Unpretentious campus essay

That night, Lei Jinlong did not snore.Fragmented dreams fill the night.Nothing could be seen clearly in the dream, the test papers spread like snowflakes, covering the school white, he knelt on the ground and frantically looked for his test papers, different scores flashed past his eyes, 187,132, 90,36, 0, [-], [-] ...He didn't know whose score it was, so he just watched it all night.

When the bell rang, Lei Jinlong got out of bed in a daze, feeling a little itchy on his neck, and a small piece of skin on the side of his neck felt rough and dry, like a thin scale.

"Which one of you has a mirror?" Lei Jinlong asked, "I'll take a look at my neck."

"No. What happened to your neck?"

"It seems to be peeling."

The roommate took a closer look, "Hey, not only the skin, but also a small red rash. Are you allergic?"

"It must be too dry in autumn," another roommate said, "Just use some aloe vera gel to wipe it on."

"Aloe vera gel is not as easy to use as my big treasure. Class representative, come, I will apply my big treasure for you."

The boy who just said to use aloe vera gel snorted, "What are you big treasure, turn your head and look at the position of the little hip-hop prince."

The Little Prince of Hip-hop, that is, the table seat of Huang Heyuan, has a dazzling array of objects.There is a row of bookshelves above, full of comic books, table mats of big-eyed beautiful girls, Hatsune Miku figures in the corner, and a mirror and skin care products on the partition.There are many skin care products but not messy, and they are neatly arranged in order from tall to short.

"I don't know the other sevens and eights, but I know La Mer, which costs more than 1000... Hey, every time my sister picks up some face cream, she has to talk about it. This time, she took away 50 yuan... "

"Damn it," Dabao's boy gasped in amazement, "This is not a prince, it must be a princess, right?"

"It's a lady! Hahahahahahaha."

Lei Jinlong added a sentence just right, "He may really be gay, I watch TV, gay is just like that, an exquisite gay boy."

"Hey...don't look at me."

"Don't worry, we are ugly, he doesn't like it. Or Gu Daxian, they look pretty good together."

"Baiyunjian is not bad either."

"Hey, what does Baiyun Jian look like? Why can't I remember...is he handsome?"

"...When you put it that way, I can't seem to remember what he looks like."

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After Lei Jinlong washed his face, the dormitory was empty.He walked to Huang Heyuan's seat and picked up his mirror.As the roommate said, there was indeed a thumb-sized red spot on the side of his neck, which was slightly itchy.

He put the mirror back, stared at Huang Heyuan's face cream for a long time, quickly unscrewed the cap, picked out a little sticky cream, and applied it to the red spots.Miraculously, after wiping it on, the itching disappeared immediately.

It is worthy of more than 1000 yuan of cream.Lei Jinlong put the bottle back to its original position without any mistakes, his anxiety eased, and he picked up his schoolbag and went to do morning exercises.

In the afternoon, after a nap, it was math class, and it was time for him to hand out test papers.In the past, he handed out test papers with a sense of superiority in joy, but this time when he received a thick dozen of test papers, he felt a little uneasy.

Last night in the dormitory he lied to them by saying that he played the game all day at the weekend without reviewing.In fact, he brushed two extra test papers on the weekend to make sufficient preparations for the evening test.

The first test paper was his, Lei Jinlong, 150.

He must be the pride of the Evil Sword Immortal.Lei Jinlong couldn't restrain the joy in his heart, raised the corners of his mouth and glanced at his bright perfect score several times, then lowered his hair again, his smile suddenly froze.

Yellow River Far: 150.

The corners of Lei Jinlong's mouth twitched, a thin layer of sweat oozes from his back instantly, the red spot on his neck suddenly itched, he raised his hand to pick it, the nails were full of fine flakes of skin.

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"I am constipated."

"...What?" Yan Hui asked with a question mark on his face.

Huang Heyuan sat in front of him, and repeated aggrievedly, "Constipation, I just can't poop."

No student had ever come to the office to look for him because he couldn’t poop. Yan Hui suggested, “You go to the infirmary and get some kelp.”

Huang Heyuan frowned, "No, isn't Kai Sailu meant to be stuffed in there, and then the glycerin is squeezed in? Nothing can explode my ass."

"Then... drink more hot water."

"Drinked."

"Hey... Huang, I can't help you with this matter, you have to work hard on your own. Today is Friday, you go home on the weekend to adjust your stomach."

"I know." Huang Heyuan's eyes suddenly became hot, "Yan Hui, do you believe in destiny?"

Yan Hui: "...Huh???"

"I'm destined to face it, if I run away, even shit will be infected by me, become cowardly, and won't come out!"

Yan Hui: "???" Classmate Huang!It's just shit, is it necessary? !

Huang Heyuan strode out of the office in high spirits. After class in the afternoon, he took a taxi and went straight to the flower shop, bought a bouquet of flowers, and hurried to the police station.Before he got out of the car, he saw a man in the distance.

The man was wearing a black sportswear, holding a flower in his left hand and a white kitten in his right hand.

Huang Heyuan hugged the sunflower, made a cool yet cute look, and stuck with him.

Tang Pingping never expected that this sunflower giver would come again. Unlike the wretched high school student he imagined, this kid was wearing a bad blue and white school uniform, but he wore a different sense of surprise, youthful and handsome. people.

Tang Pingping was suddenly full of a sense of crisis, "Little classmate, are you sending flowers to Police Officer Ling? Sending them at the gate of the police station will not affect you well."

"How do you know?" Huang Heyuan tilted his head to look at him, "Aren't you here to see him too?"

"I also gave it to Police Officer Ling."

"Huh?" Huang Heyuan sized him up, "She, she's married."

"That's right." Tang Pingping walked around lazily on tiptoe, "Officer Ling's husband is me."

Huang Heyuan: "..." Why did Police Officer Ling marry such... such a strange man!Is it because he has a cat?

Huang Heyuan would rather believe that the cat man was bluffing him, but as soon as Ling Yunduo came out, the cat man pretended to stick to him.

"Brain girl, stick it up."

"Don't post it, we'll talk about it when we go home." Ling Yunduo touched the white cat in Tang Pingping's arms, and turned to Huang Heyuan, "Little classmate, what's the matter with you?"

The matter of C-chan's marriage is in sight.Huang Heyuan had a sore nose and rubbed his eyes, "It's okay, I just wanted to ask you, did you not broadcast live last week because of the sunflowers I gave you?"

Ling Yunduo shook his head and said with a smile, "You've got the wrong person, I won't broadcast live."

Just like copper sulfate and potassium hydroxide mixed in the brain, it took a few seconds for Huang Heyuan to produce emotional precipitation.He was faintly disappointed, but at the same time relieved. Although C Sauce looks similar to Ling Yunduo, their temperaments are still different!

"Sorry." Huang Heyuan scratched his hair, "Um...do you have a younger sister?"

Ling Yunduo's smile faded a little, "No."

"Oh...Okay." Huang Heyuan hugged the sunflower in his arms, "Then I'm leaving! Goodbye!"

Huang Heyuan jumped forward, in the blink of an eye, Ling Yunduo suddenly thought of a possibility, and stopped him, "Little classmate, wait a minute!"

Ling Yunduo squeezed her husband's hand to calm down her nervous mood, "Little classmate, that anchor who looks very similar to me, can you tell me her name?"