Unpretentious campus essay

Huang Heyuan told Ling Yunduo the C sauce ID, and emphasized: "There is no illegal content in her live broadcast room, and she doesn't even show her breasts. She only relies on technology to attract fans."

"Little classmate, don't worry, I'm not an Internet policeman." Ling Yunduo smiled, "I'm just curious about how much she looks like me."

Huang Heyuan untied his knot, went home and sat on the toilet, as smoothly as if the shit king had returned to his divine kingdom.

"I am the King of shit!"

Huang Heyuan opened his arms, washed away the exhaustion from school, rolled on the bed, and went to bed on time at eleven o'clock.

At six o'clock the next day, Huang Heyuan's biological clock woke him up on time.

What, it's only six o'clock.Huang Heyuan got up with hairy hair, secretly lamenting that his biological clock was not stable.He used to start at eight o'clock, but after only a few days of school, it became six o'clock.Biological clock, you worthless, you betrayed me!

Huang Zhenhua didn't come back yesterday, and he didn't know where he was on a business trip. He was the only one in the huge three-story villa.Huang Heyuan is used to this kind of silence, for him, it is a sudden thing that his father is at home all the time.

Breathe a few breaths of ink-flavored aroma in the manga room; go to the figurine room to say good morning to the wives; after practicing hip-hop moves, take a shower, and finally bask in the sun for a few minutes to start a day full of energy.

At 08:30 in the morning, Huang Heyuan's online class started.Two hours of chemistry competition class, one hour of oral Japanese class.In the afternoon, there was another two-hour math class, with a half-hour break, and the hip-hop teacher came to give guidance.

Teaching Huang Heyuan is a very happy thing. He has strong initiative and good understanding. As long as he is coaxed along the way, the teaching process is extremely smooth, and the teachers and students enjoy it together.At five o'clock, all classes were over, and Huang Heyuan had a fulfilling and happy day.Huang Heyuan hates going to school, but he doesn't hate studying.He stayed at home all these years, and spent a long and boring time relying on studying. Studying made him not so lonely, like a silent but interesting little friend.

After seeing off the teacher, the nanny came to make dinner for Huang Heyuan.

"Xiao Yuan, will your father come back to eat at night?" the old nanny asked.

"If he came back to eat, he would have called you a long time ago." Huang Heyuan snorted, "Anyway, someone is drinking and eating meat with him in the restaurant, so he won't be hungry."

Sure enough, it was almost nine o'clock, and the old nanny had already left before the father came back, and he was the only one left in the whole family.

But it doesn't matter, he won't feel lonely, because in 5 minutes, C Sauce will start broadcasting!

Huang Heyuan opened the C Sauce live broadcast room nervously, thinking, she should live broadcast today.

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The computer screen displays: The total amount of rewards from Sunflowers in the World: 70352.

The lens between the white clouds reflects the dim light of the computer, and now he needs to confirm whether the sunflowers in the world are far away from the Yellow River.

If not, then for the best.

If it is, things can get a little cumbersome. The ID "Sunflower in the World" has always been a middle-aged man who is rich, boring, and slightly wretched in his mouth. If you tip a reward, it doesn't matter.And if the image of this middle-aged man suddenly changed to Huang Heyuan's face, he would feel a little awkward.

Generally speaking, the gift money of minors will be refunded when the wages are settled.Huang Heyuan is only 16 years old. It is estimated that he bound his parents' card, so he did not refund the money.

If he is really Huang Heyuan, it is another matter whether the gift money of more than 7 yuan will be refunded, but Bai Yunjian does not want him to continue to reward.

Therefore, he had to confirm whether Huang Heyuan was the number one local tyrant in the live broadcast room.

Bai Yunjian didn't intend to ask directly, that would be too deliberate and it would not end well.He is used to leading, leading others to find problems on their own and solve problems without knowing his participation.To put it simply, it is to be a pure and unaffected old Yinbi.

For this reason, Bai Yunjian bought a bottle of black nail polish, and applied it on the nail caps unskillfully.

It's a bit smelly... Bai Yunjian opened the windows to ventilate, and put on a gothic black makeup.Finally, I took off the watch and covered the color difference on the wrist with foundation. After carefully checking the appearance, I practiced the girl's false voice for 3 minutes. After confirming that there was no problem, I turned on the camera and started broadcasting.

"Hello, everyone, as usual, first play a game of lol to warm up." Bai Yunjian said.

Barrage: "According to the usual practice, let's go to lol abuse first."

"Today is Gunara Dark Goddess!"

"Why didn't Goddess C broadcast live last week?"

Sunflower on Earth gave away 520 confession balloons.

"C sauce! I'm coming!"

"Black nail polish QAQ, even the blackened sick and charming C sauce is so cute!"

Satisfied, Bai Yunjian released a big move to instantly kill the enemy.OK, he noticed my nail polish.

At the end of the live broadcast, Bai Yunjian had been picking out the nail polish for a long time, and the black marks on it were mottled and concealed.

If Huang Heyuan was a sunflower in the world, he would have noticed this detail and would have thought about it.

Flag raising ceremony on Monday.

The autumn is crisp and cloudless, and the sun is even brighter than in summer, shining brightly on thousands of students in blue and white school uniforms.

After the flag-raising ceremony, the principal stood under the national flag and spoke as usual. The students standing in the front row can still hear what he is saying clearly, and the students in the back row can’t hear clearly and don’t care. Enough.

"It's so hot." Huang Heyuan muttered softly, "Old man Gu talks a lot of nonsense."

No one responded to him, because the person standing in front of him was Bai Yunjian.They are about the same height, and they line up together during military training, morning exercises, and flag-raising ceremonies, which is really annoying.

Bai Yunjian was holding a small vocabulary book in his hand, and was reciting vocabulary with his head down, without turning a page for a long time.

Bookworm, how can you read in the sun, no wonder you are short-sighted.Huang Heyuan raised his head silently, looking at Bai Yunjian's back.

If only he could lift up his school uniform and get under his clothes to block the sun.However, Bai Yunjian has a 50.00% possibility of secretly falling in love with him, so it's better to stay away from him.

"The Yellow River is far away."

Bai Yunjian suddenly turned his head and called him.

"...Huh?" Huang Heyuan's fluffy hair trembled.

"Can you help me get the vocabulary book?" Bai Yunjian said, "I want to tie my shoelaces."

why?

It's just a vocabulary book, and it's not an out-of-print comic book, so put it on the ground.

It really doesn't work, put it in your mouth.

More than a dozen answers popped up in Huang Heyuan's mind instantly, holding back for a few seconds, "Oh."

Ah ah ah ah ah ah why "oh" ah!My mouth is broken!

But oh well, the refusal seemed petty of him.Huang Heyuan stretched out his hand uncomfortably, and put his finger on Bai Yunjian's vocabulary book. When Bai Yunjian let go, he paused deliberately, leaving enough time to show off his nails.

"Thank you." Bai Yunjian said.

Huang Heyuan glanced at him, and a thought suddenly popped up in his heart, why did he let me take the vocabulary book, because he has a crush on me, right?Find a chance to talk to me, right? !Ah, the scheming old Yinbi!

After Bai Yunjian tied his shoelaces, seeing Huang Heyuan staring at him in horror and strangeness, he sighed in relief.It seems that it is indeed him, the sunflower in the world, evil fate.