Unpretentious campus essay

"Gu Haiyu, I have a serious matter to ask you."

"You can't poop, right? Go to the hospital for an enema by yourself. I'll make sure you're sputtering." When Gu Haiyu mentioned excrement and fart, he still took a mouthful of food without changing his face.

"I can already pull it out! Don't worry about it."

"...Congratulations. You're awesome. So, what's serious?"

"It's just..." Huang Heyuan showed a look of embarrassment.

"...?"

"That..." Huang Heyuan hesitated to speak.

Gu Haiyu didn't rush him either, because he really didn't have any curiosity.Huang Heyuan's troubles, no matter how big they are, they can't sleep at night, he can't poop, his hair doesn't look good... all kinds of things, he's already numb to the big things.

"You said..." He gritted his teeth, his heart slackened, and he spoke like bullets, "Is Bai Yunjian interested in me?!"

"Pfft...cough cough cough..." Gu Haiyu spat out a mouthful of rice, Huang He Yuan swiftly removed his plate and held it up in the air.

Gu Haiyu coughed and raised his middle finger towards Huang Heyuan, "You..." paused, took a deep breath, "Is there any basis?"

Gu Haiyu usually enjoys teasing Huang Heyuan and Bai Yunjian, but he never takes it seriously.Knock on CP, form is emptiness, and emptiness is form.It's fun to knock on weekdays, who is looking forward to knocking for real all day long?

Huang Heyuan lowered his voice: "In the flag-raising ceremony in the morning, he asked me to carry the dictionary for him."

Gu Haiyu doubted life: "That's it?"

"Not only." Huang Heyuan lowered his voice, "He came in through the front door after class. I was sitting next to the podium, so he must have a look at me."

Gu Haiyu laughed loudly, "Fuck, can you be more narcissistic?"

"Not only that, he also handed me a can of Coke. He is courteous for nothing, rape or steal."

"Pfft, Huang Sang, I have to tell you a sad news," Gu Haiyu said with a sullen smile, "Today, buy one get one free of Coke at the supermarket."

"Then why don't you send me off?"

Gu Haiyu pondered for a moment, "I don't drink Coke. And you sit closest to the door."

"...You don't understand, do you know how he gave it to me?" Huang Heyuan recalled that scene with a complicated expression, "He purposely waved his hand in front of my eyes. You know, Bai Yunjian's hand is quite beautiful, right? Right. Like a bird courting, he's showing his local advantages!"

Gu Haiyu: "...???"

Huang Heyuan nodded, affirming his point of view.

Gu Haiyu was stunned for a moment, and laughed loudly, "Huang Sang, I fucking appreciate the confidence that the whole world is my harem in you. Amitabha, I'm going to die laughing."

Huang Heyuan became angry from embarrassment: "Gu Haiyu, I won't tell you anymore! I just farted and jumped out of the earth!"

"Okay, okay, I was wrong." Gu Haiyu waved his hand, "Put down the plate, ah, like the king of trays."

"Hmph, it's your face!" Huang He smashed the dinner plate on the table from a distance, and shoveled a few mouthfuls of rice angrily.

During the nap, Huang Heyuan replayed everything that happened in the morning in his mind.In fact, if he were Gu Haiyu, he would also feel that he thought too much and had incurable narcissistic cancer.

However, Bai Yunjian's behavior was very strange.Bai Yunjian didn't like to walk through the front door, but he passed by him three times this morning, not to mention that when he put the Coke on the desk, he bent his index finger and tapped the lid of the can three times with his fingertips.

Does three have any special purpose?Just like Patriarch Bodhi knocked Sun Wukong on the head three times, Bai Yunjian wouldn't imply that he went to look for him in the middle of the night, right?

Huang Heyuan was distracted and pondered for the whole afternoon, and before he knew it, it was evening.

No. 21 middle school does not run in the morning, but runs late.The golden afterglow of the setting sun divided the teaching building into light and dark parts obliquely. The students of class [-] stood in line under the Yulan building, waiting for the athletes to march.

Just like the formation during the military training, Huang Heyuan stood on Baiyunjian on the left, and Xu Bujuan on the right.

Bai Yunjian is worthy of being a running enthusiast. He calmly and leisurely bites a mint candy, looking at the sky, as if in a daze.

From Huang Heyuan's point of view, Bai Yunjian may not be in a daze, but may be thinking about him.

"Hi," Huang Heyuan asked, "what are you looking at?"

"Today's sunset is beautiful." Bai Yunjian pushed his glasses and said softly.

"..." Huang He looked at the sky from a distance, the sunset glow was orange and purple, brilliant and brilliant, it was really good.

There are many jios, but things are not that simple.In a blink of an eye, Huang Heyuan's brain is running fast, just like Natsume Soseki translating "I love you" into "The moonlight is so beautiful tonight"!Isn’t the sentence that the sunset glow is beautiful today similar in structure to the moonlight is beautiful tonight?Could it be that "today's sunset is beautiful" is a secret confession?

