Reborn "poisonous" mushrooms

A Dou's words dispelled all Ye Yu's worries.

A Dou's argument about the death certificate made Ye Yu's thoughts come alive. He thought: If one of his original relatives and friends asked him how it was possible to come back from the dead, he would say that the police made a mistake, and he would Just being implicated innocently.

The most deceptive "death" event of the year was born. Ye Yu couldn't help but praise himself, I'm so smart.

Ye Yu sent Adou a blown-kiss emoji (づ￣3￣)づ~?~ Then he went to QQ refreshed and turned off the computer.

Under Leng Sha's puzzled eyes, Ye Yu flew forward, hugged Leng Sha's neck fiercely, gnawed on his cheek, and said excitedly: "Xiao Leng! Pack your bags! Come home with me to see you See parents."

Meet the parents? ? ?So fast?Lengsha couldn't help feeling extremely absurd.

Unexpectedly, Ye Yu immediately added: "Wear thicker, just carry an empty bag for luggage, maybe we will be beaten out by that tough woman of mine!"

Cold killing speechless (lll￢ω￢).Daring Ye, what you mean by meeting parents is sneaking into the house and taking a look at them from afar?What's even more exaggerated is...it's actually possible to be beaten out! ! !

Fortunately, Leng Sha has long been used to Ye Yu's unreliable behavior. He thought about it and suggested to Ye Yu: "I think we can take Yoyo with us. If Yoyo is your son, our treatment is estimated It will be much better."

Ye Yu's eyes lit up, and he replied: "Yes, yes, yes! Bring yoyo, and say that my old Ye family has successors. With a son, women are vulgar things, so let's get rid of them."

Ye Yu thought about his speech, put on some thick clothes, hesitated for a while, and then took out a peaked cap from Leng Kill's suitcase and put it on his head.

Ye Yu was arming himself, trying to avoid the miserable situation of being instantly killed by his own mother's slap because of his low defense power.

Ye Yu was full of fighting spirit and wanted to run back to his hometown, but it was a pity that the weather was not good. The moment Ye Yu put on his shoes at the door and was about to go out, there was a thunderstorm on the flat ground, and then, big raindrops accompanied the rumbling thunder. The sound was thrown to the ground by the invisible giant hand in the clouds, making a huge sound of water droplets breaking.

Leng Shou looked at the sky, frowned, and whispered to Ye Yu, "Lao Ye, the weather has changed. How about we go tomorrow? Parents can do it anytime, and there is no rush."

Unexpectedly, Ye Yu's temper became more and more stubborn.He twisted his neck, as if twisting with a strange force, only to hear him say loudly: "I'm going!"

Leng Sha subconsciously wanted to stop him, but when he came into contact with Ye Yu's suddenly calm and scary eyes, he suddenly felt that Ye Yu's demeanor at this moment really looked like those soldiers who went to the execution ground to die heroically.

Heroic?

Leng Sha was amused by the words he suddenly thought of.

No matter how you feel, running around in the rain is not a very comfortable job.

It seems that because of the bad weather, the bus was full of people.

Leng Sha intentionally protected Ye Yu and found a place by the window to stand, and then he had the time to silently make up his mind: "Buy a scooter as soon as possible, even if it is QQ!"

Because Leng Sha deliberately opened up a small gap for Ye Yu, so his own space became relatively smaller.

From time to time, it seemed that someone behind the bus took the opportunity to stick Leng Sang on the back when the bus slowed down and turned.Because I don't know if that person did it on purpose, so I didn't say anything at first.But after a while, the man went so far as to wrap his arms around Leng Kill's waist, and the palm of his hand was directly attached to Leng Kill's lower abdomen!

I was stunned for a moment.

Ye Yu found clues from Leng Kill's suddenly stiffened expression, and then saw the salty pig's hand stuck to Leng Kill's abdomen.

A cloud of raging anger rose in Ye Yu's mind. After thinking for a while, he grabbed the hand calmly, and then quickly activated his innate skill of being a poisonous mushroom [Poisonous Spores].

The owner of the salty pig's hand fell into a coma without a sound, and then fell limp to the ground.

Ye Yu pushed Lengsha away, stepped on the man's hand, turned his toes left and right several times, and finally expressed satisfaction, and shouted in an exaggerated tone: "Oh! Stop the driver, there is a person who passed out due to motion sickness! "Speaking, Ye Yu pretended to say something to the air again: "Ah, this little brother, be careful where you step, don't step on him."

What is the population density on the bus on a rainy day?About the same as canned sardines.

