollen and painful, and the contouring and concealer foundation powder on his face was all ruined, which was a waste of cosmetics.

Fortunately, Hisoka's ability "frivolous illusion" can restore his confidence by putting on makeup, which is better than changing faces in Sichuan opera.

Hisoka, who regained his confidence, went to the restaurant near the Sky Colosseum, and the fight with Irmi satisfied him for the time being, and finally returned from the "wild and unruly perverted clown" to the state of "a dog-like gentleman in a suit" , began to consider their own spiritual needs.

Unlike the widowed mother-fetal single Il fans, Hisoka and Kuroro are both sex hunters who are loyal to their desires. Hisoka still acts like a gentleman, and strikes up a conversation.

He selects his target and walks slowly towards the victim.

"It hurts." The person walking around the corner collided with Hisoka, and he took a step back to get out of the way.

"Sorry." The man apologized casually.

Hisoka glanced at the victim in front of him who was attracted by their movements, and put the matter aside.

It was also because he was in a good mood just after the fight. If he was restless before the fight, anyone who dared to bump his head would have to get out of the way two miles away.

The young man who bumped into Hisoka didn't seem to feel ashamed, but the girl holding his arm made Hisoka look at him more.

In the summer, there are actually people who wrap themselves so tightly with hoods and veils, aren't they afraid of heatstroke?

"Fate Hunter?" The mysterious guy, boring.

Different card costumes have different attributes, and the powers displayed are also different. Hisoka obviously failed to see her essence through the cover of the gypsy witch costume.

I called her Xiao Tiantian yesterday, so I don’t take a lot of glances when I pass by today.Heh, man.

"Beautiful lady, do I have the honor to invite you on a wonderful date?" Hisoka picked his fingertips and conjured up a bouquet of delicate roses.

"Uh..." The victim covered his lips to keep himself from laughing, "You are really dedicated."

"?" Hisoka didn't understand, "Why do you say that?"

"It's better to recuperate at home if you are not in good health." The woman said tactfully, "I think what you need is not steak and red wine, but bandages and needles."

Hisoka - Startled, his wound was aching, but under the cover of a frivolous illusion, others should not be able to see it.

Even Kuroro didn't realize that the spider tattoo on his back was fake. Could it be that the sex hunter he chose at random is a hidden master of thought power?

"That person came to strike up a conversation with such a serious injury, he must be an old woman!" The passing waitress scolded, "I've seen a lot of men's routines! Who knows if he can be okay after being beaten like this? !"

"That's right." The guest next to him echoed, "Don't you escape from the hospital to blackmail you for medical expenses? Don't be fooled."

Whispering voices sounded in Hisoka's ears, and he suddenly found that the people around him were masters of thought who could see through frivolous illusions.

No, the master is not so bad, it is his own problem.

His pretense had failed.

"From the moment I met Xiaoyi until now, I have only had physical contact with one person." Hisoka's golden eyes lit up, and excitement ignited in his pupils.

Ignoring the increasingly noisy discussions nearby, Hisoka turned around and left, following the footsteps of Osamu Dazai - galloping all the way.

Osamu Dazai and Ling Ling did not go far.Hisoka may seem reckless, but he is careful. He did not contact Dazai Osamu rashly, but used his second ability: stretchable love.

The stretchable love turns the power of thought into a sticky thread like chewing gum. It is pink full of girlish hearts, representing Hisoka's full love.

The thread connected to each other is the proof of our love! ——By. Hisoka's thread of love wrapped around Osamu Dazai silently, before it could tie itself in a knot, with a swiping sound, Hisoka's love was gone.

Hisoka: So love will disappear?

Osamu Dazai: Hey!Stoka, Zero Sauce, save me!

"Bright day and night! You have no shame in stalking young men and women in the street!" Ling Ling casually took out a hidden weapon from his pocket, and swung it at Hisoka vigorously.

"sieve!"

The piercing sound was so sharp that half of the people on the street were stunned. Where did the magical girl come from? If she was hit, would it be okay?

Hisoka saw the terrifying power contained in the hidden weapon, his golden eyes were so excited that they shrank into a line, he suddenly turned around to dodge, and a small long mark was drawn on his face by the rapid hidden weapon.

Filled with blood, Hisoka stretched out his tongue to lick the blood stains from his lips, arched his back like a beast ready to go.

When he was fighting fiercely, the girl wrapped in a black robe—Jian changed clothes.The mysterious and simple clothing changed into a youthful green sportswear, and the bouncing double ponytails flashed in Hisoka's pupils.

[SR·Run, youth! ], additional attributes——[Go is the best policy]!

Running against the setting sun is our lost youth.

"No, no, zero sauce, I don't want to run!" The voice of Osamu Dazai, who was dragged by the additional attributes and ran wildly, was weathered into Ula Ula's howling ghosts and wolves, and two figures disappeared into the dense forest, startled - Lin Feiniao.

"Run away..." Hisoka's excitement didn't decrease but increased, "What a speed of Sbarasi! I must fight them!"

And the hidden weapon just now, this is the first time I have seen such an excellent throwing technique, it is more accurate than the corn thrower, more powerful than the cabbage thrower, and more wild than the watermelon thrower, even Dr. Zombie has to kneel at her parabola Down.

Hisoka's heart has been captured, the mysterious girl in front of him and Lingling from the day before yesterday - one is his white moonlight - the other is his cinnabar mole, he would be happy to fight with either one, and his happiness has returned.

-After searching for a while, Hisoka picked up the hidden weapon thrown by the roadside - an ugly stone, and his thoughts couldn't shake it at all.

"Interesting." Hisoka put the stone into his close pocket, "This is our token of love. Next time we meet, use it for your funeral."

In the distance, Osamu Dazai, who was dragged by Ling Ling and ran wildly, was lying on the soft green grass, his fingers twitching.

"Master lacks exercise, and occasionally runs—running is not a bad thing." Lingling encouraged, "Zai Zai, stand up! Run again—we will go back to eat after a thousand kilometers."

"You kill me." Osamu Dazai foamed at the mouth, "I'm just an innocent little writer, and the hot-blooded sports show is not suitable for me at all."

"The civilian staff in Mafia at the port also have to go out to work." Lingling said in a tone of "blame Mori Ogai if you want to blame", "Will Zai, you are getting fat."

The food on Greedy Island is so good, her cat has changed from a black cat to a little orange, which is gratifying.

"Don't talk to me in such a confinement tone, it's scary." Osamu Dazai turned over with difficulty, "Zero-chan, what's the hidden weapon you threw Hisoka just now?"

He remembered that Lingling wasn't playing with hidden weapons.

"I took it from my pocket." Ling Ling lowered his head and flipped through the pocket, his tone of surprise, "This pocket seems to be specially used to put pregnancy stones."

She gave Kuroro one before, and there were several left, and today she gave Hisoka another one.

Being in pairs, staying together and flying together, has a beautiful meaning.

"Pfft ha ha ha ha." Osamu Dazai couldn't hide his gloat, "I hope Hisoka is not too curious."

If only—with March in my pocket...

He said to himself: "Why do I expect so much?"

The author has something to say: Zero Zero: Because your life is wicked.

Zai: Yes!It's not me who is in confinement, it's Hisoka!