The more Huang Heyuan thought about it, the more he cracked, he poked Xu Buyi, "Squad leader, can I change places with you?"

"what's wrong?"

"I just want to change."

"alright."

The two switched positions so that the person standing behind him became Xu Bujuan.Huang Heyuan ran half a circle, Xu Butian's roughness suddenly became lighter, and the footsteps behind him became light and steady.

This voice seemed to be... Huang Heyuan looked back, and there was indeed a white cloud behind him.Does this person stick to him even when running?

"Fuck, why are you behind me?" Huang Heyuan yelled, covering his head.

Bai Yunjian didn't catch up deliberately, Xu Buyi ran slower and slower, and now he has run with Class 22, what can he do if he doesn't catch up?

"You have emergency syrup." Bai Yunjian said softly.

What is Jizhi Syrup? ! "I didn't!" Huang He avoided it, and ran to the finish line, holding his knees and panting.

"The Yellow River is far away." A pair of white sneakers appeared in the lowered view, "Are you free? I have something to tell you."

Huang Heyuan raised his body, his hair was a little messed up in Bai Yunjian, but his face was neither red nor out of breath, it was unreasonable. "I'm busy."

"Then let's have dinner together."

Having dinner with Bai Yunjian must be so embarrassing that he choked to death on the dishes. "Forget it, if you have something to say."

"Can you go to a place where there are fewer people?"

Huang Heyuan: "..."

The evening run is over, but the real fierce competition has just begun. The mighty students are walking to the cafeteria, and the black heads are surging on the tree-lined road.Some students move around flexibly and rush to the front, as if they are not going to eat, but to cook. Some students know that they can’t get a meal, so they simply go to the dormitory to wash their hair first. Some students are obsessed with studying and go to the supermarket to buy I ordered some bread, carried it back to the classroom, and threw myself into the arms of my homework.

But Baiyunjian and the Yellow River went against the flow of people far away, one in front of the other and the other behind, they went to the small hillside.

Next to the hillside is an artificial lake. There is a young couple in the pavilion in the middle of the lake, sitting opposite each other eating instant noodles, throwing some noodles into the lake from time to time, attracting large golden and red carp.

The two stood on the curved bridge leading to the pavilion in the middle of the lake, and the Yellow River stared at the fish in the lake from afar, sweating from the tips of their noses.I don't know if it's the sequelae of running, but his heart rate is still fast, his throat is so thirsty, he just wants to run away and poke a bottle of neinei to drink.

He's going to confess to me... Sure enough, Gu Haiyu, that rough guy who doesn't wash his feet, judged it as shit, he didn't think wildly at all!However, he is destined to hurt this young gay in Baiyunjian. No matter how much he likes him, his heart will always belong to his wives.By the way, the confession by the lake failed, what if Bai Yunjian was blackened on the spot and threw him into the lake?Although he can swim, the water looks very dirty.

Huang Heyuan firmly grasped the bridge pole to prevent the white clouds from turning black.

Looking at Huang Heyuan's side face, Bai Yunjian thought to himself, he seems to be very nervous, or this is an expression of anger.

"The Yellow River is far away, we are very destined."

"Haha... that's right." Huang Heyuan laughed dryly, "But it's just a coincidence, don't have the illusion that you are my destiny. I am very noble, and I am not gay."

"..." Bai Yunjian couldn't understand what Huang Heyuan was saying, but he couldn't understand most of what this young master said, so it was harmless. "Thank you very much for your support before, but I can't accept your gift money. I just bought a house recently and my money is a bit tight, so..." Pay back your money in installments "Wait???" Huang Heyuan Interrupted him at a loss, "Money is a little tight? Do you want to borrow money from me?"

Bai Yunjian: "...Huh?" What was he talking about.

"Don't you have a crush on me?!" Huang Heyuan was shocked, "You asked me over to borrow money from me?"

"I..." Bai Yunjian pushed his glasses, equally shocked, "I have a crush on you?"

The couple's instant noodles at the Huxin Pavilion had already been eaten, but they had no intention of leaving at all. They pretended to suck up the noodles and listened to the big show.

Huang Heyuan's face burned, "It's hard, isn't it?"

"...The reason why you acted so strangely this day is because you think I have a crush on you?" Bai Yunjian asked.

"I'm weird? Baiyunjian, are you embarrassed to beat me up? You are the weirdest, okay? You hang around in front of my eyes if you have nothing to do, and even give me a can of Coke. I fucking think you are showing me your charm?!"

Big problem.Bai Yunjian stood up straighter, stretched out his hand, "Look at my nails."

Huang Heyuan frowned and looked at it. It was getting late. He only felt that the nails in Baiyunjian were not shiny, as if they had been worn, and there were some black spots on them.

"You... have onychomycosis?" Huang Heyuan curled up his hands, "I heard it's contagious, so don't touch me."

Bai Yunjian: "..." If I am guilty, please let the law punish me instead of letting Huang Heyuan's weird thinking break me.