The people standing next to the fainted man subconsciously stepped back a little after hearing Ye Yu's words; then, the bus pulled over and stopped, and a burst of unintentional or intentional agitation erupted in the crowd squeezed together by inertia. The counter-thrust of the person—someone was unsteady on his feet, and was pushed to take a step forward, and his foot happened to step on that person's face.

The trampler was only embarrassed for a moment, then he pretended to be nonchalant and took a half step back to hide in the dense crowd.

On the other hand, the comatose man on the ground had footprints mixed with rainwater on his face, which looked a bit embarrassing.

Everything was exactly as Ye Yu imagined, so he nodded in satisfaction, blinked at Leng Sha, and then said loudly, pretending to be: "Ah? This person seems to be awake! He can fall asleep on the bus, buddy, It's really you!" After saying this, Ye Yu kicked the man's calf, instantly withdrawing the poisonous spores that had spread all over the man's body.

The toxins of poisonous mushrooms are different from ordinary poisons. Their toxins are all concentrated on the spores; Ye Yu's highly toxic spores are so small that they are invisible to the naked eye, and they are simply powerful invisible weapons.

In such a time of releasing and retracting, Ye Yu has already completed a whole set of sinister steps.

I only heard the thick voice of the driver master coming through the crowd: "Young man at the back! You want to sleep and get out of the car, please don't make trouble here."

After this incident, the guy who touched the cold kill seemed to have become the public enemy of everyone in the car.

Look at his bewildered look, isn't it the reaction of people just waking up?

Leng Sha suppressed a smile, and quietly gave Ye Yu a thumbs up where no one else could see.

Ye Yu smiled shyly.

But having said that, there is no reason why that person would kill him coldly.The root cause is probably Lengsha's overly delicate facial features, and maybe...his texture lines that are faintly visible after being wet by the rain.

Ye Yu secretly glanced at the two small bumps on Leng Sha's chest, secretly imagined Leng Sha's perfectly lined chest and abdomen muscles, and he couldn't help swallowing quietly.

Under Ye Yu's leadership, he and Leng Sha changed cars twice on the way, and then walked a section of the rough gravel asphalt road that is unique to the suburbs.

Unexpectedly, Ye Yu's family didn't seem as poor as Leng Sha had imagined before.

The door that Ye Yu hesitated to step in turned out to be two decent-looking doors of a large house with wood inlaid copper foam nails; He fixed his eyes on the person who came, but...why wasn't the wooden door under the two copper rings covered with copper or iron?And...why does this door, which looks so classical, have...a cat's eye and a huge doorbell?

Ye Yu looked very nervous, he put his fingers near his mouth and bit his nails, and said nervously: "My dad is a nouveau riche, and he likes to imitate other people's arty style; this retro style was very popular back then, but my dad went When I was decorating the company, I immediately fell in love with this golden door bell..."

Killing Leng reached out and poked on the doorbell.

Ye Yu frowned instantly: "Ah!!! Who told you to ring the doorbell?!!!"

As soon as Ye Yu finished speaking, there was a flutter of chickens and dogs jumping around in the courtyard. The sound of slippers hitting the ground, the cry of children, and the sound of opening the door complemented the old tune "Shanghai Bund" with a loud volume.

Ye Yu's face was ashamed, and his expression was mournful.

The moment the door opened, Ye Yu grabbed Leng Kill's hand and ran away.

There was an exaggerated exclamation from inside the door: "Mom, come and see! This man's running posture is similar to that of the second child! It is exactly the same as the yellow-feathered duckling you raised the year before last."

Leng Sha ran and looked back.

A more exaggerated exclamation came: "Silly girl! That's your second brother! Quick! Let Xiao Huang chase him!!"

Leng Sha collapsed when he heard a dog barking very close.

A large dog with brown hair leaped high and threw Ye Yu to the ground with all its strength.

Ye Yu writhed vigorously, and shouted heart-piercingly, "Da Huang, you ungrateful thief, I will never buy you pork ribs again!"

Seeing Ye Yu's embarrassing look of rolling to the ground and shouting loudly, a sentence suddenly flashed in Leng Sha's mind - love makes people blind.Why didn't he recognize Ye Yu's true face from the beginning?

Ye Yu, where's your reserve?What about your lovely appearance of being weak, intelligent and brave?What about your calm demeanor and tone?

This, this, this... this is simply cheating!

The villain in my heart is cold and weeping in the wind┭┮﹏┭┮Master, I don’t believe in love anymore!