Unpretentious campus essay

Bai Yunjian: "..." There is a big problem.

Bai Yunjian stood upright with the railing in his arms, and wanted to back away, but was pushed back by the people behind him, so he was half a finger away from the Yellow River.

"How does it feel?" Bai Yunjian asked in a low voice.

Huang Heyuan held a sparkling tear in his mouth, trying to divert the pain in a wild way.How could this happen? According to the routine of the anime, the two of them should accidentally talk to each other. Why is there such a tragedy of smashing eggs.

"What do you feel..." Huang Heyuan choked speechlessly, "Let me hit you... try once?"

Bai Yunjian: "...that's not necessary."

The conversation between the two was quiet and secretive. Not many people had heard of Huang Heyuan's egg-breaking tragedy, but they didn't expect Gu Haiyu to be standing next to him.

"I understand you. Last time I was pinched by Mu Linxing, the pain was so painful that I wanted to change my gender."

Huang Heyuan: "???" No, why did you say Mu Linxing pinched you?

"Huang Sang, a man who hasn't experienced the pain of a broken egg is incomplete. Congratulations. From my experience, it will be fine if the pain passes."

"Wait a minute, shut up!"

After getting off the car, Huang Heyuan struggled to move to the classroom. Gu Haiyu was right, the pain will be over, and when he returns to the classroom, there will be only a dull pain in his balls.Back in the dormitory, the balls no longer hurt.Very good!He didn't become an eggless pretty boy!

Huang Heyuan sat on the bed and looked back at his roommates. They read books, washed their feet, and lay flat. No one was paying attention to him. He secretly opened his trouser belt, pulled up the quilt, and turned on his mobile phone. , took out the egg, and looked at it carefully.

Not swollen, and very symmetrical, did not mutate when it was hit, merged with the eggs in the white clouds, and had four eggs... so much jio!Hurry up, who wants eggs between the clouds! (Note: Dongfang Dingzhu four egg stalk in jojo8)

The door creaked, and the bedroom suddenly fell silent, as if someone had come in.Huang Heyuan laid eggs a few times, and suddenly thought that everyone was in the dormitory, who came in?He turned his head and saw that it was cracked again.

Bai Yunjian stood under the bed, looking at him strangely.

Huang Heyuan quickly covered the quilt, leaned against the railing, and stared at Bai Yunjian, with embarrassing and annoyed eyes.

Bai Yunjian never thought that he would bump into Huang Heyuan digging eggs on the bed, so embarrassed that he wanted to rush out, but his strong psychological quality still made him stand firmly in place.

"……Do you feel better?"

Huang Heyuan suspected that he was blushing, lying on the side of the railing, hiding most of his face in the pillow, and said in a cold voice: "What are you doing here?"

"Condolences to a certain part of you." Bai Yunjian said.

"..."

"..."

Dorm 504 fell into an eerie silence. In class 21, not only the girls were knocking on the Liangzhou ci CP, but also the boys were knocking too, some even more than the girls. In addition to the boring study and life, they discussed who would attack who. by.What part is Bai Yunjian talking about?Is it a boy's happy chrysanthemum?The student who was about to go out to pour the footwashing water was so shocked that he held the basin crookedly, and blurted out, "What part?!"

Huang Heyuan frowned: "What part can there be? It's my egg!"

The roommate was taken aback: "What, let me drink some water to calm down."

Huang Heyuan: "My legs are too long, I can't even walk! Say one more word, and I'll pour the water for washing your feet into your mouth!"

"Fuck, then I'll go and pour out the footwashing water." The roommate said.

"It's just fine." Bai Yunjian said in a low voice, opened the door and left, the speed was as fast as C Sauce's nimbly moving while fighting monsters.

Thinking of C sauce, Huang Heyuan scratched his hair and lay down in annoyance.

After the dormitory was quiet for a long time, Lei Jinlong suddenly asked, "How did you do in the exam tonight?"

There was howling in the bedroom.

"We are sorry for the many years of nurturing of the math class representatives."

"It's not bad to get a 130 in the exam this time. I decided not to raise my head in Xie Jianxian's class tomorrow."

"Even if you don't look up, Xie Jianxian's bald head can still shoot a beam of light at you." Lei Jinlong sighed and said, "I didn't do well in the exam this time. I played games all day on weekends, and I was dazzled by the questions. Tomorrow I’m too embarrassed to go to the office to get the test paper.”

"Ha, class representative, no matter how dazzled your eyes are, they won't make much difference, right?"

"Hey, the horse stumbled..." Lei Jinlong pretended not to care and asked Huang Heyuan, "Student Huang, how are you doing this time?"

"The exam was a bit annoying." Huang Heyuan said.

Lei Jinlong was ecstatic in his heart, and said earnestly: "Don't be annoying, do the math problems slowly, don't rush if you can't do it, sort out the wrong questions, and you can solve them next time."

"No." Huang Heyuan said, "It's too simple and it annoys me. It's not challenging."

Lei Jinlong: "..."